Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=bronco;1360183]Still down. Keeps timing out as of this morning.[/QUOTE]I've been able to get on today but no new reviews. Just wanted to share one here that I put up a few days back regarding a spot on mc fadden.

So I went in on a weekday evening and theres 2 girls there, one is dressed like she's ready to go to a club and the other is wearing sweats. Club girl told me 40 and so I went in with her. She led me to the room and I undressed while she went and did her thing. When she came back she told me her name but I don't quite remember. It definitely had a K in it. I thought she said kelly so ill go with kelly. She had a pretty thick viet accent. Looks-wise she was pretty good. Face 8 body 9, petite but with a certain amount of chubs that goes along with bolt-ons. I'm a sucker for nice big bolt-ons though. I asked if we could skip the massage because sometimes I just want to have a good time with a hot young girl. She quoted me 140 and it was like I was fighting for my life to get her down to $. She was not pleased with $ but I told her things are looking pretty dead tonight and if she doesn't like it, I can go a couple blocks over to get $ FS. She finally said fine, next time bring more money. She was still pretty nice after that and did a very good CBJ / HJ. She laid on her back for mish and I played with the fun bags while in that position. After a few mins she had me lay down for more CBJ and I asked her to get on top. She said no more of that because I only paid $ and that she would finish me off CBJ. I didn't feel like arguing that and let her do her thing as I finished. She cleaned me up really well and as I was dressing up she was chatty and when I left she told me to come back to see her but with more money next time haha. If I wanted a place to have fun with hot girls only, which is often what I'm in the mood for, I might return. GFE? Not here. If they hassle me for more than a $ next time, then never again

Its on imperial off of Brookhurst in GG. The only place right across from a car rental place.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361672]Heythere,

Could you be so kind to provide the Coordinance of this place so I don't waste my time and money on this one. What is it about Viet providers, in that they demand so much for so little. It's not like they have a Prehensile Vagina or something special like that.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]

I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.

I have removed the enquirers name to save embarrassment. Please feel free to publicly comment.

Reports 0.

Quote Originally Posted by Mxxxxe.

Would you be willing to share the Location of that KMP in Brea?

Mxxxxe,

I noticed you are very new to this site, in that, you have zero postings. Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with specifics, because I don't know who you are. I think the first thing you need to do is get familiar with the Written and unwritten rules and regs of this site. No one here is going to share their hard work with a fellow hobbiest, unless the enquirer has good, current info to share on places they've been. So what you need to do is go out, take a few for the team, (TOFTT) and make reports. If you've already done this, then by all means start publicly sharing. This will go a long way in legitimizing your credibility with the other Senior Members, but don't expect the other Mongers to openly share right away, just because you decided to post a couple of your conquest of late. It's all about trust here.

This is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good guy, but we here, cannot take chances.

In all sincerity,

D. Baggens.

Start by going to Backpages and pick a few MP's to try and report back to the board.

Agree. You are completely within your right require a certain body of work prior to divulging anything. Some posters don't care and argue that it is be stingy to withhold information to which I reply: each person is to determine what or how much information to share when they choose to share it. Personally, I have made a living on the PMs and haven't given full on specific info on places in the forum because I just choose not to, I came thru the ranks as a freshman in this high school and had to put in the work before the seniors were providing the hidden secrets, nothing was handed to me. I see nothing, wrong with type of heirarchy.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361953]I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.

I have removed the enquirers name to save embarrassment. Please feel free to publicly comment.

Reports 0.

Quote Originally Posted by Mxxxxe.

Would you be willing to share the Location of that KMP in Brea?

Mxxxxe,

I noticed you are very new to this site, in that, you have zero postings. Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with specifics, because I don't know who you are. I think the first thing you need to do is get familiar with the Written and unwritten rules and regs of this site. No one here is going to share their hard work with a fellow hobbiest, unless the enquirer has good, current info to share on places they've been. So what you need to do is go out, take a few for the team, (TOFTT) and make reports. If you've already done this, then by all means start publicly sharing. This will go a long way in legitimizing your credibility with the other Senior Members, but don't expect the other Mongers to openly share right away, just because you decided to post a couple of your conquest of late. It's all about trust here.

