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I saw the below ad for Amelia am wondering if anyone had intel. I wasn't able to do my usual level of research but I did find similar ads and pictures in Long Island last month (and found the phone number was previously used by a Chinese Restaurant in New Jersey). From the pics and description, I think I'd like to party with this cowgirl but my mongersense is going off for some reason. Also, what is that by her lip in the picture with the black top? Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/201-731-6411-anal-100-real-pic-sexy-and-busty-bbj-incall-gfe-69-kiss-a-38817170[/URL]

Always be nice to the ladies.

LN.

Looking for local fun. Please PM me info of talent local to rest on and sterling area. Stg is np where e.

Where backpage used to be.

[QUOTE=Tomk2323;4642195]Has anyone seen Kim at Elite yet? Those pics look amazing. Hopefully they are accurate![/QUOTE]Go find out and let us know.

Anyone seen her? Says she's near DUlles.

[URL]https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?view=showad&adid=1944&cityid=322[/URL]

Happy mongering!

[QUOTE=BossStang302;4651152]Anyone seen her? Says she's near DUlles.

[URL]https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?view=showad&adid=1944&cityid=322[/URL]

Happy mongering![/QUOTE][URL]https://afterdarkads.com/index.php?view=showad&adid=1943&cityid=-48[/URL]

Phone Numbers match, but the ad has a weathered looking star demarco. Not for 400/ hr.

Looks sketch as fuck, looks more like a sting.

[QUOTE=MrYoni;4650424]So here's my guide.[/QUOTE]Thanks man. I learned more here than I did my entire hobby career.

Has anyone seen Kim at Elite Models? I would love some feedback. Please feel free to PM as well.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=WalterKovacs;4651014]Go find out and let us know.[/QUOTE]Best answer I've ever seen!

[QUOTE=Deranged;4650546]You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.[/QUOTE]I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

[QUOTE=Deranged;4650546]You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.[/QUOTE]You are in the place that most of us wish to be: in your youth. They say that youth is wasted on the young.

So, use your age, proximity, and monger training to land all of the gorgeous girls on campus. Tell her what you want as if you are paying her to perform. Chance getting slapped in the face once in a while. You may surprise yourself.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4651605]I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]"Be careful where you stick your Wick".

I'm going to make that my new motto, LOL!

Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

[QUOTE=SonChi;4651761]You are in the place that most of us wish to be: in your youth. They say that youth is wasted on the young.

So, use your age, proximity, and monger training to land all of the gorgeous girls on campus. Tell her what you want as if you are paying her to perform. Chance getting slapped in the face once in a while. You may surprise yourself.[/QUOTE]1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4651605]I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Deranged;4650546]You are in school. Never again in your entire life will you be surrounded by so many beautiful, single women densely packed and almost all down to hook up. This stuff is great, but trust me, real hookups to escorts are like Gucci to GAP. There's nothing like a woman wanting you feverishly for a night just because she does and not because of cash. Don't throw away what's right in front of you buddy.[/QUOTE]3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

[QUOTE=MiRoad;4650407]What a great post, Mr. Yoni. I agree completely that, without DFK, sex can at best be mediocre. I also had a Korean (and Thai) girls who, besides DFK, did both tongue in the ear and in the nostrils. The nostril thing startled me at first but ultimately is extremely erotic. Some girls do toe sucking as well which always produces a rock hard woody. A great make out session preceding sex makes the sex soooo much better. Absent passionate DFK, BBBJ and DATY I've never had sex that I'd rate higher than a four, maybe a five, no matter how hot the girl. Maybe living in Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and Brazil for many years has made me completely jaded but, alas, I yam what I yam! BBFS is icing on the cake!![/QUOTE]4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

P.S. - I don't think anything here can be used to identify me specifically. You can edit out anything you think was bad of me to include. Also sorry for all the long posts.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4651605]"Be careful where you stick your Wick" [/QUOTE]"Stick your wick" rhymes, but the expression is "dip your wick", and it refers to the old method of making tapered candles where you dip the wick into the melted wax and pull it out to let the first layer of wax coat the wick. Then you repeat the process. Dip in, pull out, and eventually the candle gets thicker with each successive dip.

