Streetwalker Reports

Cracks me up every time. She's a pain in the ass to pickup and yes Sweetbaby Ty-Ty is usually around. When you get her though she produces well, killer ass, can talk her down out of the clouds with pricing.

I think I'll swoop her this weekend and see where her head is at.

As far as South is concerned, it's been a bust for me for almost a year. I mean I have caught a couple, but they're all the usual suspects and the Bike Part Mafia, never anything new for me. It bums me out because South has the easiest, safest pickup streets.

Both the regulars begged off tonight. So the copilot & I hit JCB>Sandy>122nd a few times tonight 8:00>11:00 to see what we might come across. A dry night pushing sixty degrees had me in shirtsleeves & several SW's showing off more than you'd usually expect for a January night.

Right out of the gate JCB>Woodstock had some good action going besides the usual Flavel Fuglies or criddlers.

The short haired young blonde was from report #3085 was looking good in some heels & clingy yellow skirt showing off a tad of a tummy but great legs & those nice tits look better & better. She got scooped right behind the JC carts under the operating room lights there. I kept an eye out for her on subsequent passes through there to no avail.

The brunette spinner w/ the weird belly button was in jeans & a jogging top showing her tiny titties & pointy nipples. She looked oddly sober tonight as she eyed traffic.

Just before Woodstock was tall mixed SW in boots, jeans & big jacket, dark hair up in a tight bun. Went around block & it was fucking Amaya from EB. She must remember & hold a grudge from when I called her a b!tch the last & only time when I threw her out of ride. She mouthed "fuck off" as I followed her in block. I smiled back at her & was 'kinda flattered that my lecture on being at least a friendly SW still pissed her off. She hopped in some green minivan right behind me.

Rip-off meth head scammer crunt Skylar/Octavia from my SW report #2183 & rip-off report #9 was slumming from EB & near Foster MC'Ds. Turned in for her & parked way down block & tapped brake lights to get her attention. I let that fucking skank b!tch get right up to my window & sped off yelling "fuck off Heidi". Made my fucking night & I had a dumb ass smile plastered on my mug for next laps. Sometimes it's the little things that make me oddly contented.

Sarah #1.5 was powercrackwalking near Eastgate. Bundled up as fuck considering how warm it was. I don't know why she even bothers to walk.

Nothing all the way to Sandy/122nd except a few undesirable BSW's + the cellulite fat ass blonde WSW I've seen lately around there.

On return trip near Kickatat 7-11 was this skinny BSW walking in circles & such. Her dreads were sticking up straight at all angles. I'll be damned if she didn't remind me of Buckwheat from the Little Rascals when he'd get all scared. Yeah, I know I'm going to hell SMDH.

An older WSW in jeans & fur topped boots was across from Glisan Park. Just the Nanook of the North boots were enough of a fashion faux pas to keep me going by. I just never know what does or doesn't do it for my weird horny grey matter.

Lowwider was at Burnside bus stop w/ Tyrone lurking very near.

The doe of the fucking night was just past Stark wearing some nice spaghetti heels topped by dark jogging pants w/ red stripes up sides. Cute face & longer dark hair 5'5" +- w/ fine body & form. Thinking this could be either "geeky glasses girl" w/o glasses tonight or "run rabbit run girl" or perhaps even cotton candy pussy Swenja (#2438) got going the right direction to find several of you fucking hounds all driving over your dicks to scoop (myself included somewhat LOL). Way too many eyes for my comfort, so went around to see if she got scooped & missed who the lucky fucker was. Never saw her again in next pass or two, so I headed South. One I've got to find her someday if just to satisfy my curiosity of who she is.

Started to rain & was sure it'd slow down the SW's but thought maybe just maybe the young short haired blonde still be out. Not to be tonight for that but caught Jess from my reports #2615 & 2983 & scooped her right up in Flavel 7-11 lot. She actually had a knee length skirt on vs. the jeans I always see her in. As usual smelled like weed w/ the additional essence of tequila that her & girlfriends had been drinking at dive down 82nd. After a few catcalls & woos from her girlfriends as she hopped in & gave me a kiss (LOL). She was loud ,crude & horny to a fault as she needed some "hard loving" (her words). Back @ my place, she pulled two BB shots of me in record time. See the above reports for her full menu, it wasn't much different except 1st round was more in her face than throat due to her clumsy half drunk state BBBJ. Gave her $75.00 & another shot of tequila before dropping her off at 7-11 w/ her tank top on backwards.

Light PPD all night but some Clackamas working the South end.

Went out from 7:30 - 9:30 and it was DEAD. Nothing out there except off and on rain showers. Finally saw a girl in a white puffy jacket with the hood up and with her guy following close behind down by the Winco and Powell. I couldn't get a good look at the face, but she looked small and maybe. Black? Anyone know her or have intel? She stopped walking and hungout with a group of people inside that shopping area where Winco is, and then went back out after awhile, but I think someone scooped her up because she disappeared.

