Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Italian666; 1768657]GolfGirl. I can't even respond to that. I just love your tough talk in front of all your "senior" dickhead friends, but when you PM me. You are polite and have no anger! LOL. You are truely a sad and fat old fuck! Unlike you, I don't need to buy girls or guys (you probably choose guys). I just enjoy the adventure of it all and watching sad losers like yourself buy "attention". Totally makes sense for a guy like you. Come to the gym with me, I will be your "spotter". LOL. PM me for my "menu"

Phattdaty. I am sure your name is very fitting! LOL. I am not sure how I will survive without your vast knowledge and wisdom on how to hand a girl money. But I will try. Keep writing your very detailed adventures so these other sad "fucks", especially GolfGilrl. Can live thru you and jack it hard! LOL. It must feel so rewarding to be such a BIG fish on a little sexguide website. Must feel good to badger what you guys call "newbies"! Bet you wouldn't do this in the real world, face to face with people?[/QUOTE]Men, This is guy is like a child wanting attention and acting out.

Ignore his ass and if no one will play with him he will get bored and more to another forum.

Or Admin2 will ban his ass.

Let him die a quiet death. I cannot imagine our providers will mess with a loose cannon, and the Mongers shun him.

Games over.

Sincity12 says stay safe

Of the EDs I have only tried Cialis, twice. I wanted it for a longer ride but have chosen not to use it because it gives me a headache that lasts for hours. Not worth it. Just curious, has anyone else tried several of the EDs and, if so, was there a distinguishable difference? Subtle differences? Or are they all essentially the same?

[QUOTE=Gitanacv;1769433]Of the EDs I have only tried Cialis, twice. I wanted it for a longer ride but have chosen not to use it because it gives me a headache that lasts for hours. Not worth it. Just curious, has anyone else tried several of the EDs and, if so, was there a distinguishable difference? Subtle differences? Or are they all essentially the same?[/QUOTE]I've used generic Cialis and Viagra. Cialis worked great for me. Until it didn't. The first few times using it I got ridiculously hard at the drop of a hat and could keep going after I popped and it was liek that for a few days. Then all of a sudden it stopped working for me, which sucks because it was fun to use. I switched to Viagra which I have had decent results with so far, but it doesn't seem to hit as hard as Cialis did. Then again, when taking the Cialis I used the full 20mg dose, with the Viagra, I cut it in half, but it worked well. Been thinking of trying Cialis pro or superactive to see if they work for me since the regular Cialis doesn't anymore. I get mine from securetabs. Com.

[QUOTE=SinCity12;1769390]Or Admin2 will ban his ass.[/QUOTE][blue]Not so long as he keeps the douchebaggery in The Octagon, this is better than Jersey Shore reruns. [/blue]

[QUOTE=Anderson74;1769471]I've used generic Cialis and Viagra. Cialis worked great for me. Until it didn't. The first few times using it I got ridiculously hard at the drop of a hat and could keep going after I popped and it was liek that for a few days. Then all of a sudden it stopped working for me, which sucks because it was fun to use. I switched to Viagra which I have had decent results with so far, but it doesn't seem to hit as hard as Cialis did. Then again, when taking the Cialis I used the full 20mg dose, with the Viagra, I cut it in half, but it worked well. Been thinking of trying Cialis pro or superactive to see if they work for me since the regular Cialis doesn't anymore. I get mine from securetabs. Com.[/QUOTE]Did you experience headaches with the Cialis or Viagra?

Wow, look at all the attention now! You say I am bored. Why do you all love to respond to me instead of handin girls money! Wow, too easy.

You 2 speak true wisdom! Seem like a pair of really smart guys! LOL. I will take your advice and try and get laid. Maybe my girlfriend will help me with this, not sure. She gets lots of headaches. I now have a bit of wisdom for you. You guys should try the REAL girlfriend thing, will save you lots of money and imight keep you out of jail. Just sayin!

First I want to stress. I am not asking this because I have any type of infection! I am considered a prepper and I stock fish antibiotics for a SHTF scenario. However, I am having a hard time finding Azithromycin and it is something that I would like to add to my kit. Of course, a google search will return plenty of Indian or Canadian "pharmacies" that have it available. However, I have no idea of their credibility since I have had zero experience with them and I don't trust their onsite reviews.

