Massage Parlor Reports

With all due respect to my fellow mongers, I don't give much credibility to their ratings about looks. Earlier this year, I went to an MP for one provider in particular that I had seen described on here as pretty much the definition of hotness. Well, she turned out to be just average. Some of us are comparing these providers to women in general, while others of us are comparing them to other providers, which shifts the scale downward. And I'm certain that we're all doing both, but at different times, depending on the experience. So, yeah, our scales are not aligned.

It kinda made me question my own perception. Last summer, I went to Brazilian Mystique (now closed down, sadly) in Upland and got "Nancy", an Ecuadorian, and I posted about her. I'm still hung up on her because she was so unexpectedly attractive (younger, slim, natural, and cute face), compared with all of the very average-looking Latina providers I had experienced till then. At the time, I think I rated her a 9. Looking back over the two years I've been mongering now, though, I think she is / was a 7 whereas the ones before her had been 4's, 5's, and 6's.

I guess we got to keep in mind that if a girl / woman is outstandingly attractive, it's unlikely that she would be working at a MP. Either at all or for very long before she moves on to less physically demanding work.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;3882209]Saw Sophia a week or more ago because I thought I remembered seeing lots of good posts about her. Okay, tell me this, when you guys talk about hot women, is she your definition? I mean, she was okay. She had a pretty-ish face but she was slightly large. I wanted to see someone who someone here described as the hot latinas you see on a Mexican day TV show. She's NOT that. I wanted to see what was special about her and because when she came to my room she stood in a way that made her look more attractive. She's not fat. It's just that when I want to pay I want it to be someone outstanding. My bad because I could have backed out but didn't. I mean, in the end, she was nice and she was somewhat attractive but not fantasy level. She didn't remove all clothes, which is a technique to hide the chubby belly. So, WHO are the hotties at ECO? I think I'll try Angie but is that the best? Or?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevAmps;3882673]With all due respect to my fellow mongers, I don't give much credibility to their ratings about looks. Earlier this year, I went to an MP for one provider in particular that I had seen described on here as pretty much the definition of hotness. Well, she turned out to be just average. Some of us are comparing these providers to women in general, while others of us are comparing them to other providers, which shifts the scale downward. And I'm certain that we're all doing both, but at different times, depending on the experience. So, yeah, our scales are not aligned.

It kinda made me question my own perception. Last summer, I went to Brazilian Mystique (now closed down, sadly) in Upland and got "Nancy", an Ecuadorian, and I posted about her. I'm still hung up on her because she was so unexpectedly attractive (younger, slim, natural, and cute face), compared with all of the very average-looking Latina providers I had experienced till then. At the time, I think I rated her a 9. Looking back over the two years I've been mongering now, though, I think she is / was a 7 whereas the ones before her had been 4's, 5's, and 6's.

I guess we got to keep in mind that if a girl / woman is outstandingly attractive, it's unlikely that she would be working at a MP. Either at all or for very long before she moves on to less physically demanding work.[/QUOTE]What cracks me up is most mongers inability to determine correct ages. Either its wishful thinking or some of these guys really need their eyes checked. Yeah I know that Asian women hide their true age well, but saying a woman is 25 when it's pretty obvious that she's north of 45 is laughable.

Haha ouch! Well, we men in general are not exactly the most observant lot. It is a bit of a running gag in movies and TV. For now, me being in my mid-30's and in a line of work where I interact frequently with early twentysomethings, my "age gauge" is reasonably accurate. It will probably get rusty once I get older and associate almost exclusively with people my own age, I'm sure.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3882941]What cracks me up is most mongers inability to determine correct ages. Either its wishful thinking or some of these guys really need their eyes checked. Yeah I know that Asian women hide their true age well, but saying a woman is 25 when it's pretty obvious that she's north of 45 is laughable.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3882941]What cracks me up is most mongers inability to determine correct ages. Either its wishful thinking or some of these guys really need their eyes checked. Yeah I know that Asian women hide their true age well, but saying a woman is 25 when it's pretty obvious that she's north of 45 is laughable.[/QUOTE]I had one challege me: how old do you think I am? I was thinking late 20's. Maaaaybe 30. She said "I'm 50. " I ended up dating her for a while. Seeing her in the light of day, you might have guessed mid-30's. She was a freak of nature.

