Massage Parlor Reports

Been awhile since I posted a review. So let me do my part and share some of my experiences. The good, bad and ugly!

Let me 1st start off by saying the selection here in STL / Metro area is pretty bad. I mean, seems like the same ladies for the past 5-7 years. And for the new ones, they expect way too much and give way too little in regards to good service!! Ok, not here to rant / rave. Let me just give you my dream reports. Really, nothing new to report. Just confirmation of other reports.

YGND / Jessica: Very nice location, very clean and safe. She was very friendly, easy to talk to and cute. The massage skills is about a 4. 5 out of 10. But she makes up for it with the attention she gives and creativity. From head to upper ankle, she was very attractive. Toes could use a pedicure! Finish was very very nice. I wasn't looking for extras, so didn't even ask. Overall, she was about a solid 6. Repeat. Ummm, maybe just depends.

YGND / Angel: Decent location, place was also clean and felt safe. As previous have stated, Angel seemed a little be cold and plain at first. Not the friendliest person at first, but she warmed up some after some time. Hard for us to really get a good chemistry going. Massage skills was about a 6. Finish was just ok for me. Not a real big fan of hers, but others seemed to like her so she must get better over time. But I am not repeating. So won't be finding out.

*As everyone else has mentioned. Damn, how I miss Tierney! Really wish some Asian, Latin or Ebony could be added to the YGND roster!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lets-warm-up-together-w-a-blonde-busty-bunny-incall-soulardoutcall-stl-specialz/6658516[/URL]

Tried this one about 6 months ago. Desperate I guess. Nice location, clean apt. I know from pics she is on heavy side, but in person it was even more! But she was very nice and good conversation. Massage skills below average. Maybe a 5. But she is fun to play with. Pm for details. No repeat. Just too much meat for this boy!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-daily-specials-4060-mins/16444917[/URL]

Location little far, small, discreet room in a plaza type area. GREAT massage skills. I would give her a 8. 5. but NO teasing. NO finish. I repeated 3-4 times. Nothing. Prices are GREAT too. But don't expect chit but a good massage!!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/state-licensed-massage-therapist-with-5-star-ratings/15089984[/URL]

Bat chit crazy! Don't waste you time. She is nutty! I need not say more. Enter at your own risk.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-treat-yourself/12098584[/URL]

Office location, clean, safe. 2 ladies here. Both ebony chubby but sexy ladies. Massage skills a 7-8. Very good. Very nice finish. No extras. But plenty of teasing.

Enjoy all. Be safe. If it don't feel right, don't go in!! LOL.

[QUOTE=Chuggy;2758990]She is for real, nice and accommodating, I've seen her a number of times, treat her well she will reciprocate.[/QUOTE]I did end up visiting her and she's the nicest girl I've met. She's very erotic and seems like she loves what she does. Will definitely repeat.

I recently moved to the area. Is this the right forum for Belleville / Fairview Heights, IL area?

[QUOTE=Kurby;2765719]I recently moved to the area. Is this the right forum for Belleville / Fairview Heights, IL area?[/QUOTE]Yes, this is the best one. Occasionally you will find posts in "strip Clubs" under Illinois in the cities Brooklyn and Washington Park, and VERY rarely under St Louis Area under Illinois.

You'll get the most info here in the St. Louis forums.

Went to this place early this week as I had some time early in the day and none of the usual AMPs were open. They were running a special, so took it.

[URL]https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5412998099.html[/URL]

[URL]http://massagemiracles.getconnectedbiz.com/[/URL]

It was just little tricky to find the place as it was behind the building which is visible from the main road. This place is in the strip complex around Ameristar, you should be able find the complex from the sign in the Ad, looks like all the businesses in that complex have that theme. The massage was thorough as I got massaged by a young looking older (40+) lady. Decent bit of teasing as she bent over my head trying to reach my legs, but wouldn't allow any touch. They were no extras. Don't know if this is going to change.

