Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3146141]So I was at the marker (aka market street) massage place in fairlawn Sunday morning. They were just opening. I got a suckie suckie wackie wackie and also sucked on her nice ta ta's. But after awhile I noticed she had the FUNK. She smelled. I think they sleep there at night and they don't have a shower. I see blankets and pillows on the couches. She had dirty smelly nipples. I could imagine what the cooch smelled like. When I was leaving another girl was washing her hair in the kitchen area.

A 60 shawnasee road, I also got to play with and suck some nips, but I was thinking, am I getting 2nd hand dirty nipple? I am not sure if they clean there nips after sessions.[/QUOTE]Definitely not going there now.

[QUOTE=Drtyolman;3157766]Direct from ADC. [/QUOTE]Went to an old doc today, did the full physical, touched my balls and everything. When I said I was having issues and asked for the script, he went into this long song and dance on how he's been married 40 years and preachy stuff. So a firm no and then said to look up some Masters and Johnson's tips or something whatever that meant. I've already asked a few so I'll probably just stop asking since I don't think I'll get it in the US. I might have to just wait to go abroad for a hassle free monger and a working member.

[QUOTE=Scire52;3160458]Went to an old doc today, did the full physical, touched my balls and everything. When I said I was having issues and asked for the script, he went into this long song and dance on how he's been married 40 years and preachy stuff. So a firm no and then said to look up some Masters and Johnson's tips or something whatever that meant. I've already asked a few so I'll probably just stop asking since I don't think I'll get it in the US. I might have to just wait to go abroad for a hassle free monger and a working member.[/QUOTE]That is frustrating. Did he have a legit reason? If not, maybe it's time to explain to the doctor that you're his customer not his child. I had to explain this to more than one holier than though saw bones.

[QUOTE=FreakyScotty;3161243]That is frustrating. Did he have a legit reason? If not, maybe it's time to explain to the doctor that you're his customer not his child. I had to explain this to more than one holier than though saw bones.[/QUOTE]No I think just some doctors have an old way of thinking. Also he was old doctor and I am a younger guy, but pe can happen to anyone. It's just sad that things are made so difficult here when if overseas its easier to get what you need and not leave it up to someone else's decision. Anyway I think its a sign to leave this on the backburner for now and maybe try to revisit it down the line with a different doctor & approach.

[QUOTE=Scire52;3161620]No I think just some doctors have an old way of thinking. Also he was old doctor and I am a younger guy, but pe can happen to anyone. It's just sad that things are made so difficult here when if overseas its easier to get what you need and not leave it up to someone else's decision. Anyway I think its a sign to leave this on the backburner for now and maybe try to revisit it down the line with a different doctor & approach.[/QUOTE]PM'd you bud.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3146141]So I was at the marker (aka market street) massage place in fairlawn Sunday morning. They were just opening. I got a suckie suckie wackie wackie and also sucked on her nice ta ta's. But after awhile I noticed she had the FUNK. She smelled. I think they sleep there at night and they don't have a shower. I see blankets and pillows on the couches. She had dirty smelly nipples. I could imagine what the cooch smelled like. When I was leaving another girl was washing her hair in the kitchen area.

A 60 shawnasee road, I also got to play with and suck some nips, but I was thinking, am I getting 2nd hand dirty nipple? I am not sure if they clean there nips after sessions.[/QUOTE]Didn't have the experience you had but then I got to meet the new girl Feona. Younger and better than the other two that have been there for awhile. She definitely had a firm handshake. She was at first straight forward and not talkative but I got her laughing towards the end. She's very cute and I enjoyed her perfume. I will back there again soon.

And no, they do not sleep there. There is someone that comes and picks them up at night and drops them off in the morning. Maybe they got rushed there and hadn't had time to take a shower.

[QUOTE=MisterPink;3164131]Didn't have the experience you had but then I got to meet the new girl Feona. Younger and better than the other two that have been there for awhile. She definitely had a firm handshake. She was at first straight forward and not talkative but I got her laughing towards the end. She's very cute and I enjoyed her perfume. I will back there again soon.

And no, they do not sleep there. There is someone that comes and picks them up at night and drops them off in the morning. Maybe they got rushed there and hadn't had time to take a shower.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your post so we can get back to providers and not limp cocks.

