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[QUOTE=BeaverFever; 1291869]Quote. FloridaJim "There is additional thoughts I have since providing the review. First NaNa has 2 daughters she is a single mom too. They deserve their mom to support them and this is the way she does it. Let's start a fund for her as well as pay her a little extra for the time she allows you to have. I am one to say she should get from her clients respect and don't be afraid to offer her more money. If we start the help NaNa Fund we can donate to it and she can get it anonymously if that is your preference. I think if we each kick her an extra 100 when we see her she will be better and more fun, if that is even possible, and appreciative. Please lets get a discussion going here if you have seen her in the past and only come around when she lowers her price then be a man and be generous.
Are you joking or do you have some serious screws loose? You haven't been on this site for the time it takes to make a cup of coffee, yet you have decided how much a provider should get for a donation, tell hobbyists not to post that they should run to go see her, hint that Nana is a spent jaded woman, give out to much personal info about her and her family, and ask hobbyists to start a separate $100 a visit on top of the regular donation fund for her?
Dude, she is an excellent provider and has great reviews. She is not jaded at all. More importantly, why don't you let her set her own donation request. If she wants it higher, she can do it, she does not need you doing it for her on this site or setting up trust funds for her. If you are so concerned why don't you see her once a week and give her a grand for her trust fund, this way you don't lose anymore sleep and she is financially set.[/QUOTE]Did you read the review before this excerpt? I hope you did and realize that there is nothing I have not done or will not do for her. You act as though I am some sort of dumb ass FU that comes to the party without a clue. Please do understand that I probably have given her more then all of you combined. You have a very isolated view of this and it is too bad that the key point I made on my comments was to respect her and keep her positive. If you would like to insult me and tell me that I am ruining her with her clients then think again, I think you do not deserve her. What makes me wonder about your and the other guys response is that it is the only 2 so far. I really think the vast majority of her good and respectful clients will see the good this can do for her. I am sorry I ever brought up the "trust fund" but my intent there was to give people that respect her and care to continue to have her around to see and have her please us all as we all know she does extremely well. I am not looking to ruin her business I am hoping you all that write such glowing reviews about her and speak of all the fun she delivers that there would be some level of caring. Obviously I was dead wrong with you and your other idiot that is making this into a drama. Don't you want to help her or do you just want to fuck her till she is done. That would be very sad.
Is sounds like it was Jim's first piece of ass. I remember I wanted to marry my first piece of ass as well.
* Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
*Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
*What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
*Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
*What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
*How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell * BINGO *!
*What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
*What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't going to believe this shit.
For all of you that were so disturbed about tales of Clinton's infidelity you'll be relieved to read this! This is the real story behind the Clinton-Lewinsky affair.
Bill was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking Mexican.
The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to his chief of staff about the cook, only to be told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.
The meal went OK but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the Mexican cook scratching his ass and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. He undid his trousers and ran in, whereupon he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees!
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard him whisper in a barely audible voice,
"Monica, Please sack my cook!"
And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1292162]* Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
*Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
*What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
*Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
*What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
*How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell * BINGO *
*What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
*What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't going to believe this shit.[/QUOTE]I was missing the jokes! That was too funny! I'm so glad to see you back! LOL
[QUOTE=Florida Jim;1292026]Did you read the review before this excerpt? I hope you did and realize that there is nothing I have not done or will not do for her. You act as though I am some sort of dumb ass FU that comes to the party without a clue. Please do understand that I probably have given her more then all of you combined. You have a very isolated view of this and it is too bad that the key point I made on my comments was to respect her and keep her positive. If you would like to insult me and tell me that I am ruining her with her clients then think again, I think you do not deserve her. What makes me wonder about your and the other guys response is that it is the only 2 so far. I really think the vast majority of her good and respectful clients will see the good this can do for her. I am sorry I ever brought up the "trust fund" but my intent there was to give people that respect her and care to continue to have her around to see and have her please us all as we all know she does extremely well. I am not looking to ruin her business I am hoping you all that write such glowing reviews about her and speak of all the fun she delivers that there would be some level of caring. Obviously I was dead wrong with you and your other idiot that is making this into a drama. Don't you want to help her or do you just want to fuck her till she is done. That would be very sad.[/QUOTE]No offense meant floridajim, however your sound like a man on the close edge of stalking. Nana is a grown woman who knows this game very well, unless she has asked you to act as promoter / manager I would think she herself might be somewhat concerned by your post. This hobby is a lifestyle for these ladies and yes they deserve to be treated with respect however acting on the sidelines as a self appointed promoter (I am assuming) seems a little strange, did you give Nana the "respect" to discuss your idea and get her opinion on it before you posted? Just stating what I think would be the "respectful" way to help our lovely providers. Just my two cents for what it is worth. Plzd269
Thank you Ashley for the humor love the jokes you put on here. Breaks the stress on the recent conversation on the board. Beautiful lady that I need to visit.
