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Only Review I found is an older one. Here it is. I take no credit for making this review. Just trying to help a fellow monger who could not find the info.

Lynda. Athens.

Took one for the team a few days ago. I could not find or solicit a review of Lynda. Athens [URL]http://chattanooga.backpage.com/Fema...essee/17533202[/URL] so after a couple of phone calls I dreamed I made the trip South for a meet. In that dream:

The lady I met probably was the girl in the pictures. Several years ago. However, she is well kept. Long legs of a runner and reasonable bolt-on made her very attractive.

The lady I met was very laid back and easy to talk to. No signs or drugs or drama.

I dreamed there was no BBBJ to start. Instead there was a nice massage with warming lotion which was unusual and interesting.

Problem came with the cover. I had to provide but I was prepared. From the moment it went on the visit was all about getting me to pop and out the door. When I dream I pay for an hour I would like the dream to last more than 20 min. I mentioned that in a nice way and was advised to let her know in advance next time. WTF?

There probably will not be a next time for me but, YMMV.

[QUOTE=VolNation;3280737]Only Review I found is an older one. Here it is. I take no credit for making this review. Just trying to help a fellow monger who could not find the info.

Lynda. Athens.

Took one for the team a few days ago. I could not find or solicit a review of Lynda. Athens [URL]http://chattanooga.backpage.com/Fema...essee/17533202[/URL] so after a couple of phone calls I dreamed I made the trip South for a meet. In that dream:

The lady I met probably was the girl in the pictures. Several years ago. However, she is well kept. Long legs of a runner and reasonable bolt-on made her very attractive.

The lady I met was very laid back and easy to talk to. No signs or drugs or drama.

I dreamed there was no BBBJ to start. Instead there was a nice massage with warming lotion which was unusual and interesting.

Problem came with the cover. I had to provide but I was prepared. From the moment it went on the visit was all about getting me to pop and out the door. When I dream I pay for an hour I would like the dream to last more than 20 min. I mentioned that in a nice way and was advised to let her know in advance next time. WTF?

There probably will not be a next time for me but, YMMV.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much for the intel! Sounds like a mundane visit. I've been curious about seeing her for a year, now I know better.

[QUOTE=MsgGuy;3280851]Thanks so much for the intel! Sounds like a mundane visit. I've been curious about seeing her for a year, now I know better.[/QUOTE]Often, especially here, lack of information is all the information you need. Be safe.

[QUOTE=MsgGuy;3278654]I had a recent session with Skye and got massage drunk. She is great at it, but even after a few sessions with her, she still didn't give any hints of HE. She seems to be a straight provider with some pretty odd conversations, but man she gives a great massage.[/QUOTE]HE is certainly available. I saw her for a long time without getting a happy ending. Last year however I had a few happy endings from her. The first time she stripped down to a tiny pair of panties and did the whole massage. She rubbed her ample breasts all over me and it was great. She was in good shape at that time. I saw her later that year and she had put on weight. She was still willing to get topless and give me a HE even then. CI'm pretty sure that she is on and off of drugs and that can lead to some weird behavior. She is really sweet and I feel bad for her.

[QUOTE=Professor69;3279277]Ditto on the whole sentence.[/QUOTE]Let me add my heart felt dittos.

Has anyone had any experience with the massage lady named Jessica in Alcoa? PM with details. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Brad69;3285684]HE is certainly available. I saw her for a long time without getting a happy ending. Last year however I had a few happy endings from her. The first time she stripped down to a tiny pair of panties and did the whole massage. She rubbed her ample breasts all over me and it was great. She was in good shape at that time. I saw her later that year and she had put on weight. She was still willing to get topless and give me a HE even then. CI'm pretty sure that she is on and off of drugs and that can lead to some weird behavior. She is really sweet and I feel bad for her.[/QUOTE]Well I think I was the one who saw her when she first started and in took about 5 visits before she gave me a very happy ending an then after that it was a regular thing till I moved on.

Oh what a day. No the Harriman back slap is not a new sex move. It was my experience today at that wonderful spa in Harriman. A lot has changed. Now has 2 MMS and they are even older than before. How is that possible? Then my girl comes in and I swear I did my best to understand her. Her name was either Adi or Heidi. Maybe you guys can figure it out. FS is not an option. BYOC next visit according to her. The best part was after her bad oral was telling me to flip and she would massage. I thought. Great. Something I was not counting on after but I could use it. She proceeded to slap the hell out of my back for 3 minutes, then hugged me and told me to have a nice day. I am beginning to thing I attract weirdness!