[QUOTE=Scire52;3160458]Went to an old doc today, did the full physical, touched my balls and everything. When I said I was having issues and asked for the script, he went into this long song and dance on how he's been married 40 years and preachy stuff. So a firm no and then said to look up some Masters and Johnson's tips or something whatever that meant. I've already asked a few so I'll probably just stop asking since I don't think I'll get it in the US. I might have to just wait to go abroad for a hassle free monger and a working member.[/QUOTE]I had a problem too & now take a Tongat Ali in the morning & a Horny Goat Weed (don't laugh) at night just 1 of ea a day & now I wake during the night & in the morn w / a woody!

Walking & doing some squats will help too.

[QUOTE=Frank69;3164144]Thank you for your post so we can get back to providers and not limp cocks.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Anyone visit an AMP lately?

[QUOTE=Scire52;3161620]No I think just some doctors have an old way of thinking. Also he was old doctor and I am a younger guy, but pe can happen to anyone. It's just sad that things are made so difficult here when if overseas its easier to get what you need and not leave it up to someone else's decision. Anyway I think its a sign to leave this on the backburner for now and maybe try to revisit it down the line with a different doctor & approach.[/QUOTE]I can share your pain little brother! Had the same problem years back with my younger female Dr. (I think fucking was a no, no in her world?) wouldn't give anything up to me, one visit told her if she isn't going to, have all my records ready when I leave, walk out the door, because I won't be back! Now you know we are "CASH cow"s so don't put up with this fucking BS. Find one that is interested in your" better" dick! Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3165172]I can share your pain little brother! Had the same problem years back with my younger female Dr. Drk.[/QUOTE]I think that's smart that I should go to the smaller or private clinics instead of the bigger hospitals and ask. It's funny though how they can so easily prescribe dangerous drugs for pain or the blues but its very hard for them to prescribe drugs for ED or even medical marijuana for pain which have less overall sides. Anyway next couple weeks I'm putting in some overtime at work to pay the bills and will try to see a different doc again in a couple weeks. If not then I'll try the foreign route or some other herbs that might work are horny goat weed & yohimbe. Happy holiday mongering!

Thinking of heading to the tiger. The 3 girls that are there this week I have seen 2 of them in past. I really enjoy yummi, and candi is ok. Does anyone have any experience with Lisa? I'm always up for a new experience but I also have a hard time stray away from what I know. If anyone can help out I would greatly appreciate it.

[QUOTE=ItsAllGood75;3167336]Thinking of heading to the tiger. The 3 girls that are there this week I have seen 2 of them in past. I really enjoy yummi, and candi is ok. Does anyone have any experience with Lisa? I'm always up for a new experience but I also have a hard time stray away from what I know. If anyone can help out I would greatly appreciate it.[/QUOTE]I love Lisa long time. All Tiger girls are worth it. Since they reopened, only had one bad experience with one other girl who came and went.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3168267]I love Lisa long time. All Tiger girls are worth it. Since they reopened, only had one bad experience with one other girl who came and went.[/QUOTE]We'll have you ever seen yummi? How does she compared to her I mean are her massages good how did she do on the flip? I've had an awesome time every time with yummi. I would just like to know if I'm going to get the same attention from Lisa as I do yummi.

[QUOTE=ItsAllGood75;3168863]We'll have you ever seen yummi? How does she compared to her I mean are her massages good how did she do on the flip? I've had an awesome time every time with yummi. I would just like to know if I'm going to get the same attention from Lisa as I do yummi.[/QUOTE]Lisa blows Yumi out of the water, based on my experiences.

[QUOTE=CPGuy;3169177]Lisa blows Yumi out of the water, based on my experiences.[/QUOTE]Any of the Tiger girls are good. Lisa is a little older, but sucks and fucks like a champ.

I drove by the old Tokyo spa today and had a sinking feeling in my gut. I loved that place Does anyone know if Bonnie AKA Froggy is working in the area? I know she had that deep scratchy voice, but she treated me so damn good. She gave the best table shower slip and slide.

[QUOTE=AmishStud;3174022]I drove by the old Tokyo spa today and had a sinking feeling in my gut. I loved that place Does anyone know if Bonnie AKA Froggy is working in the area? I know she had that deep scratchy voice, but she treated me so damn good. She gave the best table shower slip and slide.[/QUOTE]She's made an appearance at Tiger several times but under a different name that I can't remember. Anyone?

Ok, never have gotten to experience a slip & slide. Yep I know. Really want to try this. But what is it? I don't actually know. But with this who is the best to see for. A tutorial? LOL.

[QUOTE=MisterPink;3178568]She's made an appearance at Tiger several times but under a different name that I can't remember. Anyone?[/QUOTE]At Tiger she went by Jackie. I'll occasionally ask Sara when she might be coming back, maybe if enough of us ask it could happen.

