Rochester and Maple unmarked Spa
I had four dreams that I went to this place which apparently doesn't have a business sign. It's next door to a nail salon.
1. The first dream I had was incredible. There was french kissing, the girl was topless. It was right when it opened. Wonderful experience. 120 with tip.
2. The second dream I saw a young and beautiful girl named Wendy. She was ok with nip-sucking and gave me two pops (beginning and end). 120 with tip.
3. During the four dream, I asked for Wendy, but she wasn't there anymore, just left to New York. I was assured a beautiful, new, young girl would take care of me. She came in, not too pretty, kinda young, and I tried to talk to her about going topless. She asked for 120 TIP in addition to the 80 up front paid. I was in shock. She wouldn't have it, and I even offered up to 100 for topless and she stuck to her guns. I began to put my clothes back on and she ran out. A 21-year old came in, Tiffany, incredibly cute girl wow. She spoke English way better. She tried to calm down the situation and offered to massage me instead. She said the previous girl said I brought out a condom WTF. In the end, I got to play with nips and gave an 80 tip on top of the 80 to get in. What a rip-off. But she was fine.
4. I wanted to dream about Tiffany again, called, and she wasn't there. I was convinced by the girl on the phone, Cici, to come as there were a whole new set of girls. I kept saying I already saw one of them and she was horrible. I told her the girls I'd seen before to confirm I am a reg. I was convinced to come, and was offered the same dumb bimbo as the previous time. When we both looked at each other, we expressed disgust. I told Cici, "see I already saw this chic I'm not seeing her again" and she lied and said, "No she is new. " LOL stupid liar. She offered another girl who was just plain ugly and I walked out.
Shame. That's how my dreams ended.
2nd post. Massage Review Rundown
This is my second post entailing my massage review rundown in the area. All of my visits occurred in the past 18 mos, a couple were two years ago.
For what its worth; none of the places I am reviewing are places I will ever be visiting again. While I "lurked" as they say around this website for a couple years, I waited quite a while to make my first post, maybe I was thinking that if I found a jewel in the rough I wanted to keep it to myself. Well after a little over two years of visiting these places, the jewels are VERY rare, and now I want to give my honest opinion of all the places I've been. Yes, there are a couple jewels, but they are very few and rarely last long.
Secondly, the ones I'm choosing to review are the ones you will see posted the most frequently in the various classifieds around town. Some of them are so incessant about posting (they might post ten times in the same day) that it gets a bit annoying.
Thirdly, you'll notice other reviews on this site that will say various 'legit' place don't offer extras. I've found that to be incorrect. The only difference BTW a legit place and a non-legit place, is that they will NOT offer extras the FIRST time. Go to any of these places long enough, be a gentleman (that is KEY), and the environment changes. In fact, the best place I've EVER been was a 100% a legit place that I went to every other week for a year because they had hands down the absolute hottest model type provider. I NEVER once asked for more, never broached the subject, and was nothing but a gentleman. And I also tolerated a less than average massage (haha) A year later I scheduled a visit like always and when I walked In she greeted me like I was her long lost boyfriend (even though I'd just seen her three weeks before) and EVERYTHING that day changed. And I didn't even have to spend a dollar that day (so weirdly enough nothing was illegal), and yes I got a LOT more. Sadly, she is gone, and the place doesn't exist anymore.
1. Pine Tree Spa - [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-just-arrived-treat-yourself-with-best-asian-massage-in-town-pt/14092065[/URL].
This place is an old building, doesn't look bad on the outside, but inside is run down. Tables suck, and the massage rooms have a dumpy worn out vibe.
I've been here twice. The first time was in the summer and there were two women one in her late 30's, one in her early 40's, both more attractive than what you usually find in an AMP. Their age made up for the overall dumpiness and non-sexiness of the place and its why I ended up going back a second time.
BUT on my second visit here a month ago the two women were both around the age of 50. Gone were the sexier girls, and gone was any excitement on my part.
It's a standard AMP experience, yet even though I told them I wanted a 'hard' massage, it was pretty weak each time. The younger girl (who isn't there anymore) and the older lady I had the second time each seemed to be rather robotic.
After the hot towel, each visit involved the women offering to show me more for a tip. If you read my first post then you know that on my second visit I politely declined with the older lady and thanked her for the massage and left.
Cost 7. Plus tip.
Rating 3/5 first visit, 1/5 second visit.
2. Pressure Point - [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/pressure-point-massage-therapy-ask-for-aaliyah/19685029[/URL].
