The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3164076]You couldn't come up with $80 or $100 or her real donation if you had to.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3164072]She swears she never was with Chris and it is likely because she just personally prefers the shorter white dicks (my humor). She does not see AA.

And she texted Chris and asked why he posted what he did when she never saw him? His response, I will PM everyone and tell them not to see you. I am headed out of town but we can easily get this text with Chris's response.

There is no need for these threats by Chris to Jennifer and previously to Britt.

For now, while Admin2 ponders, I would just tell everyone in the hobby, male or female, to keep this in mind when Chris calls or types. Avoid at all cost.[/QUOTE]You're the ultimate white knight, you and cry baby PG. Dude anyone can. Set up a fake text app and say such and such contacted me and said this etc.

HOWEVER jenn did make a mistake, she tried to cover her tracks by denying that she saw me and tried to play dumb with me AND she sent me a PM on this site saying why am I trying to hurt her or something to that effect. I specifically said in my response to her that she was a smelly pussy ho, AND I was going to pm all my guy's and tell them not to see her due to her smelly fish pussy AND that I wanted my money back!! I will repeat that again, I said specifically I want my money back!! I also said she obviously doesn't know who I am and that I would blast her smelly pussy all over this forum!! I feel I am entitled to a REFUND!! A, because I didn't finish due to the horrible smell of her pussy and B, I was NOT a satisfied customer!! I simply want my donation back! LOL!

C5.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3164072]She swears she never was with Chris and it is likely because she just personally prefers the shorter white dicks (my humor). She does not see AA.

And she texted Chris and asked why he posted what he did when she never saw him? His response, I will PM everyone and tell them not to see you. I am headed out of town but we can easily get this text with Chris's response.

There is no need for these threats by Chris to Jennifer and previously to Britt.

For now, while Admin2 ponders, I would just tell everyone in the hobby, male or female, to keep this in mind when Chris calls or types. Avoid at all cost.[/QUOTE]Why don't we just circulate his picture that Savanna used to post on backpage around for all the girls to see LMAO. Just saying. I do have a copy. A year or two ago I joined the site and defended a girl who C5 was name calling Ms piggy or what not, she sent me his pic out of spite. LOL.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3163927]I completely forgot about that very elite Medical University you went to was in the land of fake believe. That explains everything.[/QUOTE]Though I do not have a Harvard degree.
I have sat in the seats at Harvard's Joslin Center and was taught diabetes research and etiology by Harvard professors. Does that make you horny baby?

Probably not, but it was worth a try. Hey, what if I said that I Iearned the proper craftsmanship of a crack pipe instead?!

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!


King of EQ
PfuqnG.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3164072]She swears she never was with Chris and it is likely because she just personally prefers the shorter white dicks (my humor). She does not see AA.

And she texted Chris and asked why he posted what he did when she never saw him? His response, I will PM everyone and tell them not to see you. I am headed out of town but we can easily get this text with Chris's response.

There is no need for these threats by Chris to Jennifer and previously to Britt.

For now, while Admin2 ponders, I would just tell everyone in the hobby, male or female, to keep this in mind when Chris calls or types. Avoid at all cost.[/QUOTE]Tiny white schmeckles? Dude she is going to love me then! Oh Joy! Hold up, let me rephrase. She IS going to love me, she is going to love me a tiny bit.

P2 daG.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3164361]Tiny white schmeckles? Dude she is going to love me then! Oh Joy! Hold up, let me rephrase. She IS going to love me, she is going to love me a tiny bit.

P2 daG.[/QUOTE]She probably just won't know it.

Just bring over some of your really good wine and she won't notice.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3164380]She probably just won't know it.

Just bring over some of your really good wine and she won't notice.[/QUOTE]She is going to think our relationship is strictly platonic.

PG.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3164396]She is going to think our relationship is strictly platonic.

PG.[/QUOTE]You will get the deal that Chris wants.

Free pussy.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3164142]You're the ultimate white knight, you and cry baby PG. Dude anyone can. Set up a fake text app and say such and such contacted me and said this etc.

HOWEVER jenn did make a mistake, she tried to cover her tracks by denying that she saw me and tried to play dumb with me AND she sent me a PM on this site saying why am I trying to hurt her or something to that effect. I specifically said in my response to her that she was a smelly pussy ho, AND I was going to pm all my guy's and tell them not to see her due to her smelly fish pussy AND that I wanted my money back!! I will repeat that again, I said specifically I want my money back!! I also said she obviously doesn't know who I am and that I would blast her smelly pussy all over this forum!! I feel I am entitled to a REFUND!! A, because I didn't finish due to the horrible smell of her pussy and B, I was NOT a satisfied customer!! I simply want my donation back! LOL!

