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Delightful body work by Angelina - Avoid - TOFTT
I happened to be down by Fair Oaks (not my usual area) yesterday and was feeling stiff. Took a look on CL and saw the picture in the ad, nice. I knew the pic was too good to be true, but I figured I would roll the dice anyway. Called a made an appointment and after the 2 call routine I was there. I was welcomed by a fair skinned Latina (Puerto Rican I think) who was not ugly, but far from the gal in the ad. Short story - 10 to 15 min. of light touch (can't even call it massage), flip, a quick application of a mound of lotion and vigorous handshake. Out in 25 min. Disappointing. Specific details available for anyone who needs further convincing to avoid this one!
Advertised on CL as:
[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1443009653.html[/url]
DELIGHTFUL_____BODY______WORK____BY______"ANGELINA"________________80$ (FAIROAKS,FAIRFAX)
DELIGHTFUL BODY WORK.......
80$ = 60 MINUTE SESSION
60$ = 30 MINUTE SESSION
INTERNATIONAL THERAPIEST (ANGELINA)
(571) 224 - 7899
Halloween Candy – a treat today
Pilot Aviator has safely landed back in NoVA. 13 hours in a van = an opportunity for a local massage. My posts have shown both positive and negative fun at the Downy SPA -- but I really wanted to see Candy today (a woman with a perfect body).
Candy proved to be as sweet as her name on this visit.
Arrival & Preliminaries (7/10)
I called ahead (MMS answered phone "yes, no problem for appointment today”)
{a recent posting regarding the Downy SPA indicated business had been slow – I think I was the first client today and was the only client until just before I left}.
MMS answered the door – she is pleasant enough but does not recognize me from my earlier visits – takes me to room #1 and collects the house .8
The SPA has all the amenities. MMS brought my change and took me to the sauna for 5 minutes….and then Candy took me to the shower.
Table Shower (7/10)
Average TS. It took a while for the water to warm. Not a lot of enthusiasm during the wash (although everything was washed good and clean). Back to the sauna to get dry (a nice experience). Then back to the room. As she adjusted the not-so-harsh lighting, Candy noticed that under my car keys next to the lamp was more than the usual number of her friends named Jackson. In the past she complained (to the point of discomfort) my tip was too low – today I wanted no such non-sense, so it was left in plain sight to eliminate the suspense.
Massage (4/10): I already knew massage was not Candy’s forte – she sits on your back and pushes some. She is quite soft, weighs next to nothing and it is nice, but it is not a massage. Fortunately, after about 12 minutes she suggested we move on.
Ending (9+/10)
Candy made the rest of the visit very enjoyable. Reverse massage, sweet tastes and as fine a simulation of other delights as you will likely find.
After.
A warm, wet towel for face and elsewhere, mouthwash, and some more front massage that was better than the back massage.
Departure (7/10)
Time is up (but was not short-changed at all). Help to get dressed. Offer of water. Please come again (her mind had most likely already moved on to the next client).
Overall (8+/10)
I mentioned above I had left the tip by the lamp – I saw no reason to put any of Andrew’s brothers back in my pocket. Yes, I know it was too much for what boils down to NoVA standard - but she does have some flair.
(FWIW - I won’t be inflating tips as a common practice and I note others are discussing tip levels again -- NoVA standard should be .4 // but if it is your own money, do with it what you will)
Therapist: Candy
Age: over 40 – but the body of an athletic, slender 20-year old.
Physical: 5'-8", 100#; Long, black, very soft hair (it used to be very long – she had it cut probably 12 inches shorter since my last visit). Epitomizes the term "spinner" – fit, toned, thin, busty (natural “C”)
FBAS: 6 / 10 / 8 / 8+
Repeatability: I really like other places and other ladies better. But, for today, I really wanted a true-spinner. Likely I will repeat – but not very often. Others I know have a more fun attitude and more energy at a lower total cost.
Facilities
Cleanliness: 10
Convenience: 8
Discreetness: Professional office complex townhouse parking allows for discrete parking.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA
PS – for the best massage of your life – go to Daytona – see my post on that board.
are you guys smoking dope?
OK, after reading all the recent hype, I decided to go check out kt. I called, and mamasan tells me all the girls are 23-25. When I arrive, mamasan takes me to the room and tells me to undress and get ready for ts.
In a few minutes, mamasan takes me to the ts and she washes me. wtf! 70yo grandma ts's me. I asked where's the girl, and she tells me she's the one who does ts's. OK, w/e.
After the ts, she takes me back to the room, and she leaves... finally! Then, walks in not a 23 yo, or 24 yo, or 25 yo... no, not anywhere in the 20's or 30's. In walks a freaking 40ish woman. I ask for another girl, and another girl walks in, and she's also 40ish.
She entices me that she gives a hell of a massage. So I go for it. And I have to admit: she does give one hell of a massage. She lays a hot towel on my back and legs, and they felt great. And she spends an hour massaging my back and legs.
Afterwards, she asks if I want more, and I tell her no. She asks why, and I tell her that I'm not into screwing my mom or grandmom. So off I go.
Overall, 10 on massage, 0 on age truth, 0 on ts (I'm going to have nightmares from now on of 70 yo grandma scrubbing me down... brrrrrrrrrrrr!), and no rating on after-massage service.
Unless I need a back massage, no way in hell am I returning back to this place.
Peace!