This is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good guy, but we here, cannot take chances.

In all sincerity,

D. Baggens.

Start by going to Backpages and pick a few MP's to try and report back to the board.[/QUOTE]

Your post is excellent, DB, in content and in tone. Here's some more concrete advice to the impatient monger in question.

Go to Backpage. Enter "Orange County" then "Body Rubs". Then in the search function enter 'Brea". For more visual fun click on "Full view". About a half a dozen places will pop up.

Open Goggle Maps and search for Brea, Ca. We know from DB's first post it is "just off the main drag". I don't know Brea very well but it should be a simple matter of elimination. The first to eliminate, if you RTFF, is probably the one with the Imperial Highway address, since DB himself just wrote with a query on that location.

For a couple hundred bucks and a couple of afternoons you can probably quickly find the one with "studio size" facilities. Then it is your choice to report or not, though I would personally respect the implicit request for discretion in DB's original post.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361953]I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.

Hi guys,

I read this board a lot, but haven't contributed at all because I pretty much stick to one spot (ortega in SJC)

Anyone here go there often? You might want to know that one girl (J) is leaving there today, and a couple more are going to leave with her.

Sucks, cause she was the best there. But everything will be good in the next couple weeks here when they get to their new spot.

Didn't realize there were so many in Brea and Garden Grove area. Staying at Hyatt and looks like I have research to do when I come to town.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst; 1361982]Your post is excellent, DB, in content and in tone. Here's some more concrete advice to the impatient monger in question.

Go to Backpage. Enter "Orange County" then "Body Rubs". Then in the search function enter 'Brea". For more visual fun click on "Full view". About a half a dozen places will pop up.

Open Goggle Maps and search for Brea, Ca. We know from DB's first post it is "just off the main drag". I don't know Brea very well but it should be a simple matter of elimination. The first to eliminate, if you RTFF, is probably the one with the Imperial Highway address, since DB himself just wrote with a query on that location.

For a couple hundred bucks and a couple of afternoons you can probably quickly find the one with "studio size" facilities. Then it is your choice to report or not, though I would personally respect the implicit request for discretion in DB's original post.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361953]I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.[/QUOTE]

Excellent response DB. You were quite pleasant and informative. I wouldn't change a word.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361953]I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.

I have removed the enquirers name to save embarrassment. Please feel free to publicly comment.

Reports 0.

Quote Originally Posted by Mxxxxe.

Would you be willing to share the Location of that KMP in Brea?

Mxxxxe,

I noticed you are very new to this site, in that, you have zero postings. Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with specifics, because I don't know who you are. I think the first thing you need to do is get familiar with the Written and unwritten rules and regs of this site. No one here is going to share their hard work with a fellow hobbiest, unless the enquirer has good, current info to share on places they've been. So what you need to do is go out, take a few for the team, (TOFTT) and make reports. If you've already done this, then by all means start publicly sharing. This will go a long way in legitimizing your credibility with the other Senior Members, but don't expect the other Mongers to openly share right away, just because you decided to post a couple of your conquest of late. It's all about trust here.

This is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good guy, but we here, cannot take chances.

In all sincerity,

D. Baggens.

Start by going to Backpages and pick a few MP's to try and report back to the board.[/QUOTE]

I wrote this some time ago but since we get newbys all the time I'll repeat it.

"Please keep in mind that all Senior Members were newbies at one time. Most of us want to share information with fellow mongers. I want my favorites to make money and stay in the profession and in these economic times that can be difficult. Most of the ladies want me to make referrals to guys I trust. Well, I trust guys who are Senior Members who make regular contributions to the forum. It's the only measurement available to me.

If you read a couple of years of posts, there's enough information to keep you busy for months. Post your experiences and you'll become a trusted contributor and more information will become available.

Just one guys opinion."

Excellent posts DB and FirstFirst. Would sticky if I could. A little detective work and Googling goes a long way. And it's fun too!

Hey BD, I thought most of the south county places were HJ only? I've heard mixed reviews of the Ortega joint.

