Terrible experience w / LanasoLovely
Just awful!
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanasoLovely[/URL]
[U]Arrival[/U]
[INDENT]Text says to dial the door code, but doesn't answer buzzer.
I piggyback into building, but don't have apartment number.
She stops responding for several minutes while I'm in a building I don't belong.
I knock on an apartment of the door code, but they often don't line up, so I'm not sure if right apt.
No answer.
I text her "bye" and start to leave.
I finally hear her say something down the hall and get a text.[/INDENT]
[U]Apartment[/U]
[INDENT]Nice building, but apartment is a dirty disgusting mess.
I ask to use restroom, as I'm about to pee she walks in and starts using mouthwash and asks if I'm going to steal her makeup.
No hand towels in bathroom[/INDENT]
[U]Bedroom[/U]
[INDENT]She collected payment up front. Not a good sign.
Dog is barking in cage in bedroom, she puts dog in other room.
She has 1001 rules. Only her positions. Won't do BJ while I'm standing, I have to lay on my back.
Very business like, not very friendly.
The entire time I was there, she was giving me attitude about saying "bye" on text.[/INDENT]
[U]After deed #1 - the worst part[/U]
[INDENT]Dog is back in room, jumping and scratching at my wet dick.
She hands me a large towel and I use it immediately to wipe off, now she gives me attitude about using the towel she just handed me.
I put on my clothes, she realizes I'm leaving early and is offended by this even though she already collected.
She asks if I can't nut again, I respond "not with you".
She starts giving me a bunch of shit about it's her house, her dog, phone not charged, didn't hear text.[/INDENT]
No Thanks!