Massage Parlor Reports

Been awhile since I've gone done the AMP visits. Tried 18023 skypark, they have a BP ad with the number ending in 0508. Three girls working, got to select- but no shock here- none of the girls pictured on BP. Still, I selected Sophie- nice heavier latino girl but very sweet. Gave a semi decent massage then finished me off. 40+40 but of course disappointed in not finding the elusive slim sexy ladies. Then again- when I have found the slim viet girls they are mostly rush rush rush and disappointed. Seems like older Korean ladies or the latinos is the way to go.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;1386774]That picture of her lubed c unt captures the essence of Asian prostitutes at massage parlors. It is impossible to give up even after all these years.[/QUOTE]That's all natural juices. No additives. Glad you enjoy.

So I recently headed to one of my favorites and was told she no longer worked there and sucka that I never got her number so I headed over to Fern which I had heard so much about, never tried, not typically in that area. Girl at the counter looked ver cute, got a quick glimpse of her and she looked like a pinay (which I was later corrected on to her being Vietnamese). She told me to strip amd relax, at this point I wasnt sure who was going to come in. It wound up being the girl from the front, she had a short dress on with lots of cleave and they looked real, which I later confirmed to be correct. Dexent masage, tons of hot oil, she did a gos job, it was medium and she seemed to really want to do a good job. Worked shoulders, back, legs for a full 20 mins, no chatting whatsover. Then she wipes off oil and does some light leg and ass work, mounts and continues the gets off and asks to flip over and went immediately to juggling the boys and di that for a while, meantime her top is down and chewing on the erasers to which she moaned and kind of was thrusting into, she liked for sure. She knuckle pumped until the goo was gone and finished with a face massage. Good session, went over about 5 mins and never clock watched, told me to relax and take my time, she was friendly and sweet. I wil return to the Fern Gully for sure.

[QUOTE=Romper Room;1386878]That's all natural juices. No additives. Glad you enjoy.[/QUOTE]Natural as KY can make it.

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1387134]Natural as KY can make it.

PC out[/QUOTE]Sorry, no KY with this one at all. All natural. Dripping off your chin wet. YUM!

[QUOTE=Gookster; 1384908]Just got home from a visit to 101 in GG. My experience was pretty subpar to be honest.

I had originally planned on one of these two, but I couldn't get through to them.

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So instead I went to try out 101 since I've never been there and I got a latina named K*lly. She had an okay face but a killer body with D-cup bolt ons. So first I'm on the table and she does the thing where she just moves her hand all over my body which is nice and then she has me stand up where she gives me this fantastic BJ which gets me rock hard. Now back on the table, we start off with mish then onto dog. After this, she leaves the room to get lube for herself and now I start to soften. She comes back in and we do this weird position where we're both on our backs and that doesn't work out so she gets on top and does CG. Now all this sounds good, but she actually had such a bad attitude and was a major rush. She seemed pissed at me because I wouldn't come, but it hadn't even been that long. Finally she does a manual release and I'm spent. So the only thing that I enjoyed was her tits and her BJ skills.

Total damage was 1. 5 and was in and out in probably less than 10-15 minutes.

I should've just gone to #4 instead and hopefully get CL*udia again. That girl was actually enjoying my time with her because she didn't rush me even with another patron waiting in the other room.[/QUOTE]I was able to get in touch with Anna from the add yesterday. Mailbox was full so I sent a text and got a quick response. She said it would be later in the afternoon, I told her to contact me if she had a cancellation. 20 min later I get a text asking if I could come by now. Got the address went by and received a BBBJ. 60, no cim. She did a good job, some DT. I would repeat.

The places upstairs and downstairs in the two-story building on 17th, in the unincorporated area by the 55, are vacant. Too bad. It was upstairs, Valentine's Day a year ago, when I met Amy. She moved her breasts back and forth just above my eyeballs, gifts dropping from heaven. Her birthday was Valentine's Day. Miss her.

That whole building seems to be cleaning out. The only thing left upstairs is the palm reader.

-Lift Her Up

On Saturday I made it to the place discovered by Dildo Baggens, roughly between Whittier and La Mirada, just over the OC line. I asked for a Latina and got E. She was on the fleshy side, a sturdy build not fat, just the way I like it. She said it was her first day. I got a pretty thorough light massage, CBJ, then over and into her I went. After I surged, she whispered "Hold me, hold me." There was no discussion of a tip, I left $. For me it was perfection.