[QUOTE=Jada69;1292258]I was missing the jokes! That was too funny! I'm so glad to see you back! LOL[/QUOTE]Hey Beautiful, No I haven't gone anywhere just took a break from the humor because some people on here just didn't seem to appreciate them. But after the latest I thought I would break up the bad thoughts and bring back some smiles. Hope I succeeded.
XOXOXOX Ashley.
Always Play It Safe
All reports from Florida Jim have been about Nana! There not a single post from him regrading other issues! This guy has a mental issue! What ever Nana does is her business and she does not need a manager!
She can handle things on her own! You can trust me on that!
Drop this and move on!
[QUOTE=Florida Jim;1292026]Did you read the review before this excerpt? I hope you did and realize that there is nothing I have not done or will not do for her. You act as though I am some sort of dumb ass FU that comes to the party without a clue. Please do understand that I probably have given her more then all of you combined. You have a very isolated view of this and it is too bad that the key point I made on my comments was to respect her and keep her positive. If you would like to insult me and tell me that I am ruining her with her clients then think again, I think you do not deserve her. What makes me wonder about your and the other guys response is that it is the only 2 so far. I really think the vast majority of her good and respectful clients will see the good this can do for her. I am sorry I ever brought up the "trust fund" but my intent there was to give people that respect her and care to continue to have her around to see and have her please us all as we all know she does extremely well. I am not looking to ruin her business I am hoping you all that write such glowing reviews about her and speak of all the fun she delivers that there would be some level of caring. Obviously I was dead wrong with you and your other idiot that is making this into a drama. Don't you want to help her or do you just want to fuck her till she is done. That would be very sad.[/QUOTE]FJ,
Do us all a favor, man-up and just go ahead and marry NaNa. Elope, go away, live happily forever after, procreate and show her just how deeply you love her and will always be devoted to her and the ground that she walks on. A real man like you should also step up and adopt her two kids while you're at it. Of course, this is assuming she hasn't or won't soon be filing a restraining order against you for being a stalker! Just hurry up and marry her before you are served that court order! FJ, Go home, pop open your Zima wine-cooler, put in a new tampon and watch the "Pretty Woman" dvd. Then grow a set of balls and propose to her; you too can rescue her from her life of misery! After the marriage you can even change your name to "Dick" Gere. How romantic of you.
Run NaNa, run, FJ is coming for you!
SP
Ok peeps, I understand where both sides are coming from, but I'm getting a little miffed about Nana being brought up. She's a great lady and provider. Fla came across with a little bit harsh posting, but leave Nana out of it.
Sometimes the best jokes are just plain politically incorrect. Thanks for the laugh!
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1292162]* Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
*Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
*What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
*Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
*What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
*How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell * BINGO *
*What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
*What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't going to believe this shit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Florida Jim;1292026]Did you read the review before this excerpt? I hope you did and realize that there is nothing I have not done or will not do for her. You act as though I am some sort of dumb ass FU that comes to the party without a clue. Please do understand that I probably have given her more then all of you combined. You have a very isolated view of this and it is too bad that the key point I made on my comments was to respect her and keep her positive. If you would like to insult me and tell me that I am ruining her with her clients then think again, I think you do not deserve her. What makes me wonder about your and the other guys response is that it is the only 2 so far. I really think the vast majority of her good and respectful clients will see the good this can do for her. I am sorry I ever brought up the "trust fund" but my intent there was to give people that respect her and care to continue to have her around to see and have her please us all as we all know she does extremely well. I am not looking to ruin her business I am hoping you all that write such glowing reviews about her and speak of all the fun she delivers that there would be some level of caring. Obviously I was dead wrong with you and your other idiot that is making this into a drama. Don't you want to help her or do you just want to fuck her till she is done. That would be very sad.[/QUOTE]Give it a rest, already, you are totally wrong and out gunned.
Florida Jim. PLEASE go away. Please