Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jg3786;3318383]She has ads all over Backpage.[/QUOTE]As Jilly Bean? I'm missing them then.

First off let me say that I'm a Knoxville native and I've been keeping up with the AMP scene for over 25 years. I have seen many good ones come and go on Alcoa Highway and even in west Knoxville. We have shit now. Absolute shit.

Let me give you a good story though. I had to go to Philadelphia on business recently. Little did I know that Philly is the mecca of Asian massage parlors.

Did a little research first and picked a good one. Was greeted at the door and lead back by a probably 45-year-old Korean lady. Her body look like a 25-year-old. She started me out with a table shower. During the shower she was BBBJ and rimming.

At that point she take me back to the hot sauna and I waited for about 10 minutes.

She then proceeded to take me to the massage room where it was a bed not a massage table. Then she left me alone for a minute. About five minutes later another Korean lady came in and said that my therapist was very hungry and was eating and that she would be right back. About 10 minutes later she came in and gave me an extremely good massage and blew me till completion. She asked me if I wanted FS but I declined. She cracked my back put me in some Kama Sutra positions and gave me some pain patches for the road. Total damage $160.

Halleluja!

So my point is Tennessee AMPs don't suck.

[QUOTE=IsntKnown;3318116]Trying to find an ad for Jilly Bean. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Thanks!

IK.[/QUOTE]Just sent you a message in your inbox with the details.

Can one you guys pm Me the details on Jilly Bean. As to what is available and what's not?

I was all excited when I saw on Craigslist there is a new AMP in Farragut. It even advertised Reflexology just like Sevierville did so I was hoping it was like the old Sevierville days. No extras. TBH you would not want them. One lady about 65 doing the massage and she thinks its a good idea to use her fists on your hamstrings for some unknown reason. Avoid!! Its the one on Campbell Station Road.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;3319678]Can one you guys pm Me the details on Jilly Bean. As to what is available and what's not?[/QUOTE]I just wanted to say thank you for all the responses I got. You guys are great.

Seen our old friend W this evening. I have missed this gem and glad she's back. Any talk of her working with LEO is completely false. Can't wait to see her again. Thanks W for a great night.

New to the forum. Was going to head to Best Massage in Halls today but saw it shut down. Has anyone been to the Five Star Massage just down the street across from Weigels? Or Know anywhere around and Knox?

[QUOTE=Tylers32;3323707]New to the forum. Was going to head to Best Massage in Halls today but saw it shut down. Has anyone been to the Five Star Massage just down the street across from Weigels? Or Know anywhere around and Knox?[/QUOTE]Several reviews on the forum search Five Star.

It looks as if there's not much to choose from. I spent many a year running Alcoa Hwy, Clinton Hwy, and Chapman Hwy, and even in my youth I don't recall a lot of available action. I'm planning a quick visit in a week or two so any helpful advice would be appreciated. I've rtff and think I'm up to speed, but it never hurts to ask. If it's as desolate as it looks, I'll just hit BP when I arrive or swing by Raymond's (MTM) or something. Thanks!

GM.

[QUOTE=GrillMaster;3334839]It looks as if there's not much to choose from. I spent many a year running Alcoa Hwy, Clinton Hwy, and Chapman Hwy, and even in my youth I don't recall a lot of available action. I'm planning a quick visit in a week or two so any helpful advice would be appreciated. I've rtff and think I'm up to speed, but it never hurts to ask. If it's as desolate as it looks, I'll just hit BP when I arrive or swing by Raymond's (MTM) or something. Thanks!

GM.[/QUOTE]Check out my post below and PM me if you need additional info.

[QUOTE=GrillMaster;3334839]It looks as if there's not much to choose from. I spent many a year running Alcoa Hwy, Clinton Hwy, and Chapman Hwy, and even in my youth I don't recall a lot of available action. I'm planning a quick visit in a week or two so any helpful advice would be appreciated. I've rtff and think I'm up to speed, but it never hurts to ask. If it's as desolate as it looks, I'll just hit BP when I arrive or swing by Raymond's (MTM) or something. Thanks!

GM.[/QUOTE]The one on Clinton Hwy was even a church for a while, but I think even that is closed now. I think Interstate in Rockwood is still open, but I always thought they were overpriced for elderly providers.

