Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Vanilla2828;6737985]Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?[/QUOTE]If you read the forum you would know that to save money a lot of these places wash the condoms out and reuse them that why there was no wrapper.

[QUOTE=StoneMaker;6737831]Was there roaming or "does she not do that" either LOL.[/QUOTE]Ha! Minimal roaming. She took her bra off but she wasn't into it at all.

[QUOTE=RamButt;6738667]If you read the forum you would know that to save money a lot of these places wash the condoms out and reuse them that why there was no wrapper😉.[/QUOTE]Or maybe they come from the bulk condom bin at Whole Foods. Save the planet by reducing unnecessary packaging.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6739050]Or maybe they come from the bulk condom bin at Whole Foods. Save the planet by reducing unnecessary packaging.[/QUOTE]Whole foods has a bulk condom section? LOL.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;6738290]Condom wrappers are accepted in court as proof of prostitution. This ensures proper disposal by mama. (Or mama sells condom to girl for a percentage).[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Been thinking about this. Why would a girl afraid of BBBJ, reroll a condom, spreading germs back onto the outside, and the apply it with her mouth? HeeMan your argument may be valid.

[QUOTE=Vanilla2828;6737985]Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?[/QUOTE]Never have I had an AMP lady open a condom. They have all been brought into the room as you describe. Different cities and different locations. All done that way. If you spend too much time on the what ifs you're limiting your fun in this hobby.

Alright so I've been surfing this thread, digging through archives, and I'm curious if the Unicorn service I desire is out there. Is there a provider that is mid to attractive that gives a good massage and a bbj? I've seen mostly downriver nuru and Bonita for the bbj. But I've also seen reports that they're warlocks and no real massage lmao. The hottest provider I've seen thus far, did nuru and HJ for $300. I'd return cause of how hot she was. But It's a little steep for what you get. I may be dumb and everyone may want this, but I don't need / want FS, just a good massage and a nice blow pop at the end. Too much to ask for haha?

Any feedback other than I'm a moron is welcome and appreciated!

I was wondering if anyone has checked this place out I stumbled across it while I was visiting another provider on 5 mile rd. This place is at six and tele. I walked in and was greeted by a cute but tall Asian sweetheart, she was probably in her 30's wearing a mini skirt. Standard rooms with tables and curtains no frills any intel will be greatly appreciated.

New member have been on other boards in the passed its been a while since I've been posted. Been in the hobby quite a while. Thanks to the powers that be for granting me a member.

If I can help any of my fellow members out with intel I'm on the westside.

Visited this place recently and had a 30 ish cute girl who spoke little to no english. Couldn't get her name. Had the worst massage of my life, equivalent of elbows jamed in my back. I actually sat up and tried to explain it was painful and I wanted a light massage. She stuck her phone in my face and asked me to speak. Didn't help. I flipped over and she went right to jr for a 2 handed massage of jr and the boys. Close to being my best ever. (not a jackhammer) She removed her top and bra for me to play. Paid 70 house and 50 tip. Not sure I will return. This is in Warren.

Has anyone tried the new spot across from crave in Washington? Live close by and drove by didn't see any lights or cars.

Anyone been to Ocean lately? Getting back into the hobby and was wondering how the talent has been. Also, do you go in the front or back door (sorry for not RTFF). TYIA.

[QUOTE=RWhite;6738470]If I owned a spa and had to make an all star team my roster would consist of.

Mikki.

Bonita.

Jen (2010 Jen from Saigon).

Joy (Bella Touch).

Apple (All Green).

CiCi (Grand River Spa).

And coming off the bench would be.

Jen (Massage Breeze).[/QUOTE]That is a great list. I would add Sarah that used to host out of her apartment in Waterford a few years ago (she disappeared now). I would also include Audrey from Warren (2017-2019). Both of them would be starters for sure. Especially Sarah. I heard Sarah is doing duos with Bonita under a different name but I haven't seen Bonita in a long time.

Unfortunately its slim pickings these days with a lot of the good ones gone. I'm sure there are a couple solid UTR unicorns out there that some of you fellow mongers are not sharing LOL.

[QUOTE=ZigZagMan123;6739569]I was wondering if anyone has checked this place out I stumbled across it while I was visiting another provider on 5 mile rd. This place is at six and tele. I walked in and was greeted by a cute but tall Asian sweetheart, she was probably in her 30's wearing a mini skirt. Standard rooms with tables and curtains no frills any intel will be greatly appreciated.

New member have been on other boards in the passed its been a while since I've been posted. Been in the hobby quite a while. Thanks to the powers that be for granting me a member.

If I can help any of my fellow members out with intel I'm on the westside.[/QUOTE]The best way to add value here is to go see providers and report back with pros and cons and cost of service. It's ok to ask about a provider but 1st search to see if she's been reported on. But if your history shows you've not had legitimate reports and that you've not TOFTT (taken one for the team) you're not taken seriously and others will be reluctant to share info with you. Just my thoughts. Have fun and add value to the forum.

SN.

Definitely the place to visit if you like pretty, nice and accommodating Asians. Very clean establishment without the smell of a Chinese kitchen. Nana was the lady I had the pleasure of meeting she was wonderful. I highly recommend you trying this place out its well worth the visit.

[QUOTE=XirCom;6739687]Visited this place recently and had a 30 ish cute girl who spoke little to no english. Couldn't get her name. Had the worst massage of my life, equivalent of elbows jamed in my back. I actually sat up and tried to explain it was painful and I wanted a light massage. She stuck her phone in my face and asked me to speak. Didn't help. I flipped over and she went right to jr for a 2 handed massage of jr and the boys. Close to being my best ever. (not a jackhammer) She removed her top and bra for me to play. Paid 70 house and 50 tip. Not sure I will return. This is in Warren.[/QUOTE]Maybe she watched too many Jet Li movies and was using her Kung Fu massage skills.