Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AznJaker1;6147326]Called bw on a Monday evening to see who was there and made my way over. Soon as I get out the car and walk towards the stairs, two girls from SH come out and practically drag me in saying "massage? <3" never experienced that before so maybe they're not getting a lot of business lately? Pulled Rosa, typical mid 40's ish lady. Massage was decent, not so much tease before the flip though. Think I'll stick with bw and just go up the stairs faster next time. Dmg was $. 0 total.[/QUOTE]When Mindy bought the shop pre-Covid, BW was always less busy than SH. In order to increase business she and the girls not working would sit out on the balcony to catch customers eyes as the walked up to SH or get a bowl of great pho downstairs. Especially during the summer months before they got the A / C going it was too damn hot to stay inside. It worked. Downstairs there have always been providers coming out front, both male and female. Four years ago I had Wendy and Anna come walk me to my car as I took some soup to my car inviting me into SH. Needless to say my soup was cold when I got home. I think that shopping center is one of the few places that the community would be comfortable with that. They're part of the culture of that little mall. It's been slow recently. Texts from providers "missing me" from both shops have increased.

Cute ladies both places.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;6147242]Zzz. I don't think you are. If you want MTs who are really trained in massage and offer a great tease and HJ at a great price, it's hard to beat BW. My fav there actually diagnosed a joint problem that was a different diagnosis than that of a major hospital that had been treating me. I explained her rationale to the doc at the hospital and he said hmmm. She's right and changed my treatment plan. The MTs at BW are not medical professionals but they are experienced and most are certified.[/QUOTE]I like BW for the cleanliness, the iron clad appointments (98% and the tease. But honestly speaking, I feel get an equal or better massage at SH and several other nearby shops. In fact, many girls at SH will break a sweat working so hard giving you a massage, which never happens at BW. And the massage script is more complicated and longer at SH and other places, because so much time at BW is spent on the signature tease. More generally there are two classes of MP's. Class A (decent massage) and Class B (BS half-ass massage). BW is in Class A, but in the lower ranks of class A.

I don't think a single one of these girls in any of these places has any more than rudimentary training. None of them are fluent in English enough to pass an exam. All of these places show certificates but these certificates never change over many years, even as the girls come and go. Don't believe me. Go to any of these places, and ask to see the certificate for the girl who is doing you.

Under no circumstances should you trust any of them with any serious diagnosis or treatment. Specifically at BW, I had some back problems made worse by their clumsy approach. And even a place with a first class massage like YZ they will try to walk on your back if you let them which is horrible for back problems. They feel that any problem or pain can be pressed on hard. They don't understand the concept of inflammation where strong pressure might worsen a problem. They reject stretching and ice solutions as well. Which are not rejected by $million / week pro athletes who can get the best physical therapy money can buy. Many of these same girls believe in the ridiculous act of cupping for their own problems which indicates their level of sophistication.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;6147177]PAS, I don't know the Yoyo at SH, but as of today (and maybe several days earlier) there's a Yoyo at BW. She gives a nice hard massage but still seems to be learning the ropes when it comes to extras at BW. Most likely two different MTs using the same stage name..[/QUOTE]Did you try her out? What's the after action report?

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6146254]There's nothing magical about the names they choose. Most often a coworker will suggest a familiar name. Short and easy to remember. Oftentimes it might be a repeat name at that jack shack that rings a few bells for the older mongers. Most times when a girl changes stores their work name changes. When an Anna showed up recently at SH everyone asked "The Anna? LOL. That's the second Linda there too.

And in response to another mongers inquiry, Yoyo is still downstairs at SH as of Tuesday.[/QUOTE]When Magic Johnson quit playing they retired his number. Same thing for famous baseball and football players. Like OJ Simpson's number 32 at USC.

They should do the same at MP's rather than recycle names.

For example at SH there is currently a Rose. Who is nothing like the Rose of a few years ago. At YZ, apparently there was a short fat Amy a few years ago, who is nothing like the tall thin Amy there now.

Can't someone give them a list of English female names to broaden their pallete? How about a Debbie, a Jane, a Mary, a Nancy, a Tracy, a Penelope, a Doris, . There are hundreds of names that they never use which are more common that Coco.

There is also the opposite problem. Some times a girl will stay at a place and yet change her slave name. For example at F&C, there was Kerry whom I knew as Xixi. Who knows why.

I think they added an amendment that says Lucy reserved for the diabolically sexually insane.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;6147192]Hahahahahhahah. Close to believable.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dohma22;6147725]I think they added an amendment that says Lucy reserved for the diabolically sexually insane.[/QUOTE]There is a Lucy at SH too, who has been there a few years. She is a little short, but sturdy with a tight butt, and cute in a way. Some guys get some good experiences with her. I think you might expect a handful of fur. Her hand job made me think she was accustomed to driving a a stick shift Ferrari at breakneck speed along the Corniches above Monaco, and was used to double clutching and abrupt shifting. My willy was in the shop for a while after that hard race.