I would rate it little better than Sunrise on Olive or the barrette station road as the attitude was little better and the place is little tucked inside.

Your inbox has been full for over a week! Thought of the girls name we talked about. Sammie.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;2766839]Your inbox has been full for over a week! Thought of the girls name we talked about. Sammie.[/QUOTE]Kinda wish this had a WARNING message somehow. Still, my fault. Busy time of year for me. Cleaned out, sir.

LTB.

P.S. Yep, it was Sammie. Not sure where shed drifted off to!

Stopped in Cha Massage yesterday. Seems totally legit. Was told I was rude for not having sheet over me when she came in. Downhill from there, of course. No teasing, and time was cut short. Attractive middle aged gal said she remembered me from Eden on Manchester. Any place can be hit or miss, but this was a total miss. I recommend avoiding at all cost. I am a frequent visitor of AMPs and have been having some decent success of late. Will try to post more in the future. Willing to PM with anyone wishing to share AMP intel. Stay safe out there!

QUOTE:

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...tings/15089984[/URL]

Bat chit crazy! Don't waste you time. She is nutty! I need not say more. Enter at your own risk.

I have been traveling extensively so have not seen many STL massage providers Lately but do know that this lady is a well trained and certified MT. While extras are not on the menu I don't think they are implied in her ad postings so don't know what the issues with the OP are. I am always pleased to see her and get the travel kinks out.

Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;2764246]Been awhile since I posted a review. So let me do my part and share some of my experiences. The good, bad and ugly!

Let me 1st start off by saying the selection here in STL / Metro area is pretty bad. I mean, seems like the same ladies for the past 5-7 years. And for the new ones, they expect way too much and give way too little in regards to good service!! Ok, not here to rant / rave. Let me just give you my dream reports. Really, nothing new to report. Just confirmation of other reports.

YGND / Jessica: Very nice location, very clean and safe. She was very friendly, easy to talk to and cute. The massage skills is about a 4. 5 out of 10. But she makes up for it with the attention she gives and creativity. From head to upper ankle, she was very attractive. Toes could use a pedicure! Finish was very very nice. I wasn't looking for extras, so didn't even ask. Overall, she was about a solid 6. Repeat. Ummm, maybe just depends.

YGND / Angel: Decent location, place was also clean and felt safe. As previous have stated, Angel seemed a little be cold and plain at first. Not the friendliest person at first, but she warmed up some after some time. Hard for us to really get a good chemistry going. Massage skills was about a 6. Finish was just ok for me. Not a real big fan of hers, but others seemed to like her so she must get better over time. But I am not repeating. So won't be finding out.

*As everyone else has mentioned. Damn, how I miss Tierney! Really wish some Asian, Latin or Ebony could be added to the YGND roster!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lets-warm-up-together-w-a-blonde-busty-bunny-incall-soulardoutcall-stl-specialz/6658516[/URL]

Tried this one about 6 months ago. Desperate I guess. Nice location, clean apt. I know from pics she is on heavy side, but in person it was even more! But she was very nice and good conversation. Massage skills below average. Maybe a 5. But she is fun to play with. Pm for details. No repeat. Just too much meat for this boy!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-daily-specials-4060-mins/16444917[/URL]

Location little far, small, discreet room in a plaza type area. GREAT massage skills. I would give her a 8. 5. but NO teasing. NO finish. I repeated 3-4 times. Nothing. Prices are GREAT too. But don't expect chit but a good massage!!

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/state-licensed-massage-therapist-with-5-star-ratings/15089984[/URL]

Bat chit crazy! Don't waste you time. She is nutty! I need not say more. Enter at your own risk.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-treat-yourself/12098584[/URL]

Office location, clean, safe. 2 ladies here. Both ebony chubby but sexy ladies. Massage skills a 7-8. Very good. Very nice finish. No extras. But plenty of teasing.

