Massage Parlor Reports

Magic Relax Oriental Massage**
2110 A Gallows Rd., 2nd Fl., Vienna, VA 22182
Phone: (571)830-6386

Good massage only $60/hr. This place is very new and clean. The chiness girls name Chloe gave me a very good massage. The massage business is up stairs on the second floor. There is no sauna and no shower, table or other.

Kamen.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Which AMP in NoVa is the best for a really good massage?

No extras except maybe a handshake but the BEST massage?

Which technician in that AMP is the best on at giving a really good massage?

Princ William county does NOT count! That place is just too dangerous!

Thanks!

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Which AMP in NoVa is the best for a really good massage?

No extras except maybe a handshake but the BEST massage?

Which technician in that AMP is the best on at giving a really good massage?

Princ William county does NOT count! That place is just too dangerous!

Thanks!

JJ[/QUOTE]
I would suggest Backlick Therapy except that they are touting new talent. IF Julia is still there, she is the pick of the litter. Great hands, phenomenal back walk, and down right friendly attitude. She used her toes on my once in a back walk, on my feet, legs, butt, back, shoulders, arms and hands - words cannot describe. The girl knows the art and science of the massage. She just had surgery (don't know, didn't ask), and is working only a few days a week. Standard NOVA finish, but if it is the back rub you want, she is the girl to do it.

PM me for info on a girl that is becoming a favorite. She uses hot stones as well and is in a private setting. Great experience.

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[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Which AMP in NoVa is the best for a really good massage?

... BEST massage?

Which technician in that AMP is the best on at giving a really good massage?

...

JJ[/QUOTE]

Has to be CTM with Sara at the wheel. Excellent Massage skills with a great attitude.

Thank you all for all the responses! Between the open reports and all the PMs I think I am back where I started!

I think that ALL of the available AMPs were listed!

Maybe the better question is this:

Which one is to be AVOIDED at all cost? Again, not counting anything in Prince William since that county is just too deadly.

JJ

You get your dog back, you job back, your wife back, your car back....

JJ, I think by reversing the question, you won't get any further than you are now. In fact, it might get worse.

But you can try. While your at it, if one were to play "Devil Went Down to Georgia" backwards...?

;-)

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I hope you noticed how the forum just got back on track with the reason for it to exist.

;-) back at ya!

JJ

[QUOTE=Alpha D]You get your dog back, you job back, your wife back, your car back....

JJ, I think by reversing the question, you won't get any further than you are now. In fact, it might get worse.

But you can try. While your at it, if one were to play "Devil Went Down to Georgia" backwards...?

;-)

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I have been happy at NSP over the last year or so, with the ex-MS of the popular place, pre-red, around the corner. However this last time was not so good. Sara. Small with large bolt-ons, small a** not a gfe by any means. Could see scar under right bolt-on. At least they were not hard as a rock. Asked for a tip in advance of massage. Which for me, destroys the "mood" and I had a difficult time enjoying the business-like what have you done for me lately session. She appeared to be a real pro and perhaps a jaded one at that, making for an overall least enjoyable session. She just wasn't "nice". So I think I will await the next rotation, perhaps the return of Sunny, who was extremely service oriented, and fun.

Visited this place today, and was greeted by a petite K-lady by the name of Kim, who looked to be in the early part of her third decade or the later part of the second. Asked for a strong massage, and she delivered, that's what I needed after 4 days of weight training. Her hands are a lot stronger than you would think, she is a petite, slim, and more youthful lady than the average.

Recommended for those who like a deep, strong massage. Nova was ok, nothing to rave about, but did the job. You need to guide her if she missed a spot.

For those worried about their cellphone signal, roaming is allowed.
.4 Nova and .2 meet the twins. Total = .6

Pros: Very deep, strong massage, just what I needed today. Slim, petite lady. Above average in the looks department. And more youthful than the average.

Cos: Very quiet lady, doesn't seem to like to talk, although her english is very good. Took very good care of my back, but on the flip did not provide therapy on the front of legs, shoulders, chest, arms. Basically she completely skip the front, except for the part that needed therapy the most.

Last week tried three different options and was very pleased with the result in each case:

First was the same AAMP I had previously posted about (with the girl with the big NY tattoo and her big-butted manager); Over the phone when making an appt she quoted "$80 or $140" -- I figured I would put down $80 (in advance, in the envelope which is her M.O.) and ask about the $140; but unprompted both women came in topless and did the "4-hands" routine. It was pretty nice and I never did ask about the $140 option (which I am sure would have been simply what I got.) I tipped $40 and figured I still came out ahead.