C5.[/QUOTE]Your reputation speaks for itself. Whine, cry, scream, act tough, do whatever the fuck makes you happy. You have just been outed by another monger in the last few minutes. And the threatening texts you sent to Britt have been seen.

You're a fucking colostomy bag full of shit.

[QUOTE=Swim999;3164091]You speak the truth. I have been privileged (to get PMed from C5. He didn't like my reviews of a girl, called me names (big woo) and threatened to post a fake review telling everyone her pussy smelled bad and she looked like a man. This is a chick he never saw. I still have the PMs. Oh, yes I do.[/QUOTE]Dude stop trying to be a tough guy and impress the other CLOWNS on this site! Swim is another loser who continues to try and suck my dick! The little I do remember about you is that you were white knighting and cheering on that fucking twat TinkerBell in Deland! TinkerBell is a dumb cum rag and you defended her when her loser boyfriend who is pimping her out, left countless mongers waiting in her shitty front yard for hour's!

You're not a real monger, you're a coward which is why I have zero respect for you. So are you saying I didn't see tinkerbell? Because tinkerbell herself posted she had seen me several times but said I got too cheap on her!! LOL!! Man I was fucking her bareback and nutting all inside that pussy inside that shed out back. Ahhhh the memories.

Unfortunately she now hates my guts!! Oh well! LOL.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3164090]Am I talking to FagGuy, PimpVino or FartyMarty?[/QUOTE]It's FagGuy but I'm not sure which personality will accept that answer.

FagfuqnGuy.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3163419]So he didn't go to her apartment behind the mall by the Shell gas station by the pool. Her bed made a lot of noise with typical beige walls. Shall I go on?[/QUOTE]LOL my walls are white. Not beige. But nice try. For some reason admin will not let me stick up for myself. Hmmm.

[blue]I wonder what that reason might be? Hmmmmm let me think on that a minute.

Oh I know, because providers aren't allowed to defend on review threads and haven't for, oh I don't know, maybe forever.

Do you really want to make me notice you like this? Because up until now I just deleted your posts where you were violating the forum guidelines. Seriously I would advise against it.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Chris5;3164142]You're the ultimate white knight, you and cry baby PG. Dude anyone can. Set up a fake text app and say such and such contacted me and said this etc.

HOWEVER jenn did make a mistake, she tried to cover her tracks by denying that she saw me and tried to play dumb with me AND she sent me a PM on this site saying why am I trying to hurt her or something to that effect. I specifically said in my response to her that she was a smelly pussy ho, AND I was going to pm all my guy's and tell them not to see her due to her smelly fish pussy AND that I wanted my money back!! I will repeat that again, I said specifically I want my money back!! I also said she obviously doesn't know who I am and that I would blast her smelly pussy all over this forum!! I feel I am entitled to a REFUND!! A, because I didn't finish due to the horrible smell of her pussy and B, I was NOT a satisfied customer!! I simply want my donation back! LOL!

C5.[/QUOTE]If what you said are true, take a screen shot of that PM message from her. Idk who's faking and sh! T but it doesn't hurt to back up what you said bro.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;3164685]If what you said are true, take a screen shot of that PM message from her. Idk who's faking and sh! T but it doesn't hurt to back up what you said bro.[/QUOTE]Posting screen shots of ANY private message on this site is again the rules.

[blue]Correct, if there is an issue with PM's you report it to me.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3163657]If you can't get this in 5 seconds something's wrong.[/QUOTE]Would've responded sooner but I was out of town wasting my time with relatives. The answer is imbedded after the second digit.

Edit: Well, I thought I had it. I was just looking for the sum answer but missed the product and difference answers. Bummer.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3164439]Dude stop trying to be a tough guy and impress the other CLOWNS on this site! Swim is another loser who continues to try and suck my dick! The little I do remember about you is that you were white knighting and cheering on that fucking twat TinkerBell in Deland! TinkerBell is a dumb cum rag and you defended her when her loser boyfriend who is pimping her out, left countless mongers waiting in her shitty front yard for hour's!

You're not a real monger, you're a coward which is why I have zero respect for you. So are you saying I didn't see tinkerbell? Because tinkerbell herself posted she had seen me several times but said I got too cheap on her!! LOL!! Man I was fucking her bareback and nutting all inside that pussy inside that shed out back. Ahhhh the memories.