Decided to take a chance an AMP that have little / no online reviews. Paid for hhr and was ushered to a nice, clean room. Elegant pleated towel décor on the bed, which I carefully moved onto the table / desk next to the bed. Stripped and laid on the bed. Very comfortable, soft, clean mattress; no stain or foul smell. A minute later, a knock on the door, and in came my MT. Late 20's, early 30's maybe? Beautiful face and knock-out body, plunging shirt showing nice cleavage, mini skirt almost revealing panties. She proceeded to give a light massage on my back with not too much oil per my request. As soon as she got to my head, I could not resist touching and gently caressing both her legs. No objection! She even mouthed some sensual sound as if to show she's playing. Toned and tanned legs; products of routine gym workout. Skin so smooth and silky. My hands slowly caressed her butt; no objection. OTC at the V; still no objection! This Viet girl is beautiful; reminds me of the best-looking girls at Café 168 in face and body. We chatted while she massaged, but she spoke ever so softly, a whisper even, and I couldn't make out half of what she said. Had to ask her to repeat several times. She seemed very friendly and accommodating.

Came the flip, and she whispered what I wanted? Asked what she was offering, and she asked if I was a cop. Hugged her and said no. She mimed and wrote with her finger a figure for a BJ which I assumed with FS. A bit high for me, so I motioned for a nude HJ (she covered my mouth as I tried to speak). After we agreed on the price, off came the shirt. No bra but pasties on the nips, which I helped her remove. Off came the mini-skirt and panties. Gorgeous C-cup breasts; soft and young, not saggy. I touched and mouthed those twins. She gently pushed me down onto the bed on my back, climbed on the table, sat on my legs, and started to stroke jr, balls, and even grazed the starfish, even blew air onto my sausage tip, all the while making soft sexual moaning sounds. Maybe to encourage me to pop quickly? She smiled the entire time and even made eye contact. At one point, I sat up and kissed her breasts and even caressed her face with one hand. She smiled but took and did not pull away. Then she began to grind her V on my legs while jacking me off. At this point, I started to regret I didn't choose FS. Damn!

When I exploded, she continued milking me until completion, then wiped me off. Then as I sat up, she went around to my back side and gave me some more shoulder and head massage until my 30 min was up. She asked me to come back next time for FS as she walked me out.

I left out some key info on purpose. This took place two weeks ago; not a fantasy or fictitious report. This AMP is operating under the radar and probably should be kept that way. Plus, the girls there seemed very cautious of LE and blatant online reviews. Interested senior members and regular contributors can PM me for details. Not all PMs will receive a response. I will share with those I believe can keep this place and the girl unnamed.

Good place.

[URL]https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-over-new-asian-girls-40-per-30-minutes/[/URL]

Always new girls showing up Fri. To Sunday.

Got a skinny 30 ish Asian. Good rubdown. Nice boobs. Total $110 HJ.

You are welcome.

Bw vrs SH.

If you don't want to be seen by the girls at SH, just use the back or south side stairs to get to BW.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6147686]I like BW for the cleanliness, the iron clad appointments (98% and the tease. But honestly speaking, I feel get an equal or better massage at SH and several other nearby shops. In fact, many girls at SH will break a sweat working so hard giving you a massage, which never happens at BW. And the massage script is more complicated and longer at SH and other places, because so much time at BW is spent on the signature tease. More generally there are two classes of MP's. Class A (decent massage) and Class B (BS half-ass massage). BW is in Class A, but in the lower ranks of class A.

I don't think a single one of these girls in any of these places has any more than rudimentary training. None of them are fluent in English enough to pass an exam. All of these places show certificates but these certificates never change over many years, even as the girls come and go. Don't believe me. Go to any of these places, and ask to see the certificate for the girl who is doing you.

Under no circumstances should you trust any of them with any serious diagnosis or treatment. Specifically at BW, I had some back problems made worse by their clumsy approach. And even a place with a first class massage like YZ they will try to walk on your back if you let them which is horrible for back problems. They feel that any problem or pain can be pressed on hard. They don't understand the concept of inflammation where strong pressure might worsen a problem. They reject stretching and ice solutions as well. Which are not rejected by $million / week pro athletes who can get the best physical therapy money can buy. Many of these same girls believe in the ridiculous act of cupping for their own problems which indicates their level of sophistication.[/QUOTE]DRD hit it on the head here. As someone who owns a fully legit massage spa, I can tell you with good authority that the girls at BW are not trained, certified, or licensed. I know CMT skills very well. I currently employ 15 of them. Not a single girl at BW or SH or any nearly other mongering shop has even close to the massage skills that she would need to get hired at a legit spa. Many places have licenses displayed in the lobbies. Almost 100% of they time they are fakes, expired, not for providers actually working at that establishment, or fraudulently obtained. I have access to the certifying board's database where I can run licenses by establishment. This is privileged info that I can't share publicly, but I can tell you that at any given one of the places that are commonly reviewed here there are zero valid licenses.