I thought that considering what this board is for, some members may have used Azithromycin from one source or another. If you can help me out, please send me a PM. I saw that there is a "Viagra" forum where there are some online "pharmacies" reviewed but they seem focused on enhancers. I apologize ahead of time if this post is against the rules but I figured it you can have a forum on getting Viagra without a prescription then this would not be out of line.

Thanks,

BigBird69

[QUOTE=BigBird69; 1770260]First I want to stress. I am not asking this because I have any type of infection! I am considered a prepper and I stock fish antibiotics for a SHTF scenario. However, I am having a hard time finding Azithromycin and it is something that I would like to add to my kit. Of course, a google search will return plenty of Indian or Canadian "pharmacies" that have it available. However, I have no idea of their credibility since I have had zero experience with them and I don't trust their onsite reviews.

I thought that considering what this board is for, some members may have used Azithromycin from one source or another. If you can help me out, please send me a PM. I saw that there is a "Viagra" forum where there are some online "pharmacies" reviewed but they seem focused on enhancers. I apologize ahead of time if this post is against the rules but I figured it you can have a forum on getting Viagra without a prescription then this would not be out of line.

Thanks,

BigBird69[/QUOTE]I get my antibiotics from securetabs. Com. They come from India, take about two weeks and I have never had a problem with their pills or service. I originally heard about them on this forum, because they sell Viagra and other ED items as well. Just make sure when you make your order you write the order number down because it is the only way to track it.

I have been ordering from them about 3 years now with no failed orders or issues.

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1769841]She's a good or better than the last girl you posted a review on. Guaranteed.[/QUOTE]Easy buddy I've been trolling the streets and net since I was in grade school I'm just doing my homework. I've been to jail, I've been to joint I rather like not paying bail / court costs or getting robbed for that matter.

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1768412]Yes, Dawn and I need better pictures from the lake house. Hopefully we can get back up there in June.

Phat, is this your 'review-writing' mentor, long-lost brother, or the other half of a split personality?

Ha ha, just kidding. It's really amazing that we do have some fabulous writers in our 'hobby'.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8607-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews[/url]

Kisses,

Molly[/QUOTE]Just a kindred soul, Molly. For my part it is easy to write the prolific opus style review with so many fabulous ladies to inspire us. Since you brought it up, when will you be my muse?

Even if what I write about you is not for public consumption, I would still love to have a tryst with you, and then, after taking in half a bottle of O2 to recover from what you would do to me, sit down with a vodka and tonic at the keyboard, and write some florid prose to capture the essence of our frolicking.

Of course, it could just be your own private "Fifty Shades of Molly" to keep on your nightstand, or if you choose, you would be free to share it with others.

I will be back from Florida in June, so think it over and let me know.

Crossing fingers and toes,

-PD

[QUOTE=Italian666;1768657]Phattdaty. I am sure your name is very fitting![/QUOTE]Well, sir, if you actually spent as much time with these ladies as you do giving fellow mongers wedgies so you can sniff the stains, I am sure more than one of them would share whether or not I am proficient at eating pussy.

Of course, to a blatant misogynist such as yourself, I doubt you even go down on women, nor would care to learn why it is a handy skill to have and always seek to augment, even when offering a woman a gift for pleasing you without threat of showing up on your front lawn some morning at 3:00 AM and screaming about your small dick so the whole neighborhood can hear.

For the record, I call BS on your spending any time in Chicago attending Northwestern. Now I might be able to buy Toledo, Ohio at the fine educational institution: "The Norwestern School of Trucking: Where when you enroll in CDL classes you can get two GED classes free!"

PhatDaty. Very well said, you are a well spoken man!

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[QUOTE=ProntoTonto;1770316]Easy buddy I've been trolling the streets and net since I was in grade school I'm just doing my homework. I've been to jail, I've been to joint I rather like not paying bail / court costs or getting robbed for that matter.[/QUOTE]We're all impressed with your internet badassness! Nobody cares if you started picking up hookers with your lunch money. You're first post shouldn't be for info. How about sharing your lifetime of street knowledge? Nobody knows you from Adam or Leo. Get it Kemosabe?

