Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]Maybe she was trying really hard to stay still so as not to fully unload during the session. Probably like this...she just finished eating and was going to take a shit when she heard the doorbell. Being that the other providers were busy, she answered the door. She had to also service the john as no one else was available, and thus her doo-doo had to wait. That john finishes up and leaves and at this point, she can start to feel the pressure, but the doorbell rings again, and it's you. Unfortunately, due to the timing, all of the other providers are busy again, and as horny as you seemed, she didn't want to tell you to wait while she took a dump. Those walls at CHM aren't insulated too well. Needless to say, she TOFTT (CHM Team that is) and foregoes going to the toilet again until after her session with you. Now the trooper that she is, she has now delayed her unloading for a full two hours. Staying still was all she could do to prevent some type of eruption.
Just be thankful that she didn't unload during the session. That has been known to happen at CHM.
Happy monday guys.
SM[/QUOTE]

Brah you hit nail right on the head.
Like I posted before 1 provider deceided to stick her finger up a guys okole and then the guy unloaded right there. that ws the most funniest thing i ever heard
cause she was pissed.
this also was kind of funny too. Back when I was stronger... I used to make the provider do the CG and finish off in that position. K den as soon as you pop, you turn her on her back and you push down on her Opu and the sound that will come out will a very juicy Nani FUT.
Go try you guys

Has anyone ever tried, Rachel, Leah, Miki, and Nishta lately?
Or the elderly lady kind of heavy set who has a office in the parking lot by Romantei?

[QUOTE=Puna Boi]Kay wasn't there when I came out which is for the best. Kay, I know you're reading this, and you treated me really poorly tonight by not being honest at all about the waiting. Stacy told me what happened, and it falls on you to be honest with your clientelle and offer solutions. A good business owner doesn't lie to her patrons and treat them like rubbish. I don't think that there is anything you can do that will make me come back. I am sad, because I am really going to miss the massages by A and I was really, REALLY looking forward to a 4 hand massage with Ta and A or A and Sua, but that won't be happening now. I am sad.[/QUOTE]Kay is not the brightest women when dealing with complications. Kay is the worst of Thai Hawaiian as far as I'm concerned. She was the reason I stayed away from Thai Hawaiian for over a year. I started going back when she stayed home to take care of her baby. I'm sure you will go back after you cool down, as I did. Like you said, many of the other girls are a pleasure to be with.

[QUOTE=Puna Boi]That's it, I'm done with TH! Tonight was the worst experience I've had there, and I'm pissed off about how I was treated.[/QUOTE]There is something else that should be included in this rant. Kay called me back at 8:00 this morning and after she left a message she called back at 9:00 to make sure I got her message which was a very sincere apology. She didn't try to make any excuses or blow me off with a cheesy story. She said she made a mistake and that she understood my anger and please not to be angry with her personally. She was very honest and straightforward and hopes that whatever I feel towards her business is not felt towards her. I very much appreciate her taking the time to call. That was nice. I also respect Kay a lot more for the lack of excuses and her professionality. I want her to know that have no bad feelings for her at all and that I overreacted a bit last night. It was still a bad experience but in all reality that still puts their percentage way up there... 20 great experiences and 1 bad one. Everyone is due an off day once in a while.

Anyone have any info of an Asian Therapist in Kailua? Want to try her.

[QUOTE=Myster]
Another issue was that when I was getting dressed, she laid a rancid fart - silent but violent type. I smelled it and so I asked - she just giggled.



It's all in the kim chee!!

[QUOTE=Puna Boi] I am sad, because I am really going to miss the massages by A and I was really, REALLY looking forward to a 4 hand massage with Ta and A or A and Sua, but that won't be happening now. I am sad.[/QUOTE]


Yup, seems like TH is going downhill. This used to be my favorite place. Now all the good girls are gone. Now gotta go find a new place for a good massage plus HE. Plus somebody posted on CL the other day that LE was watching this place.

