Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ButterDog;2229826]As my Gran Pappy Beauregard Dog would say, "bless your heart". Studley, Google "golden shower" and then re-read the post.

I guess that I was naive to believe that everyone on this board was a degenerate like myself. How did you ever find yourself in an AMP?

BD.[/QUOTE]Okay. My first experiences with massage were in NJ where everybody goes to an AMP as a very good place to go. I was considering to rename this post "nothing is what you think it is" because no matter why you go to a massage parlor it is a crap shoot when it comes down to the actual service. I can ask an American woman what I want or ask an Asian lady that speaks three words of English and still get the same result for 100 dollars less. Just about every AMP in NJ and NY is run by the NYC Korean mob and every AMP in Philly by the Chinese mob; this is probably why we see them in MD and other states also. Sometimes organized crime is more organized than anything else. My experiences with most AMPs have been positive and I intend to continue my patronage of these establishments. Most importantly, these Asian girls are very clean and careful about disease spreading issues; I have never seen one look like an addict or someone that is neglected. Most move on to other things. Studmore.

[QUOTE=ArtFish;2233413]How old were your providers?[/QUOTE]I am not good with ages. But guessing. Late 30's to mid 40's.

[QUOTE=Tyler123;2233238]Who is the best it hottest provider at vita revive?[/QUOTE]Jessica by far who has been best for you there.

[QUOTE=Tyler123;2233238]Who is the best it hottest provider at vita revive?[/QUOTE]She doesn't do massage but the owner, Irina will jack you after a Brazilian.

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2235303]She doesn't do massage but the owner, Irina will jack you after a Brazilian.[/QUOTE]I've seen this place but I haven't gone in yet. Do all the massages have extras? Or should I just save my time and go some place else?

[QUOTE=ClubChecka;2235577]I've seen this place but I haven't gone in yet. Do all the massages have extras? Or should I just save my time and go some place else?[/QUOTE]I would save time and money unless this place has changed.

[QUOTE=ClubChecka;2235577]I've seen this place but I haven't gone in yet. Do all the massages have extras? Or should I just save my time and go some place else?[/QUOTE]YMMV How can anyone know what your experience will be? Encounters always can vary the only guarantee at any place is you will get a massage. Now go give it a shot and report back.

[QUOTE=CoinDad;2234639]Jessica by far who has been best for you there.[/QUOTE]I agree with Jessica being the best looking. She will also give you a Brazilian and HE after, best feeling after the pain. Irena does it also. They better know you or you won't get the HE. Julia from TBC works out of there, she is better looking than Jessica but has an uppity attitude. I was a regular of hers at TBC, she would blow me, let me go down on her, make out with me, everything but FS. Now its just a 20 minute rub and jerk off. She was GFE before and it was great. She advertises on BP in body rubs as the European blond. She is Russian and very good looking with a great body but she has very strict limits now.

The bottom line is that Irena is trying to run a legit place, not a are & T, per se. Old clients from TBC get the treatment but nothing like TBC, just HE. I have seen more women than men in there every time.

Hey guys does anyone know where Alex from Hana Spa went? She went on vacation and management told me that she no longer works there. She was the best!

[QUOTE=ArtFish;2233413]How old were your providers?[/QUOTE]I was a regular at this. Place great massage excellent customer service just not enough on table.

I think her name is "Sunny" I'm not completely sure. She works at the Belle Point Dr at Greenbelt. She is tall, skinny and has curves like an hour glass. She has a good apperance and provided great service. She tried to be articulate and her communication skills was good. She was smooth. By that I mean she had me on the massage table and ready to go with ease and comfort. Her massage was also very smooth. The touch of her hands felt really good. After paying a reasonable price I have to tell my friends about her. Pm me for more info.

All this talk about Vita Revive and I've yet to see anyone mention Lada. I'm assuming she's no longer there?