PB.

[QUOTE=MrYoni;4651928]Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town[/QUOTE]Best of luck with everything!

[QUOTE=MrYoni;4651928]Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.[/QUOTE]Read this book: Models by Mark Manson. It'll change the way you view how you fit into the world with other people, and it may change your life.

Not everyone can be gorgeous, white, and 6' 3". In fact, most people aren't. For the rest of us, it's a bit harder to get laid. But a lot of the time, it's not purely physical characteristics that get you laid: It's your self-confidence and living an attractive lifestyle.

Flip how you feel about your Aspergers and ADHD. These are unique things about you that distinguish you from the sea of faceless men around you. They are struggles that you have that make you stronger. Every day you live life, you're fighting a harder fight than most, but you're stronger than those that always had it easy.

Tell your helicopter parents to F off. You're an adult. Be an adult. If they're funding your education, tell them to F off and then do it yourself. You're an adult, so take your life into your own hands.

Sure, Mason engineering probably isn't known for having the finest and most numerous women in the world. So join some clubs where you can expand your circle with both men and women. Stop being a victim. Being a victim won't change shit. You need to act to change the shit that you don't like about your life.

Start working out. Lose that fat, and gain muscle. This should be your absolute top priority after schoolwork (yes, even higher priority than getting laid). Look up some beginner workout regimens. For others to be attracted to you, you have to be attracted to yourself, and that's not going to happen until you're proud of the way you look. I repeat, start working out 4-6 days a week, and make this a top priority. You'll see results in less than a month, and that feedback will keep you going and completely change your life.

Also, this is not the appropriate forum to be mentored on how to understand and interact with women. This forum is about hookers. Hookers tend to be strong, enterprising women who have to deal with a lot of messed up shit, but you're just business to them. You should not be using this "training" to find soulmates or even one-night stands. Hookers fuck dudes for cash. Soulmates come together because of deep mutual attraction. Hookups happen because of fever and impulse.

[QUOTE=MrYoni;4651928]Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

.[/QUOTE]Money. Sex. Love. It's all overrated.

We're human. We long for a connection and we have active imaginations. Our reality will never meet or come close to our fantasies. And the struggle of work and life stresses make everything all that much harder. We can have it all and still never be happy.

The hardest part of this and yes, even I'm guilty of this, is trying to separate this hobby as something more than what it must be. An escape. Escape from work stress, social convictions, and marital issues.

Love isn't here. It's a 30 min to an hour episode of lust. And despite your degree in engineering you can't manufacture love in this hobby, you can't experience that passionate sex. Like a calculus bar graph you can get awfully close to infinity but you'll NEVER reach it. But life is short and you only live once so try to enjoy it, learn to settle for the mediocrity, just enough to feed the beast.

Youth is certainly wasted on the young. So my friend you got to enjoy life now because the dark truth is it doesn't get better. No amount of money, sex, and whatever other vice you might fall prey to won't help you. Only you can. You have to change the mentality. As stated before you won't find a 10/10 experience but communicating with the board and tossing your coin to the brotherhood can get you pretty close to an experience as long as you learn to subvert your expectations.

Now for some real talk, BBFS is a Pandora's box. I'm not necessarily sure I want to open it LOL but damn even a senior like myself is a bit curious. If yall got some juice you want to share hit up your pal GnS I'm not sure I'll pursue but damn it I'm like an encyclopedia, if there's news I need to know haha.

Stay well friend. And while we can't change the natural bane that is aging. Age yields experience and with experience comes wisdom, young grasshopper.

[QUOTE=MrYoni;4651928]mThanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

P.S. - I don't think anything here can be used to identify me specifically. You can edit out anything you think was bad of me to include. Also sorry for all the long posts.[/QUOTE]For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.

50 pushups and eat less than our date.

[QUOTE=SonChi;4652590]For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.
I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.
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[QUOTE=Tomk2323;4651373]Has anyone seen Kim at Elite Models? I would love some feedback. Please feel free to PM as well.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Go find out then report back. Simple.