Second was Pine Tree and "Lucky" -- she was a little rough in the face (like she may have once a facelift that didn't go so well). Not horrible, just not a pure, young spinner. Nice rack and nice ass. Allowed ample roaming and did a very nice job (terrific attitude), plus she was very excited with a $50 tip (I think $40 would have been sufficient but she was pretty cool so I upped the usual). I would definitely repeat but she will be too old for some.

Third was not in the NoVa but in Laurel, MD at Lily Spa. Options were limited at 1am since I was in the area (literally passing through) I made a stop at there, this being my first AMP experience in the area 10 years ago and having a repeated only a couple of time since. House fee is $70 and I presume FS could be had there, but I have never gone beyond $60 in tip. Unlike my experience at most NoVa AMPs, they always negotiate the tip in advance. I tend to shoot low then when they demand $60 try to ratchet up the services. This time was no different, for $60 I got topless and HE and she had a thong on which she pulled over to allow snatch access.

I normally don't like asian snatch but this one was sooo nice, and she was really a true spinner (I doubt if she was older than 30) and just so clean and tight. It was quite nice and I almost upped the ante, but figured it was good enough so why spoil it. Would definitely repeat -- but who knows if she will be there next time (chances are she won't.) Said her name was Claudia/

[QUOTE=Mdterpfan8152]Virginia amp's have been successful in promoting an image of "less than full service" over the past few years. As that image seems to be changing, it could cause big problems with the new Republican/very conservative administration coming in. I'm not knocking the reporting that goes on here(actually I enjoy and appreciate it). Just making an observation[/QUOTE]In my experience while no group of politicians are truly "better" (save for Libertarians) the more liberal the lawmakers, the worse it is for this hobby. So in other words, I doubt the new administration will have much of an effect on the NoVa situation.

2009 was a tough year for me, and a new job finally allowed me an overage in the bank account, and some fun time.

So I found myself at the same place of my prior report, and met P***a (mid/late 30's, 115#-ish, B-cup). After I told her how long I was away she became very reluctant, kept the towel in between us, and chit-chat grew to a minimum (crap!).

The backwalk was great, but a mediocre front massage. As for HE, I had to stop her before she rushed out of the room, and specifically ask, to which I received a sighing 'Oh all right'. She shook hands long after I had released my grip(which was actually awesome).

My only complaints: 1) roaming not encouraged 2) paid for hour but in and out in 40 mins.

Damage. 8 +. 4.

FBAS: 6/ 8 / 6 / 8.

YMMV but I'll pass on her next time.

I always ask for "Suzie" now. I am sure that is not her real name, but who cares. I had some else on my 2nd visit and was not as impressed. "Suzie" has a beautiful face and an incredible body. She is close to 40 years old, but that is from looking at her hands. She could pass for 25. She is about 5'01" and 115 Lbs. She has huge breasts for a Korean lady. They are real, but who cares. $60.00 goes to the house and she has to earn her tip. We started with a table shower in which she thuroughly cleaned every part of me. She I starts with the back, but after a minute or 2, I have learned to roll over and have her massage my chest. Time is money and we are on the clock. Her huge breasts, only restrained by a cotton t-shirt, are parted by my face as she leans over the head of the table. She then traveled south and grabbed what brought and enlarged it with a great deal of attention and warm oil. She made a mess to my satisifaction. She left the room and returned with a towel and cleaned that up with a warm moist wash cloth. She got some on her forhead and long hair. No swallowing, but who cares. She told me to wait a minute and she would be back. She returned to continue the session. I guess she wanted that 1st pop out of the way. We still had 25 minutes of my 60 minutes session to fill. Fill I did.

While others were shopping at 6:00 am, I slept.and at the reasonable hour of 10, I decided it was time to return for a comforting massage at *** (just outside the beltway in NoVA).

I had been traveling for most of the past several weeks and had not visited since early October. Sara (who must be my most favorite since she tells me I am her favorite customer.) scolded me for being gone "too long" (even-though she remembered I had told her I would be away for about two months).

