Massage Parlor Reports

GREAT freaking story, I've backed off amp's lately however I think that just got me back in the saddle! Were you covered? Stay safe!

Matt

[QUOTE=Clewiston]I will not mention any names here (Thanks LEO), but I had a great time at my favorite AMP. I have been out of town (visited an AMP while away, average) and when I got back to O-town needed to rejuvenate. Walked in (mamasan remembered me) got the hr (. 8) TS was ok, but didn't hit every nook and cranny. I figured oh/oh this is not looking good. Got to the massage. It was great. One of the best I have ever had (legit or not). I have not given up all hope yet, so I am rubbing her legs (and ass) when I can. We get to the point (just before the flip) where the light touch begins, and things get a little more interesting. She begins using her tongue. Starts at my feet and runs it up my legs to my ears (hitting every spot in between). A bit of this and she whispers "How much you give girl? " I reply, "It depends. " I flip over and while she is still one hand to graze up and down my body, she asks again about how much I tip. I tell her "20, 40, and up". She says "How about a hundred? " I reply, "What will that get me? " She laughs and begins to disrobe. She gets to her thong and begins to work on me. I let my hands roam, and work them under the thong. She backs off (I figure I have gone to far) and after a look at me, removes them. She then climbs on the table with me (straddling my face) and begins again. I Lift my head and start DATY. This goes on for a couple of minutes and She starts really getting into it (She starts really pressing down on my face). I am having a good time as well. I am thinking although I know this is simulated, it feels really good. Then I have another thought, how is she giving me a simulated BJ and also have a hand on each one of my thighs? About this time she sits up and says for me to get on top. She lies down and I get on top and begin to kiss her nipples. She pushes my head down and says, "Lick me". So I do. I can tell she really likes it, but every time I try to get my hands involved she stops me. After a few more minutes she squeezes my head and cums. I keep going for a bit until she grabs my head and pulls me up on her. I figure "What the hell" and insert pole A into slot B. She just closes her eyes, so I keep on. A few minutes later I roll off of her and we both just lay there getting our breaths back. At this point she realizes what just happened and starts to panic. She jumps up and starts whispering something in Korean, then looks at me and says "we not do that", "No sex here", about 20 times. After a minute or two of this she gets dressed and sits down on the table beside me, leans over and looks me in the eye and says "I got too excited", leans in and kisses me. I get up and start dressing. As I am putting on my shoes, she (still sitting on the table) asks if I go to "sex.com"? I just give her a blank look and ask, "What is that"? She says, "You go and talk about massage". I replied, "I don't know what you are talking about". She immediately has this look of relief and says "ok". I stand up. I put my tip on the table (1.) and she walks me to the door. I have never tipped more than. 6 before, but I think she earned it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]Can someone please let me know what exactly MBI needs to bust down a massage parlor? This info would be greatly appreciated. In return, I will give you some solid, good nuggets, that I have never shared on this board that are worth gold.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Unlicensed massage therapist will do it.

These bust are for intimidation and harassment purposes. Plus I think it get the MBI losers hard to put hoods over their heads, break down doors, cuff cowering middle-aged Asian women while their trash the place. But hey, they are only doing their jobs (and making the 6:00 News while they are doing it).

Anyone use this therapist yet?

Her name is Karina, 239-200-3281

If that is her pic, she looks good. Any info?

Highway100

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Unlicensed massage therapist will do it.

These bust are for intimidation and harassment purposes. Plus I think it get the MBI losers hard to put hoods over their heads, break down doors, cuff cowering middle-aged Asian women while their trash the place. But hey, they are only doing their jobs (and making the 6:00 News while they are doing it).[/QUOTE] Why do they wear hoodies over their pig fuck faces? I can see if they are doing a drug bust or some big criminal deal shit in fucking Pine Hills or Mercy Dr and shit. Or because they recieve waaaaaay more than just a massage during their so called 1 to 2 year "investigation", these criminal cops like to call it. OMG she accidently tapped my nuts with her thumb I think we have to fucking case, and I'm going in again and this time see if she'll stick it up my ass, and so on. Keeping a pokerface (no pun) with the girl that's been whacking and sucking your dick off the last " 2 years" while you cuff her. It can be hard.