Thank you Dildo!

It's likely I will be away from the board for a while, not even reading PM's, so for more info, if you're a member who's made meaningful contributions, trying PM-ing Dildo. This place is truly UTR, no indication outside that it's an MP.

-Lift Her Up

Been gone for awhile but back and reviewing some old haunts here in OC. Last week I visited L'AmoreX2 and got the girl with braces, mid 30's viet, cute, great tits. I had a great 1hr massage but all legit now. After said she doesn't do "that" and apologized. Like I said, nice sweet girl, but no HE anymore. Also wanted to let you know that the owner retired (V*why) She had a great little body and perfect boobies (even if I never got them out!) and an awesome technique. It was my go-to place forever. Sorry to report that she is gone and not all the providers there give as good of service. RTFF and saw that some people gave it a good review, but I can't stand by my old review.

Time to investigate some others.

Not so surprised, last time I asked, they wanted 70 per hour at that place, so I never bothered going. Call me silly. 10 bucks isn't a whole lot of scratch, but for a general dump, they really have no business asking that much, IMO.

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up; 1387747]The places upstairs and downstairs in the two-story building on 17th, in the unincorporated area by the 55, are vacant. Too bad. It was upstairs, Valentine's Day a year ago, when I met Amy. She moved her breasts back and forth just above my eyeballs, gifts dropping from heaven. Her birthday was Valentine's Day. Miss her.

That whole building seems to be cleaning out. The only thing left upstairs is the palm reader.

-Lift Her Up[/QUOTE]

Quick question. Is OK accu (or whatever they are calling it these days) still by the mouse or have they moved? I haven't been by there in half a year.

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up; 1387759]On Saturday I made it to the place discovered by Dildo Baggens, roughly between Whittier and La Mirada, just over the OC line. I asked for a Latina and got E. She was on the fleshy side, a sturdy build not fat, just the way I like it. She said it was her first day. I got a pretty thorough light massage, CBJ, then over and into her I went. After I surged, she whispered "Hold me, hold me." There was no discussion of a tip, I left $. For me it was perfection.

Thank you Dildo!

It's likely I will be away from the board for a while, not even reading PM's, so for more info, if you're a member who's made meaningful contributions, trying PM-ing Dildo. This place is truly UTR, no indication outside that it's an MP.

-Lift Her Up[/QUOTE]Where is this place?

This is in my area.

I noticed you are very new to this site, in that, you have zero postings. Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with specifics, because I don't know who you are. I think the first thing you need to do is get familiar with the Written and unwritten rules and regs of this site. No one here is going to share their hard work with a fellow hobbiest, unless the enquirer has good, current info to share on places they've been. So what you need to do is go out, take a few for the team, (TOFTT) and make reports. If you've already done this, then by all means start publicly sharing. This will go a long way in legitimizing your credibility with the other Senior Members, but don't expect the other Mongers to openly share right away, just because you decided to post a couple of your conquest of late. It's all about trust here.

This is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good guy, but we here, cannot take chances. Start by going to Backpages and pick a few MP's to try and report back to the board.

In all sincerity,

D. Baggens.

Ps. Hey! Lift her up, Glad I was of help.

[QUOTE=BoostedSub; 1388114]Where is this place?

This is in my area.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rubherduck; 1382213]What are the chances of running inot a provider that knows you? Maybe you don't kno her but she knows who you are.

Or running into a provider in public with the SO in hand.

Has this ever happend to anyone?[/QUOTE]I had a pleasant experience in reverse. I sort of ran into a provider (wasn't with my wife) and she recognized me, but barely acknowledged me. So I later saw her in the MP and chatted about it and she explained she did it out of respect for my privacy. So the ensuing conversation led to where she lived and a few nice out of MP get togethers, including her buying me dinner. A great experience, except I was married, so it didn't last very long.

[QUOTE=Mustang3;1385801]I use a Walmart moneycard to save, no statements, no tax forms works at all atms and wife has no idea.[/QUOTE]Well that might work except you have to buy those with CASH. So not going to work. Yeah all those debit cards are cash only. Can not buy them with credit. I found that out a while back when I need to buy a few for some clients to give out. All cash to purchase.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;1388236]I had a pleasant experience in reverse. I sort of ran into a provider (wasn't with my wife) and she recognized me, but barely acknowledged me. So I later saw her in the MP and chatted about it and she explained she did it out of respect for my privacy. So the ensuing conversation led to where she lived and a few nice out of MP get togethers, including her buying me dinner. A great experience, except I was married, so it didn't last very long.[/QUOTE]Several yrs ago a LMP waved me down in public entertainment parking lot. I was single then so no biggie. But now I have a SO and she knows a lot of people. Just worrisome a bit now.