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1770533]Just a kindred soul, Molly. For my part it is easy to write the prolific opus style review with so many fabulous ladies to inspire us. Since you brought it up, when will you be my muse?

Even if what I write about you is not for public consumption, I would still love to have a tryst with you, and then, after taking in half a bottle of O2 to recover from what you would do to me, sit down with a vodka and tonic at the keyboard, and write some florid prose to capture the essence of our frolicking.

Of course, it could just be your own private "Fifty Shades of Molly" to keep on your nightstand, or if you choose, you would be free to share it with others.

I will be back from Florida in June, so think it over and let me know.

Crossing fingers and toes,

-PD[/QUOTE]G'day mate,

To tell you the truth, I think your reports are of very high quality and deeply respected by members of your local forum. You provide well thought out opinions about the providers you choose to see and the purpose of these posts are to share information; ultimately to help hobbiest like myself decide whether or not to see that provider. Your reviews create believable, likable and riveting providers that at times seem almost ridiculously appealing. I'm taken aback when reviewers do more than provide the standard 'it was good, got my moneys worth' about the providers they have generously offered to comment on. I like to know details about everything that can be offered, meaning the good, the bad and anything in between that can help me find out as much info as possible so I can make the best choice for me. I post my reviews in story style format in hopes that others like me (that need to know the details) can receive true knowledge about the best experience that's available. I tip my hat to you PD and continue to write mate.

Lex

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1770786]G'day mate,

To tell you the truth, I think your reports are of very high quality and deeply respected by members of your local forum.[/QUOTE]Not everyone appreciates verbose reports that read like something from Penthouse Letters. I recall that PhatDATY has even admitted to purposely toning down his report of one of his encounters at the request of a certain provider. I can see it both ways myself. I appreciate that PhatDATY's passion for carnally enjoying beautiful women comes through in his style of writing, but I have no interest in living vicariously through the literary prose posted in these forums. I'm more interested in knowing if the provider is trustworthy, clean, good looking, and skilled at her craft. I know, I know, opinions are like assholes: everybody has one.

Well, fine, I'll just shut up now and go lift weights with Italian666 – but speaking of him, instead of goading him, why don't we focus our attention on trying to coax Molly and Dawn into post more photos from their visit together at their lake house getaway? That seems more productive than beating a dead horse because no matter how many times you clearly explain the primary criticism of not asking questions if you never report anything yourself, the message is not going to get through.

[QUOTE=AdamP469;1770852]why don't we focus our attention on trying to coax Molly and Dawn into post more photos from their visit together at their lake house getaway?[/QUOTE]Please! Please! Please! Please! I'm not too proud to beg!

[QUOTE=Cinci Man; 1770272]I get my antibiotics from securetabs. Com. They come from India, take about two weeks and I have never had a problem with their pills or service. I originally heard about them on this forum, because they sell Viagra and other ED items as well. Just make sure when you make your order you write the order number down because it is the only way to track it.

I have been ordering from them about 3 years now with no failed orders or issues.[/QUOTE]Since there were so many copycat / counterfeit / illegal / bogus supplies of Viagra being produced around the world Pfizer has decided to sell directly to the public now. You can get it at:

[url]http://www.viagra.com/index.aspx[/url]

Obviously, that is the way to go. No guessing this way.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1770949]Please! Please! Please! Please! I'm not too proud to beg![/QUOTE]I second A2's remark.

Rojo

Sorry about the choppy text; not yet a veteran using a " SMART phone" to write prose. I will repost another.

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[QUOTE=AdamP469;1770852]I have no interest in living vicariously through the literary prose posted in these forums.[/QUOTE]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.

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[b]"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage like."[/b]

. Alex

I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick. Son of a *****! Now my equipment is out of commission for a few days and I'm pissed. Is there still no good piece of hardware to get this job done? I have a Panasonic ER2403 (terrible I don't use it at all). That thing will take a chunk out of your dick. I bought a Norelco Body Groomer. It has a foil top but there are clipper type blades on the edge. That is what caused today's injury. I also tried a Norelco nose, ear, eyebrow trimmer but it's not effective in that area.

