Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;6701609]The last eight reviewers of this parlor who claim visits with Yo-yo and Tina are fake profiles that follow the pattern of a name followed by three numbers and two letters. So yeah, it's the parlor owner and friends playing their version of CFG. My RM premium membership expires in two weeks. Given the flood of fake reviews, I'm not renewing.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the headsup. I was thinking of paying for RM membership, but couldn't get them to process my CCs. I suppose I was saved then.

[blue]Quoting them and "calling them out" contributes to the problem, have you ever heard the saying "these is no such thing as bad advertising?" By calling them out you requote the post and about 90% of the people who see it won't remember what you said, they will only remember that a lot of people are talking about them and go, just report them.

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[QUOTE=Obito528;6604483]Passed by after work wanted to give it a try, worse decision ever made.

Asked for a hour and she said $40.10 minutes (or less) mediocre massage, flipped, jackhammer the shit out of me and done in 15 minutes.

Probably feel a lot better if I finished myself. Stay away from this place.[/QUOTE]Might want to try it again. New owners and they are active in the business.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6701795]Thank you guys for debunking Kings. I'll stop wasting energy dropping by in the future.

While I'm here, I want to mention that I completely missed the boat on Kathy at Lotus last month. I dropped by and met her, posted that she is an attractive pre-MILF and that I could tell from her energy that she is a good time.

Bumped into her unexpectedly today in Seattle and she rocked my world. Incredible skill and energy. Looks part Korean to me but says she's full Chinese. More details in SEA Massage Thread.[/QUOTE]Kings is a FS establishment now. Standard rates. 6 to house and 1. 4 to the girl. Been over a month since I last stopped in. Service was a rushed and lots of interruptions. Seemed like a lot of other mongers had gotten wind of new talent. I almost left in mid-session but the provider was a trooper and saw me through to completion. She looked like a younger auntie but I don't mind those. Probably ok to swing in and check the talent if you're in the neighborhood but I wouldn't go out of my way.

Thought about asking for Anna but Rin seemed cute enough.

The bell kept ringing, recording saying the door is open, etc. , and there was a monitor in the room (noticed that at health valley also, is this becoming common?).

Rin seemed fun and playful, but as she started the massage started speaking in Chinese like she was talking to someone directly, and I sure as at #$ don't look like someone anyone else has ever assumed understands any Chinese. Ya, talking into her phone. This continued on and off throughout the massage.

And there was the smell of smoke.

BBBJ but didn't last long. CFS with some enthusiasm, but one position that I know is generally deeper than most she stopped me on during second thrust and switched.

It was fun, but there are better not too hard to find. If I saw her again I'd try and take greater advantage of the BBBJ, which was above average.

I think her name was Mya. Fast not great service. She had the biggest most unkept Bush I've ever seen. They're open late but I wouldn't repeat with her that's for sure.

[QUOTE=Woopooh;6703736]I think her name was Mya. Fast not great service. She had the biggest most unkept Bush I've ever seen. They're open late but I wouldn't repeat with her that's for sure.[/QUOTE]I like a retro Bush. Was she cute?

[QUOTE=TN1944;6703273]Might want to try it again. New owners and they are active in the business.[/QUOTE]Are you referring to the Vivi massage in Lynnwood? Wondering if anyone tried this place out yet to see what kind of line up they have. I'll be in town next week for business and thought about visiting. I believe a girl that was in FW a few weeks ago at Alice massage is working there. Her name was Kiki in her late 30's or early 40's with a pretty nice body and pretty face. She had a pretty strong massage and gave a decent BBBJ. Wondering who else they have working there.

Does anyone know how long Anna will be at Goddess? I haven't been able to see her yet but really want to see her before she leaves. From what I hear she is amazing.

Mia walked in and Introduced herself she was friendly but as soon as I saw her I couldn't connect with her, just couldn't. About 5 ft gall, slightly chubby (in a boxy way), high heels, a little darker complexion, unfresh kitty.

As she's stands infront of me her breath almost killed me. If I thought we didn't click before, now was even more horrible. It's not about age she's probably around 47/48 maybe early 50's.

She could've done everything right from that point on. I still wouldn't recommend her, just did not feel right. She was tight in CFS, she was not fresh so I skipped daty. Mia wasn't interested in anything, her touch was rushed, she was yawning in mish and looking up at the ceiling.

