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[QUOTE=DogBark;3076077]I saw her a couple weeks ago. Ever since then it's been one excuse after another why she can't meet me. Maybe I should take the hint. But until a few days ago, we were texting regularly.

I'd love to see her again. She has a classic bombshell (think Marilyn), a very pleasing disposition and boobs that can take some serious punishment. I thought I'd suck a shoulder blade through her nipple and she loved it. No penetration was allowed. But none was necessary. I sucked her toys and rubbed through her panties half the session. I ended up shooting on her tummy. I enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]My experience was she is a time waster. Had one appt scheduled a couple weeks back and it fell through and today after booking 2 days ago, the ole my Mom called me for lunch and is coming into town. She was to text back in the afternoon. Never did! You know how it goes when you plan for a date and it ends up costing a day. Would have loved to have seen her but 3rd time is a charm!

[QUOTE=EaglesSb;3076137]Ok just read this post, there was no need to call dude a dickweed, especially since it sounds like he just escaped getting robbed by having to fight his way out. We all have the same interest, and go thru the same BS / BO no need to get hot headed.[/QUOTE]How the fuck did she rob him?

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;3076279]How the fuck did she rob him?[/QUOTE]Its not complicated. Some chick who has no morals is using the dead girls pics to advertise on backpage. When Yolo arrived, it was not the girl in the pictures and 2 dudes rolled in and tried to rob him.

Obviously the girl in the pictures is not robbing anyone. Made sense to me but I also heard about it before he posted the warning on here.

[QUOTE=RuggerForFun;3075639]I hate to pile on but I saw her as well and it was not good. She told me she was GFE via text and she clearly does not know what that means. She does not kiss. No FIV. No BBBJ. No DATY. She acted like it was hurting her to fuck her so I pulled out and went to lick my fingers and wet her down some more and she about freaked out. Also she is a clock watcher. 10 minutes in and I wanted to switch to doggy and she was whining about running out of time. I will not repeat. Cute girl but not into it. Also she wanted to keep her bra on and when I asked her to take it off I found out why. Another young girl with these deflated floppy breasts. Oh and in my case she grabbed the donation as soon as it was laid out and put it away. That should have been a warning sign right there.[/QUOTE]Classic reason here why I no longer let the good ones I find out of the bag so to speak. A girl gets a good review and everyone lines up to bang her back to back until she's sore because they can't say no to more dick and more money because they want more candy. It's almost like clockwork within a few days the bad comes out. They get a big head about it and decide to charge more / offer less / give attitude because the flow of guys is endless. One of our local girls who went this route I have finally been debating seeing now that her prices are within reason and maybe the humbling of less work has made her appreciative. Or I'll be disappointed but at least glad I got my disappointment for half price.

[QUOTE=Sandman666;3075944]So just had a half hr session with Victoria.

She's got a few pounds since pictures. Not fat but definitely heavier.

All services were covered, nothing available for dinner, or even a snack.

Room was a little smokie, but not bad.

Claims she's alone and I believe she is as we were talking afterwards and I mentioned I drove for a ride share, and she asked about a ride to bus station, as she may be leaving tomorrow.

Doggie was only position offered, tried to roller her over but she resisted.

On the positives.

She's young.

Very tight.

And alone.

Would I repeat? Hum. Maybe, but I'd want something to eat also.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-e-%CE%B8tic-ki-ky-hawaiian-white-girl-cuti-beauty-brand-new-freak/10052700[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the damages?

[QUOTE=EaglesSb;3076137]Ok just read this post, there was no need to call dude a dickweed, especially since it sounds like he just escaped getting robbed by having to fight his way out. We all have the same interest, and go thru the same BS / BO no need to get hot headed.[/QUOTE]I sorta kinda agree here!

[QUOTE=JackWashington;3073980]This is not remotely accurate.

Florida statute 796.07 1) a).

"Prostitution" means the giving or receiving of the body for sexual activity for hire but excludes sexual activity between spouses.

Nowhere in the state law is cash even mentioned, so the idea of finding a loophole by using a gift card with cash equivalence is misleading. You can barter with whatever type of currency you want, it will still be considered sexual activity for hire.

That kind of misinformation needs to be dismissed, in this forum of all places.[/QUOTE]But you can pay your spouse.

Dissapointing, the first review I saw said she did offer greek but if she is telling dudes they are too big there is no way she is going to let me into the greek isles. I have only seen one escort and it didn't go very well, she was sweet but not what her pictures looked like at all. If I could get some info from anyone feeling a little charitable on a solid provider with GFE I would be very appreciative.

Stay safe out there gentlemen.