My cock and balls are a rather difficult area to shave. It's a very complex environment and my balls are not helping the situation. They start off nice a loose and then tighten up all by themselves, while I'm shaving them, like they are scared of the razor. Don't even get me started on the ball sack razor burn. I sure as fuck can't put aftershave down there. I don't know how many people on here manscape or what your preferred style is. I like a little bit of grass on the field but the frank and beans shaved down to bare skin. I can't be alone in this. Does anyone know of a good tool to get this job done sans injury. I don't care how much money it costs as long as it works.

Oh yea. Let me get this out of the way in advance. Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk. Then I'm going to respond that you are a filthy disgusting animal because you don't. You may be paying these girls but that's their work area. The least you can do is provide them with a clean work space. On a side note, it makes your balls more sensitive for a few days after you shave them. If you've never tired it shave them up and get a little BLS. Then you can come back and tell me I'm gay.

If a guy can ask advice about buying overseas antibiotics, I can ask about manscaping equipment. If someone has something that they use and really like let me know. If you don't want to post here because it bothers you when anonymous people call you a fag then just send me a pm. Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape.[/QUOTE]Damn dude, defensive much? I don't think anyone here is going to come at you because you keep things clean.

As for myself I've tried the bodygroom and didn't really care for it. I picked up a mangroomer ([url]http://www.mangroomer.com/products/private-body-shaver[/url]) and it seems like it does a better job due to it being wider. You just got to take your time down there and not go at it all crazy. As far as trimming the kiwis goes, I normally pull the skin taught and make small, gentle passes until it's a smooth as I need it to be.

Most men and women prefer NOT to have hair in their food and meals! I manscape as it is actually cleaner hygene wise. Just my 2 cents. Just take your time!

[QUOTE=EricDraven; 1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick. Son of a * Now my equipment is out of commission for a few days and I'm pissed. Is there still no good piece of hardware to get this job done? I have a Panasonic ER2403 (terrible I don't use it at all). That thing will take a chunk out of your dick. I bought a Norelco Body Groomer. It has a foil top but there are clipper type blades on the edge. That is what caused today's injury. I also tried a Norelco nose, ear, eyebrow trimmer but it's not effective in that area.

My cock and balls are a rather difficult area to shave. It's a very complex environment and my balls are not helping the situation. They start off nice a loose and then tighten up all by themselves, while I'm shaving them, like they are scared of the razor. Don't even get me started on the ball sack razor burn. I sure as fuck can't put aftershave down there. I don't know how many people on here manscape or what your preferred style is. I like a little bit of grass on the field but the frank and beans shaved down to bare skin. I can't be alone in this. Does anyone know of a good tool to get this job done sans injury. I don't care how much money it costs as long as it works.

Oh yea. Let me get this out of the way in advance. Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk. Then I'm going to respond that you are a filthy disgusting animal because you don't. You may be paying these girls but that's their work area. The least you can do is provide them with a clean work space. On a side note, it makes your balls more sensitive for a few days after you shave them. If you've never tired it shave them up and get a little BLS. Then you can come back and tell me I'm gay.

If a guy can ask advice about buying overseas antibiotics, I can ask about manscaping equipment. If someone has something that they use and really like let me know. If you don't want to post here because it bothers you when anonymous people call you a fag then just send me a pm. Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EricDraven; 1771520]I don't know how many of you manscape but I was doing it today and I nicked my dick.

[snip]

Don't waste your time sending me pm's telling me I'm gay and asking what other gay things I like to do because I'm just going to delete it.[/QUOTE]Find a provider you trust and offer her the job. If you're trying to do this yourself and you're not yoga trained to do the pretzel thing, you're just begging for a dick nickin'. What other life and death job would you do that involves ergonomics like this. Sheesh. It's like trying to get your elbow into your ear.