I took my own advice and went to Jean for her fantastic restorative massage. She continues to amaze me because she can fix whatever ails me without telling her a thing. She knew what was wrong and fix it. Just like that. While she wasn't rushed and took the entire hour and then some, she let me go earlier than usual because she had another customer waiting. Good for her. As I said in another post the day after Jean you feel like to can take on the world. I made an appointment with Tamiko but she was a no-show. After giving me a big build up, too. Despite the disappointment I still had an urge I had to attend to. Got turned away 3x because I look like LE. Really funny. Ended up on Ward and got turned away 1x time before I saw Mimi. I didn't know it then but another poster mentioned her. Without looking at anyone else I told MS that I wanted her as if it was a command rather than a request. Must say she is the sweetest thing but very professional. Highly recommend, except if I am planning to be there. Then I suggest you go somewhere else. LOL

[QUOTE=Koolbeans]Went to visit Apple at MP and had a great time. Thai, 5' maybe 90 lbs. Not rushed and tried to upsell, but stayed at $. 60 donation and. 5 to house. 69, BBBJ, cfs, cg, mish, doggy She was great and would definitely repeat. Very accomodating and nice B/C cups.[/QUOTE]

Which mp are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Justin H]Brah you hit nail right on the head.

Like I posted before 1 provider deceided to stick her finger up a guys okole and then the guy unloaded right there. That ws the most funniest thing I ever heard cause she was pissed.

This also was kind of funny too. Back when I was stronger. I used to make the provider do the CG and finish off in that position. K den as soon as you pop, you turn her on her back and you push down on her Opu and the sound that will come out will a very juicy Nani FUT.

Go try you guys[/QUOTE]I'm cracking up, laughing really hard guys! I thought this babe was a deadfish As from the first report "She was Just Laying there" But she actually exausted The silent one! Hahahahaha She really had to take a Shit! Wow! Could you Imagine if this guy wanted to doggie her? Hahahaha tears are coming down my eyes due to much laugh! Place this one on the funniest!

[QUOTE=Kalihi Kid]I took my own advice and went to Jean for her fantastic restorative massage. She continues to amaze me because she can fix whatever ails me without telling her a thing. She knew what was wrong and fix it. Just like that. While she wasn't rushed and took the entire hour and then some, she let me go earlier than usual because she had another customer waiting. Good for her. As I said in another post the day after Jean you feel like to can take on the world. I made an appointment with Tamiko but she was a no-show. After giving me a big build up, too. Despite the disappointment I still had an urge I had to attend to. Got turned away 3x because I look like LE. Really funny. Ended up on Ward and got turned away 1x time before I saw Mimi. I didn't know it then but another poster mentioned her. Without looking at anyone else I told MS that I wanted her as if it was a command rather than a request. Must say she is the sweetest thing but very professional. Highly recommend, except if I am planning to be there. Then I suggest you go somewhere else. LOL[/QUOTE]
Did you get a hour massage or more? Where were her other customers waiting?

[QUOTE=Tiantain]Did you get a hour massage or more? Where were her other customers waiting?[/QUOTE] It was probably 1.15 on the massage and .10 chitchat. Another client was sitting in his car outside and moved it into the parking space I moved from when I left. Why was that you?

Seems that they have more, new girls. I went back to my usual and figured since only one girl has always been there, I never bother to ask for her specifically. When I get there my usual isn't working and I get a new girl. She is in her 30s, cute with natural C cups. Anyway, I get the same hard massage (walking on back, elbows, knees) that I like. In fact she is my new regular from now on. She had good technique on the extra that was super intense! "Concentration on the head more than the neck." As for the more girls statement, while I was there I heard two more girls talking in the back - none of which was my regular. They charge 60 for an hour. I tipped her what I tipped her - nuff said.

Good luck, Roach

No screw any mexican holes!

[QUOTE=Phillybeauties]Time check: Didja get more than a half hour-45 min?[/QUOTE]I was in there a little less than an hour. When I checked the time as I went out it was 52 min. total. The TS and massage could have been better but she was nice and friendly plus her body is solid.

