Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BuckInHere;3669810]You are not alone in your boycott.[/QUOTE]I'm still going strong as well. I do have a utr massage gal down in Montgomery area that I still see, but she's a darn unicorn I tell ya, gorgeous brunette and doesn't break the bank. But no AMPs! Personally I buy the guys story below because I've done that successfully at typically no extras spots in BHM and MGM but not with enough consistency to report. Either way, I hope guys are joining our boycotting efforts! Especially if you are local and have been a regular supporter of these establishments for years. I promise the temporary sacrifice of staying away will benefit us all over time. Go to massage envy or a non AMP if you still must have your body massages! But know by visiting AMPs you are fighting against us and what we are trying to do. And we are the same ones that you will be sending PMs to asking for info later. LOL. #operationnodiyamps #noamps #boycottamps.

Guys, just got wind the AMP Lily that just opened in Chelsea is another BULLSHIT money TAKER. Was told the same people owns Angel in Hoover and Lotus on 280. So am I either in the wrong business or I am fucking crazy. To keep the doors open on three of these fuckers is beyond me, stick to our guns guys, BOYCOTT another few months and we should see some things change. There is money going in somewhere, damn sure not getting from me. I'm asking again, grow some balls and AVOID these places.

Bamaguy.

I don't know about the same people owning it. If they do, that'd be 4 that they own. The ones you mentioned plus the other Lily on 280 next to PNC bank. And that particular location is running on fumes. I go by there routinely and there's no one ever there.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3670944]Guys, just got wind the AMP Lily that just opened in Chelsea is another BULLSHIT money TAKER. Was told the same people owns Angel in Hoover and Lotus on 280. So am I either in the wrong business or I am fucking crazy. To keep the doors open on three of these fuckers is beyond me, stick to our guns guys, BOYCOTT another few months and we should see some things change. There is money going in somewhere, damn sure not getting from me. I'm asking again, grow some balls and AVOID these places.

Bamaguy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3671391]I don't know about the same people owning it. If they do, that'd be 4 that they own. The ones you mentioned plus the other Lily on 280 next to PNC bank. And that particular location is running on fumes. I go by there routinely and there's no one ever there.[/QUOTE]The Lily in Chelsea is a different owner than the other three. The place gives a shitty massage so if that is what you are into, you found a great place to go. LOL.

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I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you. I think these women are just trying to make money and keep themselves out of trouble. I am thankful that they will do as much as they do. If you want more, there are other Asian places offer it in Bham and of course there is Backpage.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]Most Mongers are married, I know if the wives knew a good massage and teasing to keep things interesting was the motive, we would need more than a forum to talk about it. LOL.

Moderator removed one of my comments, I do apologize if it seemed directed at a member, I won't ever post toward another board member. With only 2 post it does make members wonder the motive.

AMP's in general was the topic of discussion.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]I also agree with the above. The Asian masseuse I see is a licensed therapist who works very hard and is trying to raise her daughter. Yes, I enjoy the teasing, but she also gives a great massage. She is an extremely nice, interesting, and fun woman who studies and takes the technique of therapeutic massage very seriously. She does not promote herself as a sex worker and does not understand when men are ugly to her when she refuses to be a sex worker. I have come to know this woman and her daughter very well and, due to her language obstacles, my wife and I have become very involved in helping her with day to day matters. Treating these women poorly because they do not perform something that they never promised to do and is illegal to boot is simply not right. I have nothing against sex workers and those who seek these people, but most of the Asian masseuses I have come to know do not claim or pretend to be sex workers. Obviously, some are, but that does not make it OK to treat the others with contempt or disrespect simply because they are not what you want them to be.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]These places have always been a thinly veiled cover for illegal sexual activities. People that frequent them know that and they go there looking for those activities not a massage and a tease. The recent rash of these tease joints is simply a money making scheme they suck you in with the promise of something more but never deliver and people who are suckers go back again and again thinking once they get to know the girl or are a regular they'll get better treatment with a bigger menu it never I repeat never happens. And as long as people are stupid enough to frequent these tease joints they will continue to exist. Even in Atlanta where there are lots of legitimate choices they are beginning to get a toehold. That's why this forum is so important so that people can share information on what is legit and what is not. However it does no good if people continue to frequent the parlors that are simply tease joints it's stupid and a waste of money. For what you'll spend it at a tease joint you could get full service with a decent provider. If all you're looking for is a massage with a pretty girl you can get that at many therapeutic establishments. If we quit patronizing these stinking tease joints and spend our money for the real thing it WILL make a difference. I can promise you if the word gets around to enough people and they know before they go in that there's no possibility of any real sexual activity these places will begin to dry up. MJ.

It's so important to share information and not just here on the forum! All our buddies who hobby should be informed about these tease joints. So be sure to tell them all about it so they can boycott these phony AMP parlors too. Also be sure to tell them about this forum so they can be better informed. Knowledge is power! Let's put these phony tease joints out of business! MJ.

It's funny that the few people on here supporting these tease joints and sticking up for them are the ones with 3-4 posts and the ones that ask questions about places that's been reviewed on here 100 times, like one dude asking about Panda in Homewood. Do a search and see for yourself. And another thing to the so called supporters. All of us have had legit massages. We all no how they work. You're covered up properly, there's no showers, there's no funny business and it's a good massage. Now compare that with being butt ass naked, touching the masseuses ass and legs at times, them touching your balls, grazing your asshole, and then offering the oil to you to take care of yourself. All of that is against every ethical part of a legit massage business. So, if they're going to do all of that, it's not much to ask for a helping hand, since THEY are the ones initiating it. We're all not walking in there with our dicks out looking for action. So, come off your high horses and stop acting like these poor women are just trying to make a living and support a family. Most of them live in the damn parlor and stay there pretty much 24 hrs a day. So, keep the tears to where they belong.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money?[/QUOTE]Yes your honor he forced me by offering me a financial incentive, I'm the victim here.

Seriously, just shut up.

A2.

[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.

1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.

2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.

I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.

Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]I agree and happen to be married as well. I do enjoy a good massage and if I can get a favor then all the better. If not then I still got a great massage. Basically I let my tip reflect my satisfaction. A good massage with no extras gets a certain tip and a good massage with extras gets a different tip. I happen to have one of the so called legit places trained and they always take good care of me if you know what I mean. Took awhile but now trust has been established and they know what I want. I'll never divulge where because it would ruin a good deal for me and probably attract the wrong attention. I have no doubts I could have picked any one of these establishments and eventually gotten extras.

If the extras disappeared I'd still go just for the massage. It's that first extras second.

My. 02.

[QUOTE=ImKul;3673489]I also agree with the above. The Asian masseuse I see is a licensed therapist who works very hard and is trying to raise her daughter. Yes, I enjoy the teasing, but she also gives a great massage. She is an extremely nice, interesting, and fun woman who studies and takes the technique of therapeutic massage very seriously. She does not promote herself as a sex worker and does not understand when men are ugly to her when she refuses to be a sex worker. I have come to know this woman and her daughter very well and, due to her language obstacles, my wife and I have become very involved in helping her with day to day matters. Treating these women poorly because they do not perform something that they never promised to do and is illegal to boot is simply not right. I have nothing against sex workers and those who seek these people, but most of the Asian masseuses I have come to know do not claim or pretend to be sex workers. Obviously, some are, but that does not make it OK to treat the others with contempt or disrespect simply because they are not what you want them to be.[/QUOTE]I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.