[QUOTE=SonChi;4652590]For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.[/QUOTE]I'd be down for the challenge. 50 push ups, let's do it.

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.

[QUOTE=SonChi;4652590]For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.[/QUOTE]I agree that getting in better shape is a good thing, whether one is young, middle aged, or an old fart like me. I've dealt with some health issues in recent years. Late last fall I had a major health scare which resulted in a brief hospital stay for a medical procedure. Thankfully it went extraordinarily well. Since then I've been trying to get more exercise and clean up my diet. I slacked off a bit in January but am now getting back on track. Just because I'm in my early 60's doesn't mean I'm ready to throw in the towel.

I haven't mongered since my visit to Sophie last October, described in the MP forum. However, I'm still trying to dispense wisdom I've gained from mongering for over 25 years with a few breaks here and there. And I'll be sure to file a report if and when I visit another provider. For now I've got several other things on my plate in addition to working on my health.

Bebe in Tysons is on Vacation until May. Can anyone recommend a sensual accommodating Thai lady? Feel free to PM.

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingrid24-hou915-516-8544-table-shower-g-f-e-and-b2b-best-massage-36807350[/URL]

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

[URL]https://cityxguide.co/escorts/s-per-caliente-dominicana-28727240[/URL]

Mid 30's Dominican Republic Mami with beautiful D's, a great ass and even better pussy. We did CBJ for about 5 minutes which by itself was good enough to make me nut. She deepthroated then proceeded to head over to the chair and I went in. Overall 9/10, taking one star off because she was a bit too interested in her phone.

Qv 80.

Saw this one in Tysons and she was a waste of time. Everything covered, included breasts. She kept stopping in the middle of CBJ saying "Need to find my love. CBJ. Lack luster at best. After 3 attempts she found her lube and it was to stop the CBJ and start a hand job. Needless to say, when I was at 1/2 mast she say "are you ready?

I tried but her attitude and demeanor was enough for me to tell her, "You have the right tools but the BJ was subpar, the rules you have are ridiculous and you should switch careers because you do a disservice to your profession. Keep the $$ add it to you "change career fund".

The girl pics resembles her but it is not her, unless she seriously photo shopped it and was in better shape. She isn't in bad shape and like I told her the tools are not the issue, her attitude is. She is in Springfield now.

[URL]https://cityxguide.photo/ads/i-y-i-g-te-ti-g__1581116658-21452128[/URL]

[QUOTE=LaneNarrows;4654229]Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingrid24-hou915-516-8544-table-shower-g-f-e-and-b2b-best-massage-36807350[/URL]

Be good to the ladies.

LN.[/QUOTE]Is it the same girl in the photos?

[QUOTE=SkipHop;4653045]Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report and the warning. With so many ad sites and agency sites, it's helpful to have a link so others can know exactly who you're talking about. By your description, I'm guessing she's a current or former porn actress (not my scene). But is she also advertising escort services? If so, where?

[QUOTE=LaneNarrows;4654229]Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingrid24-hou915-516-8544-table-shower-g-f-e-and-b2b-best-massage-36807350[/URL]

Be good to the ladies.

LN.[/QUOTE]There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4651605]I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;4654533]A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.[/QUOTE]You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.

[QUOTE=Jjny25;4654384]Is it the same girl in the photos?[/QUOTE]The photos either aren't her or are dated. Pretty similar, however but she was heavier. The tetons look the same.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;4654497]There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.[/QUOTE]

Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)

[QUOTE=LaneNarrows;4654998]Come on, I didn't really expect a real TS but mentioning it helps make the story a little better that's half the fun here, isn't it? In this case, ad did its job, it caught my eye, and made me at least want to see what was available. A thick Latina. Or just because the ad set itself apart and for the possibility of the. 01%. As soon as I saw the address I knew there wasn't going to be a TS but 2nd Rock in Vienna didn't have a TS and it was a pretty good time. I guess I'm the kind of person who wants to see what happens next and in this case, it was a really good time that didn't break the bank.