[QUOTE=Justin H]Has anyone ever tried, Rachel, Leah, Miki, and Nishta lately?
Or the elderly lady kind of heavy set who has a office in the parking lot by Romantei?[/QUOTE]


Rachel is at CM using a new name. She used to advertise as Rebecca
"Artistry of Massage"on CL or BP. She has loosened up it seems needs the money. Advertises 90 min for $. Kind of high for no HE. Large older lady, better value out there.

Leah used to advertise in Advertiser. Place on 2106 Young St. Now working I think off of Beretania near Kalakaua. Good Legit massage, but no play.

Nishta too flaky for most in getting an appt.

Anybody know MPs with good Haole providers?

I remember seeing a rather nice looking therapist, a couple of years ago, that works out of a high rise building on Amana St.
Does anybody know who I'm talking about. Did she loosen up any?

[QUOTE=Showboatt]I remember seeing a rather nice looking therapist, a couple of years ago, that works out of a high rise building on Amana St.
Does anybody know who I'm talking about. Did she loosen up any?[/QUOTE]
She lived in the round building, but has not loosened up.

[QUOTE=Analytic 747]Anybody know MPs with good Haole providers?[/QUOTE]I know good providers.

I have seen a handful of haole providers at MPs over the years.

In my experience, those two things (haole and good) never go together, esp. at a mp.

[QUOTE=Justin H]Has anyone ever tried, Rachel, Leah, Miki, and Nishta lately?
Or the elderly lady kind of heavy set who has a office in the parking lot by Romantei?[/QUOTE]Larger Hawaiian older lady, strictly legit, saw the ad on Pennysaver and she had a special. TOFTT and just legit.

[QUOTE=Jbravo]

Anyone try Sophia at CHM? [/QUOTE]
Yes, and I was just about to post a report on her, so here we go. Sophia is a relatively mature provider, a Korean lady who is possibly in her late thirties (or even early forties). In my opinion, she looks fairly good for a woman of her age, with long and attractive hair, smooth and healthy skin, nice natural breasts, and a medium physique (neither too skinny nor too fat). She was wearing an abdominal piercing when I visited her, which personally I don't like, but which is popular among some younger women. In my experience, Sophia provided reasonably good full service, but without the high level of energy, enthusiasm and affection that some other CHM providers have exhibited in the past. However, it seemed to me that her pussy had a more snug fit than usual for providers of her age (possibly due to muscle control), and I found that quite pleasurable. (Of course, the snugness of the fit may also depend upon whether a hobbyist has a "poi pounder" or a "cocktail sausage," lol.) By the way, some hobbyists might already know Sophia from her prior employment ... but don't ask me, my lips are sealed. ;)

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]Maybe she was trying really hard to stay still so as not to fully unload during the session. Probably like this. She just finished eating and was going to take a shit when she heard the doorbell. Being that the other providers were busy, she answered the door. She had to also service the john as no one else was available, and thus her doo-doo had to wait. That john finishes up and leaves and at this point, she can start to feel the pressure, but the doorbell rings again, and it's you. Unfortunately, due to the timing, all of the other providers are busy again, and as horny as you seemed, she didn't want to tell you to wait while she took a dump. Those walls at CHM aren't insulated too well. Needless to say, she TOFTT (CHM Team that is) and foregoes going to the toilet again until after her session with you. Now the trooper that she is, she has now delayed her unloading for a full two hours. Staying still was all she could do to prevent some type of eruption.

Just be thankful that she didn't unload during the session. That has been known to happen at CHM.

Happy Monday guys.

SM[/QUOTE]Classic!

ROTFLMAO!

[QUOTE=Stevet09]I know good providers.

I have seen a handful of haole providers at MPs over the years.

In my experience, those two things (haole and good) never go together, esp. at a mp.[/QUOTE]Good One Brah!

