Strip Club Reports

Been reading the forum and was wondering what Unique's schedule was at Cheeks. It sounds like she would be fun to check out. I assume she is on night shift by the postings. I know this is only my second post but would hope you senior members could help a new member with what days she works?

[QUOTE=RacerX69;1988469]Been reading the forum and was wondering what Unique's schedule was at Cheeks.[/QUOTE]

I saw her on a Wednesday. It was REALLY slow and she was in the mood to bargain (my report is [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3829-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1928758&viewfull=1#post1928758]here[/url])

I did read report and noticed you where there on a Wednesday. Taco Hunter also posted that she was there on Tuesday News Years Eve. Was hoping someone could tell if Unique worked on weekends. Thanks for your reply.

X69.

Anyone remember sapphire from PT's Centreville? This is probably going back 5 or 6 years, but she offered a great HJ while I thumbed her a-hole...was skinny white chick, light brown hair and blue eyes. PM me if you know if she is still around. Thanks.

[QUOTE=RacerX69;1988469]Been reading the forum and was wondering what Unique's schedule was at Cheeks. It sounds like she would be fun to check out. I assume she is on night shift by the postings. I know this is only my second post but would hope you senior members could help a new member with what days she works?[/QUOTE]Unique is typically on the night shift, I personally prefer Jasmine the half Mexican chick. Amazingly hot.

What spots / strippers would you guys recommend for a long lunch hour trip on a weekday? Goal would be to find a hot stripper in a safe location (preferably centreville or wash park) with extras for under $. As always, your advice and recommendations are greatly appreciated!

Likatug.

[QUOTE=LikaTug;1995521]What spots / strippers would you guys recommend for a long lunch hour trip on a weekday? Goal would be to find a hot stripper in a safe location (preferably centreville or wash park) with extras for under $. As always, your advice and recommendations are greatly appreciated!

Likatug.[/QUOTE]Normally the gals don't really start dancing until closer to 2 PM and some of the Wash Park clubs you can get extras if you are nice to the ladies for under a $ but that also depends on what you are looking for?

The best bet is Dollies or Blondies or see'Mowes and Cheeks. Hollywood and Hustler's are no extras offered unless you cough up mega bucks.

As I leave Dollies, I think I will have to head back to Hollywood. I am seriously considering just calling it a night and leaving all together, but after being in Dollies I think it is important to test that I can still get a hard on. As I get back to the intersection with the highway, I see Miss Kitties and I have not heard good things about it, but think it can't be worse than Dollies, can it? Upon entering Miss Kitties the positive side is there are some better looking dancers than Dollies. I count 12 peelers, unfortunately many of the 12 belong at Dollies with Two 1's, Three 2's, Two 3's, Two 4's, Two 5's, and One 6. Normally in Detroit I try for 7,8 or 9. Occasionally I will dip down into a 6. Here I am hoping for the 6.

Immediately upon entering one of the ugliest dancers comes over tells me her name and starts grabbing my dick. Normally I like having my dick fondled but she is way to gross for me to get hard and I tell her I need some time to settle in. There is a fun party atmosphere in here, and some of the girls actually do dance on stage. Mind you, most are not attractive enough that you want to watch them dancing, and you are more likely to pay them to get dressed than to take their cloths off, but at least they are pretending to be a strip club. During the next 20 minutes the majority of the peelers make there way over to me and it seems the uglier ones tend to approach first. One of the girls who is a 5 never comes over. The other who is a 5 comes over, but I am thinking I should go with the 6. So I tell the girl who is a 5, to give me 30 minutes and come back. Both girls who are 5's have the start of a protruding stomach, but at least their stomach is smaller than mine. All the other girls have a bigger stomach than me, except for the 6 who actually has a sexy looking stomach. Her name is Portia, and she is a tall black girl. I am guessing 5' 9'. She has firm real Ccup breasts. Normally Ccup are too big for me, but since she is so tall they look good and I like them. I might even rate her a 7 except she has one of the worst hair extension jobs I have seen, definitely putting her firmly in the 6 category. She sits down on my lap and immediately grabs my dick. Finally for the first time tonight I start to get hard. It feels good to be hard and she is stroking it. I am like go ahead and stroke away. Which she does for about 3 songs until it seems her arm gets tired. She repositions her panties so I can see her pussy and tells me I can touch it which I do for about 30 seconds but say I would rather have her rub my dick than rub her pussy. She tells me she is 23, but using stripper math I think that means she must be 27. She is clearly under 30.