Unfortunately she now hates my guts!! Oh well! LOL.[/QUOTE]I go about my business on my own terms. You are the one constantly crowing about himself like you have something to say. If I was interested in your dick I'd be using it as key fob.

Pay attention, you missed a couple of points. The chick you didn't see was Tiffany. You didn't like my positive reviews and PMed me to tell me to knock it off. You are nobody to tell anyone anything. I certainly won't be taking any cues from you. Then you bashed Tiffany, like you have Brittany and others, for no real reason. The Tiffany incident is the one I've got the PMs where you threatened to post fake reviews and tell everyone her pussy stinks and up close she looks like a man (Would an admin be interested in those? Basically the same M. O. You employed on Jenn. Lots of people warned Jenn about you. She wouldn't see you so, true to form, you did what you do. You lied and attacked her.

That leads us to Tinkerbell. I know you saw her. She and I talked about it. You liked Tinkerbell a lot. Well enough to write glowing reviews of her. You wanted to bring her home with you. How sweet. I saw your review and contacted her to tell her what a tool you are and the kind of ridiculously unsafe activities you are up to. I suggested she go see a doctor. She checked your posts herself and was pissed, really pissed. Apparently you told our little Disney fairy you don't see or bareback streetwalkers. Well, we all know that's not true, right? You post about it all the time. That's why she hates you. As soon as she wouldn't see you, you bashed Tinkerbell too.

So, who is the coward telling and posting lies and misrepresenting himself? Oh, that's you!

I just did something that I never do. I posted up pics of Jenn in the Positive Escort Review thread, with her permission, of course. If all of you will look at the bangin bod on this girl, it won't take a genius to realize that Chrissy is lying his fucking ass off about seeing her. Do you really think something that hot, that clean, with no tats at all, would have a nasty smelly snatch, or would even see a lowlife like Chrissy? If so, then you're a special kind of stupid.

You see fellow forum members, Sissy tries to blackmail hot girls like Jenn. He tells them that he will put up posts like he did to destroy their biz if they won't give him a freebie and do him BBFS. That's just the type of slime that he is. Only he didn't even get that far with Jenn, because NO ONE would give him her digits! So he posted up his lies to try to get even because Jenn is sharp, savvy, and knows better than to touch Sissy. He knew that he'd never even get her digits, much less see her, so he got all pissy and you all know the result.

HaHaHaHa! It blew up in your face, didn't it, dipshit? Now the entire forum knows what a total loser and liar that you are, and what tiny sliver of rep you had with the SW's is now gone. Gone like the Heroin that you shoot and sell. So, when you've booted it all, you have nothing but a lackluster buzz and a Jones left to show for your Marios. So pitiful and pathetic eh, Sissy Chrissy?

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3164090]Am I talking to FagGuy, PimpVino or FartyMarty?[/QUOTE]The answer is that you don't know, do you? You don't know who I am, who ET is, or who PharmaGuy is and you've just proven it with this post. The sad truth of the matter is that you really don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, do you?

But I know who you are: you are an aged old hag of a provider that uses pics that are at least twenty years old. You have a double chin, hideous hair and you are butt fucking ugly. You publicly admitted to everyone on here that you really only saw Sissy Chrissy one time and that he stalked you and was a freak. You posted up a pic of him and his car. Remember that old Stang, Chrissy? Yeah, good times in that old clunker the few times that it ran, right?

You see, Miss Hags, er, I mean Miss Swaggs, we know who you are. We have all seen your mugshots on the FL Arrest report. We've seen your double chins and we know that you're a crackhead because you were busted for it just a few months ago. Also, many mongers have reported via PM to myself and others' that they smelled it on your breath and saw the pipe also.

We're on to you and have been for years. I will give you some advice though: you are an old ho trying to scratch out a living now. You use twenty year old pics. You advertise on this great forum. You probably don't want to go back to your whacked out batshit crazy former self in the Trap if you want any biz at all. No monger in his right mind would possibly see you if he reads any of your BS. Go crawl back into your hole and shut your piehole unless you want your phone to go silent-yet again.

Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]Chrissy needs to update his LinkedIn profile with this noteworthy achievement.

Some loser named Bush something or other offered him some moral support.

So he's got that going for him.

Hey, "We've got Bush!"

Funny, the phones of Jen and Britt must be blowing up from members wanting to see them.

He's right, C5 is a genius, his reverse psychology is brilliant!