Keep the ski mask on you Fucks!

Here is a sure fire way to improve your odds of success at a MP: choose a woman who is ovulating.

When women ovulate, they naturally are more open to FS (or whatever). All you have to do is ask the front hostess for a therapist who is ovulating, and you will have better success. Even better still, ask the front desk hostess/mamasan for a list of the women there and when they ovulate. That way you can plan your visits when your favorite therapist is ovulating.

If the hostess/mamasan does not know, just ask your therapist if she is ovulating (or when is she ovulating). Most women will tell you that info readily.

This foolproof plan may limit your visits to just a couple of times/month, but the visits will be grand slam visits. Post in this forum how well it works for you.

Best of luck and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Indie Moon]Why do they wear hoodies over their pig fuck faces? I can see if they are doing a drug bust or some big criminal deal shit in fucking Pine Hills or Mercy Dr and shit. Or because they recieve waaaaaay more than just a massage during their so called 1 to 2 year "investigation", these criminal cops like to call it. OMG she accidently tapped my nuts with her thumb I think we have to fucking case, and I'm going in again and this time see if she'll stick it up my ass, and so on. Keeping a pokerface (no pun) with the girl that's been whacking and sucking your dick off the last " 2 years" while you cuff her. It can be hard.

Keep the ski mask on you Fucks![/QUOTE]Tell us somethin we don't no police coruption been goin on since Al capone days. Shit slammin them is just gonning to shut all our parlors down.Sounds like you on the rag man.I feel you though.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Here is a sure fire way to improve your odds of success at a MP: choose a woman who is ovulating.

When women ovulate, they naturally are more open to FS (or whatever). All you have to do is ask the front hostess for a therapist who is ovulating, and you will have better success. Even better still, ask the front desk hostess/mamasan for a list of the women there and when they ovulate. That way you can plan your visits when your favorite therapist is ovulating.

If the hostess/mamasan does not know, just ask your therapist if she is ovulating (or when is she ovulating). Most women will tell you that info readily.

This foolproof plan may limit your visits to just a couple of times/month, but the visits will be grand slam visits. Post in this forum how well it works for you.

Best of luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]

Are you on something man - and if you are maybe you can post it here and we can decide whether we want it or not.

You will get some guys ACTUALLY doing this and their "chances" will diminish rapidly - and that's assuming Mama has enough English to know what ovulating means....

[QUOTE=Viamx]Are you on something man - and if you are maybe you can post it here and we can decide whether we want it or not.

You will get some guys ACTUALLY doing this and their "chances" will diminish rapidly - and that's assuming Mama has enough English to know what ovulating means....[/QUOTE]

Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride!

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride![/QUOTE]


I too find his posts humorous

So you like to slap your breadstick into the pasta sauce and get messy, do you? yikes...

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride![/QUOTE]

It was meant as a joke. If you follow the "suggestion", you probably will get walked out the door.

Women 101: never ask a woman you do not know if she is ovulating.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]It was meant as a joke. If you follow the "suggestion", you probably will get walked out the door.

Women 101: never ask a woman you do not know if she is ovulating.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

I think you were right to clarify. My point was there are some dumb asses on here (and particularly rookies) that might have read that and not seen your previous "humourous" posts. They may not have realised it was a joke as there was no indication that it was so.

In the interests of all mongers whether new or seasoned thanks for the follow up.

V

The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.

[QUOTE=Indian River]The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.[/QUOTE]This one few right over everyone

Hot Therapist on cl today

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Anyone use this therapist yet?

Her name is Karina, 239-200-3281

If that is her pic, she looks good. Any info?

Highway100

Definitely a joke that I got a good laugh from. I ventured to say the majority of amp girls probably wouldn't even understand what ovulating is, due to lack of English. But I for one definitely found the story entertaining. lol

I find some people whether new or seasoned just enjoy confrontation it picks up their post count.




[QUOTE=Viamx] My point was there are some dumb asses on here They may not have realised it was a joke as there was no indication that it was so.
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[QUOTE=Indian River]The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.[/QUOTE]


I think that's a great idea buddy. When and where did you go last and how did it go?