[QUOTE=Snap Roll]I've been to Rappongi for 3 years. Most of the time I've seen Mimi, really attractive without make up and with make up, slight plump But alot of loving on all her curves. On my first time there I left Wanting to see her again which I have off and on until today. The Table showers with her always great.[/QUOTE]Had Mimi about two months ago. Funny story regarding that. I went in with only $. 5, paid the MS the. 5, and got Mimi. She asked how much I had, so I showed her that I only had $. Well, she was insistent on getting. 5 more, so I went out across the street (only in my jeans and shirt) to use the ATM. Well, turned out I left my card at an ATM in a Safeway downtown, so I got into my car, drove back to the Safeway, and asked a person at the register if anyone turned in an ATM card, turned out they had it, so I took out what I needed (this was over the span of 30 or so minutes). I got back and Mimi and the MS were like "where were you? We were worried! "

Mimi already had another customer waiting when I got back, so to apologize, she was quick with the other customer and she let me pop twice. Got some DFK, mish, cg, doggie, and cbj. Massage was nothing to write home about, but she did leave a good impression on me.

Wanted to try something new and good and narrowed my choice to Hana or Million of Sakura. Million was still on vacation so that made my choice easy.

No problem with MS and waited in a room for a while. When Hana walked in I was kind of disappointed. Not bad looking but not what I expected.

Took a quick shower and she started a massage. I normally skip this part but thought I'd try it out. She is very strong. In fact I had her soften up.

On the flip I started the massage. She didn't want me to touch her nips to much which is a major bummer. Felt rushed. From the time I left my car on the street, waiting in the room, quick shower and my short time with Hana was under 60 minutes.

Sorry Hana admirers L7/ B9/ A6/ S6

If anyone agrees with me, who are your current favorites?

My type is Joy at Nirvana.

Will report on my last two sessions. Visited Ichiban to check out the line up. Was introduced to Cathy, who is Thai, in her 30's, about 5'-3" with some real big boobs. However, decided to go with one of my ATF Hana. No need to report as there are already a lot on her. What needs to be said are some negatives. I noticed that the TS room didn't smell too good and Hana herself seemed to show some wear and wasn't as clean as usual. Not sure but just wasn't as good as before.

Had session with Sarah at Fantasia. Said she is only working there a few weeks. One of the more prettier girls IMHO. Korean, 5'-4", late 20's maybe. Had enhancements but could tell that she didn't like you to attack them. Still, couldn't resist. Had said nice, long, ear plug type nips. Standard mish, cg, doggie. L/A/S = 9/8/8. Will repeat.

Would also like to add that Mini from VIP and GQ is also now working there.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673]

Would also like to add that Mini from VIP and GQ is also now working there.[/QUOTE]

How's Mini? Any good? Description?

Hey hows it going,

Just wondering if Mini is the same girl as Pink. She has a huge birth mark on her bottom and has a tattoo on her left inner thigh/ pubic area?

[QUOTE=Entrygiver007]Hey hows it going,

Just wondering if Mini is the same girl as Pink. She has a huge birth mark on her bottom and has a tattoo on her left inner thigh/ pubic area?[/QUOTE]

Well, Sara said there are currently 3 girls there. So if it's Sara, and Pink is the same girl as Mini, then who's the 3rd girl? Anyone try? If Pink isn't Mini, then that's the lineup.

Rosie and Hana don't seem to be there anymore, at least for the time being. Too bad, only had Hana once but she was actually the best experience I had since beginning this hobby here.

[QUOTE=Grand Wanderer]Well, turned out I left my card at an ATM in a Safeway downtown, so I got into my car, drove back to the Safeway, and asked a person at the register if anyone turned in an ATM card, turned out they had it...[/QUOTE]
You're lucky... usually those machines will swallow up the card if not taken out after a certain amount of time. Then the bank will have to mail it back to you.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673]Had session with Sarah at Fantasia. Said she is only working there a few weeks. One of the more prettier girls IMHO. Korean, 5'-4", late 20's maybe. Had enhancements but could tell that she didn't like you to attack them. Still, couldn't resist. Had said nice, long, ear plug type nips. Standard mish, cg, doggie. L/A/S = 9/8/8. Will repeat.