Enjoy all. Be safe. If it don't feel right, don't go in!! LOL.[/QUOTE]I would like to give my views on Angel. I've been a regular for well over a year, and I never, ever leave disappointed. She is one of my all time favorites, bar none. The hour or hours spent with her is comfortable, relaxing and well worth my time. If you hit it off with her -- and you've have to have few people skills not to -- you will have a wonderful experience. She tries so hard to do the right thing.

DT.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70;2767997]Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.[/QUOTE]I hear this all the time when I'm out in the hobby. Some guys think they can get away with anything because they have hired a woman. Not so. Treat every woman with respect and see what happens. Some have limits, so you respect those too.

DT.

[QUOTE=DagnyTaggert;2768053]I hear this all the time when I'm out in the hobby. Some guys think they can get away with anything because they have hired a woman. Not so. Treat every woman with respect and see what happens. Some have limits, so you respect those too.

DT.[/QUOTE]Exactly. I get this from strippers, escorts, girls off SA / WYP etc. I treat them like I would a date only with the promise of something at the end of the date. I think you would be shocked by the number of stories I hear from girls about guys sending them dick pics as the first pic they send to a girl or guys in strip clubs trying to do shit with the girls in the back assuming they fuck every guys that comes through.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70;2767997]Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.[/QUOTE]True and well said. I have experienced that with two no extras providers myself. Though I am not naive enough to think I am the only one. At the end of the day, it's a YMMV thing. But I will say some of you crazy mofos (you know who you are) make it easier for a normal dude like myself. Sometimes they are so relieved to get someone who doesn't want to pee on them or stick something up their ass, that they reciprocate accordingly. So Spoolie, does one of those providers have five letters in her name and has been reviewed in the last month? LOL, messing with you bro, I know you keeping that info, keep up the good work.

[URL]https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5408853127.html[/URL]

Has anyone seen this women in Jeffco? I talked to her yesterday but she was booked up. Told me her rates are $70 for an hour. I asked about draping and she said it was optional. Any Intel would be appreciated.

Despite of mix reviews I decided to dream at fuji. Mamasan answered the ring bell (presence of ring bell is a good sign). She took me to a room and Blue showed up. Knowing asians she was 40's but a body of high 20's. I was fully happy with her bcups and tight box. 0. 4 for the house and $. 4 for Blue dream.

Few thoughts. I never ask for more than 30 minutes and usually cost $. 6. I don't know why are guys expending $. 5 for HJ from ygnd. I never paid more than $ for HJ or diy. FS is between $ to $$ And the three signs are just for very very unique girls.

I will repeat Blue but I'm pretty sure there some ugly ones around that area.

I will be back in your town first of February, can any one PM a utr asian that's lookibg to make a few extra bucks, massage is preferred but optional. I haven't tested the waters since last year. Gave all my money and time to JoJo / Candy. She was perfect in that reguard. Hope to hear from someone. Thanks.

Not here to bash at all. Just giving my dream as it happened. Take my words for what is worth. Or not.

[QUOTE=PilotPete;2767741]QUOTE:

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...tings/15089984[/URL]

Bat chit crazy! Don't waste you time. She is nutty! I need not say more. Enter at your own risk.

I have been traveling extensively so have not seen many STL massage providers Lately but do know that this lady is a well trained and certified MT. While extras are not on the menu I don't think they are implied in her ad postings so don't know what the issues with the OP are. I am always pleased to see her and get the travel kinks out.[/QUOTE]

Countrymen, any of you have any info on this one -.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-new-girls-just-arrived-body-massage-917-650-9533/12522555[/URL]

Appreciate the help.

[QUOTE=Rocketshot;2768400][URL]https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5408853127.html[/URL]

Has anyone seen this women in Jeffco? I talked to her yesterday but she was booked up. Told me her rates are $70 for an hour. I asked about draping and she said it was optional. Any Intel would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob;2769730]That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.[/QUOTE]So is it totally legit?

