LA Portland Dream Sequence
I went yesterday to LA Spa. Hadn't been there in years. The Asian lady said her name was Kim, could have been Kay. Similar experience to Legman. She asked for 40 and didn't give an hour long option. The massage tables are hand made from plywood but feel like cement! Absolutely no padding on the tables. Kim / Kay used talcum powder on her hands instead of oil, which was nice. Massage on back was average, with Kim / Kay on the table with me.
On the flip she started kissing me and asked "what you want honey?" I said I want you Kim / Kay. She laughed and asked me if I was "Law Police". After that was out of the way, she said how much money I brought her. I took Legman's que and gave her 60 (she made me give her the tip before she would continue). Off came her clothes and she started some serious DFK on me while jacking the Johnson, while she laid along side me on the concrete slab, er I mean table. 3 times she briefly ran her lips across my Tip, but no BBBJ. She has a full on Winter Bush, so I didn't spend too much time with FIV, because it felt like I was petting a catipillar!
After I popped, she cleaned me up and gave me bottled water. She said "next time more tip more fun", just like Jenny at Hawaii Spa Lansing. My guess is a 100 tip would get BBBJ or more. For that kind of tip I could drive another 25 minutes to Hawaii Spa and see Jenny or Mikki and get Table Shower, Sauna, Massage and BBBJ / FS!
I will only repeat if in Portland and Horny.
NJ.
[QUOTE=LegMan218;2433393]Found myself west bound on I-96, heading back from the Detroit area Sunday evening (4/12/15) around 8 pm and as I approached exit #73 noticed that the "open" sign was on at the little barn, known as LA Spa. At the last minute I pulled in and there were zero cars in the parking lot. It's been years since I've visited this place and I've heard rumors that it was closed.
THE GOOD.
The woman who greeted me at the door was Kay. Kay was a very trim woman in her mid forties, about 5 ft tall, maybe 90 lbs, long black hair (perhaps mid-back) nice face and some impressive bolt-ons that looked natural, she wore a short skirt and was very easy on the eyes. Kay was not a talker (that worked for me last night). Standard 40 for the half hour massage and 60 tip. The massage was actually pretty good, not too much oil and from the start she climbed up on the bench with me. I rather enjoyed the fact that I could feel she was wearing nothing under that dress as I could feel her rub up against my legs and back as she moved around. Kay remained on top of me the whole time, even after the flip. She allowed all sorts of roaming (including fiv) after 30 minutes, without a word she asked me to flip, took off her dress, slid those bolt-ons all over me, then sat next to me with her back toward me and leaned her face so close to the little man I thought she was going to give me head; however, she only provided a HJ that was pretty darn good. When it was all done she cleaned me up with a hot towel, gave be a bottle of water and I was on my way.
I got every minute of time and then some, and I actually felt better from the massage too.
THE BAD.
I really can't think of any, I will most likely go back and see what else is available from Kay. When I do, I'll let you know.[/QUOTE]
Agree. Curtisy is a good massage but that's all
[QUOTE=LifeExplorer;2425574]No. You will have a much more enjoyable time spending your money elsewhere. She is not really into the HJ, very mechanical and clinical. She stays 100% fully dressed, and there is absolutely no touching or verbal turn on's to help a guy climax either. A provider who can provide a fun, arousing and sensual experience is more deserving of your hard earned dollar in my opinion.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few times last year and she does give a good massage. She mixed oil with lotion so it's a pretty slippery situation but she only hands you a dry towel to clean up when she's done. Only once did I splurge on the "Pelvic Massage" and I didn't think it was worth the extra cash. For a short time, her daughter (super cute 19-ish girl) worked with her but not anymore.
Avoid this one. Light Touch Sens Massage-35
I visited this 50+ year old claiming to be 35. The picture is fake. She is very heavy and extremely unattractive. Had an incall on Lake Eastbrook.
I went in (for what reason I have no idea. Figured I was there so may as well). She had me take off my shirt and rubbed my shoulders weakly for about 3 minutes and then stated that the massage was over. Big scam on so many levels. Avoid this one completely.
Light touch sensual massage
[QUOTE=HawkEye22;2447720]I visited this 50+ year old claiming to be 35. The picture is fake. She is very heavy and extremely unattractive. Had an incall on Lake Eastbrook.
I went in (for what reason I have no idea. Figured I was there so may as well). She had me take off my shirt and rubbed my shoulders weakly for about 3 minutes and then stated that the massage was over. Big scam on so many levels. Avoid this one completely.[/QUOTE]About a year and a half ago I also had a bad experience with her. Lots of (attempted) up sell, late for apt. , just ok MS and just OK HE, but its sounds like now she is a total scam. I guess I was lucky I to have gotten at least something for my money.