All these mongers or want to be mongers don't know what stuff is or where places are at. IE: Slip and slide. Google it dude. Someone asked me where Tiger Spa was in an email. Google it dude. Read the forums. Do the work. UGH!

[QUOTE=MisterPink;3178568]She's made an appearance at Tiger several times but under a different name that I can't remember. Anyone?[/QUOTE]Jackie at the old sun, I think I may have saddled her with the froggy nick name. Definitely not my favorite but like most at sun a solid choice back then. She would play second or third fiddle when cookie and nana were also there. Kinda think she probably retired her slip and slider phlip.

Anyone know the current Tiger line up?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=MisterHank;3182292]Anyone know the current Tiger line up?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I asked mama who's working today & she acts like she doesn't know what I'm asking about so I do know Cherry is working there, she made me berry happy, happy!

[QUOTE=SlooHands;3186640]I asked mama who's working today & she acts like she doesn't know what I'm asking about so I do know Cherry is working there, she made me berry happy, happy![/QUOTE]The real small Mamason doesn't know English very well. The other one does. Rosa, who I haven't seen in a long time, doesn't know English very well either.

I know Candy and Lisa are working. Don't know if CHerry is the third. Could be her.

I agree. Basics, such as activities to expect at an AMP, terms and location can be found using the search function. Also, I am tired of reading about where / what ED meds. C'Mon. Guys, seriously? In this day and age of the internet, if you can't figure out how to get a couple prescription meds for your personal use then you probably shouldn't be hobbying anyways. Keep the intel relevant.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3179354]All these mongers or want to be mongers don't know what stuff is or where places are at. IE: Slip and slide. Google it dude. Someone asked me where Tiger Spa was in an email. Google it dude. Read the forums. Do the work. UGH![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hematoma;3187728]I agree. Basics, such as activities to expect at an AMP, terms and location can be found using the search function. Also, I am tired of reading about where / what ED meds. C'Mon. Guys, seriously? In this day and age of the internet, if you can't figure out how to get a couple prescription meds for your personal use then you probably shouldn't be hobbying anyways. Keep the intel relevant.[/QUOTE]I second what you said. I'm far from internet literate but I can find all those things myself.

X Niles monger been in Florida for 10 years heading back north, any intel who has the biggest ones? Help me out please.

Any idea what the lineup is? Lots of posts about Tiger, wondering if anyone has been to Hot Sun? TIA.

[QUOTE=Rafficax;3191916]Any idea what the lineup is? Lots of posts about Tiger, wondering if anyone has been to Hot Sun? TIA.[/QUOTE]I am loyal to the tiger. Was at sun a long time ago.

[QUOTE=MarkoRusso;3191308]X Niles monger been in Florida for 10 years heading back north, any intel who has the biggest ones? Help me out please.[/QUOTE]Biggest as in long or as in areola size?

[QUOTE=Frank69;3192547]Biggest as in long or as in areola size?[/QUOTE]Isn't there a web site? I want a big nipple dot com?

[QUOTE=Rafficax;3191916]Any idea what the lineup is? Lots of posts about Tiger, wondering if anyone has been to Hot Sun? TIA.[/QUOTE]Swung by Sun the other day. Nice enough, But was kinda boring I guess. Will swing by the cat next time.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3192698]Isn't there a web site? I want a big nipple dot com?[/QUOTE]The long ones. Thanks!

[QUOTE=MarkoRusso;3193803]The long ones. Thanks![/QUOTE]Nana but she hasn't been around for a while. There are rumors she is retired.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;3194647]Nana but she hasn't been around for a while. There are rumors she is retired.[/QUOTE]Long and erect, but one time and only one time (must have been summer) they were puffy oh my phlip.

Wondering if it's the same or changed (Tiger). Would like to visit next day or two. Is Candy still there? Thanks.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;3194685]Long and erect, but one time and only one time (must have been summer) they were puffy oh my phlip.[/QUOTE]Same Nana from like 10 years ago, bad teeth?

[QUOTE=Hbear21;3194647]Nana but she hasn't been around for a while. There are rumors she is retired.[/QUOTE]There have been reported sightings of her working at one of the spas in Flushing.

[QUOTE=MisterPink;3195758]There have been reported sightings of her working at one of the spas in Flushing.[/QUOTE]Flushing as in Queens NYC? A few Christmas's ago at Sun had one from Atlanta with nipples you could hang your hat and keys on.