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It kinda made me question my own perception.[/QUOTE]Best looking woman I've seen in a parlor: MMS at ECO when it was up by Carson Blvd.

Best looking body I've seen at a parlor: Sara at Zen.

Best "did something for me but maybe not for you" face: Cindy at JJ Accu.

All in the South Bay? Apparently I need to be spending more time there!

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;3883889]Best looking woman I've seen in a parlor: MMS at ECO when it was up by Carson Blvd.

Best looking body I've seen at a parlor: Sara at Zen.

Best "did something for me but maybe not for you" face: Cindy at JJ Accu.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevAmps;3884439]All in the South Bay? Apparently I need to be spending more time there![/QUOTE]Hottest girls I've met have worked in either the SGV or the OC. The providers in the South Bay couldn't hold a candle to most of them, which is why I don't mind the longer drive to go see them.

You are a great ally to have in the unending search for attractive providers, Lovergrrl.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3884736]Hottest girls I've met have worked in either the SGV or the OC. The providers in the South Bay couldn't hold a candle to most of them, which is why I don't mind the longer drive to go see them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevAmps;3884784]You are a great ally to have in the unending search for attractive providers, Lovergrrl.[/QUOTE]Thanks, KevAmps. The quest for hot providers is never ending, and we are blessed (or cursed) in having such a huge, diverse and seemingly never-ending supply of hotties in our vast playground :)

Except for ECO MMS. I believe she was administration only.

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;3883889]Best looking woman I've seen in a parlor: MMS at ECO when it was up by Carson Blvd.

Best looking body I've seen at a parlor: Sara at Zen.

Best "did something for me but maybe not for you" face: Cindy at JJ Accu.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;3883889]Best looking woman I've seen in a parlor: MMS at ECO when it was up by Carson Blvd.

Best looking body I've seen at a parlor: Sara at Zen.

Best "did something for me but maybe not for you" face: Cindy at JJ Accu.[/QUOTE]Was that Zen in Lomita?

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3884736]Hottest girls I've met have worked in either the SGV or the OC. The providers in the South Bay couldn't hold a candle to most of them, which is why I don't mind the longer drive to go see them.[/QUOTE]Nana at Zen would be an exception.

[QUOTE=OhMY08;3887198]Was that Zen in Lomita?

Cheers![/QUOTE]But, I heard she retired.

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;3888025]But, I heard she retired.[/QUOTE]Awww. Shucks!

I figure it out but thanks for the confirmation!

I might have to try Nana though.

Yo what's up! It's your boy FC visiting from NYC.

I was in the area feeling horny and I heard you guys hyping up HT so I decided to pay a visit.

I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. Asked if I've been before and I told her first time. She asked how I heard about the place and I told her I read about it online. She seemed fairly convinced and showed me to my room. Told me she had a Latina ready but I asked for an asian. She said I would have to wait a bit and I told her no problem. Collected. 5 house fee for half hour.

After 20 minutes or so this juicy k-girl walks in, curves in all the right places. Give her a big hug and grabbed a handful of that fat ass of hers. Really plump and scrumptious. Had a nice set of fake knockers on her as well. Told me her name was Jay and that she was 26 (which means she's probably 30) but definitely looks young and hot. Told me to lie down and started with a solid back massage as well as some teasing of the boys from behind. Flipped after a bit and but the cover on for some CBJ. Solid mouth action and then we started with mish and finished in doggie. Tried to make it last but that ass was too juicy and squeezing those tits from behind got me exploding in the bag after only a few minutes.

Cleaned me up with a hot towel and brought me a water. Got all my clothes ready and dressed me. Didn't talk tip until the very end. Tipped her $.2 and she seemed very happy. Might have given her a bit more than necessary but it's cheaper than NYC and I was very happy with her service. How much do why'all usually tip at HT? She told me her name is Jay and that she only works Tuesdays. Told her I'd be leaving soon and she acted all sad. Told me to tell all my friends about her so here I am haha.

Will try to come back to sample more wares before I leave. How are the Latina's? I usually stick with the Asians because I generally prefer the more petite and spinner types, with the occasional big booty k girl (but no fat girls).

Peace out and happy mongering.