For my money, I'd call Christina. Advertises in the massage section of services over on BP. I forget her handle here (CurvyChrissy. Maybe) Haven't had her trim my lawn but I'll bet she'd do a good job. The thing about her is that she'd probably want to take the clean parts out for a quick spin just to make sure everything still worked before letting you leave. I've also hear they do it over at some salon in Kenwood but I'll bet they don't do the same test drive at the end as you'll get from her if you're nice.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1771498]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]250504[/ATTACH]

[b]"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage like."[/b]

Alex[/QUOTE]You know what's funny? Out of my 582 post and just a quick guess, no less than 475 is about the point of this forum "finding women for sex" (believe me mate, their out there) and are written in my style of reviewing and I have never had a Senior member complain. (I guess if your not a Senior that has but in time and effort, you got to get your post count up some how) But like you said PD, there is a scroll button and an ignore button. But if you are strapped in a chair forced to read the entire forum from state to state, Fuck making comments mate. Call 911 for some help instead of making pointless comments about your opinion.

Lex

[QUOTE=Inasad; 1771550]As for myself I've tried the bodygroom and didn't really care for it. I picked up a mangroomer (

[url]http://www.mangroomer.com/products/private-body-shaver[/url]

) and it seems like it does a better job due to it being wider. You just got to take your time down there and not go at it all crazy. As far as trimming the kiwis goes, I normally pull the skin taught and make small, gentle passes until it's a smooth as I need it to be.[/QUOTE]That Mangroomer looks like it might be good. I searched around to try and find it in stock and it almost looks like its been discontinued. Lots of bad reviews on Amazon. Lots of comments about it being cheaply made. The Bodygroomer I have feels cheaply made as well. The foil style seems to be the best option for grooming. Part of the problem with the Bodygroomer is it's so cheap it doesn't cut well so I have to keep going over the same spot multiple times. That becomes frustrating and makes me rush and be careless. I'm starting to feel like if I just buy a high quality foil type face razor I can get the job done without worrying about the clipper blades on the side and having it cut the hair on the first stroke.

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd;1771554]Most men and women prefer NOT to have hair in their food and meals! I manscape as it is actually cleaner hygene wise. Just my 2 cents. Just take your time![/QUOTE]I'm glad to hear other people are keeping it clean. Some of the local ladies I have seen have made some comments about the unkempt hair on a lot of guys in the area and how much they appreciate the effort.

[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1771579]Find a provider you trust and offer her the job. If you're trying to do this yourself and you're not yoga trained to do the pretzel thing, you're just begging for a dick nickin'. What other life and death job would you do that involves ergonomics like this. Sheesh. It's like trying to get your elbow into your ear.

For my money, I'd call Christina. Advertises in the massage section of services over on BP. I forget her handle here (CurvyChrissy. Maybe) Haven't had her trim my lawn but I'll bet she'd do a good job. The thing about her is that she'd probably want to take the clean parts out for a quick spin just to make sure everything still worked before letting you leave. I've also hear they do it over at some salon in Kenwood but I'll bet they don't do the same test drive at the end as you'll get from her if you're nice.[/QUOTE]That's an idea I hadn't thought of. It's definitely better then taking yoga classes. I think I would have to feel pretty comfortable with a girl to let her near my prized possession with something designed to cut. Seems more like a nail biting edge of your seat encounter then a relaxing one.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771624]I think I would have to feel pretty comfortable with a girl to let her near my prized possession with something designed to cut. Seems more like a nail biting edge of your seat encounter then a relaxing one.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Let me introduce you to the lower mandible and it's associated muscle, the internal pterygoid, inch for inch the most powerful bone and muscle structure in the human body. Designed to enable humans to tear raw flesh and muscle from bone. It's what makes us so good at being carnivores.

So next time you get a BBBJ from some provider you met 5 minutes before, ask yourself the question that for some of us can define the meaning of life."Will she bite my dick off".

For me, given that I feel comfortable poking my prized possession into something designed to rip it from my body and chew it down to a little (are) nub, well what's a little ole straight edge razor by comparison. LOL.

[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1771791]Hmmm. Let me introduce you to the lower mandible and it's associated muscle, the internal pterygoid, inch for inch the most powerful bone and muscle structure in the human body. Designed to enable humans to tear raw flesh and muscle from bone. It's what makes us so good at being carnivores.

So next time you get a BBBJ from some provider you met 5 minutes before, ask yourself the question that for some of us can define the meaning of life."Will she bite my dick off".