TOFTT and saw Paige. Okay location off Middlebrooke pike. Not bad looking, slender, tan, attractively dressed in blouse and pretty summer skirt. Says she doesn't use a massage table, but a padded mat on the floor because larger or really tall men don't do well on the table. Makes sense as a logical reason and also a great excuse if you don't want to buy a real massage table. Anyway, before I stripped and hit the floor, I noticed her bra laying in the chair. I thought to myself that this was a good sign (but now realize that just like in movies, this was a "red herring. ".

She said she makes her own massage oil out of essential oils and herbs. Which is interesting, except she was out and needed to use "Extra Virgin Olive Oil," which she says is "great for the skin. " Okay. I'm going to be oiled up like a Thanksgiving turkey (but still thinking, "she's not wearing a bra for a reason".

I will say this: She has more muscles in her thumb and fingers than I do in my whole body. She put the hurt on me like she was an old girlfriend I never called again (and then banged her sister). Apparently, I have knots the size of Volvos in my back, and she wanted them out of my body. I am not ashamed to say that I may have cried a little.

She was also flexible, standing up and bending over me to do a lot of the massage. Impressive, but also a bit frustrating, since I was face down and couldn't look up her skirt (don't judge me, we are all pervs here).

She did give a nice ass massage and spent time on my upper thighs. When she had me flip, she rubbed my chest and then legs, bending over me and so close that if I were a younger man, I'd have poked her in the eye! Sadly, that is not an issue now.

Then I was notified that time was up. No extras. Which could be because I was cringing in pain and my penis had completely zoned out. But, I think it's possible she just does Legit, very painful massages.

Pros: If I can walk tomorrow, I think she worked some kinks out of my back that I didn't know I had.

Cons: Ouch. No Extras. She got on her phone a lot. Once for a long time trying to explain to her ex how to get around Knoxville. From the sound of his voice, he blames her for the traffic in W. Knox and for his inability to be in the right lane for every road he was supposed to turn on. (I told her I understood why he was her "ex. ".

[QUOTE=Mundane;3337532]TOFTT and saw Paige. Okay location off Middlebrooke pike. Not bad looking, slender, tan, attractively dressed in blouse and pretty summer skirt. Says she doesn't use a massage table, but a padded mat on the floor because larger or really tall men don't do well on the table. Makes sense as a logical reason and also a great excuse if you don't want to buy a real massage table. Anyway, before I stripped and hit the floor, I noticed her bra laying in the chair. I thought to myself that this was a good sign (but now realize that just like in movies, this was a "red herring. ".

She said she makes her own massage oil out of essential oils and herbs. Which is interesting, except she was out and needed to use "Extra Virgin Olive Oil," which she says is "great for the skin. " Okay. I'm going to be oiled up like a Thanksgiving turkey (but still thinking, "she's not wearing a bra for a reason".

I will say this: She has more muscles in her thumb and fingers than I do in my whole body. She put the hurt on me like she was an old girlfriend I never called again (and then banged her sister). Apparently, I have knots the size of Volvos in my back, and she wanted them out of my body. I am not ashamed to say that I may have cried a little.

She was also flexible, standing up and bending over me to do a lot of the massage. Impressive, but also a bit frustrating, since I was face down and couldn't look up her skirt (don't judge me, we are all pervs here).

She did give a nice ass massage and spent time on my upper thighs. When she had me flip, she rubbed my chest and then legs, bending over me and so close that if I were a younger man, I'd have poked her in the eye! Sadly, that is not an issue now.

Then I was notified that time was up. No extras. Which could be because I was cringing in pain and my penis had completely zoned out. But, I think it's possible she just does Legit, very painful massages.

Pros: If I can walk tomorrow, I think she worked some kinks out of my back that I didn't know I had.

Cons: Ouch. No Extras. She got on her phone a lot. Once for a long time trying to explain to her ex how to get around Knoxville. From the sound of his voice, he blames her for the traffic in W. Knox and for his inability to be in the right lane for every road he was supposed to turn on. (I told her I understood why he was her "ex. ".[/QUOTE]As well as being informative, this is a very entertaining and enjoyable review! Thanks.

Long time lurker, first post. I went out to pay the intriguing Chellla a second visit a few weeks ago. I think she's a great option if you're out in the Maryville area. She still offers a cup of green tea to put you at ease before getting started. I think she's a very attractive, intelligent woman who is into health foods and doesn't drink or smoke. She also seems to enjoy what she does and she does it well. Shower is necessary to wash the organic coconut oil off. Be careful not to knock the vice grips off the water supply in the shower. I wouldn't want to see her upset!