Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Ancvz;2068916]It's an interesting concept. On one hand I can see it being incredibly useful for someone looking for that odd fetish or a very particular thing (like some of your examples). But I also would see it just being a place for lazy people to post the "hey, I'm going to be in town, I want someone who will fuck me" approach to the site. Read the ads, find a girl or 4 that you like, and call them up, don't be lazy.

So, a well moderated thread would be nice. And through PMs girls who are interested in just trying something without putting it out to the entire world that she would do something would be a great way to find things out. If I post that I'm looking for a girl who will shit on my chest for once, a girl that would do that would be able to contact me directly as opposed to having to put it out there.

Girls, please don't PM me saying you'll shit on my chest. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Then guys would stop writing RTFF to every lazy douchebag that did it. Few chicks are going to respond to them anyway.

Speaking of shitting on chests; I knew a chick that had the easiest trick EVER. It was a NYC thing. Once a week she went to this apartment wearing a short skirt, heels, and whatever top she wanted. No panties though. The apartment door was open, inside the door was an envelope with 500 bucks. She walked to the living room and the guy was laying down naked under a coffee table with a glass top. Climb up on the table, squat, shit, wipe, drop paper, pick up envelope on the way out, and leave. She wasn't ever supposed to talk, and she couldn't pick the envelope up until after.

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Speaking of shitting on chests; I knew a chick that had the easiest trick EVER. It was a NYC thing. Once a week she went to this apartment wearing a short skirt, heels, and whatever top she wanted. No panties though. The apartment door was open, inside the door was an envelope with 500 bucks. She walked to the living room and the guy was laying down naked under a coffee table with a glass top. Climb up on the table, squat, shit, wipe, drop paper, pick up envelope on the way out, and leave. She wasn't ever supposed to talk, and she couldn't pick the envelope up until after.[/QUOTE]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.

[QUOTE=WarlockKy;2068962]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.[/QUOTE]Geezus, WTF did I start. Crazy.

[QUOTE=WarlockKy;2068962]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.[/QUOTE]God damn. And I thought Cincinnati chili was a little strange.

[QUOTE=Harpo2u;2068670]Here's the definition for stallion. A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.

Now a female horse is a Mare. In most cases, a mare is a female horse over the age of three, and a filly is a female horse age three and younger. However, in Thoroughbred horse racing, a mare is defined as a female horse more than four years old.

Which brings the question should the guy say, "she rode me like a Mare" or "she rode me like a Filly"?

I see it as the guys are either ignorant and lacks knowledge about the expression. Or possibly, just maybe, the girl had a strap-on!

Harpo.[/QUOTE]I don't think people are talking about the act of a horse fucking, I believe those who use that saying are talking about the act of a person riding a horse and the actions associated with that.

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2068109]I can't wait to dream with you alone babe and am so looking forward to it. But after that summer and I will love to be ure first duo. You will definately have the experience of a lifetime.[/QUOTE]You've got yourself a deal sweetheart. I will see you and then sometime after, let you and Summer pop my duo CHERRY. I will let no others have that opportunity. I'm giddy just thinking about it. :).

Luv.

Well, while I respect the diversity of chest shitting, and other scatological fetishes, I really am not looking for an Amazon woman to piss on. I do like the idea of a [B]HELP WANTED[/B] thread. I will get us started with three ads (A2 how much do ads cost per word?):

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WANTED: [I]Wash, Wax, and Blow[/I] I want a lady with a great body to sport a string bikini, wash and wax my truck in it, and then give me the best blowjob I have ever had. If you can get me to climax CIM, I will tip you double.

WANTED: [I]Landscaping and Manscaping[/I] I need a cute gal to mow my lawn, trim, edge, and sweep, and then give me a shave below followed by some fun to test drive the new smooth me.

WANTED: [I]Naughty Maid[/I] I want a lady in a French Maid costume to clean my entire home, and then clean me!

[QUOTE=Dmaphukn;2069008]I don't think people are talking about the act of a horse fucking, I believe those who use that saying are talking about the act of a person riding a horse and the actions associated with that.[/QUOTE]In the Urban dictionary it defines Stallion as a male who is able to conduct sexual intercourse for hours on end. Not necessarily hung like a horse, but he knows how to give a girl the ride of her life. He laughs at Viagra commercials, especially the part about a 4 hour erection being a bad thing.

An example would be the following.

"Thanks, Honey, for letting us use your room the other night. We had a great time." "Well, I know you had a good time, you Stallion, we could hear you giving it to her all night!

So when guys say "She rode me like a Stallion" are incorrectly using the word and expression. The girl isn't a Stallion. She is riding a Stallion (the male) like a champ would be the correct way of saying it.