Also, do some of you wear hats / sunglasses when walking into these establishments?

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up; 1387747]The places upstairs and downstairs in the two-story building on 17th, in the unincorporated area by the 55, are vacant. Too bad. It was upstairs, Valentine's Day a year ago, when I met Amy. She moved her breasts back and forth just above my eyeballs, gifts dropping from heaven. Her birthday was Valentine's Day. Miss her.

That whole building seems to be cleaning out. The only thing left upstairs is the palm reader.

-Lift Her Up[/QUOTE]I noticed that those two were gone as well. I only went there a few times but pass by there weekly so noticed that they were gone. I never had consistent luck there but did see a good one once only to find her gone the week after. The owner of those two has been in the game for a while. I don't see her just leaving, but perhaps. I think it is more likely she moved it. I haven't run into it though I have visited quite a few new ones in the last couple of weeks.

[QUOTE=Rubherduck; 1388635]Several yrs ago a LMP waved me down in public entertainment parking lot. I was single then so no biggie. But now I have a SO and she knows a lot of people. Just worrisome a bit now.

Also, do some of you wear hats / sunglasses when walking into these establishments? [/QUOTE.

In December I ran into my third favorite Korean prostitute of all time at the Brea Mall. I lost touch with her about five years ago. Unfortunately she was with a young white guy in his late 20's. She is about 45 now. Regrettably she looked straight through me. It is a shame because I had bbfscic with her about 75 times and it would have been great to renew our wonderful friendship.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001; 1389138][QUOTE=Rubherduck; 1388635]It is a shame because I had bbfscic with her about 75 times and it would have been great to renew our wonderful friendship.[/QUOTE]What is bbfscic? Bare back full service cum inside?

Dude, your THIRD favorite gave you bbfscic? What on earth did favorite #1 and #2 give you? There may noy even be an abbreviation for the things you have done. Hope what they did give wasnt a raging case of? I am officially changing your handle to: The Gambler.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001, ; 1389138][QUOTE=Rubherduck; 1388635]Several yrs ago a LMP waved me down in public entertainment parking lot. I was single then so no biggie. But now I have a SO and she knows a lot of people. Just worrisome a bit now.

Also, do some of you wear hats / sunglasses when walking into these establishments? [/QUOTE.

In December I ran into my third favorite Korean prostitute of all time at the Brea Mall. I lost touch with her about five years ago. Unfortunately she was with a young white guy in his late 20's. She is about 45 now. Regrettably she looked straight through me. It is a shame because I had bbfscic with her about 75 times and it would have been great to renew our wonderful friendship.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1389254]

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001; 1389138]What is bbfscic? Bare back full service cum inside?[/QUOTE]Not cum inside.

Cum in c uunt.

Yes the last 35 years have been a tad risky. Luckily I am still disease free and I getting too old to fool around anymore. It is pretty good that things have become more conservative in Southern California. I only know of 10 to 15 providers who still provide BBFS.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001; 1389718]

[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1389254]I only know of 10 to 15 providers who still provide bxfx[/QUOTE]So brotha. I'm waiting with baited breath.

Went to the place on Forbes. Got a great massage for an hr / 45. But no HE. WTF over. Her name was Lin. Its been a couple of years since I've been to a place and not leave with a smile. Maybe I should've requested by name. My regular. Tracey works too far away so I thought I would try something new. Drats!

Hey guys,

I've been going to a few places to try and see if I find anything good. I haven't been out too much because of a transition of new jobs.

Well, a few weeks ago coming back from J town in LA I decide to hit up a random MP down Brookhurst. I jump on my phone and look for the nearest one off CL. Decide on the one next to the pennyprinting place. Call in. Girl says to come on by and just call right when I get there. Take me a while to find the place because it seems to be well hidden. I pull up and the parking lot is empty exept for one car close to the door. I call in again like I was told. And the girl tells me to just come on in. I look inside and theres a desk with towels and cadles. The mood seems right exept for the fact that I feel a bit sketched out. I walk in and I hear a young viet girl yell out that they are in the back and to come in. I walk back and see two young cute girls and the mamasan watching TV. For some reason I see imidiately notice a bed there looking as if the girls live there. Girl takes me over to one of the rooms. Not even one foot in the door and the girl is already asking with a dull tone what do I want. I say everything. She says $$. Whoa! And that does not include the house fee. So I go ahead and ask how much for BJ she says $. I try to bring her down and haggle a bit. Doesn't budge. I finally say never mind. Take my money and start walking out the door. Girl imidiately ask how much do I have that she could try and work with what I have. At that point I get a bit fed up with her dull attitude and leave. Perhaps I will be back on a later date. I make note to make sure I do come back again at a later date.