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I saw this one yesterday. Set up was easy. Place was clean and discreet. Check consisted of her grabbing me. Sat the flowers on the dresser and she never once touched them. All play was covered. She is not really GFE. Pictures are definitely her. She is about 5 ft tall maybe 100 lbs. Nice body. No signs of use. Started with CBJ. Not the best but I powered through. Then on to mish, she wouldn't let me put it all in. She played the whole your too big card. So I decided to try doggy. Same deal. She wouldn't get on all fours. She was basically sitting cowgirl on the bed facing away and expected me to try doggy that way. Couldn't get it in. I started to lose interest so I went back to mish. I think she realized I wasn't having fun. I honestly tried at that point to just finish and go. I'm not going to lie, her body is very nice and can make you forget. . 6 was the damage. No Greek. No GFE. Honestly I don't think I will repeat. Her body is almost identical to Foxy. I'm thinking I'm going to go back to my reliables Jen2 and Rikki. They may not be the best looking but you always leave happy and satisfied!

Stay Safe.

P.[/QUOTE]

So I decided to check Lila out last night. She can be pretty decent if you can get in to see her. HOWEVER, when I called, I detected either slur speech or as if she was coming out of a power nap or something. I should have taken that as a clue, but oh no, I had to ask her if the time for me to come was convenient and OF COURSE she's going to say yeah. So like a little dumb bunny, I go over there. She tells me she's getting out (yep, you guessed it!) of the shower. She told me I won't be waiting long at all. Then I call and she yells something I didn't quite understand, but any who! She tells me, at some point, that she will be walking towards me and to follow her. At least that's what I thought I heard. So I get out of the land cruiser and go upstairs and it appears she disappeared into a room and I couldn't tell which. Finally I call her and she yells at me to wait! Lots of activity was going on at the Gate so I decided to get back in my car and wait. So I am texting and calling this girl and no answer. Mind you, this is about 30 minutes after the agreed upon time. I told her I'm on a tight schedule but who the hell cares when you're on hooker time!

I mentioned before that when I attempted to see her, this biatch had me waiting in the phucking parking lot while she was cooking dinner (of course she tells me this after the fact)! LOL; I mean, can you imagine! Cooking phucking dinner while I phucking wait in the phucking cruiser! But I digress! Anyway, as I am sitting in the cruiser, I noticed someone that looked like her in the parking lot acting a bit erratic and walking the phucking dog! Yep, you guessed it! While I'm sitting there almost 30 minutes after the appointment time, she's outside playing with the dog! Un-phucking-believable! But again, I phucking digress! So after all this BS, she goes upstairs and appears to be motioning for me to come to her. I was so phucking hot by this time, I cranked up my car and yep, you guessed it, I got the phuck out of there! Oh and she was pissed! High as phuck and pissed- what a phucking combination! This little heroin addict tore me a new one and I won't even mention the things she said to me. Yep, you guessed it! She made it to seem like it was my fault! Let me run that by you again (instant replay)! This phucking biatch said that it was my fault and she would not be apologizing to me! Heroin is a mess!

Before I left, I did see Daisy walking around. I texted her to see if she'd be available for a qv in the car and yep, you guessed right again! All these excuses about not being available! Now someone has dropped her rates from $80 to $50 and yet, she can't set aside about 10 minutes of her time to see me. It would have been a quick car date! These heifers talk about being broke, busted, and disgusted, coupled with desperate but yet when it comes to putting in a hard days work, forget about it! Oh the shenanigans; the shenanigans! You know, when you have relegated yourself in this life to be a pursuer of coochie, you are going to have a life full of misery because these heifers think men should jump through all kinds of hoops to get it! This even goes for the so-called wives and girlfriends! But again, I digress! LOL.

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Come have the time of your life the ad says and she has a 904 area code. Paid a qv to this provider and had a great time. Safe location on jtb. All services covered and takes direction very well. Also a squirter which is a plus in my book any day. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=WhiteNite2000;3075839]I'm not sure if it's the same girl as one looks more Asian than the other. The one standing by the car looks more Asian but certainly some semblance to the other. She will waste your time and get mad when you reverse roles on her ass. She tells you UPFRONT, she's not sucking bare dick, she wants her money upfront, and the list goes on. Lives in the hood too, if that makes a difference to anyone. Also, she has no car or any other resources so you might have to pay for an uber or pick her up as she's broke as phuck! LOL.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=10049143&oid=10049157[/URL][/QUOTE]I think your on the right track WN2, I'd say it's the same girl, the hair is identical in color, shape and texture. I'm not really into black chicks but would fuck this one in a heart beat. What never ceases to amaze me is the attitude some of the women come at you with! The younger one's are especially bad about this, like it's a privilege for them to see you yet we're the one's ponying up the cash. They should all take a job at a local grocery store that pride's it's self on customer service, we all know the one I'm speaking of, everyone is clean, well dressed and eager to help you, how are you doing today? Can I help you find what your looking for? Etc, etc, This particular store has higher prices but more than makes up for it with their exemplary customer service. They figured this out a long time ago, being nice doesn't cost them a dime yet adds to their bottom line in a huge way. Working girls should take note, a nice friendly demeanor goes a long way, would you like me to suck your cock fast or slow, which position do you prefer, let me suck you completely dry and then I'll help you clean yourself up. Be clean and wear make up, dress the part. We've all been there, girl walks in looking freshly showered and dressed to kill and your heart skips a beat! A nice appearance while not everything goes a long way. I would and have gladly spent more money on providers that take pride in their appearance and treat me well, I'm sure most of us feel the same way. I realize we're not dealing with brain surgeons and rocket scientists but it doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. Being nice and accommodating means more $, wake up ladies! JD.