[QUOTE=Buenos Dias; 1362282]Hi guys,

I read this board a lot, but haven't contributed at all because I pretty much stick to one spot (ortega in SJC)

Anyone here go there often? You might want to know that one girl (J) is leaving there today, and a couple more are going to leave with her.

Sucks, cause she was the best there. But everything will be good in the next couple weeks here when they get to their new spot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Buenos Dias; 1362282]Hi guys,

I read this board a lot, but haven't contributed at all because I pretty much stick to one spot (ortega in SJC)

Anyone here go there often? You might want to know that one girl (J) is leaving there today, and a couple more are going to leave with her.

Sucks, cause she was the best there. But everything will be good in the next couple weeks here when they get to their new spot.[/QUOTE]Where are they going?

Actually went there a couple of times to check it out. First time a black receptionist was there and I bailed. Second time a skinny girl was the receptionist and I left again. Finally last Sunday night, I dropped by again. Forgot the receptionist name but she is alright, gave me a wonderful 15 minute massage while the A* was attending to someone else. Finally A* came in to complete the deed. Basically no massage at all, just move her hand all over my back and 5 get minutes later asked me to turn over and agree on the HJ for 0. 6. Once finish gave me a drink and I left. This is a FS place, but I didn't want to indulge with A. Don't get me wrong, she is a nice girl but just not my type. Might try again in the future. Go in the evening because the parking lot will be mostly empty and no one will see you. Location is on Cerritos Ave in Cypress.

Damage: 0. 4 + 0. 6.

Look: 6.

Age: 30's.

Breast: C

[QUOTE=BayGuy7; 1360485]I was bar hopping and driving by south LA around 2 am, I had seen this place before.

[url]http://laexpress.org/ads/special-40-2/[/url]

Decided to give it a try, I called them up, a girl picked up the phone in Spanish, asked for price and she said ".40 baby, everything" since the price was so low I was not sure but. I was horny LOL so, I drove to main st. And El Segundo Blvd. Where she told me to, I called her again from the gas station, she said "go to 126th and main st, park your car, get off your car and call me again", guys, that was weird, I even asked her if it was a safe place, she said yes, but the neighborhood didn't look that nice by the way LOL, I just did what she told me (there is a church in that corner) , called her back and told me "look to your right side there will be a light on an off" LOL, anyway, it was true, that place is right in the corner, a guy opened the door, I could see they have cameras all over to see the streets. 2 latina girls showed up and had a chance to choose, well, guys, you can't expect premium meat for. 40 LOL, but it wasn't too bad, massage, CBJ, CFS, the girl's name is K*l, oh and a bottle of water to go LOL, when in a hurry I might stop by again.[/QUOTE]I had my heart set on some Latina nalga so I stopped by this place before work (2 hrs ago). The "girl" that let me in looked pretty rough, She could have easily been a vato. I wasn't about to find out so I asked if there was another girl, she said that there was then asked how much I had. I told her. 40 and she told me the other girl needs. 60. I told her I was sorry and walked out. She was a little mad and the guy who collects just shrugged his shoulders. So unless you like tranny looking chicks, avoid. Also this place is pretty freakin rough. Those two could have easily robbed me and maybe even worse.

Sadly, I noticed among Latina providers there is an increased risk of encountering a he-she. Santa Ana, LB Blvd north of the 105, Whittier blvd are places I avoid. Be safe.

Paid a visit to Eda last night. Always a great ending but her massage skills have gotten much better. This girl is an absolute champ as assplay and the best ending in OC. IMHO

[QUOTE=Buenos Dias; 1362282]Hi guys,

I read this board a lot, but haven't contributed at all because I pretty much stick to one spot (ortega in SJC)

Anyone here go there often? You might want to know that one girl (J) is leaving there today, and a couple more are going to leave with her.

Sucks, cause she was the best there. But everything will be good in the next couple weeks here when they get to their new spot.[/QUOTE]Ok I heard that its true. Leaving due to the owner being an ass. Yes there is more then one girl leaving too. Old lfbc mama told me so.

For anyone who was a fan ofthis spot, it looks like the train has left the station again. The name was removed from the building and it looked vacant when I drove by. Just wanted to provide a bit of a heads up if you were heading to that location. I think they have been gone for about 2 weeks, maybe 3.