Would also like to add that Mini from VIP and GQ is also now working there.[/QUOTE]
Could this be Penny? She used to go by Sarah at PT briefly.

Sarah, Mimi (Mini?), and Pink.

Sarah and Mimi give great massages, Mimi allowed DATY, FIV. Mimi and Sarah both petite, Sarah nice fake rack, Mimi's rack smaller but all natural.

Pink speaks english fluently, and much more talkative during session.

Tried each of them once, not bad, nothing compared to services from Rosie or Hana.

Would probably repeat with Mimi cause she doesn't try to rush the session.

Have not seen Penny here in a long time.

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Could this be Penny? She used to go by Sarah at PT briefly.[/QUOTE]Hmm. Highly doubtful. But. Let me add the but. If it is Penny, it would be a suprise to me and probably others.

Pink is kind of thick. Mini is a cute spinner. And Sarah I though was cute but didn't care 4 her service. And no it's not penny. Sorry 2 bust ur bubble. Hope hana and rose return. They are good providers and mini is fun 2.

[QUOTE=Jimmiedean]Pink is kind of thick. Mini is a cute spinner. And Sarah I though was cute but didn't care 4 her service. And no it's not penny. Sorry 2 bust ur bubble. Hope hana and rose return. They are good providers and mini is fun 2.[/QUOTE]

Think I've seen Pink around before. Not only wasn't really into her body, but her face didn't do anything for me either.

Do you know if Mini allows DATY?

[QUOTE=Rhi 808]Wanted to try something new and good and narrowed my choice to Hana or Million of Sakura. Million was still on vacation so that made my choice easy.

No problem with MS and waited in a room for a while. When Hana walked in I was kind of disappointed. Not bad looking but not what I expected.

Took a quick shower and she started a massage. I normally skip this part but thought I'd try it out. She is very strong. In fact I had her soften up.

On the flip I started the massage. She didn't want me to touch her nips to much which is a major bummer. Felt rushed. From the time I left my car on the street, waiting in the room, quick shower and my short time with Hana was under 60 minutes.

Sorry Hana admirers L7/ B9/ A6/ S6

If anyone agrees with me, who are your current favorites?

My type is Joy at Nirvana.[/QUOTE]You bombed out with hana! You deserved it dude. Because you were just shopping around. She does not know you guy! She was not comfortable with you. You have to get to know her, I've known Hana since she was at Nirvana and at Ichiban and I always have left her smiling. If you don't Agree with me, thats okay, Just move on and waste your $ Seems to me on your report that you only got a massage or tried to give hana a Massa ge! Stay away from the paulors.

[QUOTE=Snap Roll]You bombed out with hana! You deserved it dude. Because you were just shopping around. She does not know you guy! She was not comfortable with you. You have to get to know her, I've known Hana since she was at Nirvana and at Ichiban and I always have left her smiling. If you don't Agree with me, thats okay, Just move on and waste your $ Seems to me on your report that you only got a massage or tried to give hana a Massa ge! Stay away from the paulors.[/QUOTE]I've seen Hana a number of times, and it took three visits before she gets to know you and if she feels comfortable with you, she'll loosen up. She is a very nice person. The first time I saw her at Ichiban, I thought she was a different girl. After the deed, we were just lying down with her head on my shoulder and my arm wrapped around her, just talking. You know, like a girlfriend. Things get better with time. I too, thoroughly enjoy Joy at Nirvana too.

[QUOTE=Analytic 747]Anybody know MPs with good Haole providers?[/QUOTE]There can only be one true choice if you want that blond or red haired, blued eyed,tan & freckly haole girls for that special amp fun!

VIP on Keamoku Street (Park in front of Vip or Nightclub Tsunami $1.00 lot)

VIP is a TOP 5 Provider & "HIGH" Volume! Thus, your guaranteed pink skin in the crawl spaces from all the wear.