Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068021]In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chili. The article said that Cincinnati Chili was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chili is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chili ? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?[/QUOTE]I would have to eat pussy before and after to eat this nasty baby poop chili.

Much Love,

Stormy.

[QUOTE=Bucks97;2068229]Could someone just put a straightforward review that you could glean info from quickly on the * * * Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions threads without commentary on what their numerical scales are? * * * Or whatever it is SecretAgent007 is talking about, which I don't know, because I stopped reading a long time ago? And can SecretAgent007 just write a review that doesn't sound like someone trying to sell me a used car or a life insurance policy? End of rant.[/QUOTE][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].

[QUOTE=Admin2;2067834][BLUE]Business; add him to your ignore list, problem solved. The ignore list solves all problems like this.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068076]If I am ever lucky enough to get to Cincinnati I would have a different three way in mind.[/QUOTE]Hey Glockman, when in Cincy go for the 4 way or 5 way chili. Get beans or onions (4 way) or add both and make it a 5 way. After you preferred 3 way of course. Our chili parlours stay open late!

Do guys that say "She got on top of me and rode me like a stallion" not know that stallions are the horses with cocks? I laugh my ass off every time I read it.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent007;2068313][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].



It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."[/QUOTE]Not you. The problem is the mental sloth of the readership. Probably conditioned to looking at the star ratings on amazon, yelp or the like. Can't be troubled or intellectually challenged to actually read a detailed, articulate, well-reasoned review or discussion.

Keep up the good work. Let them use the ignore button.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068364]Do guys that say "She got on top of me and rode me like a stallion" not know that stallions are the horses with cocks? I laugh my ass off every time I read it.[/QUOTE]Makes perfect sense. The horse (stallion) is underneath the rider. So when she gets on top, the stallion with the cock is below. There's a reason they call it the "Cowgirl position".

Now, if he said, "I got on top and rode her like a stallion.", then it would be weird.

[QUOTE=DNut;2068614]Makes perfect sense. The horse (stallion) is underneath the rider. So when she gets on top, the stallion with the cock is below. There's a reason they call it the "Cowgirl position".

Now, if he said, "I got on top and rode her like a stallion.", then it would be weird.[/QUOTE]Perhaps you should reread my post. The reference has nothing to do with the position, I know why they call it cowgirl. They are referring to the chick as "a Stallion." As in "she's a 10," or "she's a great girl." They are IDENTIFYING her as a stallion. The chicks do it as well, "I'm a Stallion with a bootie that won't quit." I find it funny that they don't know what the word stallion means.

[BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068649]Perhaps you should reread my post. The reference has nothing to do with the position, I know why they call it cowgirl. They are referring to the chick as "a Stallion." As in "she's a 10," or "she's a great girl." They are IDENTIFYING her as a stallion. The chicks do it as well, "I'm a Stallion with a bootie that won't quit." I find it funny that they don't know what the word stallion means.[/QUOTE]Here's the definition for stallion. A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.

Now a female horse is a Mare. In most cases, a mare is a female horse over the age of three, and a filly is a female horse age three and younger. However, in Thoroughbred horse racing, a mare is defined as a female horse more than four years old.

Which brings the question should the guy say, "she rode me like a Mare" or "she rode me like a Filly"?

I see it as the guys are either ignorant and lacks knowledge about the expression. Or possibly, just maybe, the girl had a strap-on!

Harpo.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE](yes the old WEBN commercials from my youth).

It would be a useful addition to the site.

The guys could post just what they are looking for (with a ban on any comments from anyone else) and if a lady is looking for a doubles partner, traveling companion, or has a gig to fill she's got a place to post.

At best it's a used area of the forum, at worst it's dead like truck stops.

And BTW, my favourite product of Brute Force Cybernetics was the "Cherry Replacement Kit" for those ladies that needed to get it back.

Who knew that it would actually become an accepted surgical procedure in many parts of the world..

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I currently found a good provider who I think would difficult to replace. If I could post my specs on the help wanted thread a lot of time, money and disappoint would be saved.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I believe it's a good idea but many men already go to general thread, discussions or octagon if they are looking for something in particular. But many other men may not post because there are so many opinions and the problem may be others going on there and saying terrible things. Every one has a fetish and since many providers won't answer questions over the phone, I believe it's a Fantasic idea as long as people are not allowed to go on there and say shit like "your a freak" or what the hell is wrong with you". As a provider myself, I would definately scan it and replye. There are things providers will do with certain men that they connect with therefore fetishes and fantasys may be fulfilled by some providers more often than not.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent007;2068313][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].



It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."[/QUOTE]I've actually spoke more with more than one provider that said they wouldn't see you due to your posts and the fact they heard you try to use your status on this board to get a better rate and control them. My favorite quote from a provider about sa007 is he "He's exhibiting pre-stalker / sociopathic behavior". I was glad to hear I wasn't the only one who felt something was off.

Keep an eye out for the wood chippers.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I would certainly read it and respond.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]It's an interesting concept. On one hand I can see it being incredibly useful for someone looking for that odd fetish or a very particular thing (like some of your examples). But I also would see it just being a place for lazy people to post the "hey, I'm going to be in town, I want someone who will fuck me" approach to the site. Read the ads, find a girl or 4 that you like, and call them up, don't be lazy.

So, a well moderated thread would be nice. And through PMs girls who are interested in just trying something without putting it out to the entire world that she would do something would be a great way to find things out. If I post that I'm looking for a girl who will shit on my chest for once, a girl that would do that would be able to contact me directly as opposed to having to put it out there.

Girls, please don't PM me saying you'll shit on my chest. Thanks.