When she resumes stroking my dick, I get hard again and she asks me if I would like her to ride on it? I say no I didn't come here for that. She asks if I would like a hand job? I say no, I need more than that. So she asks if I want a blow job? And I say yes, and she seems like she would have preferred either of the other options. I ask how much and she says 60. I say at the end of the BJ, I want to do COF. She sits there stoically for about 45 seconds and finally says that will be 100. I agree. We go off to sit on the chairs in the VIP area and she is immediately trying to suck my dick. I am like hold on, I need a couple of warm up dances, I want to suck on your tits and feel you up. She is not really into it, but does kneel there and let me grope her. Her only movement is to repeatedly try to get at my dick. She can't figure out how to untie my pants, so I finally show her how to get my dick out. Not that bright this Portia. I stop her before she puts my cock in her mouth and give her a condom and ask her to put it on. She seems perplexed by this and can't figure out how to use it, trying to force roll it on the wrong way. I tell her it is ok, I will help get it on. Again not that bright this Portia.

With the condom on, I would say that technically she is giving me a BJ. She puts it in her mouth sucks 2 or 3 times, takes it out, looks around the room and jerks it 20 times and then repeats. After a minute a two of this, I say this is not working, you have to do a real BJ, where you suck it for a few minutes. She says that she doesn't want to get caught doing it. We are in a very visible area, but it doesn't bother me, if someone wants to watch me get a BJ. I said well I will never be able to cum like this, and I am intending to stand up and shoot it on your face. She suggests how about she just jerks me off until I cum. I respond no, I want more than that. So she says they do have a private room that they rent by the hour. It costs 125 to rent the room, and since she will be there a whole hour she needs 250 instead of 100. I know this is the cut your losses or dive in deeper moment. I don't like the upsell, but I do want to get my dick sucked and cum on her face. So I say, ok I will pay 125 for the room, but not 250 to her. I will pay 100 for the BJCOF, and then 1 dollar a minute for her time so that will be 160. She say make it 180 and we have a deal. I say ok. 305 for a BJ and facial, is ridiculously high, and I know I am getting taken advantage of.

She asks for the money up front, and I say I will pay the 125 room fee now, but the 180 comes at the end of the session. She leads me through a door to another room as big as the club and we are the only ones in there. There is a dark corner with a couch and that is where we go. Again Portia immediately goes after my dick. I say stop we have a whole hour, so I want to spend at least 5 minutes sucking on your tits. She allows me to do this, but she basically sits on my lap and doesn't move at all, almost like she is a statue. After about 5 minutes she asks if I am ready now. I say ok, but I tell her none of this starting and stopping BJ. You need to suck it continuously. I don't know about you other guys, but if a girl is blowing me I struggle to last for more than 10 minutes, unless she is terrible at it.

Portia does a decent job, it is not the best BJ I have ever had but it is at least average probably a little better than average. I am checking my watch the whole time, and make sure she sucks it for a good 10 minutes, we actually got above 12 minutes, but I would say the last 3 minutes I was really struggling not to cum. So I say ok, I am ready and I stand up. She gets up off her knees and sits down on the couch. She bends forward and rests her chin on her hand. Then she seems to go into a trance, she looks almost catatonic, as she doesn't move at all and it looks as if she is hardly breathing. It creeps me out a little bit, but I don't ponder it long, as I put my dick next to her cheek stroke it for about 20 seconds. And unload 8 huge cum splooges all over her face and the right side of her hair. She has no reaction to this, except to blink her eyes to get the cum away from them. After I finish she does move and reaches into her purse to get some Kleenex, but it is not nearly enough. Fortunately I stopped by Mcdonalds earlier in the day and grabbed some extra napkins. As she is cleaning up she says that was interesting. I said you never had a facial before? And she said not from a white guy. And she said that was a lot of cum, and asks if most white guys cum that much. I tell her no, I don't think so, I cum more than most. She isn't very motivated to clean up, and I have to tell her several times she still has cum on her face and in her hair before it is at least not visible by a casual glance.

She says ok, it is time to pay her. I said we have a whole hour, and we have only been back here for 20 minutes, I said that still leaves 40 more minutes. I want to feel you up and get hard again. She says look we both came back here so you could bust your nut and you did it. Session is over. I say ok, that is different from what we negotiated but I don't need the drama so I will comply. She says if I pay her 40 more to 220, then she will stay the extra 40 minutes. I say no way I already paid you for those 40 minutes, I am not going to pay again. I think I should deduct 40 dollar from the price and only pay her 140. But I do not. Then she asks for a tip. I say I don't think that she deserved a tip. She starts to argue and says that she sucked it for a long time like I wanted and let me cum on her face and in her hair. She said that deserves a tip. So I say fine. I reach into my pocket a pull out two unused condoms and give them to her. She looks at me confused and says what is this? I say first based on our experience in the beginning I think you need to practice with them, and second I just wanted you to know that I had them and my plan was to stay and do a second pop. Since you are the only girl in here I find attractive I would have paid you for a second session later tonight and used one of those condoms, I might have even done a third session which could have been another 100 or 200 dollars for you. But since you changed the terms of our deal, I no longer want to do another session with you and am going to leave the bar now. So I don't need the condoms and am giving them to you as a tip. She looked stunned, confused and shut up for the first time since emerging from her catatonic state.