Been here four times. I first visited this place a little over two years ago as the pictures in the add are top notch and they bill themselves as a legitimate place. I didn't think a legit place would use fake pics, and while its not a classic 'bait and switch' as they say, I would put this in the category of a "sometimes bait and switch" in that the girls in the photos occasionally work there, but not very often.
The technicality is that the AA lady who runs the place does indeed get the girls in the photos to work for her, BUT they don't work very many hours each week. Its almost exclusively the 50 ish female owner who is in there the majority of the week.
The first time I called and specifically asked for the girl in the pic, and over the phone they said no problem; but when I arrived I was told she "had to leave suddenly" and the owner ended up doing my massage.
The second time I actually got the girl in the photo, and the third time I got the girl in the photo, but the fourth time was the "she had to leave suddenly" line again.
The good: Props to the owner of the place who is basically running an AMP but with no Asians; mainly mixed girls and girls of Latina descent. If you do actually get one of the employees, they are definitely fairly attractive.
The bad: the owner isn't above faking you out if she needs extra cash that month, and the massage really isn't spectacular. Neither of three women who I got massages from (the owner and two different employees) gave me a great massage. They seem to see it as giving you an 'ok' massage, getting to the reverse, and then getting you out.
I have mixed feelings about the place, and having gone four times should indicate that I really wasn't sure what I thought of the place, but its been at least 9 months since I went last, and when I see their adds online, there isn't any interest on my part of visiting again.
Cost; 1 plus tip.
3/5 stars.
Famous Shiatsu Massage – Mound Road.
This AMP doesn't advertise anymore, probably because they've been on Mound road as long as I can remember. Its owned by the same owner who operates the AMP on Dequindre that I reviewed in my last post, and that I rated highly for giving a really good quality massage.
I used to go to this place two yeas ago as they had two providers in their late 30's who were both really attractive and gave stellar massages. Unfortunately, the owner told me they both moved back to China.
The current providers are your typical late 40 ish – 60 ish, and unlike the place on dequindre, they seem much less interested in giving a good massage. The last time I went was about 10 mos ago and I swear they just wanted to get me to the reverse and get me out. Everything was robotic and dull.
Nearly two years ago I went there on a particularly busy day and they asked if I could wait fifteen minutes in the lobby (which usually never occurs at AMP if you are familiar with them) and I didn't have anything better to do so I said yes.
Well, this was when I met the owner, because she was in the front lobby area sitting in there with a 50 ish white guy who was apparently her bookkeeper. He was going into great detail regarding the various receipts she needed to keep for tax purposes. I don't want to go into any details that would betray private stuff about the place, but it was definitely fascinating to hear the actual owner of these AMP's talk about running them and different things that were entailed. And as everyone knows, these places are cash cows; so the owner definitely has to cover her ass when it comes to taxes and the government.
Naomi was never at 696 and Woodward. Wrong girl
Wrong girl. Naomi is in school and started over the summer. Never at 696 and Woodward.
[QUOTE=ThrowAwayy;2931275]Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:
1. Anna's girls in MH: [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxation-asian-massage-angie/14428141[/URL].
Hit or miss because they always change. They're a safe route to go in general if you don't want trouble.
2. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/85-sweetie-you-need-a-sexy-massage-3133747200/24507980[/URL].
Absolutely Not the girl in the pic. She's more like a fat unkept black chic. She's very bad at responding to texts and lied to me about how long she would take to arrive, wasting a lot of my time.
3. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/150hour-lingirieheels-full-body-treatment-w-busty-blonde-bombshell-let-me-rub-you-the-right-way/21361688[/URL].
On Stephenson near 14 Mile. She has very Nice hooters O. O. A smoker and is uglier in person than the pics, which aren't her. She also has an unattractive personality. She's either in & out of MI often or she's in & out of posting ads. Not bad if you can get over the personality. Had FS with her. It was a year and a half ago though.
4. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/just-arrived-young-andpetite-asian-doll-upscaleandunrush/22818046[/URL].
On Stephenson near 14 Mile. When I first started the hobby I fell for this trap. I saw a girl who looked NOTHING like the girl in the ad. She was horribly ugly and underwhelming and I couldn't bear to stay. LOL looking bad it's kind of funny.
5. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-young-asian-girl-nancy-248-497-6208/24829555[/URL].