[QUOTE=VolNation;3288760]Oh what a day. No the Harriman back slap is not a new sex move. It was my experience today at that wonderful spa in Harriman. A lot has changed. Now has 2 MMS and they are even older than before. How is that possible? Then my girl comes in and I swear I did my best to understand her. Her name was either Adi or Heidi. Maybe you guys can figure it out. FS is not an option. BYOC next visit according to her. The best part was after her bad oral was telling me to flip and she would massage. I thought. Great. Something I was not counting on after but I could use it. She proceeded to slap the hell out of my back for 3 minutes, then hugged me and told me to have a nice day. I am beginning to thing I attract weirdness![/QUOTE]I've been going to this one for a while myself. They are very hot or miss in the past two months. Back in late December they had a great provider that gave amazing FS, and a BBBJ. Sadly she is long gone and this new girl you are talking about won't give any service till you've been there one or two times, and she isn't that great. Everything is on the menu though from what I can tell. However, I personally think I'm going to give it a month or two and let them get some new girls again.

[QUOTE=FNord523;3289990]I've been going to this one for a while myself. They are very hot or miss in the past two months. Back in late December they had a great provider that gave amazing FS, and a BBBJ. Sadly she is long gone and this new girl you are talking about won't give any service till you've been there one or two times, and she isn't that great. Everything is on the menu though from what I can tell. However, I personally think I'm going to give it a month or two and let them get some new girls again.[/QUOTE]I have been a regular there recently. The last time, a week or so ago, I got Ruby. She was younger than most and fairly pretty, but I wasnt thrilled with service. Most everything was on the table in the usual 1. 4 To 1. 8 range. It was there, but I don't know, it wasnt all that great. . 8 at entry with older MMS and a so so massage and she did hurt me a few times. I believe there was a positive report of Ruby recently, but I wasnt so impressed.

Have also had Mimi a few times. She is somewhat older. Probably the canonical 50 ish 60 ish that most of them are, to be honest. Thin trim body with average looks. But I have done better with her. She is eager to please and did so for me. Prices about the same. But a more positive experience for me at least. Have found this many times. The ones that arent quite as young and good looking try harder. So I'd Rather go with that.

Have been caught a couple times when they were closed. So I always call first.

[QUOTE=TenAnmp;3291016]I have been a regular there recently. The last time, a week or so ago, I got Ruby. She was younger than most and fairly pretty, but I wasnt thrilled with service. Most everything was on the table in the usual 1. 4 To 1. 8 range. It was there, but I don't know, it wasnt all that great. . 8 at entry with older MMS and a so so massage and she did hurt me a few times. I believe there was a positive report of Ruby recently, but I wasnt so impressed.

Have also had Mimi a few times. She is somewhat older. Probably the canonical 50 ish 60 ish that most of them are, to be honest. Thin trim body with average looks. But I have done better with her. She is eager to please and did so for me. Prices about the same. But a more positive experience for me at least. Have found this many times. The ones that arent quite as young and good looking try harder. So I'd Rather go with that.

Have been caught a couple times when they were closed. So I always call first.[/QUOTE]I've been there several times over the past few months being very satisfied after each visit with one exception. A couple weeks ago I went there (2 hour round trip) and met a lady I never seen before. The massage was better than other gals there but was no HE whatsoever, even after I practically begged. I couldn't understand her name but don't think I will be going back for awhile.

Does anyone have reports on this one?

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-ease-your-mind/20584155[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheIncome100;3292421]Does anyone have reports on this one?

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-ease-your-mind/20584155[/URL][/QUOTE]Scroll down a bit looking for posts on Lindsey.

Best massage in Halls is out of business. My buddy was just there, sign on the door with instructions how to get gift certificate refunds. Another one bites the dust.

Has anyone seen this good looking lady for a massage? She appears to be low key, low volume and sort of UTR. Only has an ad every once in a while and has them in secluded locations.

Am trying to set something up for tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has seen her or knows anything about her. You may PM me. Thanks Ron.