With that I walked out of the back room and head directly to the door. I did look back as I exited the club and saw her appearing from the back room.

All in all I visited 4 clubs and can't say I had a good time at any of them. Yes I did get two loads out. But it was more mechanical than fantasy. In general the girl quality is way below want I am used to Detroit. While there were some ok girls, really I didn't find any 8's or 9's, and even in the best clubs there was a large number of 4's and 5's.

In general it just wasn't fun. The girls didn't seem sexy. It was expensive and rushed. I am going to request my work send someone else to St. Louis. I wouldn't make any special trip to go there. If I happened to be there I could wander in again, and with the right expectations, a person could have a good time. I am sure the local guys are socialized to this being normal. But since I know so much better is possible, I am more inclined to save my hard earned dollars for a much better experience. As I leave Washington Park, I would say my primary feeling is disappointment as this was significantly below my expectations.

I really hadn't thought much about going anyplace beside Hustler. I am not ready to go back to Hollywood. The only other club with posting activity is Dollies. I already think this is a bad choice. I hope maybe the negative posts are to keep guys away and I will be pleasantly surprised. I arrive and Dollies is a dump. That is fine I have had some great times in dumps. Looking on the positive side they have more dancers than Hustler, I count 9. There are 6 customers, most are wearing blue jeans, but there is one guy wearing a business suit and he looks really out of place. The majority of the customers and the dancers appear to be in an advanced state of intoxication. This is surprising as it is only early evening. No one is dancing, but there is some type of rollicking conversation going on and people seem to be enjoying themselves. I have now learned that Dollies is the peeler graveyard where old peelers go to die. The majority of the dancers are eligible for social security. And there is not a single peeler who is smaller than me. I am not a linebacker but I am a decent sized guy. I would describe the best looking peeler in the place as a 3, with most of the peelers being 1's or 2's. I figure since I am here I should give it a full 20 minutes. Who knows maybe the hot one is still in the dressing room or the gem is in the private area with a guy. During my time here each (I can't really call them girls, I would say grandma) comes over and introducers herself. To say my dick is totally limp, would be a gross understatement. It is more like I want rip my dick off my body and never touch a girl again. I leave after 20 minutes confident that if I had stayed a whole hour I would have decided to become permanently celibate.

All week I have been in St. Louis, and did not have the urge to cross the river back into Illinois, however on my return trip to Chicago, I have to drive right by. Of course I am horny. And I think just because the first experience was mediocre maybe the second will be better. I really am not up for a repeat of Hollywood, so I think I should try Hustler.

I arrive in the late afternoon, the parking lot a has a good number of cars in it. When I enter the lady says go on it, no cover today. I think this is a good start. It looks much more how a strip club should, with stages that actually have polls. It is appropriately dark, and there is no porn. All positives.

Despite all the cars I only see 1 guy sitting at a table, I go and sit down a few tables away. No one is dancing, and the waitress is quickly over to take my drink order. When she returns with the drink she tells me that they only have one dancer working now. I look at her like are you kidding? I said will you have more later?, and she said oh yes, second shift starts soon. I took this to mean at least 3 hours before anyone else shows up. I figure I ought at least check out the peeler, after all it only takes 1 to have a good time.

10 minutes later Charm takes the stage. Both myself and the other guy go to sit at the stage. She says she is 19, but I think older using the stripper math rule of plus 4. I am guessing 23. She has a good body and nice tits, I would rate her a 7. At the end of her dance she says to both me and the other guy since she is the only one here she doesn't know which one of us she should go sit with. I tell her I am not in a hurry, she can sit with the other guy.