[QUOTE=Harpo2u;2068670]Here's the definition for stallion. A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.

Now a female horse is a Mare. In most cases, a mare is a female horse over the age of three, and a filly is a female horse age three and younger. However, in Thoroughbred horse racing, a mare is defined as a female horse more than four years old.

Which brings the question should the guy say, "she rode me like a Mare" or "she rode me like a Filly"?

I see it as the guys are either ignorant and lacks knowledge about the expression. Or possibly, just maybe, the girl had a strap-on!

Harpo.[/QUOTE]I'm hung like a disabled Shetland pony. No reason for any jealousy from anyone.

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I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2 [/QUOTE]I like to photograph women, a few select fetish video / photo ops. Only thing I've found off the chart is they take advantage of the special opportunity that could open doors by asking exuberant pricing for the talent.

There are certain categories I could post these requests on CL or BP but I wouldn't hesitate to post in a specific category / thread title here.


There's a massive following involving scat related fetishes. Look to Joy Angeles, Ana Didovic, Electric Lady house. Fuck all that being in the room nonsense or even wearing it, but there's something to be said in the beauty of a woman relieving herself at either orifice. 2 girls 1 cup started this shit explosion.

Force pissing to me, when it's clear like after drinking tons of alcohol or water to me in voyeuristic/unexpected places is erotica 10 Infineon. Especially when they are busting to let go.

If girls are dribblers do not apply. Anything a woman can do short of putting a ten vegetable garden variety in her coochie is open target for interest. But most fetishes I care to watch from afar well before actively partaking.


Not as a fetish, but I'm suckling the breasts of a former provider on bp.com that is trying to keep the ability to nourish her child daily. My help comes with the fun associated (non-sexual) with sucking as much as 3 ounces of milk daily from both breasts. I'm about as healthy as it gets now.

As Bob Barker always said while banging his Barker girls, the Price is always Right.

[QUOTE=NKY747;2069608]There's a massive following involving scat related fetishes. Look to Joy Angeles, Ana Didovic, Electric Lady house. Fuck all that being in the room nonsense or even wearing it, but there's something to be said in the beauty of a woman relieving herself at either orifice. 2 girls 1 cup started this shit explosion.

Force pissing to me, when it's clear like after drinking tons of alcohol or water to me in voyeuristic/unexpected places is erotica 10 Infineon. Especially when they are busting to let go.

If girls are dribblers do not apply. Anything a woman can do short of putting a ten vegetable garden variety in her coochie is open target for interest. But most fetishes I care to watch from afar well before actively partaking.[/QUOTE]Damn, and I thought Southern Boys who liked to grab water moccasins with their bare hands under water were brave. Oh well, what one guy flushes down his toilet, another guy puts it on his spaghetti. So pass the Skyline boys. I'm feeling hungry.

[QUOTE=Harpo2u;2069584]In the Urban dictionary it defines Stallion as a male who is able to conduct sexual intercourse for hours on end. Not necessarily hung like a horse, but he knows how to give a girl the ride of her life. He laughs at Viagra commercials, especially the part about a 4 hour erection being a bad thing.

An example would be the following.

"Thanks, Honey, for letting us use your room the other night. We had a great time." "Well, I know you had a good time, you Stallion, we could hear you giving it to her all night!

So when guys say "She rode me like a Stallion" are incorrectly using the word and expression. The girl isn't a Stallion. She is riding a Stallion (the male) like a champ would be the correct way of saying it.[/QUOTE]This is what I said from the beginning, I laugh every time I see these maroons either identify the girl as a Stallion, or chicks that call themselves Stallions. There aren't a lot of perks to this job (except for the whole live in Argentina in a mansion and bang tons of hot chicks) so having a private laugh at the mental midgets is certainly one of them.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2070762]I don't know. The only two providers you've ever indicated you found attractive, I think are unattractive. It's not about having nice big tits (I prefer them small), it's about having a girl who's not a skeleton. I don't jabber on about it every time you post criticizing some other guys' tastes, so this will be my one offering to "smack" you upside the head (as you requested once) for your own questionable tastes. The girls you've seemed interested in or reviewed favorably, I give them both a 5. Which is just at the threshold of yes / no for me, and that's only because I'm a rabid poonhound and will consider fucking lots of things I don't find attractive.

