Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Loving302]THAT IS STRANGE !! I go there every week and am treated like royalty. I won't go into details but I couldn't ask for too much more. I have been with both Ginny and Mya and they are incredible.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Must have been an off day because she is certainly popular. I drove by today mid afternoon and folks were passing each other coming and leaving by the front door and the back! Those girls were working it!

I'm not one for crowds so I kept on going. Besides...it's Friday. All you have to do is pay for a drink or two and you're going to get some at any of Orlando's hangouts.

I think to myself how much should I tell on this open forum. I have come to the conclusion is that it depends upon what you want.

If you want to share a reliable (or non-reliable) location/therapist, go ahead and share.

If you want to brag about an experience with Essence, Krystal, Rose, or Fagine (all made-up names) taking your "twinkie" and squeezing out the "creme" (or whatever), that is up to you.

My style is to give you a high-level, generic report on my experience at a location with a particular provider. I prefer not to go into details, especially if I am reporting on a named provider.

There are certain locations and experiences that I will give reports on, and there are those that are not going to be reported. The experiences that I do not report on are because of a trust between myself and the provider. The provider has either asked me not to say anything, or I have proactively decided not to report on it. My reasoning is simple: I do not want to ruin a good thing.

My premium, 5-star providers are discrete, beautiful, charming, intelligent, and charismatic ladies that give extra attention to those clients they trust. I shall not ruin that trust for a Godfather status on this forum.

The places that I do report on are the AMPs that rotate the ladies through frequently: i.e. offload the PODS container in the back monthly. If I report on a new tall girl named Sequoia, next month she will be shipped to Dallas and renamed Ariss (Alice: but she can't pronounce her "r"s). It won't matter if I give full or basic details on this place (we all should know them by now).

I am done with my long-winded, somewhat humorous thesis. Just sharing some information that I have come by from mistakes and successes over my many years of mongering (off an on).

Let's be careful out there.

I told myself I would never get into these off-topic discussions, but I have succumbed...

Here is my theory on reporting - the point of this board is for us all to help each other out - if my posting isn't going to do that, then it isn't worth posting. Could what I've put up here be used by LEO? I suppose so, but I am pretty sure he already knows where the good spots are. I've never walked into an AMP and not come out happy - I am sure LEO could walk in and cause problems for them whenever he wants - he doesn't need any secret info from us to do so.

I've been called out a few times for providing too much info - but I put it up there in the hope that it helps out someone else.

If someone wants to brag about getting laid, so be it - go right ahead. But if you can't post enough info to help someone else out, what's the point of putting it here? I know that over the couple of years that I have been here, I have gotten some great info from the other guys on this board - I really appreciate the info and the help and hope I can do the same for others.

Well, with that said, in an attempt to redeem myself I will try to tack on some relevant info - I headed out by Asahi the other night and was suprised to find it locked up rather early in the evening. Has anyone been over there recently? Has anything changed, are they still there?

[QUOTE=Orlando Seeker]I told myself I would never get into these off-topic discussions, but I have succumbed...

Here is my theory on reporting - the point of this board is for us all to help each other out - if my posting isn't going to do that, then it isn't worth posting. Could what I've put up here be used by LEO? I suppose so, but I am pretty sure he already knows where the good spots are. I've never walked into an AMP and not come out happy - I am sure LEO could walk in and cause problems for them whenever he wants - he doesn't need any secret info from us to do so.

I've been called out a few times for providing too much info - but I put it up there in the hope that it helps out someone else.

If someone wants to brag about getting laid, so be it - go right ahead. But if you can't post enough info to help someone else out, what's the point of putting it here? I know that over the couple of years that I have been here, I have gotten some great info from the other guys on this board - I really appreciate the info and the help and hope I can do the same for others.

Well, with that said, in an attempt to redeem myself I will try to tack on some relevant info - I headed out by Asahi the other night and was suprised to find it locked up rather early in the evening. Has anyone been over there recently? Has anything changed, are they still there?[/QUOTE]

We agree in principle. I am 100% in favor on reporting good times and bad. For me, I have better luck being careful what I post >>only<< because some providers prefer it that way.

Many "legit" providers have done wonderful things without mentioning price/tip. The only request was: "What happens in the therapy room stays in the therapy room." Not all providers ask this of me, and I use my best judgment in what to post.

Some providers are in school and need to pay for tuition. They will offer extras only to those they trust. It is only a matter of trust. They trust me and I expect discretion: quid pro quo.