For me, given that I feel comfortable poking my prized possession into something designed to rip it from my body and chew it down to a little (are) nub, well what's a little ole straight edge razor by comparison. LOL.[/QUOTE]Point well taken. Thanks.

I hear it is very good! Money back guarenteed!

[url]https://www.trynono.com/ps_men_c2/?mid=712445&gclid=CJ72pJnKsbcCFQSZ4AodJkYAOw[/url]

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771993]Point well taken. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1771498]Did somebody strap you into a chair and force your eyelids open? You have a scroll button and an ignore button if the carnal knowledge is more than you can bear.[/QUOTE]Of course nobody forced me to read your reports. After reading one of your grandiloquent expositions, I quickly learn to make judicious use of the scroll bar, infact. My point was that, personally, I'm not into spectator, sports; I would rather be hobbying than writing about hobbying. Just keep in mind that everybody has a different style. Some people appreciate a quick presentation of the facts, and others prefer a more artistic rendering. It's all good, and of course you can't please everybody. There are plenty of people who do report enjoying your contributions to this forum, so for them, and for your own gratification as a writer, I encourage you to continue reporting your encounters as you see fit. My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.

[QUOTE=EricDraven;1771520]Some of you are going to post that I'm a fag because I trim my junk.[/QUOTE]That's not why I think you're a fag.

[url]http://videosift.com/video/South-Park-The-difference-between-gays-and-fags[/url]

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;1771598]But if you are strapped in a chair forced to read the entire forum from state to state[/QUOTE]Welcome to my fucking world!

[QUOTE=AdamP469;1772053]Of course nobody forced me to read your reports. After reading one of your grandiloquent expositions, I quickly learn to make judicious use of the scroll bar, infact. My point was that, personally, I'm not into spectator, sports; I would rather be hobbying than writing about hobbying. Just keep in mind that everybody has a different style. Some people appreciate a quick presentation of the facts, and others prefer a more artistic rendering. It's all good, and of course you can't please everybody. There are plenty of people who do report enjoying your contributions to this forum, so for them, and for your own gratification as a writer, I encourage you to continue reporting your encounters as you see fit. My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.[/QUOTE]Please use the scroll bar until you break it from holding it down so long, but I am happy to hear that you wasn't being held hostage and beside it's not just writing about "hobbying", its living it and telling the experience how it happened. You say your "not into spectator sports" But I see it one of two ways, either you are really new to this game (due to your post count) or you are a "lurker" and don't bring anything to the forum (other than opinion) and just "hobby" off everyone's efforts to build this data base of info. Again if you are not into spectator sports, get off the side line and take the field and then your opinion might be worth something other than entertainment and you have 19 post but you only have spoke of a hand full of providers and double tapped Molly with more post of opinion that hobbying, are you sure your not a spectator? (Molly is awesome) , but I hate to break it to you mate, but there are more providers out there than just Molly.

Lex

[QUOTE=Admin2;1772078]Welcome to my fucking world![/QUOTE]A2,

Don't see how you blokes deal with some of these wankers. The "Octagon" is one thing but in general you have to deal with 100, 000 of us from state to state, city to city. My hats off to you guys.

Lex

[QUOTE=AdamP469;1772053]My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.[/QUOTE]I am crestfallen and will most likely lose sleep this evening.

I did not mean to start the flame war again about the penthouse reviews.

Yes, we all know some of you love them, we all know some of you hate them, and we all know most of us could care less about everyone's personal opinion on the issue.

So, let's get back to that 'nick the dick' manscaping incident, which, unfortunately, is rather comical. I have heard that laser hair removal is relatively painless if you use the numbing gel, and you can become 'baby-smooth' after only 3 or 4 sessions.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1772146]Please use the scroll bar until you break it from holding it down so long, but I am happy to hear that you wasn't being held hostage and beside it's not just writing about "hobbying", its living it and telling the experience how it happened. You say your "not into spectator sports" But I see it one of two ways, either you are really new to this game (due to your post count) or you are a "lurker" and don't bring anything to the forum (other than opinion) and just "hobby" off everyone's efforts to build this data base of info. Again if you are not into spectator sports, get off the side line and take the field and then your opinion might be worth something other than entertainment and you have 19 post but you only have spoke of a hand full of providers and double tapped Molly with more post of opinion that hobbying, are you sure your not a spectator? (Molly is awesome) , but I hate to break it to you mate, but there are more providers out there than just Molly.