I was going to call it a night when on my way home and just about to leave, I see someone that I don't recognize and thought. Why not. White girl, not normally someone I would pick up but nothing else out and thought I might as well get a closer look. She said her name was Lulu, and that rang a bell. But I couldn't think of how. I thought from here but couldn't remember what people had said about her. Anyway, long story short. She gives me some sad sob story about her daughter being sick and needing medicine and would discount for me, I agree (being a sucker) and she runs with what I give her. Everything about the situation gave off a warning about this potentially happening. First time that's happened to me.

Girl with high cheekbones and tall hair wearing tight white pants worked the Harbor Frieght / IHOP area, was picked up quickly the two times I went by. Girl with red heart on face and white tube top seen under open coat worked Flavel to Duke, was picked up twice too. Time was 12-2 PM.

Monday did the entire track one way south at 4:00 PM and saw nothing.

Was in town last couple of days, did quite a bit of cruising all hours on 82nd. Portland used to be one of my favorite mongering towns, sadly those days are gone. I picked up quite a few girls, then turned them loose for two reasons, way too expensive, and requiring covered services. Most of them were asking over 100 , some would "settle for 100".

One of them told me something funny when I asked about bare fucking. She was fairly cute but nutty. She said "no way! I am not a clean girl and not about to give you what I got going on down there! I wouldn't do something that mean to anyone!

I was just in Columbus OH, and fucked several cute young girls for 40 bucks BBFSCIP, so going to a high-priced, covered place like the NW is kind of a let down, sorry.

[QUOTE=BusterHymen;4607662]Was in town last couple of days, did quite a bit of cruising all hours on 82nd. Portland used to be one of my favorite mongering towns, sadly those days are gone. I picked up quite a few girls, then turned them loose for two reasons, way too expensive, and requiring covered services. Most of them were asking over 100 , some would "settle for 100".

I was just in Columbus OH, and fucked several cute young girls for 40 bucks BBFSCIP, so going to a high-priced, covered place like the NW is kind of a let down, sorry.[/QUOTE]

What you seek was/is out there on 82nd, it sounds like you just scooped the prevalent latex ladies.

If you thought you could find BBFSCIP for $40.00 in PNW you must not have read back recently in this SW forum much. Lots of BBFS prices listed in various reports. You'd have been lucky to find it for $80.00.

This ain't Florida or Ohio, Buster.

Went from Sandy to JCB, only saw Denise in black clothes dancing a jig between Division and Stark. She did not last long, someone "snatched" her up right on 82nd and in a bit of traffic. Go figure. This was about 4:00 today. Been years since I have been with Denise, way before her TV star time period, is she worthwhile any more for a quick time in the car?

[QUOTE=JohnCockToes;4611085]Went from Sandy to JCB, only saw Denise in black clothes dancing a jig between Division and Stark. She did not last long, someone "snatched" her up right on 82nd and in a bit of traffic. Go figure. This was about 4:00 today. Been years since I have been with Denise, way before her TV star time period, is she worthwhile any more for a quick time in the car?[/QUOTE]Once you're the subject of a Fractured Hooker Tale, it's usually not a good sign (see mine #2601 & Rammer's #2600).

While I truly admire her perseverance to 82nd & report on her sightings.

I think the general consensus is she's past her expiration date.

After my unintended & once in a lifetime trifecta of tail last weekend (Friday-Jess, Saturday-Heather & Sunday- UTR squirter) stayed off 82nd due to fucking fatigue. Occasionally I feel like Danny Glover "I'm too old for this shit". SMDHS.

So w/ six days of recharge, wallet somewhat replenished & swimmers supercharged, the copilot & I headed out to 82nd for a few laps 7:45>9:30 while waiting for the text to pick up a regular.

With the off/on rain didn't expect much, yet some were out.

JCB>Flavel had a few of the usual Flavel fuglies out.

The homeless brunette spinner w/ the weird belly button was just past Luther tweaking around somewhat.

The young short haired blonde w/ the nice rack was all bundled up at Flavel 7-11. Parking was jammed & she had several guys around her, so I passed for now until I can catch her alone in the wild to see what's up w/ her.

Sara #0.0 was near Duke wearing some sort of poncho that looked like one of those reflective emergency blankets you store in your ride. At least you could see her stank ass & she reminded me of the wad of crumbled stinky tinfoil that I pull out of my smoker bottom tray.

Hermiston was walking near FuBon in jeans & boots topped by white & black striped shirt. Add a sword & hat & she'd have a black pirate look so nailed.

Glisan>Fremont had a herd of scattered fat ass BSW's. Never seen so many in one night & to my irritation I got that fucking song (Buffalo Gals Won't You Come Out Tonight?) in my head.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TReJYGS5p8s[/URL]

Fremont>122nd was empty of all except PPD.

On return trip was a late twenties brunette off to the side of Utopia who gave me look & even in the horrible fluorescent lighting looked pretty cute. Swooped around only to see her Tyrone cross 82nd & run up to her & give her some static. I think I've seen her advertise on EB yet can't find her.