By Oakland Mall. Used to go here often. Reviewed them a long time ago and they actually threatened to make my phone number public unless I took off the review. WTF. Now I have another number, so screw them. At this place, I've ranged from only HE's to full out BBFS, but I think I was the only person allowed to go that far with one of the girls, as she really had a thing for me.
6. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fiona-and-naomi-new-pics-posted/24274953[/URL].
I saw Naomi a long time ago when she was at 696 & Woodward. It was DIY. She was also trying to upcharge before I started. I wasn't having it and she tried to make me pay her for her time even though we didn't even start and she made me wait an extra 20 minutes in my car. I laughed in her face and walked out.
7. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-openingnew-lakeside-spa/20129149[/URL].
A crappier version of Sophia Spa. They'll get the job done, but they're older, uglier, and not as fun.
8. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sophias-spa-asian-massage/18229195[/URL].
A great parlor. Gets the job well done. HE's offered if you're not an idiot and oftentimes a lot of OTC roaming and sometimes UTC roaming. Prettiest girls here that do the job IMO.
9. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sun-spa-young-and-beautiful-staff-sun-spa-young-and-beautiful-staffwaterford-misun-spa-new-youn/24953279[/URL].
Decent looking older ladies in my experience. Usually you can get up to FS from 180-220 out the door. They have a really updated place with a pretty nice table shower. Just take your wallet and keys with you. A long time ago I read priceless advice from another monger who puts them in a sandwich bag and takes them with him when he gets a table shower so they don't go through his belongings.
10. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-kinds-of-massages-come-relax-with-me-call-when-ready/23045366[/URL].
Kendall on M59 & M53: Dear. God. No. She's disgusting, smells, and when I saw her she had a huge red gash on her chest. WTF? And stop posting all the time, will you?!
11. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kristy-the-brunette-babe-funfun-fun-my-pictures-are-100-accurate-no-disappointments/24932183[/URL].
SW corner of 11 & Mound. Suspicious to me. Kristy Just Might be LEO (someone can TOFFT, I won't). Or she's just a sonuva beya. She led me far and wasted my time for nothing.
12. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/its-all-about-u-let-us-show-uprivate-andupscaleerotic-and-sensual-liz-and-tasha-248-202-1169/11508657[/URL].
Not bad looking girls, a little bit overweight, but are very freaky and friendly and if you're good to them, they will show you a fun time. I had full access to everything with them. The brunette was gushing like a waterfall so that was really fun!
13. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hott-busty-blonde-enjoy-some-playtime-fun-with-me-available-early-friday-morning/13113149[/URL].
15 & Schoennher a long time ago. Alllll business over here. Shelly (I believe that is her name) does her thing and makes you leave. Done and Done. Not pleasant company either.
14. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/get-the-royal-treatment-blonde-fun-great-hands/20853641[/URL].
This person isn't legit whatsoever. She / He will lead you to a place that doesn't even have facilities for a massage. It's a thoroughly complete waste of time.
15. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-cool-new-design/24029769[/URL].
Grosse Pointe new massage place. I've noticed reviews have said you get nothing here. I will only say that I've gotten stuff here from one person and she even wants to come over my place for FS (or I would go to hers), but it's only because she's attracted to me. I'm sorry, but I won't say who it is, so don't waste your PM's on me asking unless you want me to block you.
16. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-_new-young-grils-massage-248-759-4197-rochester-hills-mi/19124940[/URL].
DIY. Overpriced. Okay looking ladies.
17. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-young-girls-_4-hands-asian-amazing-massage-248-817-2974-troy-mi/10680344[/URL].
In my experience, ugly ladies and it's DIY. I tried again when she said "next time I'll take care of you" and it was DIY again. Also overpriced and a waste of time.
18. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-new-new-new-pretty-chinese-therapists-best-location/24466654[/URL].
Pretty girls here and good price. Mostly DIY but some will make you happy and let you explore them. YMMV.
19. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-touch-relaxing-body-massage-hall-rd/10494532[/URL].
No extras. Just massage.
20. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/good-morningi-am-available-today-from-now-until-4pmnew-location-tierra-5865636390/24943030[/URL].
I saw her a while back and Tierra is just ok. Decent pricing, but No massage skills whatsoever. Don't go to her if you have a bad back LOL. Not really sure what she's got going on in her life. I suppose she thinks she can get into a relationship with someone by doing this or something.
21. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/complete-massage-for-men-100-half-an-hour-150-full-hour/22647884[/URL].
Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt.
Enjoy![/QUOTE]
Anyone visited this lady?
[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-unique-experience-24-7/28086097[/URL]