[QUOTE=DogBark;3076077]I saw her a couple weeks ago. Ever since then it's been one excuse after another why she can't meet me. Maybe I should take the hint. But until a few days ago, we were texting regularly.

I'd love to see her again. She has a classic bombshell (think Marilyn), a very pleasing disposition and boobs that can take some serious punishment. I thought I'd suck a shoulder blade through her nipple and she loved it. No penetration was allowed. But none was necessary. I sucked her toys and rubbed through her panties half the session. I ended up shooting on her tummy. I enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]Similar time management excuses here also as to why she can't meet. From roommate issues, to overbooking, to carpet installer running late. I'll keep trying based on helpful report and, she seems very sweet. Just wanted to share the same challenge. So DB, it's not just you.

I rarely venture out into the adult entertainment industry. I usually just frequent the beach and riverside bars because I have no issues talking to or getting with women but sometimes you just want to relax and be catered without of the extra work that goes in to it you know?

I tried BP a few times before but that was years ago. I've been a lurker for a little while recently but I finally decided to give it another try and I'm glad I did. I hate wasting time and money and wanted to make sure I found the right provider. Plus you never know when you'll get catfished out here. The risk isn't even worth the reward sometimes. Kashmir and Kymber are definitely worth it. It started out with the usual call and verification conversation. I think it was Kymber who answered the phone. She has a great voice. Soft and sexy. I tried to get a few pics out of her because I was worried about being catfished. She didn't send any but told me that if I wasn't satisfied with the way she or Kashmir looked when I got to them that I could just leave, no harm no foul. I thought that was pretty cool and eased my worries a little. When I finally met up with them there was no way I wanted to leave. They even joked and asked if I wanted to stay or go when I arrived which was pretty hilarious and we all laughed. They're definitely the girls in the pictures. As a matter a fact the pictures do not do them any justice to be honest. Kashmir's has amazing and seductive eyes and a great smile. I couldn't stop looking at her. Not to mention her hardware is top notch. I don't know the exact size but her tits were huge and super soft. Kymber's were too. A great combination between perky and the right amount of sag if that makes sense. I didn't know who to keep my eyes on. Kymber was equally as beautiful and had such smooth and soft skin. He hands felt great. And as a bonus they have cool personalities. The know how to talk with you and keep up a decent conversation making everything normal or chill. Especially Kashmir. She was hilarious and had me laughing my ass off which I totally didn't expect. She's definitely at top of my list and my ATF.

I'm getting a hard on just writing about the experience. I wanted to stay longer but didn't have the cash or the time. The rate was fair, and no upcharge which was a plus. There's no way I will not be going back. Best body rub ever. The rub itself was a bonus because the entire experience was great. From their hands teasing and rubbing different parts at the same time to their amazing tits in my face to even the way the interacted with each other it was fantastic.

If you're looking for more they may not be for you but if you want an amazing body rub with a cool and chill environment with good people then give them a call for sure.

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[QUOTE=RockHound1991;3023545]I went to see Kymber this week when I saw she was working with Kashmir, and I'm glad I did. Kymber is sweet and soft Spoken, she is definitely the girl in the pics. She has a beautiful eyes which is always a huge turn on for me. She also is able to carry on real conversation which is often a rare with most providers (that's one reason I like Kashmir as well). The rate was great and no up charging like a lot of the providers tend to do. I left feeling recharged and stress free. I will be repeating this week but this time it will be with both Kashmir (my ATF) and Kymber. You can't go wrong with these two, they are both the total package, I am definitely looking forward to it.