[QUOTE=DerpMike;2237646]All this talk about Vita Revive and I've yet to see anyone mention Lada. I'm assuming she's no longer there?[/QUOTE]I never heard of Lada there. There are two other providers that are Russian. I would give them 4 for looks and body, service and attitude are much better. It gets the job done and the pricing is half of what it was at TBC but their quality of appearance isn't so good. I like some eye candy and will pay for it.

[QUOTE=Rockman2000;2237979]I never heard of Lada there. There are two other providers that are Russian. I would give them 4 for looks and body, service and attitude are much better. It gets the job done and the pricing is half of what it was at TBC but their quality of appearance isn't so good. I like some eye candy and will pay for it.[/QUOTE]I decided to shoot them an email asking if Lada is still around. They responded saying she is, and works all but Wednesday I believe. I remember on one of my visits the one owner saying they usually call her "Lucy" to the customers because Lada might be different for some to remember. It's been at least a year since I visited but she was early to mid-40's, maybe 5'5", short blonde hair, Russian or Eastern European accent. She had a killer, fairly fit body and really nice tits, for her age. And she provides a great service. I had only seen her a few times and cut back because it can be pricey at that place, but in a few visits I got her completely nude with free roam, including some nice FIV, and some lite BBBJ mixed with an amazingly slow but firm handshake. I've read that more visits with her gets you much further. I'd assume if I were to go back and she remembered me I could push it to the next level. Now I'm making myself want to try. If I do I'll certainly report back.

I have been visiting family in York and have been dreaming about getting down to Baltimore for some massage. In my dream I came upon a pigeon and followed it to its coop. I checked the BP paper on the bottom of the cage and I saw a price; I am sure said $50 for 60 minutes. I get to the address but did not know what building they were in. A call confirmed their location. Then, on the door the sign said cross keys acupressure (pigeon not mentioned). Did I go to the wrong coop? I went In and a small middle aged woman with short dark hair led me to a room. The sign on the wall had pricing different than what the BP ad said. I tried to communicate this to her and she acted like she didn't understand. (now the BP ad is changed). I declined the table bath and got ready. She came in and insisted I get the table bath for the additional. 1. Well, I only take a fixed amount into these places so I figured her tip would just be $10 less. The table bath is good for a very good scrubbing with Loofa type mitts, and she thoroughly cleaned the back door. However, the room was chilly and the bath about froze me to death. Luckily, she warmed me back up with towels and rubbing. After the bath face down, she used a light oil and light touch sort of sensual rub. Then flip over for the bath for the front. All areas were thoroughly cleaned there as well. More light oil and light touch and again a flip back to face down for the acupressure. You can get it anyway you like it from soft to medium to hard. I took it hard and she really worked me over, but then I had some very tight knots. . We finally got to the ending, which was the standard finish and I left happy. All told, I got out for $. Unlike most AMPs, I got my full hour here. It was an overall enjoyable dream that I hope to have again someday.

Chessi69.

Hey Guys. Was looking for any favs you guys might have for keeping up with my prostate health. It's been awhile, haven't found a willing provider, and I think I'm in need of a follow up.

Please PM with suggestions. No pun intended. Thanks!

The.

Providence, RI is nice and probably should be on top 10 list. I am so sure about Atlanta as quality has been on decline like DC and Baltimore. Although Atlanta has a few nice privately run ones outside of the typical AMPs in Buclhead, Buford Hwy, etc.

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2200898]20 year veteran here rarely hitting Bmore due to options out of town. (Very different finding these places 20 years ago pre-internet, but lots of talent everywhere back then.).

Herewith is my top 10 US cities list for AMP's. Subject to change based on new experiences and look forward to experienced input:

1. Honolulu.

2. Dallas.

3. LA / OC (Viet heaven).

4. NYC.

5. Philly.

6. San Fran.

7. Chicago.

8. Baltimore.

9. Atlanta.

10. Boston.

Not well versed on Vegas, Houston, Tampa, Miami so open to suggestions. As most know, DC used to be awesome.

Have a great Labor Day!

