Massage Parlor Reports

None of these women are pressing any kind of charge, unless you don't take no for an answer and make them uncomfortable, and then still, they're probably just going to ask you to leave. I've been to every so called "legit" massage place in town, and none of them are squeaky clean. There are places in town where you can get extras. And when the rest of them grab your hand and put it in your own junk, I don't think you're going to be in any sort of trouble. Comparing any of that to the actual sexual harassment, allegations and rape that has taken place in the entertainment or political world, is really a reach.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3637945]And if you are going to a honest-to-god legit spa or massage parlor then I'll tell you what you're going to get there a massage and that's it and it may be good or it may not be so good. What's possible to happen with you yanking your own chain is too wind your ass up in jail on some sex charge or other. Just in case you haven't looked at the news lately there's an absolute chaotic frenzy going on with tons and tons and tons of illegal sexual allegations so what happens if one of these girls decides to call the cops on you or the manager decides to call the cops on you. You need to be smart about this it's like I said ten thousand times there's only two places in all of Birmingham where anything is going to happen and we all know what those two places are if you go anywhere else looking for anything besides a massage you're spinning your wheels and wasting your money and putting yourself at risk for some sort of indecent exposure or sexual assault charge. So play smart or you may land your ass in jail. MJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3638303]None of these women are pressing any kind of charge, unless you don't take no for an answer and make them uncomfortable, and then still, they're probably just going to ask you to leave. I've been to every so called "legit" massage place in town, and none of them are squeaky clean. There are places in town where you can get extras. And when the rest of them grab your hand and put it in your own junk, I don't think you're going to be in any sort of trouble. Comparing any of that to the actual sexual harassment, allegations and rape that has taken place in the entertainment or political world, is really a reach.[/QUOTE]I've been going to the same place for quite some time now. I won't reveal the name and won't answer private messages on it but I will say that if you persist and are cool eventually you can train them.

I have one at my place who's now taking matters into her own hands. At first she would put my hand on my junk then I would move her hand in place. She would do a few strokes then quit but now she's all about it.

This is a so called "legit" place.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3643457]I've been going to the same place for quite some time now. I won't reveal the name and won't answer private messages on it but I will say that if you persist and are cool eventually you can train them.

I have one at my place who's now taking matters into her own hands. At first she would put my hand on my junk then I would move her hand in place. She would do a few strokes then quit but now she's all about it.

This is a so called "legit" place.[/QUOTE]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?

I don't blame him. I've got places I go where I'm not about to tell anything, because the first thing that happens is every swinging dick around starts going there and everything gets ruined. Everyone needs to go and put in their time and earn it themselves. If you've gone to all of them around town you can separate the good from bad.

[QUOTE=ImaDoIt;3645627]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ImaDoIt;3645627]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?[/QUOTE]Sharing is the point; however just because someone may carry a title of Senior it doesn't mean they are worthy.

Now I don't know you, or your previous posts, but when I get a PM request I always research the back posts of that person. Very often they have NO / Few substantive reports. From me they'll only hear crickets, or an outright response telling them NO. And why.

EDIT: adding a followup. I too am getting guilty of not posting my experiences, but my excuse is I'm shopping in a near dead forum (Dothan) and all it has are lurkers. I'm not about to give them a free pass. I do however provide my best tips with known users that travel thru the area.

Just want to say hi to the Bham members. I remember Yoshiko, "Q", and friends from long ago. Was the best AMP I had ever been to, bar none. Wish I could find a place like that again here in the midatlantic.

Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.

You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.

[QUOTE=Atp205;3653280]Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3653643]You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.[/QUOTE]True that. I wish I could strike a deal with these guys that keep frequenting these tease joints where there's nothing available and they would give me half the money that they're going to spend there and then once they have a boring lame ass do nothing session I would give half of that money back to them and we would both be happier. Those places are such a terrible waste of time and you can go back as many times as you want and you're not going to do anything but leave with blue balls and a light wallet. MJ.

Looks like Lotus is back up and going. Anyone paid a visit please PM.

Bamaguy.

Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3657251]Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.[/QUOTE]5 STARS!

I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"No HJ, No Tip!

[quote=spatrucker;3657690]5 stars!

I have told many of them the same. No hj, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days i got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"no hj, no tip![/quote]a big hell yeah!

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!

I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]I agree with all that was said above. Would you go to a steak house and be happy to receive a packet of ketchup on your plate instead of the steak you wanted?

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!

I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.

"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]I'm going to message you spa.