Many of these places do things that are flat out dangerous. Walking on backs, plopping hot stones on customers without knowing their medical background, etc. It's a minor miracle they don't cause more serious injuries than they do.

Cleanliness is another story. BW I feel is pretty clean as far as MPs go. If there's one shop in this hobby that I feel is clean, it's BW. But even then I refuse to believe that they wash 100% of their sheets every day, and that every client gets a fully clean sheet. Why? Because if you know spa laundry like I do (something I live and deal with every freaking day) there is logistically impossible for them to wash as many sheets as they'd use in a day. They may look and smell clean and fresh, but they are taking some sort of shortcut. They have to be. You can only get so many sheets in a washing machine, and a washing machine can only run so fast. Legit spas don’t even attempt to wash sheets because they can’t - it’s impossible. They use a linen service that stops by once or twice a week to pick up dirties and drop off clean. And that’s expensive as hell - none of us like having to use linen service, but you can’t stay on top of the laundry otherwise.

So once again, nothing against BW or any other place. I like BW and it's my go to spot for mongering of late. But please don't fool yourself into believing that these are highly skilled massage therapists, or that any of these places, BW included, are squeaky clean.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;6148223]DRD hit it on the head here. As someone who owns a fully legit massage spa, I can tell you with good authority that the girls at BW are not trained, certified, or licensed. I know CMT skills very well. I currently employ 15 of them. Not a single girl at BW or SH or any nearly other mongering shop has even close to the massage skills that she would need to get hired at a legit spa. Many places have licenses displayed in the lobbies. Almost 100% of they time they are fakes, expired, not for providers actually working at that establishment, or fraudulently obtained. I have access to the certifying board's database where I can run licenses by establishment. This is privileged info that I can't share publicly, but I can tell you that at any given one of the places that are commonly reviewed here there are zero valid licenses.

Many of these places do things that are flat out dangerous. Walking on backs, plopping hot stones on customers without knowing their medical background, etc. It's a minor miracle they don't cause more serious injuries than they do.

Cleanliness is another story. BW I feel is pretty clean as far as MPs go. If there's one shop in this hobby that I feel is clean, it's BW. But even then I refuse to believe that they wash 100% of their sheets every day, and that every client gets a fully clean sheet..[/QUOTE]Bamboo woods. Is not what it's cracked out to be, looks like you see are the owner of Bw and sunny health. Good one Papasan.

Find it hard to believe you own one and have 15 legit girls and you still visit these places. You must be very hard up LOL or no game. Just saying. Thanks for trying to get everyone to Goto your places. This also belongs in the rant section. No news but old news.

[QUOTE=ArtDutchMan;6147993]Bw vrs SH.

If you don't want to be seen by the girls at SH, just use the back or south side stairs to get to BW.[/QUOTE]Use back stairs but also. Don't get car dings by parking close up front. That center is always busy.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6147769]There is a Lucy at SH too, who has been there a few years. She is a little short, but sturdy with a tight butt, and cute in a way. Some guys get some good experiences with her. I think you might expect a handful of fur. Her hand job made me think she was accustomed to driving a a stick shift Ferrari at breakneck speed along the Corniches above Monaco, and was used to double clutching and abrupt shifting. My willy was in the shop for a while after that hard race.[/QUOTE]What about Ethel? Have you had her too? She's Lucy's friend. BTW Lucy is skinny old lady about 60. Small a cups. So not sure if you are referring to her. No Bush play.

[QUOTE=AlCapone2006;6148262]Bamboo woods. Is not what it's cracked out to be, looks like you see are the owner of Bw and sunny health. Good one Papasan.

Find it hard to believe you own one and have 15 legit girls and you still visit these places. You must be very hard up LOL or no game. Just saying. Thanks for trying to get everyone to Goto your places. This also belongs in the rant section. No news but old news.[/QUOTE]Not sure about you Godfather, but I don't get HJ at work myself. No menus. No OTC touching. No CBJ's. That's why you go to a place that does those things.

[QUOTE=AlCapone2006;6148268]What about Ethel? Have you had her too? She's Lucy's friend. BTW Lucy is skinny old lady about 60. Small a cups. So not sure if you are referring to her. No Bush play.[/QUOTE]No Ricky Ricardo or Fred Mertz either. That's because we are talking about Chinese massage technicians, not 50's sitcoms. Perhaps you can do a search for "USA Sitcom Guide" to post your comments about the I Love Lucy show.