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up; 1360331]Going west on Whittier, I found one AMP on the ground floor of a building just over the county line in Whittier. It was out of business. Then a little farther west, where First comes in front the south, there was a two-building, two-story medical complex on the north. I found an acupuncture place in the east building, second story. The sign on the front door said this was Dr. Li's place. Despite two visits in the middle of two business days, no one answered the bell. Inside it was furnished and there was a low light on. Going back downstairs after my second try, a man coming out of the attorney's office downstairs spoke up and said the place was closed. He said the place had been investigated by the police. Grumble.

-Lift Her Up[/QUOTE]I think its the same place I visited about two years ago: once inside you feel like you're walking into an escrow office complete with cubicles, but off towards the front of the suite there's a private office with table. Saw a late 20's Latina for FS. Standard fare and rates.

Wasn't too special. So not much of a lost to it being closed down.

Anyway, it was a matter of time before someone downstairs complain about the foot traffic. Or maybe it was just due to the lack of business?

It's tough to make a buck these days. Even for MP's.

Anyone hear of this place? On Lincoln between valley view and knott.

I was driving by at 8:30am and saw what I thought was a possible SW. Nice Latina with a short skirt showing some nice legs. Anyway I turn into a parking lot to get a better look and to my surprise she walks into this place that has the windows covered up with white paper or maybe drywall. U can't see anything inside and there's a sign that reads "employee only". She was carrying a large shoulder bag and had a pair of high heels in her hand? I might walk in later just to see, it's in the same strip mall as Deep's Liquor.

I had a great time this morning.

I'll go back for sure.

[QUOTE=Buenos Dias; 1362282]Hi guys,

I read this board a lot, but haven't contributed at all because I pretty much stick to one spot (ortega in SJC)

Anyone here go there often? You might want to know that one girl (J) is leaving there today, and a couple more are going to leave with her.

Sucks, cause she was the best there. But everything will be good in the next couple weeks here when they get to their new spot.[/QUOTE]I just recently posted on Ortega; it is a great place, and aside from (J) I can highly recommend Amy, a relatively new addition but worth your while. There are other decent places in the area as well; PM me if you need details; also rubmaps (which I use freely in conjunction with this forum to get the best picture) provides some useful insights.

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

Been to New Life on PCH in Dana Point recently; saw Helen for 30 minutes of joy. She does a great soft-touch massage, then adds oil to play with the behind. After the flip uninspired but decent finish. Left. 35 in gratuities, but she was complaining. Come on, going rate is. 3 for 1/2 hr anyways. That left a bit of a bitter aftertaste.

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

[QUOTE=Paytoplay88;1364148]For anyone who was a fan ofthis spot, it looks like the train has left the station again. The name was removed from the building and it looked vacant when I drove by. Just wanted to provide a bit of a heads up if you were heading to that location. I think they have been gone for about 2 weeks, maybe 3.[/QUOTE]Moved to another location about 2 minutes away. Very discrete with no signage.

[QUOTE=Jasbear;1363279]Paid a visit to Eda last night. Always a great ending but her massage skills have gotten much better. This girl is an absolute champ as assplay and the best ending in OC. IMHO[/QUOTE]I haven't been a happy camper since LEO chained the doors at 440. I miss my times with Eda and would really like to connect with her again. Care to share?

[QUOTE=UncleKilroy;1364585]Moved to another location about 2 minutes away. Very discrete with no signage.[/QUOTE]Help. Can someone PM the addy?

Just Backpage OC Bodyrubs or Escorts and search for Barranca for their digits.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1365047]Help. Can someone PM the addy?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joelaro;1364753]I haven't been a happy camper since LEO chained the doors at 440. I miss my times with Eda and would really like to connect with her again. Care to share?[/QUOTE]Check your PM. She asked that info not be posted.

Went there.

