Massage Parlor Reports

Yeah, they act like they don't get but $10 out of a $60 massage. I've heard they get half of whatever the price is. So this twat made $30 for a lackluster massage. And she didn't even do what I told her that I needed done as far as the massage was concerned. Instead of working the areas I needed she oiled my ass and undercarriage up for 25 minutes. Teasing and building up a lather. And then she expects for me to take care of myself. Not a chance. If they'd take their shirt off and let me blow on their face, I'd have no problem tipping then. But this one yesterday wanted me to do it and wasn't about to allow mutual touching. Hell, what was I thinking not tipping, LOL! What was funny was when she was saying "I give you good massage", I said, no you didn't and even if you did, that's what you're supposed to fucking do. I didn't come in here expecting you to give me an estimate on building me a deck. Fuck them.

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!

I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]

Tips go to the offending hand; self service means I keep the money.

Pearl Massage learned this very lesson again last week. My second non-tip visit there.
Edit: oops, wrong city (Montgomery).

I completely agree. I can do that for one month. Came on here to ask a question about H Massage on 280 but nevermind! I'm down with the boycott. Someone mentioned that at one point even the thought of a nice young asian watching use to be a turn on and I thought that too years ago but that's not enough. Can we come together and keep away until Jan 15,2018 at least if not until February. We have a couple AMPs in Montgomery that I and others have success at but I'm still willing to keep away even from those. Will be tough though for us with only fatties available on BP. LOL. #NOMOREDIY.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3657251]Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.[/QUOTE]The ones I know.

Lilly - 280.

Iknead. Pelham.

Lotus - 280.

Angel. Hoover.

Sunny Acuwell. Hoover.

Panda. Alabaster.

Panda. Homewood.

H - 280.

Foot. Hoover.

Kung Fu. Vestavia.

Deep Roots - 280.

If I'm missing any, please share. These are all AMP's, I won't step foot in these places. They don't give a Damn about you, me or anyone else. Fuck them! They are all in for the money!

There's a new massage place advertising on Craigslist. Called Lily of all things. Just like the one off 280 in Brook Highland, except this one is in Chelsea. Don't be a fool and go try it out. Boycott them and all the others. Send a message to them.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3658434]The ones I know.

Lilly - 280.

Iknead. Pelham.

Lotus - 280.

Angel. Hoover.

Sunny Acuwell. Hoover.

Panda. Alabaster.

Panda. Homewood.

H - 280.

Foot. Hoover.

Kung Fu. Vestavia.

Deep Roots - 280.

If I'm missing any, please share. These are all AMP's, I won't step foot in these places. They don't give a Damn about you, me or anyone else. Fuck them! They are all in for the money![/QUOTE]This is very encouraging guys if this sort of thing had been enacted a year or two back there would be very few if any of these places as long as people go there with any expectation other than it's a tease joint you're not going to get anything but a massage for your money and even that may not be very good then these places will continue to thrive. They like for you to believe that if you make multiple visits things will improve and you'll eventually get something but that's not the way it works in a real Asian massage parlor as we all know. I think the idea that you guys are banding together to put up a united front to boycott these places is a terrific idea share information with each other anytime a new joint pops up be sure that that name gets shared in the forum and everyone can avoid it like the plague I doubt that they get tons of business that are quote unquote from the non hobby community so if the word gets around well enough perhaps we'll see some of this bulshit dry up and blow away good job fellas. MJ.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3658465]There's a new massage place advertising on Craigslist. Called Lily of all things. Just like the one off 280 in Brook Highland, except this one is in Chelsea. Don't be a fool and go try it out. Boycott them and all the others. Send a message to them.[/QUOTE]Damn just forgot about Tranquil in alabaster, been there many times and leave with blue balls. Oh BTW they use to always only use Craigslist for advertising now they have this hot misleading ad on Backpage trying to lure your ass in for bullshit. Keep your money, massage is bullshit, load your ass with oil teasing the hell out of you and then get pissed with No Teep. Bella still works there, hot spinner that can tease like a pro. Fuckem all!

You have two in Trussvile area, Tranquil in Alabaster, the new Lily in Chelsea, and not sure if it's still there but there was a place in the Colonnade. And something else, Tranquil, Deep Roots and the newer place in Trussville are under the same umbrella.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3658434]The ones I know.

Lilly - 280.

Iknead. Pelham.

Lotus - 280.

Angel. Hoover.

Sunny Acuwell. Hoover.

Panda. Alabaster.

Panda. Homewood.

H - 280.

Foot. Hoover.[/QUOTE]

Hi guys. Just wanted to share my two days of successful boycotting. I've felt the urge to go, but stood my ground last night, in the form of a friend with benefits. LOL. Technically 5 days without an AMP but only 2 days since knowing of boycott. Be strong guys!

I have boycotted all as well. I miss Yoshiko. Especially Cherry.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3657219]Looks like Lotus is back up and going. Anyone paid a visit please PM.

Bamaguy.[/QUOTE]Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.

Well, join the fight and stay the hell out of them.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;3660442]Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;3660442]Went to try it out, new woman. The worst rub and mechanical HJ. Waste of money. Used to be great place, owner needs to train them to meet her standard.[/QUOTE]Rub we are all tired of spending our hard earned money on this bullshit. Please join us, make the stand on however long it takes. These AMP owners are counting our money and laughing all the way to the bank for BULLSHIT. I don't know about other board members but I have spent a wad the past few years and sick of it. My suggestion, stay away from all of them, I don't give a damn if you got a piss poor HJ or what. A HJ is no different than a fucked up DIY. If we ALL reach out to some decent BP girls and PM share with each other the good ones and post the piece of shit wrecked out ones on the boards we can be somewhat satisfy our needs. It's the only way to turn it around for Birmingham, face it theres 15 or so of these damn AMP's somebody is paying their fucking bills to keep the lights on and doors open. I'm done with this shit!!

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[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!

I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]I'm on board with you. No HE, No Tip. I know of a spot in Montgomery that gives it tho. PM for deets.