Looking drenched at Holgate was Quasimodo/Slewfoot watching traffic as she gimped along.

Nothing on my last pass JCB>Sandy>JCB except a few of the BSW herd stragglers who hadn't got scooped.

A shit ton of PPD out + the undercover silver SUV. Be extra careful out there as a couple of mongers caught themselves a patronizing charge last week.

Went South and North on The Strip about four times from 9:00 to after 11:00. Lots of LEO up North, weird they were in pairs too. Had lights on right behind me but he just wanted to get to the far left lane. Kinda scary. Only saw a Flavel Fuglie the entire time. Must have been too cold. Boy, could have used some company this morning in my warm van.

Sorry for the lack of Reports.

I have been out mostly Recon for the best or your favorite streets for pickup thread.

I have been out for Walkers however I usually just default to the Workingmans Best Friend.

During one of those times I made the mistake of picking up WSW Nena Marvelous (Listcrawler fame). Picked her up late night around Hawthorne. She did have a hood up and I thought she was a different Walker.

As soon as she got in I nearly vomited at the sight of multiple abscesses. Out of pity I tipped her $10 and gave her a ride up to Stark. Told her I would get her up there but if her Tyrone was visible there'd be a big fucking problem.

I usually shy from disparaging remarks, but that chick is fucking gross.

Went home and soaked my eyes and body in bleach.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;4618457]

During one of those times I made the mistake of picking up WSW Nena Marvelous (Listcrawler fame). Picked her up late night around Hawthorne. She did have a hood up and I thought she was a different Walker.

As soon as she got in I nearly vomited at the sight of multiple abscesses. Out of pity I tipped her $10 and gave her a ride up to Stark. Told her I would get her up there but if her Tyrone was visible there'd be a big fucking problem.

I usually shy from disparaging remarks, but that chick is fucking gross.

Went home and soaked my eyes and body in bleach.[/QUOTE]We should always be absolutely transparent on hygiene & these sort of issues etc. It's what they're selling for Christ's sake, at least bath frequently & don't go out when you've got some nasty & oozing abscess happening.

Years ago on a hot summer Sunday, had a catch & release in a mini skirt. Realized as she tweaked around in seat that she wasn't for me plus had seeping bandages on upper thighs & ass that left a bloody & yellow pus stain on my ride's upholstery. After getting rid of that walking petri dish, rubber gloved up & scrubbed seat a dozen times while holding back from retching my guts out.

That "thinking cap" Alicia & her Tyrone share must really be working, another blinking light bulb above the head moment & she's now on to TNA. I sincerely hope some of those guys research here before shelling out her ask for her SW stank.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?1932026-%26%23128139%3B-%26%23128536%3B-%26%23128178%3B-%26%23128166%3B-Perfect-Pleasures%26%23128166%3B-%26%23128178%3B-%26%23128536%3B-%26%23128139%3B-Sexy-sweet-and-curves-in-all-the-right-places[/URL]!

I'm certain Alisha's Tyrone is wearing that dumb cap & trucking happily along on his longboard singing this.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09qnRfZY-k[/URL]

Sorry for the late report, Sunday got away from me. Haven't been out as much recently, weather has put me in the low energy mode. Add an inconvenient Southern work commute recently & just wanted to be home at day's end.

Besides, nothing much to report from what I've seen in a few limited recons.

With both the regulars begging off Saturday night, the copilot & I hit 82nd 7:00>9:30 JCB>122nd several times & found it hadn't improved much.

No sign of the cute short haired blond w/ the nice chest though a Flavel fuglie or two were out.

Quasimodo/Slewfoot was again near the Holgate tobacco shop. When I came out of store she was at my ride's window petting the copilot. One of her better looking kind of cute days. Talked w/ her for a bit, yet there's just something about her that makes me pause.

Hermiston was near her usual spot in jeans, boots & long ass hair extensions. She walked in for some minivan.

A few turns into Taboo lot were useless.

The drizzle stopped & sightings slowed to nothing. On last lap stopped at high school park to let the copilot (and me) out to take a leak. Was sitting in the lot facing 82nd working up the inclination to explore further when Sara #0.0 appeared by the carpet outlet place, waving at cars & doing all the stupid shit she does to attract attention. Decided to fuck w/ her some & pulled out my laser tape measure (guaranteed accurate to 250' LOL) & aimed it at her stank ass. It took her a minute as the red dot danced on her/around her. I was hoping she'd chase/pounce on it around like my neighbors' fucking cats as they shit in my garden beds. Not to be as she took off at a worried head spinning fast clip North & w/ that bit of tepid amusement being the highlight of the night, headed South. Empty all the way to JCB & called it at 9:45 +-.

Nonexistent PPD & no Clackamas presence during my multiple laps.

Around 10:30 got a call from another member who was definitely seeing more than I had earlier. Thought of heading out again but the copilot & I were curled up on couch w/ a beer catching up on Netflix. I'll let him make his own report.

Met up with the working mans friend again. Always a good time. Always into it and good making you feel good.