[QUOTE=DaytonNew;2768435]Despite of mix reviews I decided to dream at fuji. Mamasan answered the ring bell (presence of ring bell is a good sign). She took me to a room and Blue showed up. Knowing asians she was 40's but a body of high 20's. I was fully happy with her bcups and tight box. 0. 4 for the house and $. 4 for Blue dream.

Few thoughts. I never ask for more than 30 minutes and usually cost $. 6. I don't know why are guys expending $. 5 for HJ from ygnd. I never paid more than $ for HJ or diy. FS is between $ to $$ And the three signs are just for very very unique girls.

I will repeat Blue but I'm pretty sure there some ugly ones around that area.[/QUOTE]Everyone has their own view of what good value is, but YGND has been $125 for years, never $150. To me, and I am a AMP fan if I get lucky with one, they are cheaper, but you honestly don't know what you're going to get on any given visit. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a little Dick Roulette, sometimes not. Reliable and safe go a long way with me.

Anyone seen this lady?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-stars-from-head-toe/17417595[/URL]

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

[QUOTE=HawtDaug;2769831]So is it totally legit?[/QUOTE]It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-asian-massage-incall-and-outcall/18459958[/URL]

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/redhead-special-amazing-heights-sexy-nuru-st-charles/19190408[/URL]

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

[QUOTE=Stlconnoisseur;2771251]It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.[/QUOTE]So does this means a HE? Is it worth the drive?

[QUOTE=Stlconnoisseur;2771224]Anyone seen this lady?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-stars-from-head-toe/17417595[/URL]

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.[/QUOTE]That is because those boobs are from here: [URL]https://twitter.com/kusecretadmire[/URL].

The Chive had an article about a year or so ago about #kuboobs on twitter. This is one of the images. My money is on her not being who answers the door.

[QUOTE=FartCity;2771282][URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-asian-massage-incall-and-outcall/18459958[/URL]


[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/redhead-special-amazing-heights-sexy-nuru-st-charles/19190408[/URL]

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.[/QUOTE]Sorry about your experience with batshit crazy lady. If you would have jumped on her website then her twitter account that might have saved you some grief. All her crazy ideas are on display there.

Good luck and be safe out there.

[QUOTE=Jeffc574;2771715]That is because those boobs are from here: [URL]https://twitter.com/kusecretadmire[/URL].

The Chive had an article about a year or so ago about #kuboobs on twitter. This is one of the images. My money is on her not being who answers the door.[/QUOTE]Those KU boobs have been on display more than Pamela Andersons'.

If those did answer the door my guess would be that it would cost $$$$$ - 1K to visit them.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70;2767997]Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.[/QUOTE]True. You can get lot more if you don't act like a dick.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;2764205]I second that! I also tried both months ago. Horrible service. Rushed. Overpriced. Old ladies. For me just not worth my hard earn $$.[/QUOTE]Well, just goes to show, opinions vary.

There are a few parlors along manchester. The other day I tried two. One I have seen for a few weeks advertising 45 for foot massage. I went in and it was a 60+ asian lady. Did not stay to find out. Next I went to day spa in front of best buy. Thwo ladies working. The lady I got was in her 40 ish nothing to write home about. Good masage. On the flip nothing. So I encurage her but nothing she did help me get off by playing with the boys while I did the deed. Needles to say I won't be back. I can do that at home and save the cash. Total damage 60 oh well. Be safe.

[QUOTE=FartCity;2771282][URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-asian-massage-incall-and-outcall/18459958[/URL]

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/redhead-special-amazing-heights-sexy-nuru-st-charles/19190408[/URL]

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the excellent reviews.

St. Charles Asian Angie has been around a long while and does offer FS (or at least used to). I had some very active and enjoyable sessions but it has been a few years. One advantage of travel is the excellent Asian talent elsewhere so I don't even try it here.

I haven't heard of Nikki shedding that top and sharing those magnificent ta-tas in several years. If that was available again I would repeat, but her time management skills are also suspect.