Maybe a bad day but I don't think so.

Win some lose some. I lost today and should have left but it's my fault for staying.

What happens if you get dressed and leave after 2 minutes, after paying? Anyone successfully asked the girl or the mamasan for the money back? Or texted the booker to express your dissatisfaction?

[QUOTE=BXbbf;6708056]Win some lose some.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6708378]What happens if you get dressed and leave after 2 minutes, after paying? Anyone successfully asked the girl or the mamasan for the money back? Or texted the booker to express your dissatisfaction?[/QUOTE]However, it was when I was visiting relatives down in California. I went to a very well know AMP named Lavender & after paying the house fee and tip (total) was led to a room where I stripped down & laid on the table naked for a good 20 minutes while I heard girls being fucked all around me. Not once did my provider come back into the room and I finally got so frustrated that I got up & put my clothes on.

One of the girls was in the hallway when I left the room and was shocked to see me. I asked for my money back and she tried to convince me to stay saying she'd take "real good care of me". I had lost all interest by now and said I just want my money back. So she went into a room, rummaged through her purse and returned all of my money.

But here's the good news. While laying on the table and knowing the eventual outcome I had formulated Plan B. So I drove over to another AMP I Had not tried yet and had my world rocked by a gorgeous 25 year old Chinese provider named Mia.

[QUOTE=AlexSfo0;6709353]Came in on a Friday night, First time trying Yoyo out, and she wanted to get started right aaway. TOok me into the room and started helping me take my clothes off. Once she got to the pants, she dropped them down and gave me a nice little preview. Then we made out DFK all the way from the couch to the table where she had me lay face down, for what I thought was a massage, but was actually her undressing, and rubbing her Cs all over my back. She followed that up with a cat bath before wiping me down and having me flip.

We made out some more, and her tongue roamed all over my body which felt very nice, before moving down to the boys and she gave them plenty of love. Her BJ skills were very on point and she can use that tongue in many different ways. She climbed on top, we did ACG, CG, Doggy, Missionary, and I came in the bag in Missionary.

What then followed was probably one of the best massages I've ever gotten here. Very relaxing, to the point where I almost fell asleep. She said she was done, and helped me dress and I was on my way out with some water and candy!

I met another lady on my way out said her name was Vivi or however you spell it.[/QUOTE]People on this board say Yo-Yo is gone forever, yet what you just described definitely sounds like yoyo. Is yoyo back!?

[QUOTE=Obito528;6604483]Passed by after work wanted to give it a try, worse decision ever made.

Asked for a hour and she said $40.10 minutes (or less) mediocre massage, flipped, jackhammer the shit out of me and done in 15 minutes.

Probably feel a lot better if I finished myself. Stay away from this place.[/QUOTE]You might want to try it again. New owners and they are active in the business. Good service, good time.

[QUOTE=AlexSfo0;6709353]Came in on a Friday night, First time trying Yoyo out, and she wanted to get started right aaway. TOok me into the room and started helping me take my clothes off. Once she got to the pants, she dropped them down and gave me a nice little preview. Then we made out DFK all the way from the couch to the table where she had me lay face down, for what I thought was a massage, but was actually her undressing, and rubbing her Cs all over my back. She followed that up with a cat bath before wiping me down and having me flip.

We made out some more, and her tongue roamed all over my body which felt very nice, before moving down to the boys and she gave them plenty of love. Her BJ skills were very on point and she can use that tongue in many different ways. She climbed on top, we did ACG, CG, Doggy, Missionary, and I came in the bag in Missionary.

What then followed was probably one of the best massages I've ever gotten here. Very relaxing, to the point where I almost fell asleep. She said she was done, and helped me dress and I was on my way out with some water and candy!

I met another lady on my way out said her name was Vivi or however you spell it.[/QUOTE]Just left M&M, got Eva. Solid massage, on the flip she offered HJ or BJ 100 for HJ 140 for BJ. I asked for FS and she said they don't do FS. I said someone else got FS there and this ***** called the manager on facetime and had her explain to me that they don't do FS. Waste of time, don't bother with it. Also heard another guy come in and ask for Boom Boom while I was haggling with the mamasan, the girl that met him at the door said, no boom boom loud as fuck. Mamasan also said Yo-Yo and Apple don't work there.