I also went to see lily near riverside / timuquana since I was in the area and my favorites were not available that day. She seemed kind of snappy on the phone but I decided to pull the plug anyways (I had a feeling she was a fake, due her having the same address as emily sweet, Cianna, and Lydia.) I arrived at her location and she had to click me in the gate, I parked and she gave me the apt number. I went and knocked, and to my dismay it was not the girl in the pics and not at all not even a good representation. I walked away and left, she blew my phone up with threats and harrassed me for about 3 days after that. I prefer not have drama so I would tred lightly with this one if I were you.

Rock.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaxDog;3076608]I think your on the right track WN2, I'd say it's the same girl, the hair is identical in color, shape and texture. I'm not really into black chicks but would fuck this one in a heart beat. What never ceases to amaze me is the attitude some of the women come at you with! The younger one's are especially bad about this, like it's a privilege for them to see you yet we're the one's ponying up the cash. They should all take a job at a local grocery store that pride's it's self on customer service, we all know the one I'm speaking of, everyone is clean, well dressed and eager to help you, how are you doing today? Can I help you find what your looking for? Etc, etc, This particular store has higher prices but more than makes up for it with their exemplary customer service. They figured this out a long time ago, being nice doesn't cost them a dime yet adds to their bottom line in a huge way. Working girls should take note, a nice friendly demeanor goes a long way, would you like me to suck your cock fast or slow, which position do you prefer, let me suck you completely dry and then I'll help you clean yourself up. Be clean and wear make up, dress the part. We've all been there, girl walks in looking freshly showered and dressed to kill and your heart skips a beat! A nice appearance while not everything goes a long way. I would and have gladly spent more money on providers that take pride in their appearance and treat me well, I'm sure most of us feel the same way. I realize we're not dealing with brain surgeons and rocket scientists but it doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. Being nice and accommodating means more $, wake up ladies! JD.[/QUOTE]If we could just get Publix to open a Brothel.

[QUOTE=WhiteNite2000;3076548]So I decided to check Lila out last night. She can be pretty decent if you can get in to see her. HOWEVER, when I called, I detected either slur speech or as if she was coming out of a power nap or something. I should have taken that as a clue, but oh no, I had to ask her if the time for me to come was convenient and OF COURSE she's going to say yeah. So like a little dumb bunny, I go over there. She tells me she's getting out (yep, you guessed it!) of the shower. She told me I won't be waiting long at all. Then I call and she yells something I didn't quite understand, but any who! She tells me, at some point, that she will be walking towards me and to follow her. At least that's what I thought I heard. So I get out of the land cruiser and go upstairs and it appears she disappeared into a room and I couldn't tell which. Finally I call her and she yells at me to wait! Lots of activity was going on at the Gate so I decided to get back in my car and wait. So I am texting and calling this girl and no answer. Mind you, this is about 30 minutes after the agreed upon time. I told her I'm on a tight schedule but who the hell cares when you're on hooker time!

I mentioned before that when I attempted to see her, this biatch had me waiting in the phucking parking lot while she was cooking dinner (of course she tells me this after the fact)! LOL; I mean, can you imagine! Cooking phucking dinner while I phucking wait in the phucking cruiser! But I digress! Anyway, as I am sitting in the cruiser, I noticed someone that looked like her in the parking lot acting a bit erratic and walking the phucking dog! Yep, you guessed it! While I'm sitting there almost 30 minutes after the appointment time, she's outside playing with the dog! Un-phucking-believable! But again, I phucking digress! So after all this BS, she goes upstairs and appears to be motioning for me to come to her. I was so phucking hot by this time, I cranked up my car and yep, you guessed it, I got the phuck out of there! Oh and she was pissed! High as phuck and pissed- what a phucking combination! This little heroin addict tore me a new one and I won't even mention the things she said to me. Yep, you guessed it! She made it to seem like it was my fault! Let me run that by you again (instant replay)! This phucking biatch said that it was my fault and she would not be apologizing to me! Heroin is a mess!

Before I left, I did see Daisy walking around. I texted her to see if she'd be available for a qv in the car and yep, you guessed right again! All these excuses about not being available! Now someone has dropped her rates from $80 to $50 and yet, she can't set aside about 10 minutes of her time to see me. It would have been a quick car date! These heifers talk about being broke, busted, and disgusted, coupled with desperate but yet when it comes to putting in a hard days work, forget about it! Oh the shenanigans; the shenanigans! You know, when you have relegated yourself in this life to be a pursuer of coochie, you are going to have a life full of misery because these heifers think men should jump through all kinds of hoops to get it! This even goes for the so-called wives and girlfriends! But again, I digress! LOL.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-my-norm-spot-come-on-over-and-c-ur-fav-available-or-904-518-7215/5943371[/URL][/QUOTE]The one time I saw her it was great but I guess I caught lightening in a bottle.