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Hey guys,

Any good spas around Devon / Millwaukee?

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[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/906886007.html[/url]

Just saw this on cl. I was there a while back and got nothing but a godd massage.

Had some extra time yesterday, so I decided to tour the city with a few phone numbers in my pocket. Started at Elegant. My fav's were busy. Call TP. Guy would not give me a good address so I could find parking in Lincoln Park (chinatown location is closed). Passed on TP.

Called number on CL. Talk to lady on the phone and she interrogates me. Asks me my race, age and what I do for a living and if I am LE. Finaly, set an appointment for 5:00. I do a drive by to scope the building out. Nice place, newer building as a matter of fact. I am a few minutes early so I head over to a local watering hole and have a few and discuss our Pres Elect.

5:00 comes and I head over to the place. Call and the lady says "hold on I must come down to Look at you" WTF? She comes down and lets me in - Guess I looked alright to her

She is real nervous about LE. I try to caress her the proper way to re assure. She almost jumped out of her skin! We get upstairs to the apt and she introduces me to my attendant. Attendants is wearing Saigon Suzie shorts and is real fidgety. My alarms are going off - WTF?

Finally, she says undress and I ask to take shower. I take shower and return to the room. Mamason comes in and says that there is a mistake (in very broken engrish) and that I can only stay for 1/2 hour. Cost is $120. My response is "I have appointment and I called and talked to you just 40 mins ago I want one hour for $160". I will NOT pay $120 for half hour and I walked. F**k em!

I did not learn my lesson yet:

I ride over to some spa at Irving & Milwaukee. Paid attendant - some little chinese girl. Bottom line is a lot of teasing and NO relief. Not sure of the name of this joint, but I will NOT return to any of these places (except Elegant).

Apt is located next to Elston Ave and a bit north of Addison

Went home and nailed the GF

I have been trying to cut back I pick up a girl walking maybe once every 2 weeks, but no massages in about 2 months. I have been saving lots of money, now i got $ to fix my Harley now that its gettin cold. Unless you are a rich rich man doing these activities need to be done on occations. Have fun you guys as I will, but remember the word moderation. Unless of course if your filthy rich then go all out.

At least the girlfriend didn't tell you that she was on the rag or "wanted to talk".

It looks like a dump from the ground floor. I was driving by and noticed the name, so I stopped.

It was late. I saw a girl watching a movie, who came and unlocked the door. Turned out to be Lisa. She has some of the longest nipples, I've ever seen. $45 for 30, $60 for bj.

Massage wasn't very good. Neither was the HJ or BJ. It gets lots of good reviews, so I was a bit disappointed.

My new job location has recently changed and I will be driving down 290 in to Chicago. There is a place on Western ave just south of 290 called Yin Spa. Can anyone please either post a review here or PM me to give me your opinion. I had read about this place on here but the review was soo old I'd really like to have recent info. Good or bad.

Thanks buds!

Went to Senina last month. Got Angela. Standard TS. On the flip asked for HJ only and it was much much better than her BJ. Easy negotiations, and overall decent.

Couple weeks later went in again and got Vivian. TS was _incredibly_ thorough, nice and long. Massage was very good (and if that was "medium" I'll be afraid to ever ask for hard.). Some nice teasing. Easy start on the flip, very nice technique. I would not say it was quite as fancy as what girls at Mercy in downtown did (is the place really closed for good? ) but it was highly satisfying, and her attitude was good. Would not go topless, though, claiming to be a professional (well, I guess she is).

All in all, worth repeating.

Hey guys, I'm gonna be in Chicago this weekend, any tips on MP in the area of Rosemont? Especially one that I can hit after 12:30 or 1:00 AM?

Thanks in advance for the help, I appreciate it!

[QUOTE=Curt Fox Man]Hey guys, I'm gonna be in Chicago this weekend, any tips on MP in the area of Rosemont? Especially one that I can hit after 12:30 or 1:00 AM?

Thanks in advance for the help, I appreciate it![/QUOTE]There are none. You will have to call for delivery. Also, wrong forum.

Aw, give him a break he's from out of town. What would be the right one, Melrose? Other? O'Hare is technically Chicago, so what the hell.

He is correct though, there is nothing in the immediate area. If you search CL, there were Asian apartments setup near Rosemont and there are always tons of girls on CL in the area too. Although, with CL's recent changes I'm not sure what that's like.

Check the Norridge or Mt Prospect boards. They are not too far from the area.

I am sure a quick review of mapquest would tell someone what forum to look at. Having said all that. His best bet is ordering in. Even mozt of the apts close by midnight.

Thank you guys, I appreciate the help. Sorry about the x-board post, in Phoenix we still refer to the suburbs as Phoenix, even if someone is talking about Tempe or Scottsdale. No offense meant, but I just thought of O'Hare as being Chicago and Rosemont as less of a city and more part of Chicago itself.

I had a dream I went to Alice last night in Greek Town. I got there and paid. 40 for 30 min. I was led to the last room on the far right and showered up. Gwen (I believe that was her name) came in and began the massage. On the flip started to massage all around the right areas but not the most important part. I wasn't sure what was going on until I moved her hand in the right direction. I asked for BJ but she just giggled and I got an HJ instead. She really took her time with it and even stopped right in the middle and started back up again. It was a lot of fun and I dreamt that I left a. 60 for the tip.

Gwen had really horrible english and was a 3 or 4 on the scale but great enthusiasm. During the HJ she wouldn't take her top off but she let my hands roam around. Another great thing about this dream is that the work is done first without hassle or haggling of costs.

This was my second dream here and I hope I'll keep dreaming about it.