Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Streethunter;6757672]Went here last week because "Lisa" was super nice on phone and sent a picture that said new girl and she was in her 20's. Normally I don't believe it, but she had me convinced. Of course when I get there "Lisa" is in her 40's and not that great looking. I ended up paying for hour which I normally don't do. I laid down for all of 5 minutes of massage and she started the negotiation. For what she wanted there was no way I pay paying that for her. It's crazy. Hot girl, yes. Her, no. Another monger came in and she cut the session way short. I may have gotten a half hour if I was lucky. And she just talked most of it. When I left the towel that was under me got folded up nicely and put at the foot of the table, ready to go for the next guy. So someone got a towel with my ass and ball sweat. But maybe I got the previous guys too. Anyhow, not going back especially with the other options.[/QUOTE]Yes, absolutely. Those towels are used all day long. If there's any reason they close those places down it's because they're not clean.

[QUOTE=TridentD;6757584]Lingam is outstanding. Nothing like soft fingertip action on your the head of your tool. You need to try it.[/QUOTE]This sounds amazing. I wonder if most places would know what this is if requested? Would hate to have to travel all the way downriver.

[QUOTE=Streethunter;6757672]Went here last week because "Lisa" was super nice on phone and sent a picture that said new girl and she was in her 20's. Normally I don't believe it, but she had me convinced. Of course when I get there "Lisa" is in her 40's and not that great looking. I ended up paying for hour which I normally don't do. I laid down for all of 5 minutes of massage and she started the negotiation. For what she wanted there was no way I pay paying that for her. It's crazy. Hot girl, yes. Her, no. Another monger came in and she cut the session way short. I may have gotten a half hour if I was lucky. And she just talked most of it. When I left the towel that was under me got folded up nicely and put at the foot of the table, ready to go for the next guy. So someone got a towel with my ass and ball sweat. But maybe I got the previous guys too. Anyhow, not going back especially with the other options.[/QUOTE]Never heard of Ocean Wave.

Ocean Wellness; Middlebelt. Strictly legit.

Ocean Asian; 10 Mile. YMMV.

Ocean Spa; Schoenherr. Dunno.

None of these three are related.

[QUOTE=OnAnonAnon;6757843]Never heard of Ocean Wave.[/QUOTE]

It's in Berkley. They advertise on STG daily.

[QUOTE=OnAnonAnon;6757843]Never heard of Ocean Wave.

Ocean Wellness; Middlebelt. Strictly legit.

Ocean Asian; 10 Mile. YMMV.

Ocean Spa; Schoenherr. Dunno.

None of these three are related.[/QUOTE]It's located on the West side of Coolidge South of 12 Mile in Berkley, they've always offered a routine HJ. HE, but now & then they'll transfer a girl in & more can be had?

[QUOTE=OnAnonAnon;6757843]Never heard of Ocean Wave.

Ocean Wellness; Middlebelt. Strictly legit.

Ocean Asian; 10 Mile. YMMV.

Ocean Spa; Schoenherr. Dunno.

None of these three are related.[/QUOTE]Googlemaps refers to it as Berkley Ocean Wave Spa.

[QUOTE=BackRoomBob;6757579]They went separate ways in October. Their 4 hand price was $240.[/QUOTE]Bummer. Does Bonita have a new 4-hands buddy? Always wanted to do that.

[QUOTE=Darwin2000;6756525]While I'm at it, does anyone know anything about the ad below? I connected with someone on Snapchat who uses the same images and they're in Grand Rapids. This chick is saying Plymouth. Any idea what's going on? I like the non-asian spas and it would be nice to find a good one here locally.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/detroit/massage/caucasian_e/fantasy-affairs-llc/085922752878[/URL][/QUOTE]Not 100% certain, but I think that place is associated or run by a Natalie. There are several reviews on here and for the most part they're not very positive. Maybe someone with more direct experience will weigh in.

[QUOTE=MichiganGuy30;6757130]Don't want to partake, just want to make sure I don't reply to that one.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Craigslist Amy in the Ann Arbor forum.

[URL]https://annarbor.craigslist.org/hws/d/ypsilanti-new-year-new-you/7706307983.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MichiganGuy30;6757130]Don't want to partake, just want to make sure I don't reply to that one.[/QUOTE]Not sure on the drug info. I've been there, her face isn't full of scars just age and weight, the pic is old for sure. Her house could use a vacuum but I didn't smell or see anything illuding to drugs or use. Just my opinion on that and I'm pretty against even being in places like that. She did give a great massage and BJ he was good she talks about sexy friends for the next time which has me intrigued but schedules never lines up.

You do end up parking in a shirt trailer park but she lives in an old home at the entrance, probably the original trailer park owners or managers house.

[QUOTE=RstWolves;6757753]This sounds amazing. I wonder if most places would know what this is if requested? Would hate to have to travel all the way downriver.[/QUOTE]If places offered it, they would make it known. Most places want to give you the old jackhammer and get you out the door. Lingam is the exact opposite. It is intended to last a while. I recommend the drive downriver. She knows how to handle it.

[QUOTE=Smashing1979;6750594]Due to reports, decided to try out magic for the first time since the name change. Used to see Lisa, Ruby, here and I know the level of service they offer.

I didn't catch her name (my bad) but God damn. She was cute, nice body and super friendly with a great attitude.

Everything was on the table. Rim job while cleaning off your taint / balls with tongue action. BBBJ, GFE, DFK, 69, FIV, FIA, damn. I'm running out of acronyms.

The best AMP around and I've been to them all.[/QUOTE]I must agree. The ladies here are top notch. Beautiful, friendly and they aim to please. I had Yumi recently and her performance is off the charts. I am a great fan of table showers and Yumi does a fantastic job. Outstanding as well in the room. I will return to experience Cherry and the other pretty lady as well. It is definitely a great place.

Currently in contact with this one. Any history to speak of?

[URL]https://detroit.2backpage.com/view/bodyrubs/5194913.html[/URL]




I just realized this has got to be fake. Thinking with the wrong head.

Thought I'd share something I've done for years now.

1. Download the Groupon app. Search massages, and you'll get notifications for discounts on local cmt's. Most of these providers will give a great 60-90 minute massage but they don't provide extras unless you spend the time to cultivate it. You usually have to book in advance (no same day or walk-ins). Each month I'll buy 2-3 60- 80 minute massages for between $45-$70 each. Once you've used a provider through Groupon tell her you're happy to pay the Groupon price but pay it directly instead of using the Groupon app. Groupon charges them at least half of the price they charge so they are happy to bypass Groupon.

2. Cultivate a reliable cum-drop (cheap escort that will do a short stay for. 7-$. Schedule your Groupon massage and let your cum-drop know you're on your way on the way home from your massage.

I had a great 90 minute deep tissue massage yesterday, then got to my office and had a cum-drop drive to my office in Troy for a .9 BBBJ, then doggie til I popped. This provider is reliable and sweet. She's on the candy, so you'll see the signs. She's in her late 20's, she had a kid during COVID so there is baby damage. But the kitty is tight. She will go raw, but I've never hit it without a bag. She's located in Plymouth and will do a car date, or outcall. Seniors DM for deets.

From GR and so cool. Bobbi and her friend. Totally real. Great spot in Plymouth.

Her body is amazing.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/female-escorts/caucasian_e/bobbies-safe-space-/607818912807[/URL]

She's visiting with her friend amber. Such a good duo.

Everything covered. But still so so nice. Makes stress melt away and relax in their arms.