General Reports

[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.

In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.

I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.

Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]Vankleek,

I can feel everything you are saying here. I was pretty much wiped out back in 08 market crash. An on line trading account funded my fun so went from the good girls to the not so good and have come to understand why so many street girls are out on the 1st of the month. I have gotten smarter about my trading but also older and am as concerned about a good dump in the morning as finding a girl. I am not retired yet but can see it just over the hill. For you younger guys, Van's comment on Greece is right on target. Add 30yrs to your game and you may be looking at no government assistance or retirement from the place you work for. The little head usually wins but concider if some over priced pussy now is better than poverty latter. I love this forum and all the memories it has brought me. Thanks Van for your help along the way.

THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!

[quote]Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P. S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life![/quote][quote]Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl! ' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49. 99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem![/quote]

VAn! I wish you the best! And I too, understand you very well and we have to think with our bigger head and save our coins for the rainy day! The Ho's will find another monger so, keep in touch and have fun!

I'm just like you "laying low" just a few occasional! I'm not putting the miles as I used to.

Stay safe and have fun.

Ee

[QUOTE=Hairball; 1284968]Vankleek,

I can feel everything you are saying here. I was pretty much wiped out back in 08 market crash. An on line trading account funded my fun so went from the good girls to the not so good and have come to understand why so many street girls are out on the 1st of the month. I have gotten smarter about my trading but also older and am as concerned about a good dump in the morning as finding a girl. I am not retired yet but can see it just over the hill. For you younger guys, Van's comment on Greece is right on target. Add 30yrs to your game and you may be looking at no government assistance or retirement from the place you work for. The little head usually wins but concider if some over priced pussy now is better than poverty latter. I love this forum and all the memories it has brought me. Thanks Van for your help along the way.[/QUOTE]

Wow HB that is profound. The most over rated thing is your first piece of pussy and the most under rated is a good crap.

Marc

[QUOTE=Jada69;1284974]THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER![/QUOTE]Jada, Classic.

I will be thinking of you during your time away. When you come back you can always give me a kind call. Take care and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.

In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.

I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.

Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]

Here's a fun Idea, If you don't have any kids, Hire a babysitter anyway, and say the kid is upstairs sleeping and not to be woken. When you return ask the babysitter "where your child is".

LOL, XOXOXOOXOXOXOX

I would like to wish my good buddy Marc a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. May all your wishes come true and that you have a very happy special day.

Lve you

This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Now that one was hilarious!

[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Good one Vino

[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Bahahahahahahahaha! OMG! THAT is hilarious! Love it!

Ashley Z

For our 25th anniversary, my wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0-150 in 3 seconds.

I bought her a bathroom scale.

Then the fight started.

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules."I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted."And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said."Any comments?" His new bride replied,"No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night. Whether you're here or not."

Austin

Since everyone is telling jokes.

Bobbybr contacts me (God only knows why) about Leslie (a/k/a Kay) , all because I made the comment "A rose by any other name is still named Kay."

Mr. Bobbybr has no real posting history other than his classic "get out of our forum" post to Goddess.

I ask why he contacted me, let alone why I should be willing to share info. As anyone who has RTFF knows, there is [b][u]plenty[/u][/b] of info on Kay/Leslie/{insert name here}.

This ass-hat's reply was "ok dork your anonymous and she is a ho do you think maybe she don't put out? Thanks dork". Proper etiquette for seeking someone's assistance aside, it seems we either have a [b]minor[/b] In our midst, or someone who's agenda is [b]not[/b] Mongering.

Based on "Bobby"'s posting style, choice of language, etc,"he" is either extremely socially retarded or 12.

If anyone can verify Bobbybr is an adult I will happily admit I am wrong and he is simply an ass-clown. I just wanted to give my fellow forum members, male and female alike, fair warning. Personally I'd recommend ignoring him until we know for certain he's an adult and we aren't potentially violating any sex crime laws as they relate to minors.

Take it for what it is.