It's totally paying off. This whole time right under our noses he's been actually trying to help them. We were just too dumb to figure it out, either that or too busy burning up our calculators with Swags mathnasium challenge.

PG.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]In this hobby theirs really no such thing as bad business. In advertising the goal is to keep chatter going regardless to how bad a product may actually be. The power of conversation is very powerful. Now what does this mean for smelly pussy Jenn? I'll break it down for you old man. This chick, due to my very open and honest review, of which I never asked for anything except a REFUND, Her name will forever be remembered because of C5. Now that's NOT a good thing. Guy's associate me with being a very bad and toxic dude, After all the newness wears off from you old idiot's on this board and the association with C5, good or bad, will NOT be a good and promising thing for this chick. You guy's simply will fuck her until you get tired of her but the NEW business from NEW mongers will be non existent. Guy's typically don't like drama girls, Jenn is high drama and has made FOOL'S out of all the guy's who shined up the armor and got on the horse's and went to white knight this smelly pussy chick.

New girls come along each and every day boy's. This chick will be an afterthought in a week or so. The only business will come from the same cheap ass old dude's who's been seeing her. New girls come and go boy's. Countless chicks started fast then hit rock bottom. I can name several.

C5.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3164040]However, we all know you provided valuable information to the forum C5. The Mongers on this site should look at themselves in the mirror, if they think they are any better then you. I don't believe you are hated here as much as you think. I do know this place abounds with judgemental fools. Mongers here use your resources then complain about how you operate. Don't listen to these crybabys. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I know of two reviews the dude wrote on chicks he did not see. Now, it appears another. These are just the negative fake ones I know, I can only imagine there are numerous fake positive reviews, as well. That is why I just ignore him. His Intel is useless.

Face it, he has an agenda that is counter productive to most of us. It is his choice to be that.

Do some of us think we are "better" than him? Nope. Not the issue. He writes reviews of chicks he has not seen. That just makes him useless.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swim999;3164937]I go about my business on my own terms. You are the one constantly crowing about himself like you have something to say. If I was interested in your dick I'd be using it as key fob.

Pay attention, you missed a couple of points. The chick you didn't see was Tiffany. You didn't like my positive reviews and PMed me to tell me to knock it off. You are nobody to tell anyone anything. I certainly won't be taking any cues from you. Then you bashed Tiffany, like you have Brittany and others, for no real reason. The Tiffany incident is the one I've got the PMs where you threatened to post fake reviews and tell everyone her pussy stinks and up close she looks like a man (Would an admin be interested in those? Basically the same M. O. You employed on Jenn. Lots of people warned Jenn about you. She wouldn't see you so, true to form, you did what you do. You lied and attacked her.

That leads us to Tinkerbell. I know you saw her. She and I talked about it. You liked Tinkerbell a lot. Well enough to write glowing reviews of her. You wanted to bring her home with you. How sweet. I saw your review and contacted her to tell her what a tool you are and the kind of ridiculously unsafe activities you are up to. I suggested she go see a doctor. She checked your posts herself and was pissed, really pissed. Apparently you told our little Disney fairy you don't see or bareback streetwalkers. Well, we all know that's not true, right? You post about it all the time. That's why she hates you. As soon as she wouldn't see you, you bashed Tinkerbell too.

So, who is the coward telling and posting lies and misrepresenting himself? Oh, that's you![/QUOTE]I definitely remember TinkerBell, Man I fucked her bareback several times in her shed. Filled that pussy all the way up swim. Did she tell you that pussy? LOL!!

NEVER said I saw tiffany. Tiffany is a big time candy girl as other's have also mentioned!! I know the dude she buys her candy from son! Then. You white knight her like she's Anna Nicole Smith. LOL!! You should get outside more swim. Stop falling in love with hos.

These chicks only want CASH!!

C5.

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But which of you providers got some cyber Monday deals though?

Awe, I get it now, thanks for the brief Advertising 101. Wow and you do fortune telling on the side? Just keep mentioning her name, you are almost an advertising banner for her. As far as smelly pussy, how could you not be an expert on that? I am sure all the bare backing you have done on the trail, you have a pretty good sense of smell for rotten pussy. The ones that get bare backed before it's your turn? Shit dude, I am just wondering if you are a walking fragrance factory of rotten pussy smell. Maybe your smell senses are so fucked up now that bad pussy smells good to you and clean freshly showered pussy smells bad to you since you haven't smell good pussy in years. Dang, I cracked the code on this one. Time for a nap for this old man.

