Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LuvPetites;2588846]I miss those places. They could be hit or miss as far as who you would meet, but every so often they had some real nice ones and truly young. I remember this one korean (I think), young, tiny and real nice set of real knockers on that tiny frame and another though slightly heavy-set was a real cute and young girl who really got into her job. It's too bad they are almost non-existent now.[/QUOTE]I miss those places too. They all just disappeared one day. Are there any left in town? PM if you like. I'm getting really bored with the AMP scene around here. Too many grannies with poor service.

I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590015]I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.[/QUOTE]You sure came to the right place. Now all you have to do is read the posts here. There are many reviews of numerous massage establishments and you should be able to find a place that will make you "happy ".

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590015]I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.[/QUOTE]If you struck out at those two then you are in the wrong game. Those were two softballs with slow pitches. You should have gotten a hit. Tell us exactly how the session went and maybe we can tell you what went wrong.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2590407]If you struck out at those two then you are in the wrong game. Those were two softballs with slow pitches. You should have gotten a hit. Tell us exactly how the session went and maybe we can tell you what went wrong.[/QUOTE]Well, with Water Street I really thought things we're going to end well. She asked if I wanted draping and I said no, so she didn't. When she massaged my arms she put my hands by her chest, and although I didn't know the etiquette I didn't get too handsy, but I didn't try and move away at all. When I flipped she moved up my legs by my inner thighs and I was certainly ready to go, but she just kinda kept going. Finished up the front, went and got a hot towel and wiped me down and that was it. Didn't really know what to make of it all. Didn't think I did anything wrong.

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590015]I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.[/QUOTE]1) Be friendly and open to starting a conversation. A scowl or introverted attitude will make her nervous.

2) Ditch the draping, or fold the towel so small it barely covers. If she tries to drape you, lightly protest that you can't relax with all the coverage and you'll feel too warm, etc. (If she absolutely refuses to let you go without the blanket, write it off as a legit massage.).

3) Leave a tip exposed under your car keys. She'll see that you're ready to pay-for-play, plus the kegs are a nice alarm if anyone dared to play with your cash as you relax.

4) Touching can become harassment in the wrong situation. Let your arms dangle. If she's game for it, her legs or waist will make themselves at home against your palms. After that, she'll probably ask if "everything feels OK". A reassuring tap of your palm or friendly finger glide will then keep the ball rolling.

5) What if she let's you go naked, brushes the boys with her arm "on accident," and still doesn't go for it? Try a little self-serve. The playful ones will massage around your own hand. At that point, you can gently place her hand on you, like an old-fashioned invitation to dance. The Asian's and Europeans are especially fond of that game.

6) There's the rare situation where the two of you click, but she's too fearful of playing at her place of work. I met my ATF this way. She was a legit therapist I met by chance at a spa in Brookfield. I helped her realize that she'd earn her own house fee plus tips if she ran our session from her apartment. I went from a legit covered massage, to body slide on a table from a slender and busty 20-something. Even though she moved on in life, it proved that with a little recon, some of the best things in life aren't found on Backpage or Craigslist.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2590701]1) Be friendly and open to starting a conversation. A scowl or introverted attitude will make her nervous.

2) Ditch the draping, or fold the towel so small it barely covers. If she tries to drape you, lightly protest that you can't relax with all the coverage and you'll feel too warm, etc. (If she absolutely refuses to let you go without the blanket, write it off as a legit massage.).

3) Leave a tip exposed under your car keys. She'll see that you're ready to pay-for-play, plus the kegs are a nice alarm if anyone dared to play with your cash as you relax.

4) Touching can become harassment in the wrong situation. Let your arms dangle. If she's game for it, her legs or waist will make themselves at home against your palms. After that, she'll probably ask if "everything feels OK". A reassuring tap of your palm or friendly finger glide will then keep the ball rolling.

5) What if she let's you go naked, brushes the boys with her arm "on accident," and still doesn't go for it? Try a little self-serve. The playful ones will massage around your own hand. At that point, you can gently place her hand on you, like an old-fashioned invitation to dance. The Asian's and Europeans are especially fond of that game.

6) There's the rare situation where the two of you click, but she's too fearful of playing at her place of work. I met my ATF this way. She was a legit therapist I met by chance at a spa in Brookfield. I helped her realize that she'd earn her own house fee plus tips if she ran our session from her apartment. I went from a legit covered massage, to body slide on a table from a slender and busty 20-something. Even though she moved on in life, it proved that with a little recon, some of the best things in life aren't found on Backpage or Craigslist.[/QUOTE]Me and night Owl have been doing this for years and I vouch for what he says. I usually keep the cover on and then do some light self serve outside the towel. When their hand is very close I will move it towards Mr. Happy.

A hand massaging their ass or thigh will send the right message. But the key is YOU have to send the message. Non verbal is best. Never verbally discuss what you are looking for and never discuss price. It will scare the crap out of them and think its a set up.

They know they can't get a tip of $40 or more unless they provide you with what you want. So keep it out and exposed.

I think I wandered into the bizarre massage world of Big Red. Wish I would have searched this forum a little closer first.

Found this ad. [URL]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/crs/5185002685.html[/URL].