With money in hand I decide to try this new place that just opened up off Newport it was already late and wasn't sure if was going to make it. So I call in. Girl seems a bit hesitant then tells me to come in. I drive to this place located in a hidden plaza off Newport. Very hidden. Toke me a while to find it. Go in and is greeted by cute girl in her early 30's. Tells me how long I want. Say an hour. Tells me $30 and I think OK might be a good place. Provider gives a good massage. Was more like a legit place. But I notice that the place has a shower. The place gives off a good vibe like there could be more provided. But when I had first gotten there I believe I caught them right at the time that she was going to leave so she seemed to be a bit annoyed. All in all this could have been a better night. But at least I got a good massage out of it.

Will post more. I seem to be trying out a lot of new places and poking around seeing for any good MPs.

[QUOTE=Romper Room;1387143]Sorry, no KY with this one at all. All natural. Dripping off your chin wet. YUM![/QUOTE]Ok then, please pm me contact info.

P C out

[QUOTE=SirMister; 1385344]Seems like a glut of V Parlors are opening all over OC Again.

Any new experiences to share?

I visited the one at Home Depot on Beach not long ago. And there wasn't even a sign yet a converted RE office basically is what they told me.

A msg from another person had me visit Dominoes pizza off Euclid with much success.

Seems like they've come down to reality. And 40/100. But some prob still try negotiate higher.

Problem still with the V places is they just aren't as friendly as the K gals.[/QUOTE]Try Macau, nice Viet gals with little attitude and great service. Most all Viet hoes here in the US have been spoiled rotten.

Mainly by stupid white guys LOL.

PC out

Went by new 17972E off BP the other day. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Wino Rhino;1387973]Quick question. Is OK accu (or whatever they are calling it these days) still by the mouse or have they moved? I haven't been by there in half a year.[/QUOTE]Nope, they are long gone. I used to be on their txt'ng list, but I haven't received a text indicating the new location. Then again, I got a burn phone that isn't always turned on, so maybe they did text and I just never got it.

Anyone knows where they have gone?

[QUOTE=Oc Amper;1391238]Then again, I got a burn phone that isn't always turned on, so maybe they did text and I just never got it.[/QUOTE]You should get the text the next time U-turn your phone on.

[QUOTE=SirMister; 1385344]Seems like a glut of V Parlors are opening all over OC Again.

I visited the one at Home Depot on Beach not long ago. And there wasn't even a sign yet a converted RE office basically is what they told me.[/QUOTE]So was this place any good? FS? HE? Standard fare?

Did you file a report and maybe I missed it?

I went to this place last Thursday. There are no K-girls there. It is a Chinese operation. I forgot to tell them that I spoke fluent Chinese. My bad.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-pic-_-korean-beauty-_-_-22/17089354[/url]

It is NOT the girl in the pic. Nothing even remotely close. Flat as a board. She did however dress very sexy, but does nothing for me. Meh.

The worst part that turned me away was that the provider wanted to be paid FIRST. Before service.

For all the rookies out there, please NEVER, NEVER, pay up front before the service. I have paid up front in the past and have NEVER EVER received good or even average service once I paid. Don't make the same mistake.

I think its just a human nature thing. Would you pre-pay your waiter at the restaurant?

[QUOTE=Kingdong;1390354]Went to the place on Forbes. Got a great massage for an hr / 45. But no HE. WTF over. Her name was Lin. Its been a couple of years since I've been to a place and not leave with a smile. Maybe I should've requested by name. My regular. Tracey works too far away so I thought I would try something new. Drats![/QUOTE]Assuming you are referring to the place off of Crown Valley, that's interesting news. Not having been there yet myself, I have heard good news and intended to try it out myself soon. We will have to keep an eye on the situation there.

Conn.