Lex[/QUOTE]First of all, there are other sites on which to report business dealings with providers beside this one, so somebody's report counts here may not be the whole story. So what's my whole story? In Jan. 2012, I began reading reviews to try and understand how to get in touch with a provider and how to carry out pay for play without getting arrested or ripped off. By Mar. '12, I found a provider I was interested in seeing, but things didn't work out at that time. It wasn't until May '12 that I found another provider I wanted to see, and that is when I finally got started. So in the year I have been at this, I've shelled out roughly 8 grand. I've seen six different providers. I've reported on four of those six here, but the two others aren't part of USAsg, so I reviewed them on the other sites where I found their profiles, instead. When you do the math on that and consider that some of my visits were over night visits, and some of that amount included tips and gifts, I see a provider roughly once every other week. And, yes, I do have a favorite provider who got the bulk of that business, and that is because I have certain requirements that most providers don't seem to meet.

1 I want a GFE provider in my age range, which means since I'm in my 30s, she should be, too. Three of the providers I saw were in their 20s, and since visits with 2 of those 3 providers were not very enjoyable, I've decided if a provider is less than 30, I'm not interested.

2. She needs to have an incall, and I don't like incalls at hotels. I've had half a dozen meetings at hotel incalls, and unless it is a repeat visit, I find the beginning of the meeting to be nerve wracking. Maybe I'm paranoid from lack of experience, but each time I went into a hotel to meet a new provider, I was half expecting to either wind up in handcuffs or getting battered by somebody's pimp. I've never tried the SW scene, nor do I want to. It seems too risky, and it sounds like it's a crap shoot when it comes to getting your money's worth.

3. I prefer independent providers. Again, the fear of a predatory pimp or angry boyfriend or angry husband comes into play there.

4. She needs to be available late night. The time that I'm free to hobby is pretty limited. I usually only have time to hobby from 2am to 6am. That alone drastically reduces the pool of available providers. I've tried scheduling time off from work to have a pre-booked appointment twice, and both times, the appointment fell through at the last minute, so I'm not wasting time doing that anymore.

5. Lastly, I prefer if the provider is doing this because she wants to, not because she has to. Yeah, I know, I shouldn't bother thinking about that, but I do. I'the rather not be taking advantage of some poor girl who's got a serious drug addiction.

Yes, when I've posted opinions, I generally keep them in the in the Rants, Raves, and Opinions thread, where they belong. Sorry if I haven't 'paid my dues, ' enough, and you think I shouldn't have any opinions about hobbying yet, but it only took my first visit with a provider to know how to hand a woman money and to find out what I could get out of the transaction in return. Therefore, I don't see why certain people here seem to take this so seriously and get so worked up about it. Hobbying as a lifestyle? If that works for you, go for it. As stated above, I'm averaging a visit with a provider about once every other week. To me, that is using a service periodically, not a lifestyle. But then again, maybe I should consider getting my hair cut a lifestyle, too? I guess I should start posting reports on my visits to my barber on Yelp, or something. Since many senior members are so territorial and think that they own this site and that they own the hobby in general, and since many of them obviously define themselves through the hobby, fine, you win. I'll give into the peer pressure and keep my opinions to myself from now on. I'm just not in your league, nor do I want to be.

[QUOTE=AdamP469; 1772592]First of all, there are other sites on which to report business dealings with providers beside this one, so somebody's report counts here may not be the whole story. So what's my whole story? In Jan. 2012, I began reading reviews to try and understand how to get in touch with a provider and how to carry out pay for play without getting arrested or ripped off. By Mar. '12, I found a provider I was interested in seeing, but things didn't work out at that time. It wasn't until May '12 that I found another provider I wanted to see, and that is when I finally got started. So in the year I have been at this, I've shelled out roughly 8 grand. I've seen six different providers. I've reported on four of those six here, but the two others aren't part of USAsg, so I reviewed them on the other sites where I found their profiles, instead. When you do the math on that and consider that some of my visits were over night visits, and some of that amount included tips and gifts, I see a provider roughly once every other week. And, yes, I do have a favorite provider who got the bulk of that business, and that is because I have certain requirements that most providers don't seem to meet.