Other providers are fresh off the boat. The ones I may offer a full report on are the Container Chicks (those shipped in containers overseas: not seriously). If the chick does not offer her "name" after I introduce myself on our first session, then respect has not been earned nor asked for.

For those that would be interested in an example of a fully reportable place: Massage Parlor on US-192 (in front of Sam's Club). My last visit, the provider (let's call her Smash Mouth: if you have had her, you know what I mean) would not provide her name (jokingly). The back door to the place was open, and there were flying insects in the place. Add to that, the rooms are not fully enclosed at the top (not very private). After the flip, Smash Mouth does go ahead and told me a story called "jackin' the beanstalk". I left happy, but not something that I would call a superior experience.

These ladies do a difficult job. If all of their clients were like the decent, caring people on the board (L/E excluded), their jobs would be much easier. I try to make it less difficult for them, and I have been rewarded many times over. I am no Brad Pitt (well, maybe only in looks), but when you treat your provider right, she will reciprocate.

Sorry for the long-winded, foot-long word report. Keep up the great reports. Good or bad, we can all learn from each other's experiences.

Coitus More Ferarum (latin for Doggy Style). Be safe.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100] Coitus More Ferarum (latin for Doggy Style). Be safe.[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing you didn't do too well in your latin classes. LOL

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]I'm guessing you didn't do too well in your latin classes. LOL[/QUOTE]Doggy style (also known as doggie position, or in Latin more ferarum) is a group of sex positions in which the receiving partner crouches on all fours, while the inserting partner penetrates the receiving partner's vagina or anus from behind. This name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating (see canine copulation. It is also known as retrocopulation, or simply rear entry.

coitus [koh-it-uss, koh-ish-un] or coition

Noun
sexual intercourse [Latin coire to meet]

Just used wrong I think but havent taken latin in a long time.

[QUOTE=Nefan2975]Doggy style (also known as doggie position, or in Latin more ferarum) is a group of sex positions in which the receiving partner crouches on all fours, while the inserting partner penetrates the receiving partner's vagina or anus from behind. This name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating (see canine copulation. It is also known as retrocopulation, or simply rear entry.

coitus [koh-it-uss, koh-ish-un] or coition

Noun
sexual intercourse [Latin coire to meet]

Just used wrong I think but havent taken latin in a long time.[/QUOTE]

I quite like French too LOL!

V

PS. Sorry I have not been able to report anything new yet. My premium, 5- star girl (as G100 puts it) has been a little demanding on my time since I have been in Florida this time so there's been no opportunity for me to go and "experiment". Hopefully soon though but I'm not complaining......!!

Hey guys

Went to see Teresa in Lake Mary the other day....and while the drive is a bit of a distance for me, it was definitely worth it.

She is an older woman but has a great touch when it comes to the massage, her skils are so good I left extremely happy.

If Im up in that part of town will repeat.

Went out for a massage and stopped by Asahi. Met Heidi, an older Korean (? ) lady. Good service, good massage, and I really enjoyed the whole experience. 8 for an hour wasn't bad.

Wanted some independent massage today since recents reports seem to indicate a lack of happiness at the AMPs.

Called Cheryl up, 407-312-4515, she answers. 100 for hour. She stays at the home suite home on primrose and 50.

DON"T GO!

Well do go if you want someone to cry in your beer with you, stong smelling lotion wiped on you not rubbed then on flip she asked you want something done with that? She makes Kay seem 4 star. (you older guys know what I mean.) I sure do miss Vivian and her variety she provided.

I know many of you mongers are now going to NT quite often as you would think the Magic are now playing there home games at the parlor as the parking lots are always PACKED. Just warning you guys, I think Uncle LEO might be investigating this place. I saw a suspicious looking tinted SUV there a couple days ago, parked about a block away with a couple of LEO's inside. I went to the Publix around the corner for about 45 minutes and on my way back downtown, the SUV was still there. You have been warned.

I said it before and I will say it again, this place is being WAY TOO wreckless. I have not seen such a disregard for uncle LEO since the old Luon Quan Massage Parlor in Altamonte a few years back. If any of you lads ever made it to this place before uncle LEO shut them down, that was a good time. I had an awesome experience there where I got FS from a beautiful Chinese girl with implants who could barely speak english. Those were the good ole days! I digress though. Either NT has a major hook up inside the crooked MBI or they unfortunately are going down very soon. There overly suggestive advertising and open menu are a ticking time bomb. There are other places in the city that offer similar menu offerings but NT is just putting themselves WAY TOO much out there. I hope I'm wrong as this has been my local favorite for a while now, but as I said before, Uncle LEO maybe stupid but he is not blind.