Greeting: 8/10

The parking is not so discrete and neither is the hallway entrance, but the warmth of the smile and the nice "hug, welcome back" makes up for it all. As a long-time patron, no question about how long (an hour) and a hot shower (of course). I paid what is well recognized in NoVA as the standard house fee for the hour. A slight delay (for the water to warm), while she was out of the room, I undressed, put on the robe, and was shortly escorted to the large table in the shower room

Shower: 10/10

An almost 20 minute massage with soap and hot water and lots of soapy giggles. Superb.

Massage: many interruptions (at least 4) make me rate the massage experience as an 8/10. [For whatever reason, this morning was busier than I and they expected].

Having "downgraded" for the interruptions. Let me advise that if you like a soft-massage, rate this a 9. 5+/10 soft massage. The great TS coupled with the great soft-massage is why I return to *** on a regular basis. If I want medium or firm massage I go other places. But for 60-minutes of soft-touches, this is the best I've found.

After the flip: A very nice 15 minutes of arm, leg, foot and head massage. This is a massage skill that has improved over the time I've been visiting ***.

The departure: 10/10. More hugs, smiles, talk about winter and yard work, and the neighbor's tree that drops leaves in other people's yard (requiring more yard work and raking!) Help with the shirt, sox and shoes. No hurrying out the door (even-though it was a busy morning.

As usual I left a tip under the clock. As usual it was never discussed, and she doesn't look at it while I am still in the room (I always assume they pick-it up after I leave). Since the ladies are happy when I return, I assume it is an appropriate amount (and it is. NoVA standard+. 1 extra since this visit made my Thanksgiving Weekend nicer for me).

*** is a place that treats regular customers as valued clients. Nothing outside of the common limits of many NoVA establishments happens here (so our Uncle should not want to visit). The ladies are simply more pleasant, have better attitudes, and when they are happy it shows in their eyes and smiles.

FBAS: 9/8/10/8. 5 (0. 5 deducted only because she had to answer the door, phone and questions from co-workers)

YMMV

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

[QUOTE=FWDisaster]I always ask for "Suzie" now. I am sure that is not her real name, but who cares. I had some else on my 2nd visit and was not as impressed. "Suzie" has a beautiful face and an incredible body. She is close to 40 years old, but that is from looking at her hands. She could pass for 25. She is about 5'01" and 115 Lbs. She has huge breasts for a Korean lady. They are real, but who cares. $60.00 goes to the house and she has to earn her tip. We started with a table shower in which she thuroughly cleaned every part of me. She I starts with the back, but after a minute or 2, I have learned to roll over and have her massage my chest. Time is money and we are on the clock. Her huge breasts, only restrained by a cotton t-shirt, are parted by my face as she leans over the head of the table. She then traveled south and grabbed what brought and enlarged it with a great deal of attention and warm oil. She made a mess to my satisifaction. She left the room and returned with a towel and cleaned that up with a warm moist wash cloth. She got some on her forhead and long hair. No swallowing, but who cares. She told me to wait a minute and she would be back. She returned to continue the session. I guess she wanted that 1st pop out of the way. We still had 25 minutes of my 60 minutes session to fill. Fill I did.[/QUOTE]Did you post this review verbatim on merchantcircle.com?

[QUOTE=FWDisaster]I always ask for "Suzie" now. I am sure that is not her real name, but who cares. I had some else on my 2nd visit and was not as impressed. "Suzie" has a beautiful face and an incredible body. She is close to 40 years old, but that is from looking at her hands. She could pass for 25. She is about 5'01" and 115 Lbs. She has huge breasts for a Korean lady. They are real, but who cares. $60.00 goes to the house and she has to earn her tip. We started with a table shower in which she thuroughly cleaned every part of me. She I starts with the back, but after a minute or 2, I have learned to roll over and have her massage my chest. Time is money and we are on the clock. Her huge breasts, only restrained by a cotton t-shirt, are parted by my face as she leans over the head of the table. She then traveled south and grabbed what brought and enlarged it with a great deal of attention and warm oil. She made a mess to my satisifaction. She left the room and returned with a towel and cleaned that up with a warm moist wash cloth. She got some on her forhead and long hair. No swallowing, but who cares. She told me to wait a minute and she would be back. She returned to continue the session. I guess she wanted that 1st pop out of the way. We still had 25 minutes of my 60 minutes session to fill. Fill I did.[/QUOTE]

Did you go to Backlick Holistic? I know the place intimately. While there is a Suzie who works there, she is not 40 and there is no TS. It is a self-serve stand-up shower.

Next time, don't ad lib. It'll ruin any credit you have here.

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