Keep charging! I enjoy reading fiction!!

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3165150]In this hobby theirs really no such thing as bad business. In advertising the goal is to keep chatter going regardless to how bad a product may actually be. The power of conversation is very powerful. Now what does this mean for smelly pussy Jenn? I'll break it down for you old man. This chick, due to my very open and honest review, of which I never asked for anything except a REFUND, Her name will forever be remembered because of C5. Now that's NOT a good thing. Guy's associate me with being a very bad and toxic dude, After all the newness wears off from you old idiot's on this board and the association with C5, good or bad, will NOT be a good and promising thing for this chick. You guy's simply will fuck her until you get tired of her but the NEW business from NEW mongers will be non existent. Guy's typically don't like drama girls, Jenn is high drama and has made FOOL'S out of all the guy's who shined up the armor and got on the horse's and went to white knight this smelly pussy chick.

New girls come along each and every day boy's. This chick will be an afterthought in a week or so. The only business will come from the same cheap ass old dude's who's been seeing her. New girls come and go boy's. Countless chicks started fast then hit rock bottom. I can name several.

C5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3165145]
PG.[/QUOTE]Your inbox is full.

I think you know, you were not the actual target of Lou's post. He wanted to mess with one of your friends. Just another nasty guy with his own agenda. You already know the other two or three. Bush Hog.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3165998]You are so correct on YMMV. Men that I'm so attracted to I xab cum just thinking about them without even having to touch myself get a trillion times performance and an extremely open menu then someone I find hard to even get through the 10 min or less I give them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BushHog;3166283]I think you know, you were not the actual target of Lou's post. He wanted to mess with one of your friends. Just another nasty guy with his own agenda. You already know the other two or three. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]All I did was give an honest report of my experience. I stand by it.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3166283]I think you know, you were not the actual target of Lou's post. He wanted to mess with one of your friends. Just another nasty guy with his own agenda. You already know the other two or three. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I actually agree with Bush Hog. It was all a set up from the beginning to get back at C5. You Orlando dude's are beyond pathetic.

C5.

[BLUE]Note, this is in blue.

A couple of you guys have decided to organize a "lets report a bunch of Chris 5's posts so A2 will get rid of him. I suggest you stop it now. He's a pain in my ass, I routinely delete about 40% of his content so no I don't protect him but I'm not getting rid of him. I've spoken about this about a gazillion times, if you don't like what somebody posts put them on your motherfucking ignore list and stop wasting my fucking time reporting posts that are not breaking the rules of the forum.

Chris I shit you not if you post some stupidity quoting this in order to piss these guys off more I'll delete everything you write for a week.

A2[/BLUE]

[BLUE]Some of you guys are missing the fucking point. He's not being the problem.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;3167123][BLUE]Some of you guys are missing the fucking point. He's not being the problem.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Just having a little fun at C5's expense. I just can't resist.

PG.

Have looked in the mirror lately? Go take a look an you will see the most pathetic member on this site The gent that wrote that review has more credibility in the tip of his finger than you will ever have. You blew all your credibility on your first of many fake reviews years ago. I don't have a dog in the fight when it comes to Swags, she still intrigues me as I have stated be for.

PSA to all who read especially the ladies, C5 was a fraud, is a fraud and will always be a trust less fraud. My last JC

[QUOTE=Chris5;3166649]I actually agree with Bush Hog. It was all a set up from the beginning to get back at C5. You Orlando dude's are beyond pathetic.

C5.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3174257]Swags has been a very naughty girl and would like a Pandora bracelet with a clover charm for the Irish in me LOL thank you Santa.[/QUOTE]Do they sell that at the dollar tree my sweet love? I will be more than happy to buy it for you.

C5.

I love reading a good review and look forward to all reviews everyday on this great forum. HOWEVER a few of you idiot motherfuckers are writing these long ass fucking stories about one motherfucking dream! This pussy behavior must stop immediately! There is no need to write a book about a dream! One asshole actually said he wishes to take an Orlando smelly pussy provider to fucking Europe with him for a week! This behavior is beyond ridiculous! Another monger bragged about after him and his provider finished there dream that they cuddled up to each other like high school sweethearts! Lmao! Do you know how many other mongers loads were on the sheets and pillows you cuddled up with her on? One monger says he wishes to take a said provider here in Orlando away for a vacation on a private island!! Lmao! You stupid idiot loser ass monger really need to get outside more!!

Pathetic!

C5.