The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3121998]Are all the non stop text messages trying to act like a dude yet I sniff you out the very first text and then you still text saying "I don't see any reviews on TER". You won't LOL. It took me 5 pm's to get banned with the last one telling them what pussies they were and how fierce and mighty Oz IS and to take their site and shove it up their azz. Again, I am not defined by reveiws I'm defined by the one (s) who chose to spend their time with me. Move along.

Swags.[/QUOTE]I'm with Swags on this one. TER has too damn many rules. Can't say this. Can't say that. Have to wait three months between reviews of the same person. And don't even think about mentioning anything about a drug habit. In one review, I said that as soon as she had the money, she was on the phone to her dealer and that got the review bounced. They've even got rules on rating. We probably can't even say that someone fakes an orgasm either. I'm staying with the Wizard. RW.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3122415]Victory dinner.

Stone crab claw app. , Homeade Crab Bisque, Rock Shrimp with a hearty shrimp salas. Bon Appetite.

Swags.[/QUOTE]That is one helluva dinner. That's right up my alley. It looks and sounds, delicious.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3123854]So one of my many creepers sent me a text this morning saying by the way I think your YouTube video on your ad is just music. I mean really yes it's an Eminem video did he think he was going to get pole dancing.

Jeez.[/QUOTE]Maybe it was this guy.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3123854]So one of my many creepers sent me a text this morning saying by the way I think your YouTube video on your ad is just music. I mean really yes it's an Eminem video did he think he was going to get pole dancing.

Jeez.[/QUOTE]This is the perfect link to put in your ad.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmJ3qCnGBE[/URL]

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3125519]Ladies you can mail a money order directly to backpage and best part is you get credits dollar-for-dollar so you send 50 bucks you get 50 credits 20 bucks you get 20 credits. And because you're actually saving since you're not getting ripped off by the other companies you can afford the $10 overnight fee to get it there right away.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on over 2,000 posts!!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3124409]Stage performance.

[URL]https://youtu.be/UxoexzqPWTg[/URL]

Clown with turrets.

[URL]https://youtu.be/aP0IUm-zg1o[/URL][/QUOTE]This is why you always use fake name and phone.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3126034]Congratulations on over 2,000 posts!![/QUOTE]Same here. I enjoy her posts, but it's been quiet lately.

We have a post from a first time poster stating some information that people who have been to BB know is incorrect. Looks like a fishing expedition to try to get members to call him out and for us to state what the real prices are. I would mark this post as suspicious.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[QUOTE=Jdfewf;3130462]BB.

- Dreamed twice. Both times gave them the. 6 once inside and they proceeded with CBJ, cfs. First time with Shirley. Very nice, hot, firm body with bolt ons. Second time with Isabelle. Natural and soft. Isabelle was much more into and does this thing where it feels like she squeezes junior as she rides you. Sadly I went at a busy time with Isabelle and was rushed out without really a massage. If you want an actual massage, this isn't your place. It was all I dream, but I do remember Shirley telling me in it that they were getting all new girls after this month.[/QUOTE]

I always enjoy her intriguing post, her self confidence and imaginative wit and style. Come back swags! Bush Hog.

NEWS FROM LONDON.

In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.

Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer "in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in".

"This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn't end well," she said.

The Queen urged Americans to write in her name on Election Day, after which the transition to British rule could begin "with a minimum of bother".

Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured them, "Parliament would play no role in this deal. This would be an old-school monarchy. Just me, and then, assuming you'd rather not have Charles, we could go straight to William and those children of his who have mesmerized you so".

Using the closing moments of her speech to tout her credentials, the Queen made it clear that she has never used e-mail, and has only had sex with one person "very occasionally".

[QUOTE=BushHog;3132531]I always enjoy her intriguing post, her self confidence and imaginative wit and style. Come back swags! Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]According to her ads she is now a Russian Princess named Svetlana. My guess she is staying low key because she is the source of the WikiLeaks.

BBH.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3132531]I always enjoy her intriguing posts, her self confidence and imaginative wit and style. Come back swags! Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I check out The Rat Trap primarily to see what Swags has posted. I even posted a comic in an attempt to lure her out. Hopefully, she's OK. I miss her too. RW.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3132531]I always enjoy her intriguing post, her self confidence and imaginative wit and style. Come back swags! Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]You forgot to mention self absorbed, incoherent (depending on how she is self medicated), paranoid, vindictive, aging fast, apparently now embracing her inner Russian (as opposed to her outer Alabamian) and probably looks sexy in orange.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;3133757]You forgot to mention self absorbed, incoherent (depending on how she is self medicated), paranoid, vindictive, aging fast, apparently now embracing her inner Russian (as opposed to her outer Alabamian) and probably looks sexy in orange.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Yep, and she "use" to advertise as the "Pole Her Express".

I think she only changed from that to being a "Russian Goddess" because all her current clients were telling her they thought she was more like the "Grand Funk Railroad".

I hear she was the inspiration for the Grand Funk Railroad's song "Walk Like A Man".

Cause those pictires have been around since sputnik was launched.

That face these days looks like the cold war.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3134127]At least get it right so you Don't look like a stalking douche (ette). It's Goddess moron.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;3134722]Cause those pictires have been around since sputnik was launched.

That face these days looks like the cold war.

BBH 💂.[/QUOTE]I think she must be a Trump Love Child. You know, one of those pussies The Donald grabbed somewhere along the way, but surely A F*CKING LONG TIME AGO.

That's the only explanation for her being as truly delusional as he is.