(If anyone wants a good story, let me know and I share what happened to a guy in Chicago.)[/QUOTE]Namely that Latina crapshoot ads are adopting the same tactics as the Asian variety, which wasn't the case previously. It's almost as if they're using the same ad-writing service. Since most crapshoot women, Asian and Latina, speak limited English it's obvious they didn't write them.

Glad you're a savvy shopper but it's still useful to continue to point out that all these types of ads promise the moon and (mostly) fail to deliver. As always, if a gem is found, it's worthwhile to get her personal digits so you can find her again.

[QUOTE=JackAubry;4654593]You called an old guy? That's me. There is no comparison. It's two different things completely. But both can be fantastic.

With someone you love it's like you are two people with one mind and body feeling something unique each and every time no matter how many years your with the same person.

With a "provider", it's just different. The excitement of a new adventure with a Pattaya nubile 95 lb young 20 something girl who says she's an amateur but you know in the sack she's a seasoned pro, to a beautiful Brazilian with a big beautiful ass that won't quit banging on a beach in Rio, to a Moscow pro and her friend you pickup from Nightflight off Tverskaya street for a night of hedonism to banging Vegas strippers in the VIP room- all fantastic experiences, different from each other, but also the similar- but something completely different than a love session.

As you can tell it's hard to explain and must be experienced.[/QUOTE]That's what is needed More experience.

I've heard mixed things about the various review sites. Which ones are trustworthy and worth the money?

Alternatively, are there any girls that are highly recommend around here that don't require PII? That's what I'm ultimately looking for. I wanted to make a date with Antonella after hearing great things, but I'm too worried about giving up it PIi.

The best sex I've had was with a provider -- ten times better than with "the one I love". With her it always felt like work.

As I shared under Massage Reports, having just left Herndon Therapy last Thursday night I was still feeling the need to "sow my seeds. ".

I had identified Hana in Sterling on them ([URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/hana-escort-sterling-734400[/URL]), called, and was told to come over. Directions led me to an Extended Stay off of 7.

By the way, I've not been to that many Extended Stays, but this was one of the more rundown facilities I have seen. I did not enjoy walking inside this facility. It felt old and dinghy.

I arrived, "Hana" sends me her room number, and up I go. I get to the door, knock, the door opens and I walk inside.

I am greeted NOT by the Hana pictured on them. This is Michelle, Korean, who sort of reminds me of Lily with the longish nipples, but a body that is a tad thicker than Lily. She speaks just enough English for us to communicate back and forth. I suggest an hour and give her the fee of $160. In retrospect, I should have just asked for 30 minutes.

I begin to get undressed and sit on the edge of the bed. She sees that I want and like to kiss and offers me some Scope. She takes some herself as well. Back to the edge of the bed and we begin with some LFK. She slips out of her red negligee and reveals those longish nipples (not Lily long) on some smallish B-size breasts. I suck on her breasts and nipples. They are great for that.

She asked me to lay down on the bed and slips out of her panties and begins to provide a CBJ. I can feel some teeth, but not uncomfortably so. She might have deep throated me a couple of times but her body position made it hard for me to see. After a few minutes she stops and clearly wants to move on. I think she said, "fuck now. " Her attitude is good, but I sense she is not looking for a 60 minute carnival ride.

By the way, she is going to apply a lot of lube as we shift positions. We begin in missionary. I'm feeling strong, like I could do this forever. She is whispering to me "come on, baby, come on, baby. " Once again, clearly she would like me to finish sooner than later. After several minutes of missionary, I ask her to get on top in cowgirl. Michelle applies more lube and begins to ride me. I am probably thrusting more into her than she is riding me. Still whispering "come on, baby. " Almost like she is pleading. After some time in this position, once again, I'm feeling in good control of myself, I suggest we switch to doggy. More lube. Now, I am pounding away, alternating my speeds and depth of penetration.

I finally finish in the bag. She throws her lingerie back on and begins making the bed. I am wondering if another hobbyist is on the way. As I am walking out, she asks for a tip. I'm thinking I paid for an hour and I am leaving after 30 minutes, but decided, what the heck, and I pull $40 out of my wallet and lay it on the counter by the kitchenette area. Total damage is $200.

