Time to Summarize and Move On
[QUOTE=BenderOver;6047037]Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.
What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.
The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..[/QUOTE]I am I am developing BW-Review-Fatigue from the whipsawing reports. May I summarize the bottom line here?
It sounds like you have not been there in a while. Several of us have gone there recently and noticed that they have embarked on a new campaign to deal with sheets and towels. They to have drying racks and be folding sheets if you come in at the right time. The sheets and towels are squeaky clean. As they have always been for years. Some speculate that this is in reaction to reports of dirty towels on this forum, despite repeated rebuttals from long term respected members.
Also discussed on this forum several times (by Grimmly et al), is that the carpet around the bed can be moist because the ladies bring in little pails of hot soapy water which they use to do a "very thorough cleaning. " Its virtually impossible for there to be jizz on the carpet unless you have a curved sheppard's stick for a pecker. If you are lying down getting serviced, your wood is angled toward your own face. And there is a girl who is body blocking any stream of jizz from going into orbit.
As for the rest of the place. I would agree with you. Nothing to write home to mama about. Kinda so-so, but its so dark its hard to tell. Nothing overly dirty but not sparkling fresh, and no smell of pinesol. But sheets and towels are were the rubber meets the road and they have always been clean and new.
As for service, I also agree pretty much. There are sort of two classes of Whack-a-pole places. Some that do a respectable massage versus some that just go through the motions somewhat briefly with little effort and short you time. BW along several other places is in higher class of respectable massages. Some guys glow about the amazing quality and perhaps a few say they got a half-ass job but you almost never hear of getting shorted.
Also agree that there is not a lot of distinction in the attractiveness, bodies, or extra services. Why guys go back is their art-of-the-tease which is the best. I always wondered why their competitors don't copy them.
I have yet to see any fat Latina, freaky Latina, skinny Latina, any transexual, any sheepdog trained as a masseuse, nor dripping stalagtyes of fossilized cum dripping down the ceiling. I am still loooking though.
Meanwhile a good monger diet should include a variety from the various monger food groups. Don't obsess with one place or "you will miss all that heavenly glory" (Bruce Lee).