Generally, I think what matters is that reviews indicate what the guy liked, without being too extravagant. If her photos are top-down mspace angle shots, we all know she's hiding something. But at the same time, you've described girls who were auschwitz skinny (too skinny to just be "spinners", these girls are the undead). Some of you guys like to equate skinny to athletic, toned, etc... These corpse-like little girls couldn't squat their body weight, and would collapse if asked to do a real pushup (without the aid of crack). If you tried to bounce a quarter off their underdeveloped skinny-fat ass, it would just land there with a resounding thud like The One Ring.

It's fine if you like them so skinny that you could pull out each one of her ribs with a generous application of finger strength. Just don't kid yourself and think that skinny = attractive = 7+ score.

Odd thing is, Barbie Star is an athlete. I can tell you she's stronger than most guys her size, and that she's got a banging body. When I notice a girls weight picking her up, she's heavy. Not fat, just heavy, like iron. Her pictures are accurate. When you describe athletic or toned, she's the definition of it. Not those skinny waifs. Her ass could crush your head like a walnut. I wouldn't class her as a 8+, but it's not because she doesn't have a solid body with great proportions.

Moving on... More generally, I don't like the "she's not a spinner, but she's not a BBW" line that a lot of guys throw out there, because there's at wide gamut of different body types that could fall into that range. It's too vague. I've often thought about making a body-grade chart, without value judgments implied, but I don't know that guys would follow it, because people like to do their own thing. Maybe I'll see what I can do, it's worth a shot.

I am posting this here in the octagon, because the whole discussion that's been going on has been off-point in the other thread and I don't want to derail it further. You consistently comment about looks and ratings. I use your stated preferences as an example, to demonstrate to you that from my perspective, you're just as incorrect in your assessment of looks. So, perhaps just accept that guys like different things, and that beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.

But... I think everyone would find the intel / reviews more useful if guys stepped back a bit from the experience and their own personal preferences and tried to guess what the general appearance rating might be.[/QUOTE]While I agree with your comments and analysis of appearance, the same could be applied to assessments of the safety of an incall location, the cleanliness thereof, the value equation, attitude, performance, smokiness and perfume, the distraction presented by the presence or absence of friends and roommates, pet smells and so on.

Sometimes, I have been stunned by someone's review of these aspects of a provider's "profile" once I have had the opportunity to make my own assessment. So often, they are 180 degrees off from my reaction. This is why it is so important to include an honest and accurate description of everything that could be considered objective considerations, as opposed to subjective, as well as to place the content of any review in the context of the reviewer's preferences, biases and history.

[QUOTE=Josh88;2071576]I had the same experience. I assumed I was talking to Alexis when I set up the appointment. Who knows? I got to the Days Inn and texted I was there. No response. I also called and went it to voice mail. I decided to roam the premises. Saw an orange colored Mustang with some dirtball, guy sitting in the driver's seat next to two girls having a smoke, one in a pink hoodie, who looked a lot like Alexis, only her face was not very attractive, and much harder looking than the one in her ad. I tried to contact her a few more times, but with no success, so I abandoned up my pursuit. I was able to find out the room number by setting up a fake appointment with one of her associates on one of my back-up burner phones. I plan to call the hotel managemetnt tomorrow to let them know they have prostitutes working out of room # xxx. Sorry, if I spoiled anyone's fun, but all she needed to do was have the courtesy of texting or calling me to cancel the appointment and I would have understood. I may go down there and hang out in the lobby tomorrow, just to screw with them. She hasn't posted an ad for a while. Maybe she decided this biz is not for her and her cronies are picking up the slack and taking her calls? I am not saying to avoid her, or her friends, but proceed with caution.[/QUOTE]I am far less experienced, but have had similar issues with providers. I however consider a bad post enough retribution. I think calling the hotel is petty and vindictive. Think BP comes with an implied caveat emptor. Sure this will mean you are not a source of Intel for me in the future but I think your action is over the top.

Cut and Pasted from Josh88 BP Reviews. Sorry I do not know how to move items from thread to thread.

"I plan to call the hotel management tomorrow to let them know they have prostitutes working out of room".

I hope anyone here planning to see Izze will check the board and cancel before getting arrested. I understand informing the hobbiests of your experience in order to keep them from a useless provider. I do not understand you putting guys at risk for going to see someone with good reviews because her friend did not take care of you.

I think we have all had disappointments in this hobby. It is just part of the game. You move on and inform others so they will not have the same experience. After a while they straighten up or get out, or at least they no longer get business from USAG members.

I appreciate all the warnings I have received from this board over the years. However I would never call Hotel management or a providers landlord. When these people inform the police it increases everyone's risk. Not only this I have to believe providers may refuse to see you if they are concerned when things do not go well you may turn them in.

One thing is certain, if you stay in the Hobby it will happen again. It is part of the game. I hope you reconsider.

Sincerely,

Fdx.