And was disappointed. First mms comes in all nice says have I been there before I said yes. Puerto rican girl comes in half asses massage. Mms comes in after half hour says 40 for another half. Hour and she would take care of me. So I just said ok what the hell. She gives me a massage then. Grinds. Me for 60 for HJ. I went for it and it was ok. After that original girl comes back for a tip. What. A joke. This. Place. Is. What happened to the massage. Business? Used to look forward to the places that used tobe by the airport, the get away, dove, sunshine, etc. I'm getting. Old I guess. SO avoid this place.

Went to this place on Tuesday. All I saw was a MMS waiting to give massages. She wasn't much of a looker. Probably in her late 40s. Asked for 30 min and gave her $40. Went into the room, stripped down and got on the table uncovered. She came in and put the towel on, told her I didn't want it and she took it off. For an older lady, she gave a great massage and had excellent teasing technique. She would brush her hands down between the legs and go just short of the goods and did this repeatedly. After the flip, she oiled up thoroughly and started the HJ. She likes to go for the ass but I asked her to stay out. Finished the job, cleaned me up then foot massage, cold water and a Chinese new years red envelop and sent me on my way. Not a bad experience but watch out for her finger in the ass. Unless you are into that sort of thing.

Okay after reading this on Friday. I EASILY FOUND FS place in BREA!

I can't believe people can't open a couple of websites take a look and figure out where the FS place is in BREA!

Seriously it was quite obvious that AD and the location.

Please people do some research before asking for help. It took me less than 3 minutes. Called the place and went there.

40 1/2.

100 Tip.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1361953]I received several inquiries by PM in regards to my positive report of a certain KMP, which I reported about yesterday. Many of them were from Newbies, some with absolutly no public postings what so ever on this site, even though I'd stated only Seniors in good standing would receive specifics. I thought I would share one of my responses to a Freshman hobbiest, in that, I would like the Senior community to critique whether my rejoinder was perhaps, a bit too terse.

I have removed the enquirers name to save embarrassment. Please feel free to publicly comment.

Reports 0.

Quote Originally Posted by Mxxxxe.

Would you be willing to share the Location of that KMP in Brea?

Mxxxxe,

I noticed you are very new to this site, in that, you have zero postings. Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with specifics, because I don't know who you are. I think the first thing you need to do is get familiar with the Written and unwritten rules and regs of this site. No one here is going to share their hard work with a fellow hobbiest, unless the enquirer has good, current info to share on places they've been. So what you need to do is go out, take a few for the team, (TOFTT) and make reports. If you've already done this, then by all means start publicly sharing. This will go a long way in legitimizing your credibility with the other Senior Members, but don't expect the other Mongers to openly share right away, just because you decided to post a couple of your conquest of late. It's all about trust here.

This is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good guy, but we here, cannot take chances.

In all sincerity,

D. Baggens.

Start by going to Backpages and pick a few MP's to try and report back to the board.[/QUOTE]

I had a great time this morning.

I'll go back for sure.[/QUOTE]You posted this same thing in Denver, on the same day.

Either you get around a lot, or you're a troll.

I think. Troll.

Dear Sir,

Would you care to share your experience?

Baggens.

[QUOTE=SirMister; 1365854]Okay after reading this on Friday. I EASILY FOUND FS place in BREA!

I can't believe people can't open a couple of websites take a look and figure out where the FS place is in BREA!

Seriously it was quite obvious that AD and the location.

Please people do some research before asking for help. It took me less than 3 minutes. Called the place and went there.

40 1/2.

100 Tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gassser; 1365728]Went there.

And was disappointed. First mms comes in all nice says have I been there before I said yes. Puerto rican girl comes in half asses massage. Mms comes in after half hour says 40 for another half. Hour and she would take care of me. So I just said ok what the hell. She gives me a massage then. Grinds. Me for 60 for HJ. I went for it and it was ok. After that original girl comes back for a tip. What. A joke. This. Place. Is. What happened to the massage. Business? Used to look forward to the places that used tobe by the airport, the get away, dove, sunshine, etc. I'm getting. Old I guess. SO avoid this place.[/QUOTE]You been on the forum a few months, why would you go there when at least 10 good reviewed places within 10 minutes of that place? Your only reviews are of this place and a legit place- all the reviews on 2209 main suck- whats the story?