In retrospect, I should have just paid for 30 minutes. Michelle sort of reminded me of Lily in terms of body and appearance, but she was no Lily in terms of the experience one typically has with Lily. Her attitude really was not bad, but clearly, she would like her customers to finish sooner than later.

Would I recommend? If you want a QV with an okay-looking Korean, everything covered, and not looking for anything more, this is probably a good way to go. If you want a little more connection, than maybe not.

[QUOTE=Figrindan;4655580]The best sex I've had was with a provider -- ten times better than with "the one I love". With her it always felt like work.[/QUOTE]Not me, the best sex I end up having is when it's a hookup at a party, bar, Tinder, etc. You pay hookers to like you, so it does not feel anywhere near as genuine which, for me, plays into my level of arousal.

That's the script of a crapshoot to a T. Pay for an hour and leave within 15-30 minutes. They see pre-cum as reason to kick you out if possible, but still ask for extra money. LFK is more than most do actually.

Nothing makes me never want to see a provider or service again than a girl saying "come on baby". Exceptions include Sela, and a few providers that do MSOG.

[QUOTE=Wahooboy94;4655711]As I shared under Massage Reports, having just left Herndon Therapy last Thursday night I was still feeling the need to "sow my seeds. ".

I had identified Hana in Sterling on them ([URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/hana-escort-sterling-734400[/URL]), called, and was told to come over. Directions led me to an Extended Stay off of 7.

By the way, I've not been to that many Extended Stays, but this was one of the more rundown facilities I have seen. I did not enjoy walking inside this facility. It felt old and dinghy.

I arrived, "Hana" sends me her room number, and up I go. I get to the door, knock, the door opens and I walk inside.

I am greeted NOT by the Hana pictured on them. This is Michelle, Korean, who sort of reminds me of Lily with the longish nipples, but a body that is a tad thicker than Lily. She speaks just enough English for us to communicate back and forth. I suggest an hour and give her the fee of $160. In retrospect, I should have just asked for 30 minutes.

I begin to get undressed and sit on the edge of the bed. She sees that I want and like to kiss and offers me some Scope. She takes some herself as well. Back to the edge of the bed and we begin with some LFK. She slips out of her red negligee and reveals those longish nipples (not Lily long) on some smallish B-size breasts. I suck on her breasts and nipples. They are great for that.

She asked me to lay down on the bed and slips out of her panties and begins to provide a CBJ. I can feel some teeth, but not uncomfortably so. She might have deep throated me a couple of times but her body position made it hard for me to see. After a few minutes she stops and clearly wants to move on. I think she said, "fuck now. " Her attitude is good, but I sense she is not looking for a 60 minute carnival ride.

By the way, she is going to apply a lot of lube as we shift positions. We begin in missionary. I'm feeling strong, like I could do this forever. She is whispering to me "come on, baby, come on, baby. " Once again, clearly she would like me to finish sooner than later. After several minutes of missionary, I ask her to get on top in cowgirl. Michelle applies more lube and begins to ride me. I am probably thrusting more into her than she is riding me. Still whispering "come on, baby. " Almost like she is pleading. After some time in this position, once again, I'm feeling in good control of myself, I suggest we switch to doggy. More lube. Now, I am pounding away, alternating my speeds and depth of penetration.

I finally finish in the bag. She throws her lingerie back on and begins making the bed. I am wondering if another hobbyist is on the way. As I am walking out, she asks for a tip. I'm thinking I paid for an hour and I am leaving after 30 minutes, but decided, what the heck, and I pull $40 out of my wallet and lay it on the counter by the kitchenette area. Total damage is $200.

In retrospect, I should have just paid for 30 minutes. Michelle sort of reminded me of Lily in terms of body and appearance, but she was no Lily in terms of the experience one typically has with Lily. Her attitude really was not bad, but clearly, she would like her customers to finish sooner than later.

Would I recommend? If you want a QV with an okay-looking Korean, everything covered, and not looking for anything more, this is probably a good way to go. If you want a little more connection, than maybe not.[/QUOTE]