Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Smyrnaguy1980]Xtc is like girls are fun right? I know I went to girls are fun and OMG that was a huge rip off. Went in, paid the door fee which I expected, then the girl I picked broke every single thing down into "extras" it was so much for her to remove top, so much to remove bra, so much to remove panties, so much for her to touch me, so much for me to touch her and so on. I was like holy shit I coulda just bought a couple escorts for this. Is XTC any better?[/QUOTE]
I doubt it. I was drunk as fuck one night and wandered in with a pocket full of cash. The girls that greeted me killed my buzz. They weren't very impressive to look at and their attitudes were even shittier, and I gleaned all that just from being greeted. I left and my cash came with me.

I'm pretty sure the XTC experience would be similar to what you described.

[QUOTE=Smyrnaguy1980]Xtc is like girls are fun right?[/QUOTE]I have no idea. Like I said, the girls were bitchy and not very hot so we bailed. It looked like it could be FS, but I don't know.

Great review and welcome to the board. Just you watch 100+ Atlanta USASexguide mongers show up at Midiori with the same hard up construction worker story.

[QUOTE=Igotalotofloot]I am a long time reader but this is my first post. I went to Midiori about a month ago. I was welcomed in my the mamassan she asked for.6 for the door fee then she escorted me into one of the rooms. Pretty soon after a girl comes in looked to be maybe in her mid 30s but she had some nice Bs she said her name was Kelly. She offered a TS and I accepted. The TS was pretty good she paid great attention to all the right areas. After the table shower we got back to the room and she began to give me a decent massage for about 5 minutes. During the massage she asked me what I did for a living a gave her this sob story about how I was a constuction worker and how I liked AMPs but I could not afford to come often. So the she asked me what I wanted. I said FS then she asked for 1. But I told her that all I had was.6 she said that was not enough. So I said well I'm sorry that is all I have she offered a HS but I said thats ok I'll come back another day. Then she said ok I give you FS but next time bring more money. She left the room and came back quickly. She started with CBJ and the move to MISS, CG and finshed with Doggy. Total damage done 1.2 for FS. I left Pretty satisfied.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Igotalotofloot]I am a long time reader but this is my first post. I went to Midiori about a month ago. I was welcomed in my the mamassan she asked for .6 for the door fee then she escorted me into one of the rooms. Pretty soon after a girl comes in looked to be maybe in her mid 30s but she had some nice Bs she said her name was Kelly. She offered a TS and I accepted. The TS was pretty good she paid great attention to all the right areas. After the table shower we got back to the room and she began to give me a decent massage for about 5 minutes. During the massage she asked me what I did for a living a gave her this sob story about how I was a constuction worker and how I liked amps but i could not afford to come often. So the she asked me what i wanted. I said FS then she asked for 1. but i told her that all I had was .6 she said that was not enough. So I said well im sorry that is all I have she offered a HS but I said thats ok I'll come back another day. Then she said ok I give you FS but next time bring more money. She left the room and came back quickly. She started with CBJ and the move to MISS, CG and finshed with Doggy. Total damage done 1.2 for FS. I left Pretty satisfied.[/QUOTE]

Ha ha. I think I need to try that same story!

Wow...too bad Jade knows me...I would try that trick if Jade or Kelly is not working there but now I'm stuck in DC for a while and it sucks up here with AMPS and now I have to do EROS girls..way too much

[QUOTE=Igotalotofloot]I am a long time reader but this is my first post. I went to Midiori about a month ago. I was welcomed in my the mamassan she asked for .6 for the door fee then she escorted me into one of the rooms. Pretty soon after a girl comes in looked to be maybe in her mid 30s but she had some nice Bs she said her name was Kelly. She offered a TS and I accepted. The TS was pretty good she paid great attention to all the right areas. After the table shower we got back to the room and she began to give me a decent massage for about 5 minutes. During the massage she asked me what I did for a living a gave her this sob story about how I was a constuction worker and how I liked amps but i could not afford to come often. So the she asked me what i wanted. I said FS then she asked for 1. but i told her that all I had was .6 she said that was not enough. So I said well im sorry that is all I have she offered a HS but I said thats ok I'll come back another day. Then she said ok I give you FS but next time bring more money. She left the room and came back quickly. She started with CBJ and the move to MISS, CG and finshed with Doggy. Total damage done 1.2 for FS. I left Pretty satisfied.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Great review and welcome to the board. Just you watch 100+ Atlanta USASexguide mongers show up at Midiori with the same hard up construction worker story.[/QUOTE]Heelarious! I'mma join the construction workers union too!

Hey guys, what do you think is the best time of day/day of the week to visit an AMP? Obviously friday and saturday nights are too busy. Does anyone have a feel for when girls are most likely to be fresh and friendly?