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1366198]Dear Sir,

Would you care to share your experience?

Baggens.[/QUOTE]I am also interested in this FS place. I mostly visit Ada and Santiny, that's it. I want to venture in FS with an Asian, please pm if you willing to share. I tried google and backpage, but not sure about place. Thankss.

In the other hand, Eda changes phones, pm for details. She is the best for legit massage, prostate release is just extra. She is strong! Don't be fooled, she knows her stuff. I visited her last week for a legit rub and ended with release. She is very accommodating if regular. 60 hr. 40 tip.

Thanks

Typical KAMP at the end of an industrial / commercial office area.

Actually on Imperial itself at the intersection there is a massage place too. At least a sign. But I drove all the way back to the end.

No Sign on the Door.

I wasn't even sure if I was at the right place!

The MMS was friendly. Small table at front showed me in. HUGE ROOM.

I am not sure why they have it setup like this.

There was extra stuff in it like a child's writing board (Chalk / Dry Erase).

There were some other stuff this is the first room to the right.

The bathroom did have a shower inside of it as well.

Provider was older. Friendly and flirty. But not my first choice if I went to a KAMP. But for the rarity of FS in Brea definitely you can find it there.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1366198]Dear Sir,

Would you care to share your experience?

Baggens.[/QUOTE]

When you say older would it be 30-40? How was her bod, face etc. Etc?

D. B.

[QUOTE=SirMister; 1366440]Typical KAMP at the end of an industrial / commercial office area.

Actually on Imperial itself at the intersection there is a massage place too. At least a sign. But I drove all the way back to the end.

No Sign on the Door.

I wasn't even sure if I was at the right place!

The MMS was friendly. Small table at front showed me in. HUGE ROOM.

I am not sure why they have it setup like this.

There was extra stuff in it like a child's writing board (Chalk / Dry Erase).

There were some other stuff this is the first room to the right.

The bathroom did have a shower inside of it as well.

Provider was older. Friendly and flirty. But not my first choice if I went to a KAMP. But for the rarity of FS in Brea definitely you can find it there.[/QUOTE]

I decided to venture out away from my usual haunts and try something new. Came across the following two ads for the same place.

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/2814358201.html[/url]

[url]http://ocweekly.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/newport-beach-best-asian-therapeutic-massage/20065832[/url]

It's located in the old unincorporated triangle south-east of the OC Airport where all the classic "great" AMPs used to be back in the 80's and early 90's (Narita Spa, et al.) Couldn't find out much of anything through the usual research methods. They appeared relatively new and apparently went by a different name last year. Anyway, as I drove by the building I was a little disappointed to see the front door facing the main busy street. In order to get in you have to park on the side of the building and walk past all the other businesses to the AMP on the end. I normally don't like that much visibility. Regardless, I followed my little brain into the front door.

Greeted by thin, short, Korean / Japanese / Asian something gal in her 40's. She asked how long I wanted and, since I always go for the hour did so here. I was a little surprised at the. 7 entrance fee but, again, little brain was in control. She asked how I knew to come there since she didn't recognize me. (How can she tell, I though all us Haole Yuppie types look the same). I told her she came highly recommended by a guy named Frank. She says "do you mean 40-something Frank with the long hair?" I said, No, the 50-something Frank with no hair. She says,"Oh yea, that Frank." (Man, the BS we mongers have to go through). She takes me to a small room with a full locking door (good sign) and says "this room will give us the most privacy." (Another good sign.) She is wearing thin sweats and I can see her camel-toe. I get butt-ass nekid and give her a big hug when she walks back into the room. She asked if I like deep tissue or light touch. I said "combination."

She has me lay down, puts a sheet over me, and starts walking on my back, butt, arms and legs. That goes on for about 5 minutes. She then crouches down behind me and starts tickling the boys from behind for a minute or so then says turn over. She puts the stickiest oils I've ever felt on her hands (by the way there is no shower) and proceeds to give me the most mechanical hand job I've ever had. I tried to put my hands on her and she resisted every move. Not even a titty flash. Afterward (and now we are about 10 minutes into the hour mind you) she brought me a hot towel to wipe off the oil (which I had to do myself). She then proceeded to give a fairly decent scalp / face massage and massaged my torso and legs for another 15 minutes. At the end of that she says "ok, hour's up, get dressed." I said that wasn't an hour. She said (with humor),"you didn't come here for a massage anyway so what's the big deal." I wasn't in a mood to argue with her that I wanted the best of both worlds but she clearly didn't get the point. Tipped $.4 just cause I'm a nice guy.