Charm goes to smoke a cigarette, then she sits with the other guy for only about 5 minutes, and walks over to my table. She is wearing shirt so I can't enjoy seeing her tits. She is wearing glasses which she didn't have on during her stage dance, they make her look a little nerdy. She sits down and starts telling me all about the differences between day shift and night shift, and what a hard worker she is, and she likes working at Hustler because it is a clean club. She said one of the things she doesn't like is when other stripper lead guys on to think they will make the guys cum. She said that just doesn't happen in this kind of club. I am thinking, ok, that is why I am here. I was hoping you are going to make me to cum. After about 5 minutes of conversation she finally comes up for air and I get a chance to say something, so I say the thing I don't like about strippers is when they wear glitter. She says. Yeah, once you put glitter on it spreads everywhere like herpes. I have never heard a peeler use herpes in her hustle before but it is a major turn off. She resumes talking, I am not even sure what she is talking about because I am still trying to process the herpes comment. I am thinking, did she just tell me she has herpes. Shortly she goes back on stage to dance and I decide it my time to leave.

So I review the line up again. There are 8 girls dancing which is appropriate for the number of customers. Three are 4's, One 5, One 6, and Three 7's. Eva is the name of the girl that Ryder said is busy and Eva keeps her top on again but I tip her at the stage and after her set she comes over. She has a much better hustle and tells me she is from Iowa and 25. I believe her as she looks more like 22. She said she has been working at Hollywood for 4 years but usually takes a few months off each year. Everything about her from attitude to energy to intelligence to hustle is better. While we are talking she has her hand on my left thigh and is slowing massaging it up my leg. She brushes her fingers against my balls and I tense up. She smiles and takes her finger and pokes my dick. I immediately get hard. She says would a like a more private dance. I say yes. She offers a suite and says it is 100 for the house and 300 for her. I probably should have seen if I could negotiate it down, but I just said that won't be happening. She responded that we can do VIP which are 25 per song, and she said that she will still take care of me poking my dick when she said the word care. She also tells me there are cameras and I need to keep my cloths on.

We go back and she has me lie on the bed. Finally she takes her top off. I was worried she would have fake tits or have some problem but they are great. They are firm bcups and feel really nice to squeeze and suck on. About half way through the song she flips over lays down in the 69 position. She is very short and has her pussy an inch or two from my face, and it smells good. She is using her hands to manually stroke my dick through my pants. At the end of song 1, I suggest we move to the chair. She starts off facing me for more breast licking and fondling then turns around to use her ass. She lets me set the rhythm and pace. She is really doing a good grind. At the end of the song she asks if I want her to keep going. I say yes, tell her I am close to cumming. She seemed to know that already and continues her grind. About half way through the song I feel my load shooting out. She complains that she felt some wetness seep through my pants. I told her I cum a lot and that just means she did a good a job. Although it was only 3 songs I give her 100 and she seems happy with that.

I go back to the main room and there is only 1 other girl worth getting dances from and I need at least an hour recovery time. I decide the VIP is not that good and not worth trying for a second pop.

I have become too spoiled in Detroit clubs where I take my dick out when I get in the VIP, and for the same 100 I can get a BJ. For my first cum, I like to do a facial. In Detroit I seem to always want to stick around for a second or third pop.

I could see how a person could like Hollywood if they didn't know of anything better. I would say it is a mediocre experience. If I happen to be driving by I could stop in again, but I wouldn't make a special trip.

After many years of hearing about East Saint Louis, I finally had the chance to do a drive through. I RTFF, and found much of the information. But I know there is no substitute for first hand knowledge.

I opt for Hollywood as they are supposed to have the best looking girls. Fugly girls make my dick soft. I get there Sunday afternoon an hour after opening. There are maybe 20 cars in the parking lot. The first thing I notice is this is the brightest strip club I have ever been in. I head to the bar and order a drink and look around the room. There are very few peelers and few customers. I largely ignore the porn, accept my eyes do tend to wander to TV for the close up of the girls face right before she gets jizzed on.

The first girl up on stage is a blond with a stomach bigger than mine. I would rate her a 4. The next girl has nice tits and a smaller stomach but still too big of a stomach for me. I rate her a 5. Next girl is a spinner and I think ok, that is what I am looking for until she takes off her top and tits are deflated, making her a 6. Another blond who belongs to the big stomach club, I rate her a 4. Then finally another spinner, top comes off, and her tits look great. I think ok she is the one for me and I move to the stage.

It was fun doing the stage groping. After her set she comes to sit with me. Her name is Ryder. I suppose it is to imply she will ride your cock, but all I can think about is Ryder Trucks and think it is a lame name. I buy her a drink, and she starts with a weird hustle. She says she is still hung over from yesterday. Now I have had peelers tell me they are drunk, but what is the point in saying your hung over. She might as well have said I am lousy company. She continues and says she has a 3 year old kid. I don't care and I don't want know. Your kids are not part of my fantasy. She says she is 21. She has only been working here for 2 days. She talks about what a hard worker she is at this job and her other jobs. She apparently danced and PT Brooklyn, but didn't bother to tell them she was quitting. She just didn't show up. I don't know why people do that, why is it difficult to text or call and say I quit. Ok so Ryder is not that nice a person. I didn't come here for her personality it was for her hot body. She is pretty hot, I would say all the piercings in her lips and ears reduce her looks to a 7. She tells me she played soccer which is where her spinner body comes from. There is a pause in the conversation and she takes out her phone and plays with it while she smokes a cigarette.

