Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GolDark;6705887]Not my words but a confession I found online.[/QUOTE]Man that's so sad to read. I pray someone encourages him to get help he needs before its too late.

[QUOTE=DansMurdock;6704157]Weed greatly enhances everything.[/QUOTE]Including the traffic fine and penalty if you get pulled over.

[QUOTE=MichiBob;6707209]Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.[/QUOTE]Think Shrek. Seriously. An older Shrek. The people that go see her have absolutely no concern about looks.

Been hobbying for 12 years ans finally made my way down to see her. You are in the middle of a BUSY subdivision street. I parked in her driveway, towards the back of the driveway where a single car garage is in the backyard. Not discreet at all.

She looks like an asexual odd looking asian lady who is probably mid 60's. Her body isn't bad but nothing exciting. Massage was mediocre at best. I thought I was going to get a nuru massage but she just sucked on me for a bit and then switched to mish. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=MichiBob;6707209]Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miggy90;6704568]I've been reading about 200 at these places. Is there a house fee on top of that?[/QUOTE]I remember the days 200 would get you a couple hours at M1.

Anyone Remer the blonde that was doing massages in waterford. Been a long time, she used to work out of those apartments on the far side by white lake and then moved to a house in waterford close to clarkston. She was always a good time.

[QUOTE=CarpetMunchr69;6708012]Been hobbying for 12 years ans finally made my way down to see her. You are in the middle of a BUSY subdivision street. I parked in her driveway, towards the back of the driveway where a single car garage is in the backyard. Not discreet at all.

She looks like an asexual odd looking asian lady who is probably mid 60's. Her body isn't bad but nothing exciting. Massage was mediocre at best. I thought I was going to get a nuru massage but she just sucked on me for a bit and then switched to mish. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I have seen her several times over the years. Always provides good service and has a good attitude. Nobody ever said she is a Playboy model. However, she isn't Shrek. If you wanted a nuru you should have requested it when you made your appointment. She has other services too. It appears there was a lack of communication.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight23;6707537]Man that's so sad to read. I pray someone encourages him to get help he needs before its too late.[/QUOTE]Sad indeed. That's all we can do.

There's a disturbing report for South Eastern Michigan. Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=JAsian;6708805]There's a disturbing report for South Eastern Michigan. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Ellaborate? Which one the raid at quality Asian?

[QUOTE=JAsian;6708805]There's a disturbing report for South Eastern Michigan. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]If true, that raid is way past due. The location and setup is all wrong for an AMP.

[QUOTE=Rgv956;6708831]Ellaborate? Which one the raid at quality Asian?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3597-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/URL]

[QUOTE=Riker36;6707727]Think Shrek. Seriously. An older Shrek. The people that go see her have absolutely no concern about looks.[/QUOTE]I concur with Riker. The best way to enjoy Downriver Nuru and Bonita (both highly reviewed over here) is to close your eyes and think about your neighbor while they do their job! Service 10/10, anything else no comments.

[QUOTE=Lamarr;6706573]Nobody there, barren lobby, locked door with a real estate card taped to the door. Was the number forwarded to their other locations?[/QUOTE]

Phone is not forwarded. Low profile because they are so darned close to Stevenson High School!

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.