Dirk.[/QUOTE]

905 seems to have had a change in ownership or at least who is working there now. Came there on a whim and was pleasently surprised by the attractiveness of the masseuses there. Worked on by a "mid twenties" masseuse (her words) for a short stay. Rub was perfunctory and then came the flip. Apparently these new girls are steep. 8 for hand / tit 1. 2 For upgrade and 1. 4 for the whole thing. Excellent english and from the states so they have a better knowledge of the rates and willingness to push for them. Not sure if I like this or not.

Toftt on the new place in Edgewood. Descent looking older provider. Paid for the hour, got about half that. The massage was among the worst I've ever had. Ending was much better than the massage. Seems like upgrades may be available? I for one will not be returning to see if they are. There was also a guy sitting at a computer just outside the rooms. Not too comfortable of a feeling. Of coarse YMMV!

[QUOTE=Fahq1;2215609]It is an AMP. When I was there last week, there were 2 smoking hot mid 20's attendants. That is where the good ends. First, she gave a very unenthusiastic assisted standup shower. I can kinda let that slide, but when we got back to the room, she put on a sad display at an attempt at a massage for 5 min or so. After that, she started tickling me. She finally got the point to stop that shit after my third and final request. She made it clear that extras were on the table, and demanded a tip up front. I will tell you that I have never stiffed a girl, but have never tipped up front. She started trying to convince me to tip up front, and started the tickling crap again. When I say tickling, I don't mean the light touch fingertip thing, but actual fucking tickling. I got up and started getting dressed, and she ran out of the room. I was half expecting muscle to come back in, so I hurried up and god dressed, and prepared myself for the worst. I stepped out of the room, and she was standing there. She said. Fine. Go. I told here that I would be requiring the difference between the half hour and hour session back. She got really nasty, and told me it was for her tip, she alreadygive to boss. At this point, I had not so much as raised my voice. She starts hollering at me, and pissed me off. I told her to go get her boss, and I would het my money from him / her. She stomped upstairs and stomped back down and threw 20 bucks at me.

It isn't the money. It is the principle. In all my years of mongering, I can still count all of my bad AMP experiences on 1 hand. For those that want togive it a shot, the entrance is the back door.[/QUOTE]I've been here twice and had a much better experience. He's right about the beautiful girls who work here. I don't know if it was bad luck on his account or good luck on mine, but I also received a really good massage. It's almost worth it just for that. But the menu here is quite limited if that's a concern of yours. If you want fuller service you're better off going somewhere else but for a great massage this place does the trick.

I agree Rocky, and thanks to Katoeymonger who also recommended Providence. Last I heard the scene there was dead but it appears to be alive and well. Made a special trip to Providence and went to One Spa in Federal Hill section. Great time!

Philly is the best nearest destination for Ravens fans. If you've never been, Bella Asian is a must see and has recently reopened. It's like an Old West cathouse filled with incredible K-girls. Worth a train ride to Philly.

Any other cities we should add to the list?

Dirk.

[QUOTE=RockyGames;2242305]Providence, RI is nice and probably should be on top 10 list. I am so sure about Atlanta as quality has been on decline like DC and Baltimore. Although Atlanta has a few nice privately run ones outside of the typical AMPs in Buclhead, Buford Hwy, etc.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeekingAmps;2232559]I had a very nice dream with a visit for Pigeon Acupressure. Paid 1 for the 4 hand hour + 10 for body shampoo. Very nice body shampoo to start. They really do a great body scrub. Followed by a good acupressure treatment. 4 hand HE. Then a really nice clean up and wipe down.[/QUOTE]Been thinking of checking this place out. Did the 1. 1 for the 4 hand and body shampoo include the HE?

Unfortunately that's all my experience! LOL.

It's been a long time since I've visited Philly. Can you get to Bella via train or need taxi? Also, how much is the damage?

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2245658]I agree Rocky, and thanks to Katoeymonger who also recommended Providence. Last I heard the scene there was dead but it appears to be alive and well. Made a special trip to Providence and went to One Spa in Federal Hill section. Great time!