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]I doubt it. I was drunk as fuck one night and wandered in with a pocket full of cash. The girls that greeted me killed my buzz. They weren't very impressive to look at and their attitudes were even shittier, and I gleaned all that just from being greeted. I left and my cash came with me.

I'm pretty sure the XTC experience would be similar to what you described.[/QUOTE]Those are all rip off places that specialize in ripping off desperate men after they get teased at the strip clubs. Oh and the manager of XTC is a transvestite I almost had a fight with her/him/it 3 years ago. LOL

[QUOTE=Jack Fingers]Which leads me to ask.- how the hell do these places avoid LEO and stay open? And how safe are some of the other ones, especially OTP? [/QUOTE]Simple they pay who they need to pay. Money is more powerful than god so through money all things are possible.

[QUOTE=Jack Fingers][b]Does anyone have a feel for when girls are most likely to be fresh and friendly?[/b][/QUOTE]Yes!

1987.

My appreciation to those mongers who responded with ATL info for a visiting monger.

I visited Royal and Midori with a friend and we were both fully satisfied with the services offered.

At Royal we drew Jenny and Tara (maybe Tanya?).

At Midori we drew Jade and Yung(sp).

Total investment (door & tip) never exceeded $$ in all cases.

We also tried to sample one of the latin places (out of a spanish rag called Mundo Hispanico) but ended up getting a lot of voice mail.

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Jack Fingers]
Does anyone have a feel for when girls are most likely to be fresh and friendly?[/QUOTE]

Easy, what time of the day do "you" feel fresh and friendly?

[QUOTE=Jack Fingers]Hey guys, what do you think is the best time of day/day of the week to visit an AMP? Obviously friday and saturday nights are too busy. Does anyone have a feel for when girls are most likely to be fresh and friendly?[/QUOTE]

I would say about 30 minutes after the AMP opens because they've had time to put on their makeup and the lunch crowd hasn't arrived yet. (Some guys have a two martini lunch, others have a two boner lunch. YMMV) :)

Stopped by Covington Spa last night. Covington can be hit or miss but sometimes it's on the way to another venue so I stop by. Went in and mamasan led me to a room, then a minute later Gigi showed up. Gigi is a little munchkin of a woman, 5' tall at best, almost no ass, small tits and I should have bolted right there because her facial expression led me to believe she'd be no fun at all. I was right.

She asked how long I wanted to stay, I hesitated and finally told her an hour as I wanted to ensure I got a good TS. I started to reach for my wallet and....

Gigi: How about you try half hour this time?
Me: Why, are you closing early tonight?
Gigi: No, you try half hour, OK?
Me: OK (handed her $40)

She led me to the TS room where I always grin at the sign in there that says something like, "In shower room, don't talk loud," a reminder that Domino's Pizza is next door. The TS was pretty lame, with her lazily washing me with the sponge and putting little effort into it. I asked to wash my hair but she just handed me some shampoo and I did it myself.

Back into the room we had maybe 15 minutes remaining and she began her totally unenthusiastic, lackluster massage. It was about as lame as a massage could ever get. It was clear she was tired and not into the session at all. On the flip she just did those small pressure squeezes that are so common at Korean AMPS for about two minutes, then asked if I wanted more. Even though my dick stayed limp the whole time, a tribute to her uninspiring effort, I thought I'd ask for FS.

Me: How much for everything?
Gigi: $200
Me: How about $100?
Gigi: No (sarcastic chuckle)
Me: OK, how much?
Gigi: $200
Me: How about $120?
Gigi: No (sarcastic chuckle #2) $160
Me: OK, forget it.

She continued the lackluster massage for about another minute while I lay on my back staring at the clock and contemplating whether I could get to one of the Doraville AMPs before closing time, then I just interrupted the session, got up and started to get dressed. She looked quite surprised and didn't budge out of the spot she was standing it but I didn't say a word and headed out of the room, then she ran to catch up with me in the hallway so she could pretend to be hospitable and open the outer door for me in mamasan's presence. I think she was afraid I'd complain to mamasan about her. Mamasan was busy on her stationary bite in the little room next to the door so I gave her a little wave, turned around, gave Gigi a dirty look so mamasan would see it, then left.

Gigi is one to avoid unless you enjoy complete boredom!

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]My appreciation to those mongers who responded with ATL info for a visiting monger.

I visited Royal and Midori with a friend and we were both fully satisfied with the services offered.

At Royal we drew Jenny and Tara (maybe Tanya?).

At Midori we drew Jade and Yung(sp).

Total investment (door & tip) never exceeded $$ in all cases.

We also tried to sample one of the latin places (out of a spanish rag called Mundo Hispanico) but ended up getting a lot of voice mail.

Let's be careful out there![/QUOTE]

Can you give us some specifics about Jenny, Tara and Yung?