Thought ok sounds good. Couple of emails, setup a time she sends me her address. I'm showered and on my way. As I drive past I see a big guy sitting in a lawn chair near the garage. What? I email her did I have the right address, is it cool etc. So I come back and this time she is in the garage. Ok. So I stop and go in with her. You can hear the young kids making a ruckus. Ok whatever, that isn't the first time. Down the basement we go, nice-ish rec room with a mattress on the floor. Ok getting a little weird. There is some sitting in the recliner a little past the bar. Introduce me, invite her to join for a four hand. Ok. Nice young brunette, seemed a little nervous. Then I understood why. The tall young man in the garage earlier was sitting there too. He is her son and the cute brunette is his girlfriend. She was up for a four hand and they all left the basement. Ok this is too weird. Then Red and the cute brunette comeback 100 for an hour of four hand with both. Ok I'm in. I know its crazy right. Well Red is a chatty lady and her and the cute brunette rub my back, glutes and legs for a nice 20 minutes or so. Then Red asks if I will massage her. Top off, bra off nice massage running my fingers in around her ass, mound and glutes. She was getting warm when she asked the cute brunette if she wanted a massage. Sure. So next thing this cute brunette is on the bed and I'm rubbing her back, legs and ass. Red disappears upstairs. What the hell am I into. I ask about her boyfriend and Red. "We are very close" was about all I got from her. I raise her sundress, rub her perky butt checks, thighs, and legs working my hands in between her upper thighs. I stroke her lips through her thong panties for a few moments until she guides my hands back to her ass. Then Red comes back I lay back down for a four handed, Red spitting, Russian finish.

Just too bizarre. Mother and Daughter in law.

Maybe its a "you have to experience it once" kind of thing.

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590677]Well, with Water Street I really thought things we're going to end well. She asked if I wanted draping and I said no, so she didn't. When she massaged my arms she put my hands by her chest, and although I didn't know the etiquette I didn't get too handsy, but I didn't try and move away at all. When I flipped she moved up my legs by my inner thighs and I was certainly ready to go, but she just kinda kept going. Finished up the front, went and got a hot towel and wiped me down and that was it. Didn't really know what to make of it all. Didn't think I did anything wrong.[/QUOTE]I haven't had much issues at most of the asian places, but my waters street experience was similar: nude, some sensualness and she got close while I was nude on the flip, then nothing. They even tried to get me to pay a higher than advertised price when leaving, I went along it and skipped the tip.

I'm guessing I occasionally give off a police vibe, though if I'm nude and rubbing on her you'd think that would make up for any vibe.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;2589797]I miss those places too. They all just disappeared one day. Are there any left in town? PM if you like. I'm getting really bored with the AMP scene around here. Too many grannies with poor service.[/QUOTE]Correct me if I'm wrong, but some have had luck at the one near mayfair and the current masseuse has legit pics up. Though is bit older, she's just my type, nice and tiny, but I've personally been burnt there in the past, high fee (140) up front for weak massage from a mature, heavy-set lady instead of hottie in pics, and then she wanted me to pay extra for touching her for self-service and more again for her helping hand, I told her thanks for the massage and left unsatisfied.

If anyone else knows of a place, I'd be grateful for a PM.

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590015]I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.[/QUOTE]Several reports of no extras at West Bend, so I wouldn't feel bad about that one. I've struck out at NM, contrary to others' experience. You aren't wearing your police uniform when you go for a massage, are you? Lots of information on the board, so help yourself to the info. In other words, read the posts of the past month or so and you will get the info you want.

Stopped in North Ave for the first time. Two girls working and I felt like I got the better of the two. Table shower was nice with attention to the right areas, massage was ok but then came the finish. I had to self service.

Now onto 92nd ST. Cash only just like North Ave. I went with the hour which my 10 minute ts took up part of. The massage was 15 minutes on my shoulders, teasing from the back and then flip. I was asked about tip pretty quick and had to get up to give it to her before we went forward. I was allowed to touch wherever but I was in and out front walking in the door to leaving in 45.

Neither place is a repeat for me. I get to self service at RO believe it or not and it's cheaper with a great massage.

[QUOTE=Bshale;2590015]I'm pretty new to this and am looking for some advice as a newbie. Tried water street and west bend and struck out.

I appreciate any help.[/QUOTE]Not strictly technique advice. Go to King on south 108th. You won't strike out there. It's just assumed.

Sorry this is a bit late (as will be my next one). Enjoyed the little place in Watertown about a week ago. Went for the hh at. 6. No ts, but a decent massage, lots of touching / teasing. On the flipped, she mentioned how happy my 'brother' seemed to be. She suggested that maybe I'd like to take care of him.

I replied that she should take care of him. It took quite a bit of coaxing, but eventually, she took care of business. Even let me suck on her tits a bit.

Tipped. 2 and was out.

Overall, not bad. I'll repeat at least once to see if service changes.

Again, this one's a little late.

Over the past 2 or 3 months, I've visited the place over on 27th. The one on the inside of 894. The first time was AWESOME. Girl looked to be < 50, decent figure, maybe 5'10 and 145 lbs.

She teased throughout the tableshower, flirting with it. Sorta like'oops, I just touched it. I'm soooo sorry", and then accidentally touching it again, all with a teasing look on her face.

During the massage, again, constant teasing and full handed strokes followed by back massaging, then down to do a single or double full handed stroke, then back to the massage.

She'd lift me by my hips, and milk me like a cow, then push me back down to massage some more.

Flipped me over and played with it slow and sensual. After I popped (and believe me, I popped hard!) she massaged me some more, and kept going back to try to pull on it again!

Holy awesome!

All told, I think I paid (with tip) around $1. 6. However, that was at least 2 months ago, if not more.

Second one was about a month after that. Didn't see that awesome girl, and asked if anyone else was in because the one receiving me was a bit older, and definitely plump. Nobody else there.

She said, so I figured what the hell go ahead with the massage, you're hear already. It was decent. Nice tableshower, nice ending, although a bit mechanical.

Don't recall what I paid for that one, but wouldn't have been any higher than the first.