Philly is the best nearest destination for Ravens fans. If you've never been, Bella Asian is a must see and has recently reopened. It's like an Old West cathouse filled with incredible K-girls. Worth a train ride to Philly.

Any other cities we should add to the list?

Dirk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DerpMike;2238038]I decided to shoot them an email asking if Lada is still around. They responded saying she is, and works all but Wednesday I believe. I remember on one of my visits the one owner saying they usually call her "Lucy" to the customers because Lada might be different for some to remember. It's been at least a year since I visited but she was early to mid-40's, maybe 5'5", short blonde hair, Russian or Eastern European accent. She had a killer, fairly fit body and really nice tits, for her age. And she provides a great service. I had only seen her a few times and cut back because it can be pricey at that place, but in a few visits I got her completely nude with free roam, including some nice FIV, and some lite BBBJ mixed with an amazingly slow but firm handshake. I've read that more visits with her gets you much further. I'd assume if I were to go back and she remembered me I could push it to the next level. Now I'm making myself want to try. If I do I'll certainly report back.[/QUOTE]I have seen her a few times but never more than a HE. She took her top of and allowed playing with her big tits but that was it. The other one, I think her name is Olga, is very nice but much bigger than I like. They have a young cute, thin girl named Jessica. She is nice enough eye candy and allows roaming, she pulls her pants down and takes her top off. She also does mens Brazilians with a HE, feels great after the pain.

Fellow Mongers.

Looking to cross this one off my bucket List for a long time now.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/itaylors-touch-ebony-playmate-half-offtoday-incalldwtn-baltocharles-vill-28/2394328[/URL]

But have gotten conflicting details as to her level of service.

Does she offer a full menu? GFE? Mutual touch?

Any info would be very helpful.

Not interested if she doesn't have a full menu.

Be safe out there.

Hawk.

I may pop my MP cherry this coming week. Any recommendations on where to go in the Glen Burnie area? What are the do's and don'ts?

Any advice is appreciated. Please feel free to PM me.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2249283]Fellow Mongers.

Looking to cross this one off my bucket List for a long time now.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/itaylors-touch-ebony-playmate-half-offtoday-incalldwtn-baltocharles-vill-28/2394328[/URL]

But have gotten conflicting details as to her level of service.

Does she offer a full menu? GFE? Mutual touch?

Any info would be very helpful.

Not interested if she doesn't have a full menu.

Be safe out there.

Hawk.[/QUOTE]She nice and very accommodating. Everything is safe. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=TheNewestGuy;2249776]I may pop my MP cherry this coming week. Any recommendations on where to go in the Glen Burnie area? What are the do's and don'ts?

Any advice is appreciated. Please feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]If you have the chance, visit rising sun at Belle Point Dr. It's not too bad of a spa. It's worth the visit. The hourly rate is okay and of course the tip is expected. You leave relief and that's all you can ask for.

[QUOTE=TheNewestGuy;2249776]I may pop my MP cherry this coming week. Any recommendations on where to go in the Glen Burnie area? What are the do's and don'ts?

Any advice is appreciated. Please feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Man really, you should read the forum, get some cred by reporting and then ask question like that or maybe you won't have to. Have fun.

Full menu is only for regular customers. I wasn't going to spend the time and money working up to that.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2249283]Fellow Mongers.

Looking to cross this one off my bucket List for a long time now.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/itaylors-touch-ebony-playmate-half-offtoday-incalldwtn-baltocharles-vill-28/2394328[/URL]

But have gotten conflicting details as to her level of service.

Does she offer a full menu? GFE? Mutual touch?

Any info would be very helpful.

Not interested if she doesn't have a full menu.

Be safe out there.

Hawk.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2245658]
Philly is the best nearest destination for Ravens fans. If you've never been, Bella Asian is a must see and has recently reopened. It's like an Old West cathouse filled with incredible K-girls. Worth a train ride to Philly.
[/QUOTE]So if you take the train is there a metro or something similar to get to this place? If you guys have any tips about making the trip up there I would love to hear them (PM if you want but I'm sure others are curious).