If you want an overpriced quick jack-shack experience, by all means partake of this establishment. Otherwise, go elsewhere. I won't be returning. My 2-cents. AMP.

Hey AMP,

Just out of curiosity, if MMS had said on the second Frank try " No, not that Frank". What would have been your third option? 70 something Guy with one leg Frank or 80 something guy missing one eye Frank?!

Great review!

Baggens.

[QUOTE=AMP Addict; 1366919]I decided to venture out away from my usual haunts and try something new. Came across the following two ads for the same place.

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/2814358201.html[/url]

[url]http://ocweekly.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/newport-beach-best-asian-therapeutic-massage/20065832[/url]

It's located in the old unincorporated triangle south-east of the OC Airport where all the classic "great" AMPs used to be back in the 80's and early 90's (Narita Spa, et al.) Couldn't find out much of anything through the usual research methods. They appeared relatively new and apparently went by a different name last year. Anyway, as I drove by the building I was a little disappointed to see the front door facing the main busy street. In order to get in you have to park on the side of the building and walk past all the other businesses to the AMP on the end. I normally don't like that much visibility. Regardless, I followed my little brain into the front door.

Greeted by thin, short, Korean / Japanese / Asian something gal in her 40's. She asked how long I wanted and, since I always go for the hour did so here. I was a little surprised at the. 7 entrance fee but, again, little brain was in control. She asked how I knew to come there since she didn't recognize me. (How can she tell, I though all us Haole Yuppie types look the same). I told her she came highly recommended by a guy named Frank. She says "do you mean 40-something Frank with the long hair?" I said, No, the 50-something Frank with no hair. She says,"Oh yea, that Frank." (Man, the BS we mongers have to go through). She takes me to a small room with a full locking door (good sign) and says "this room will give us the most privacy." (Another good sign.) She is wearing thin sweats and I can see her camel-toe. I get butt-ass nekid and give her a big hug when she walks back into the room. She asked if I like deep tissue or light touch. I said "combination."

She has me lay down, puts a sheet over me, and starts walking on my back, butt, arms and legs. That goes on for about 5 minutes. She then crouches down behind me and starts tickling the boys from behind for a minute or so then says turn over. She puts the stickiest oils I've ever felt on her hands (by the way there is no shower) and proceeds to give me the most mechanical hand job I've ever had. I tried to put my hands on her and she resisted every move. Not even a titty flash. Afterward (and now we are about 10 minutes into the hour mind you) she brought me a hot towel to wipe off the oil (which I had to do myself). She then proceeded to give a fairly decent scalp / face massage and massaged my torso and legs for another 15 minutes. At the end of that she says "ok, hour's up, get dressed." I said that wasn't an hour. She said (with humor),"you didn't come here for a massage anyway so what's the big deal." I wasn't in a mood to argue with her that I wanted the best of both worlds but she clearly didn't get the point. Tipped $.4 just cause I'm a nice guy.

If you want an overpriced quick jack-shack experience, by all means partake of this establishment. Otherwise, go elsewhere. I won't be returning. My 2-cents. AMP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1366912]When you say older would it be 30-40? How was her bod, face etc. Etc?

D. B.[/QUOTE]Definitely wouldn't want her again!

Not skinny. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Sasha was her name ha ha another common one!

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1366337]You been on the forum a few months, why would you go there when at least 10 good reviewed places within 10 minutes of that place? Your only reviews are of this place and a legit place- all the reviews on 2209 main suck- whats the story?[/QUOTE]A friend at work told me it was good. Took his advice, bad idea he has no experience. Said the girl was hot. I really just wanted something by my shop and let little head think for me. No real story here I will find a good place close to me eventually. Thought I would share because that's why I joined.