I use this time to watch the stage show, after Ryder was a hot girl, just on the border of being a spinner, her belly is starting to out dent but she still looks hot. I would rate her a 7. She does not take off her top while she dances, I comment about the peeler keeping her top on and Ryder says oh she is a busy girl, she was in the VIP all night yesterday. I file that information for later because usually the busiest girls are busy for a reason. Ryder resumes playing with her phone. Next on stage is the largest girl in the club and another 4. Then another girl on the spinner border I rate her a 7.

At this time Ryder has finished with her phone and turns her attention back to me. She starts to stroke my thigh and I reciprocate by stroking her thigh. She crosses her legs. I uncross them several times but with in a few moments she has crossed them again. So I touch her stomach for a while which is nice and flat. She is wearing a top that hides her tits so I don't get to enjoy looking at them. Our conversation has stalled again so she asks if I would like a VIP. I say sure, and think since I am here I should try it out. She explains that we are on camera and she will grind on me but I need to keep my cloths on and my dick in my pants.

The VIP rooms have a bed and couch. I am confused on where to go. She suggests the bed. So I sit down on the bed, she takes her top off and I start licking and sucking on her tits. They are really good tits. At one point she pushes me backward on the bed and climbs on top of me and starts grinding her pussy on my dick. It feels good although I doubt I could cum like this. It is surprisingly fast that she says the song is over, do I want another one. I say yes, and she scoots up and puts her pussy by my face, I thought I would like this, but when she gets close, I inhale and I smell stinky pussy. I need to get her pussy out of my face. So I ask if we can move to the chair. In the chair she grinds on me but is constantly changing her speed and motion so that I can't get her into a good rhythm. I grab her hips and try to guide her into a good motion but she is intentionally not cooperating. So when the song is up I pay her and we return to the main room. I had assumed she would move on but she comes back to my table takes out her phone and starts playing with it again. I am not sure if she is expecting another drink, but I decline when the waitress comes around.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;1998555]In general it just wasn't fun. The girls didn't seem sexy. It was expensive and rushed. I am going to request my work send someone else to St. Louis. I wouldn't make any special trip to go there. If I happened to be there I could wander in again, and with the right expectations, a person could have a good time. I am sure the local guys are socialized to this being normal. But since I know so much better is possible, I am more inclined to save my hard earned dollars for a much better experience. As I leave Washington Park, I would say my primary feeling is disappointment as this was significantly below my expectations.[/QUOTE]Sorry that you had such a bad experience. I think you are right that the local guys are acclimated. We know things like:

1) You don't go to Hollywood or Hustler if you are looking for extras.
2) You don't go on a Sunday afternoon.
3) Dollies girls are skanky and bottom of the barrel for looks, but you can get a BJ for $40 or less.
4) The VIP room at Miss Kitty's is a ripoff (seriously, you paid $300 for a BJ with COF with a girl you describe as a 7 at best).

It seems like your best experience was $100 for a three-song bed/chair dance with a girl at Hollywood who got you off with grinding. That's good for you, but not what I'm looking for when I visit Washington Park.

Marelobo Mex -.

Did you go during the day for these visits? I only ask because I have not really had a bad experience with the girls at Hollywood. Also, I have had a couple tell me about the 'cameras' in the back room but once they mention that I will not go in the back. If a girl doesn't mention them I ask if there are cameras. If they say yes, again, no visit to the back. If they don; t know what I am talking about or say no, there is a good chance my dick is coming out.

Hustler is trying to make their money as a legit club, to the point the last time I was there I saw a girl get fired for putting hands down my pants for no more than 10 seconds to 'readjust' me to a better position for her to grind on. I am sure you CAN get extras there if you pay for the super VIP room for over $500.

Miss Kitty's and Dollies are places to stay away from if you are looking for high quality girls. Dollies is always my last stop if I have not nutted that night or spent way too much already.

Excellent reports and fucking funny. Love the term Peeler.

Sunday afternoon is tough. Penthouse is much better talent and you can get extras. Same with PTs Brooklyn and Roxys. They are not as good in talent but much better than Kitty's or Dollies.

What clubs do you go to in Detroit? I go there on business often and would like your advice.

J.