Be safe lads.

Seen some mixed reviews here so thought I would TOFTT as my regular provider is "not fully" available for a few days if you get my drift...

Decided I couldn't be bothered to drive down to St Pete's (wish I had now) and headed up to Altamonte without booking ahead.

For those not wanting to read the rest of this report the bottom line is that I would not repeat and I would not recommend.

Mama greeted me and asked if I had been there before and I told her it was my first time but I had seen some recommendations. I asked for Bonnie as I had heard about her but Mama told me she was on vacation.

Mama was very pleasant and took me to the room and told me to undress and wait a few minutes. I noticed that the doors were sliders with no locks. Hmm .... Provider came in (Judy) and to be honest I was a little shocked as she seemed to be walking a little like a hunchback. I think she has some kind of handicap. I felt a bit sorry for her but I have to say it didn't help the general "expectation".

Anyway, the TS was good where she ensured that everything was thoroughly clean.

Massage was just about average and after back and legs she moved to more sensitive areas where I soon found that I needed to flip. She sorted out that problem, cleaned up and then draped me (I had no problem with that). She then massaged my head and my legs and said all done! Well, I don't think so! I told her that according to the clock in the room there's about 10 mins left (at least). She was not very happy to continue. I hate having to say they have stolen some time - I just hate it...

Reluctantly it seemed, she did my feet and a bit more on my legs and finished up. I think I was still under time (and yes, I had allowed the TS time in the hour).

Gave her a Jackson and she was not happy at all. Kept me there for a minute or so arguing. I hate that too. I was close to taking the damn note away from her if she didn't like it ...

Bottom line is that I would not repeat and I would not recommend.

And the worst thing is that I pretty much drove right past ToA to get there!!!

[QUOTE=Viamx]Seen some mixed reviews here so thought I would TOFTT as my regular provider is "not fully" available for a few days if you get my drift...

Decided I couldn't be bothered to drive down to St Pete's (wish I had now) and headed up to Altamonte without booking ahead.

For those not wanting to read the rest of this report the bottom line is that I would not repeat and I would not recommend.

Mama greeted me and asked if I had been there before and I told her it was my first time but I had seen some recommendations. I asked for Bonnie as I had heard about her but Mama told me she was on vacation.

Mama was very pleasant and took me to the room and told me to undress and wait a few minutes. I noticed that the doors were sliders with no locks. Hmm .... Provider came in (Judy) and to be honest I was a little shocked as she seemed to be walking a little like a hunchback. I think she has some kind of handicap. I felt a bit sorry for her but I have to say it didn't help the general "expectation".

Anyway, the TS was good where she ensured that everything was thoroughly clean.

Massage was just about average and after back and legs she moved to more sensitive areas where I soon found that I needed to flip. She sorted out that problem, cleaned up and then draped me (I had no problem with that). She then massaged my head and my legs and said all done! Well, I don't think so! I told her that according to the clock in the room there's about 10 mins left (at least). She was not very happy to continue. I hate having to say they have stolen some time - I just hate it...

Reluctantly it seemed, she did my feet and a bit more on my legs and finished up. I think I was still under time (and yes, I had allowed the TS time in the hour).

Gave her a Jackson and she was not happy at all. Kept me there for a minute or so arguing. I hate that too. I was close to taking the damn note away from her if she didn't like it ...

Bottom line is that I would not repeat and I would not recommend.

And the worst thing is that I pretty much drove right past ToA to get there!!![/QUOTE]

None of that sounds like the IT I know... That's a shame.

[QUOTE=Rooster8802]None of that sounds like the IT I know... That's a shame.[/QUOTE]

WOW !!! Does not sound like the IT that I go to every week. I have NEVER been treated like that and the ladies have been extremely attentive. That is a real shame as I have been very happy with their servies.

[QUOTE=Loving302]WOW !!! Does not sound like the IT that I go to every week. I have NEVER been treated like that and the ladies have been extremely attentive. That is a real shame as I have been very happy with their servies.[/QUOTE]

Judy? Did say she had only been there 2 weeks so not sure when you guys last visited. Just beware though and make sure you don't get her...

V