I would add that Rayne (near Page & Warson) looks great but is working 2 straight jobs, is hard to schedule and seems pretty tired. She had foot surgery so standing pains her. I sympathize and really like her but she doesn't even advertise much anymore? I haven't seen Kim in awhile who used to work doubles with Rayne and has a spectacular rack.

Knotty Kneads is expensive at 3 bills but does provide a good true Nuru, is orally talented, slim and tight.

I haven't tried Amazing Heights since mood and atmosphere are important. I think some of these ladies are bored and need someone to talk to. Another advantage of Asian providers in other cities is they usually aren't chatty.

[QUOTE=Stlconnoisseur;2771224]Anyone seen this lady?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-stars-from-head-toe/17417595[/URL]

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.[/QUOTE]Very lovely 30-35 ish white gal who does outcall only, or sometimes does incall at a nice hotel. I saw her down at the Lumiere about 10-11 months ago. Excellent rack, decent face, shapely, seemingly intelligent and educated. But!, and there is a "but" that caused me to be one and done with her. Lack of enjoyment, to be blunt.

Her skills were zero on the massage. Clearly had no training and didn't try hard to figure out what massaging a person is supposed to be all about. (I'm using past tense here because things may well have changed since roughly March of 2015.) Also, her hour was 40 minutes, which is what I selected. So her half hour may be 20, not sure about that because I never returned to try it out. Mundane happy completion, and the only extra discussed was going topless for a hefty upcharge. Lastly, she was very quiet to the point where I was thinking "what is the deal here? Is she maybe taping this encounter for LEO?" I'm pretty sure that is NOT the situation. Instead, I think she probably had to resign herself to this "occupation" due to lack of funds. I'm surprised she has stuck with it.

But, as I said, it's been quite a while since I saw her, and maybe she's gotten much better at the massage and maybe she's gotten friendlier. Which would sure be nice.

LTB.

[QUOTE=FartCity;2771282][URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-asian-massage-incall-and-outcall/18459958[/URL]

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/redhead-special-amazing-heights-sexy-nuru-st-charles/19190408[/URL]

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.[/QUOTE]Been there. After a few not so nice experiences, I ended up at YGND- Angel warmed up nicely to me. What can I say: being polite, respectful and generous still goes a long way.

Anyone know anything about this one? [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-very-attractive-couple/19284047[/URL].

I've searched around and can't find any info. That's generally a red flag for me but occasionally it could just mean they are good and not leaving a trail. Any thoughts would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=DirtyDuke;2773286]Anyone know anything about this one? [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-very-attractive-couple/19284047[/URL].

I've searched around and can't find any info. That's generally a red flag for me but occasionally it could just mean they are good and not leaving a trail. Any thoughts would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Do a google search and you can find the pics. Not who you are going to meet.

[URL]https://www.wattpad.com/list/199656771-mshoodnificent[/URL]

[URL]http://www.floridaboudoirphotographer.com/2013_06_01_archive.html[/URL]

[URL]http://massagebyaspen.wix.com/massage-by-aspen[/URL]

Any reviews on this one.

[QUOTE=Rbro7752;2774501][URL]http://massagebyaspen.wix.com/massage-by-aspen[/URL]

Any reviews on this one.[/QUOTE]She's been reviewed on here a good amount. Former YGND went solo a few years ago. I've never seen her myself because she is a spinner, I like a girl with some curves myself but to each their own. Do a search on this thread for aspen to read her reviews.

[QUOTE=Rbro7752;2774501][URL]http://massagebyaspen.wix.com/massage-by-aspen[/URL]

Any reviews on this one.[/QUOTE]I've seen her several times-both when she was with Lake and after. Nice lady-very thin-good happy ending with her on the table but no extras available at all. So if you're ok with that-then she's good-- especially if you qualify for the military, emt discount. Personally I think she would do much better to make her rate 100 for everyone considering the level of her service. But at 125 plus tip-I usually expect-and get more.