Finally got a chance to visit. Monica had a pretty face, average body but nice rack for a V. Pretty good massage, followed by the light-touch, reach-under, then flip routine. Good HJ, bigger explosion than I expected: I'll give her credit for that. All-in-all, a very typical RnT joint: nothing remarkable, but no complaints either.

[QUOTE=Woody489; 1390881]Hey guys,

I've been going to a few places to try and see if I find anything good. I haven't been out too much because of a transition of new jobs.

Well, a few weeks ago coming back from J town in LA I decide to hit up a random MP down Brookhurst. I jump on my phone and look for the nearest one off CL. Decide on the one next to the pennyprinting place. Call in. Girl says to come on by and just call right when I get there...[/QUOTE]The first place is called Imperial in imperial those viet girls are very high priced.

This is like beating a dead horse, but does anyone has info on P*kki from the old OK place next to the Go Kart place? It must has been 2-3 years now. She was great and had a killer body. S*rah, T*na, and A* were great as well.

Called their number to get new address. Stopped by Thur afternoon. Fugly MMS took my sixty dollars for hh. Saw Maya, Meya, Mia? Pronounced May (as in Month). A. A large latina girl, much bigger than I like but I was a pussy and didn't feel like hurting her feelings by asking for someone else. She brought my ten dollars in change. Lame massage until she asked how was it and I asked for harder and she did a little better, then when I cracked my neck, she hopped on and used her considerable extra weight to crack my back. The teasing wasn't very sensual, more of a signal that the game will soon be on than anything sexy.

On the flip she seemed disappointed that I only wanted HE, she wanted sixty dollars, I asked for forty dollars if she would get naked (yeah I at least wanted to see some pink) , she agreed, but then left her panties on. She didn't ask for the cash up front which is unusual for the place. Decent HJ, a bit rushed and mechanical until I asked her to slow down, then it was nice and sensual. FIV after going around her thong and her very nice large cans in my other hand. She pretended to O while I FIV / clit and that got me to finish. Warm towel cleanup, was very nice experience, she's just bigger than I really care for. I had a similar experience in Dec before they moved, I'm not sure if they have any thinner girls there anymore, may try one more time.

Went to this one by Laguna Hills, which is a bit odd since I go to lunch in the area with my coworkers. My first time there actually, and when I walked in, was greeted by an older MMS. I prayed to all that is holy that she wasn't going to be my provider. Got the room, went to take a shower, and then all I got was a fully covered massage. I didn't get the provider's name, as I was a bit annoyed that it was full coverage. She asked a ton of questions, have I been there before, have I been to other ones, etc. Answered truthfully, and at one point asked if they had hot oil massage. To which the response was no. Towards the end, I think I finally got some traction and the provider left saying they'll get oil. But that I should leave the tip first. That annoyed me to say the least, and I should of just declined and left, but Jr was speaking so I left. 4, my standard tip. She walked back into the room and said usually it's. 6 (Now my minor annoyance became a major one). Basically I said look. I usually give. 4 and all I have is. 4 so after some ho humming, I got a semi ok HE, except there was no teasing that lead up to it at all, so all in all, I will not return.

[QUOTE=Quality Junk; 1391773]So was this place any good? FS? HE? Standard fare?

Did you file a report and maybe I missed it?[/QUOTE]All the places seem to be FS and the normal 100 FS pricing. Instead of the inflated 140+

[QUOTE=Cant Stop;1392959]Called their number to get new address. Stopped by Thur afternoon. Fugly MMS took my sixty dollars for hh. Saw Maya, Meya, Mia? Pronounced May (as in Month). A. A large latina girl, much bigger than I like but I was a pussy and didn't feel like hurting her feelings by asking for someone else.[/QUOTE]Don't feel bad, same exact thing happened to me last week. I dropped by, the 1st girl was busy, MMS called the backup location near the airport, and Mia drove down to take care of me.

She was way bigger than I would ever want. I like them around 5'1" and 100lbs, she was double the latter stat.

Ended up doing a BJ, and could barely make that work. Just couldn't get the junk to work for her. Sadly, I only brought a single bill, thinking I'd partake in FS. I've learned my lesson, don't bring large bills unless I know what I'm getting!

[QUOTE=Connaisseur; 1392072]Assuming you are referring to the place off of Crown Valley, that's interesting news. Not having been there yet myself, I have heard good news and intended to try it out myself soon. We will have to keep an eye on the situation there.

Conn.[/QUOTE]Decent enough girls but legit. Better to go get a hot dog at Der Wiener and jump back on the fwy.