Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jay23;6584615]I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.[/QUOTE]King Spa would be my suggestion if no extras are needed.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6584738]This place (heads up, the website plays music at you).

[URL]https://www.theearthchi.com/[/URL]

There is some talk that it is affiliated with RL (apartment) because the language they use to advertise is the same, but everything about this place feels loud as hell. Haven't seen a review yet so trying to get some info to see if I feel like checking it out.[/QUOTE]If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6585321]If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.[/QUOTE]Good luck.

[QUOTE=IJustN;6585106]Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.[/QUOTE]They have a table shower. Try out and see if you get lucky. Let us know.

Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.

[QUOTE=IJustN;6585106]Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.[/QUOTE]Sunkiss is where to go for a reasonably good legit massage from a reasonably attractive girl. Table shower is DIY at most, but nothing more.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6585578]Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.[/QUOTE]Check out Julie the Columbian Girl at HKPD girl is exactly what you are looking for.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6585578]Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.[/QUOTE]Go see Sandra at Chicagoland Bodyrubs. She has the figure of a real woman / classic MILF. She delivers a particularly good massage and enjoys when you deliver daty / dato. She organisms nicely following a thorough pussy licking and looks absolutely delicious in the classic doggy stance! She delivers a really sensual bbbjcimws.

Enjoy her body!

George.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6585321]If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.[/QUOTE]Place is real but extremely odd.

Got there was lead to a room feels more like.

An apartment than a parlor.

Laid naked and it felt like the massage person was not interested in extras until the massage.

Was over then she asked if I wanted extras after I was dressed and I passed but place is real just very odd operation going on here.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6585578]Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.[/QUOTE]I second this notion. Can we get some intel on the curvier providers?

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6585578]Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WalterBlack;6585855]I second this notion. Can we get some intel on the curvier providers?[/QUOTE]Amida at CLM probably fits that bill to a T. Might be the thickest (in a good way) Asian girl I've ever seen.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6585915]Amida at CLM probably fits that bill to a T. Might be the thickest (in a good way) Asian girl I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]I'd love to know what the damage is with Amida.

The Indian massage lady's expertise is "camel riding massage", LOL.

The pics of all the massage ladies look really good so looking for any of the frequent patrols of that area to TOFTT but looks TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6585321]If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;6585716]Go see Sandra at Chicagoland Bodyrubs. She has the figure of a real woman / classic MILF. She delivers a particularly good massage and enjoys when you deliver daty / dato. She organisms nicely following a thorough pussy licking and looks absolutely delicious in the classic doggy stance! She delivers a really sensual bbbjcimws.

Enjoy her body!

George.[/QUOTE]Isn't Sandra half asian / half hispanic? Are you talking about Sarah?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;6585716]Go see Sandra at Chicagoland Bodyrubs. She has the figure of a real woman / classic MILF. She delivers a particularly good massage and enjoys when you deliver daty / dato. She organisms nicely following a thorough pussy licking and looks absolutely delicious in the classic doggy stance! She delivers a really sensual bbbjcimws.

Enjoy her body!

George.[/QUOTE]Been a while since I've see her but she was always a good time. At this point she's probably the oldest girl on the roster but she loves what she does.