I've pretty much given up on AMPs since the blackest of days back in '06. Before then I used to take the metro to DC, hit up an AMP first thing, see the sights, grab lunch and few beers and then hit another AMP on the way out. Would love to make another day AMP trip again if it's similar quality in Philly.

Thanks,

BJ69.

Bella is about a 30 min walk from the train station through a nice part of town except for the final 4 blocks. Fine for me in good weather, otherwise cab it.

Closer to the station is the 1800 block of Ludlow where there are 5 or 6 establishments on one block and many more establishments within several blocks. Probably over 30 active AMP's in DT Philly.

Suggest checking out spahunter before making the trip.

Dirk.

[QUOTE=Bikjik69;2251027]So if you take the train is there a metro or something similar to get to this place? If you guys have any tips about making the trip up there I would love to hear them (PM if you want but I'm sure others are curious).

I've pretty much given up on AMPs since the blackest of days back in '06. Before then I used to take the metro to DC, hit up an AMP first thing, see the sights, grab lunch and few beers and then hit another AMP on the way out. Would love to make another day AMP trip again if it's similar quality in Philly.

Thanks,

BJ69.[/QUOTE]

Check out post #1975.

Wow, makes me want to go today! Guess it just reopened. Hopefully quality will stay.

[QUOTE=DirkManning;2251941]Check out post #1975.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeekingAmps;2232559]I had a very nice dream with a visit for Pigeon Acupressure. Paid 1 for the 4 hand hour + 10 for body shampoo. Very nice body shampoo to start. They really do a great body scrub. Followed by a good acupressure treatment. 4 hand HE. Then a really nice clean up and wipe down.[/QUOTE]I visited as well. A very excellent massage. Good time was had by all.

Visited 5831 Bel Air Rd last week and did the normal hour massage. The massage was mediocre but there are extras available. Provider was taller, long hair, and was easy to communicate with. Wanted everything up front, which can ruin the experience and be time consuming. PM for more details.

AC.

[QUOTE=PurePressure;2242770]905 seems to have had a change in ownership or at least who is working there now. Came there on a whim and was pleasently surprised by the attractiveness of the masseuses there. Worked on by a "mid twenties" masseuse (her words) for a short stay. Rub was perfunctory and then came the flip. Apparently these new girls are steep. 8 for hand / tit 1. 2 For upgrade and 1. 4 for the whole thing. Excellent english and from the states so they have a better knowledge of the rates and willingness to push for them. Not sure if I like this or not.[/QUOTE]Comfirmed all of the above.

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;2255176]Comfirmed all of the above.[/QUOTE]I don't think I want to pay an extra $40 for conversation but I guess it works for many mongers.

[QUOTE=Satya;2255214]I don't think I want to pay an extra $40 for conversation but I guess it works for many mongers.[/QUOTE]If you are satisfied with old, fat, ugly and lazy, yeah, a 1. 0 tip will get you that.

But if you want to spend an hour with a pretty, young K-girl who works for the money, then you need to expect to drop a total of 2. 0 for the whole hour, house plus tip. That is what you get in Greenbelt now, and that is what it costs.

I have an old friend, a fellow monger, in Florida who tells me he is trying to "Hold the line" at 1. 0 tips. I just say good luck with that, you will get what you pay for in the end. (To coin a phrase.).

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2255420]If you are satisfied with old, fat, ugly and lazy, yeah, a 1. 0 tip will get you that.

But if you want to spend an hour with a pretty, young K-girl who works for the money, then you need to expect to drop a total of 2. 0 for the whole hour, house plus tip. That is what you get in Greenbelt now, and that is what it costs.

I have an old friend, a fellow monger, in Florida who tells me he is trying to "Hold the line" at 1. 0 tips. I just say good luck with that, you will get what you pay for in the end. (To coin a phrase.).[/QUOTE]I went there three days ago for a 30 minute stay. The house was $60. Offered a BJ for an extra $100, no thanks. Got a HE and tipped $40 with major complaints. No more AMPs for me. Anna is a much better value.