1 I want a GFE provider in my age range, which means since I'm in my 30s, she should be, too. Three of the providers I saw were in their 20s, and since visits with 2 of those 3 providers were not very enjoyable, I've decided if a provider is less than 30, I'm not interested.

2. She needs to have an incall, and I don't like incalls at hotels. I've had half a dozen meetings at hotel incalls, and unless it is a repeat visit, I find the beginning of the meeting to be nerve wracking. Maybe I'm paranoid from lack of experience, but each time I went into a hotel to meet a new provider, I was half expecting to either wind up in handcuffs or getting battered by somebody's pimp. I've never tried the SW scene, nor do I want to. It seems too risky, and it sounds like it's a crap shoot when it comes to getting your money's worth.

3. I prefer independent providers. Again, the fear of a predatory pimp or angry boyfriend or angry husband comes into play there.

4. She needs to be available late night. The time that I'm free to hobby is pretty limited. I usually only have time to hobby from 2am to 6am. That alone drastically reduces the pool of available providers. I've tried scheduling time off from work to have a pre-booked appointment twice, and both times, the appointment fell through at the last minute, so I'm not wasting time doing that anymore.

5. Lastly, I prefer if the provider is doing this because she wants to, not because she has to. Yeah, I know, I shouldn't bother thinking about that, but I do. I'the rather not be taking advantage of some poor girl who's got a serious drug addiction.

Yes, when I've posted opinions, I generally keep them in the in the Rants, Raves, and Opinions thread, where they belong. Sorry if I haven't 'paid my dues, ' enough, and you think I shouldn't have any opinions about hobbying yet, but it only took my first visit with a provider to know how to hand a woman money and to find out what I could get out of the transaction in return. Therefore, I don't see why certain people here seem to take this so seriously and get so worked up about it. Hobbying as a lifestyle? If that works for you, go for it. As stated above, I'm averaging a visit with a provider about once every other week. To me, that is using a service periodically, not a lifestyle. But then again, maybe I should consider getting my hair cut a lifestyle, too? I guess I should start posting reports on my visits to my barber on Yelp, or something. Since many senior members are so territorial and think that they own this site and that they own the hobby in general, and since many of them obviously define themselves through the hobby, fine, you win. I'll give into the peer pressure and keep my opinions to myself from now on. I'm just not in your league, nor do I want to be.[/QUOTE]I choose using provider due to I enjoy it and I can have what I want without the commitment or the drama of relationships. I have a great life, very deep pockets and have done more than most in a couple of life times. It all comes down to money my friend even in the dating world. I have had women that were just was after my money or only liked how I dressed or the cars I drove. So I just cut to the chase of the matter and for me it's a win, I get what I want and a provider is compensated very well for her services. I agree with some of your points of views on knowing exactly what you want in a provider. I also have a list of requirements when I see a provider and I will walk out in a blink of an eye if my gut tells me it's not going to work out (my little head never makes the choice for me) I explain exactly what I want and if agreed, we proceed if not, I bid them a good day. I prefer to see higher end providers and I know how costly it can be and the service is always 5 stars with no drama or worries. But usually I only have the opportunity to see those during my travels, or I arrange (with an escort service) for them to visit my home, because we rarely have the high end providers come to my city and I do enjoy some of the local providers when I am at home.

You said 'So in the year I have been at this, I've shelled out roughly 8 grand' and 'I'm just not in your league, nor do I want to be' but if truth be told, You are in my league (give or take a few thousand) with that kind of support to your playtime. During my travels, I prefer to have a companion to spend my time with (business and vacations) and it's usually for a couple of days none stop. I use providers for more than sex as well. In my world, I have used beautiful intelligent and charming providers as dates for dinners with clients and it works out very well as a distraction of a clients spouse or to get the attention of a would be client to close the deal. Sometimes In my world success, means married with 2 kids and being seen as UN attached can be a bad thing. Enough about my life. You placed a few items on the table and I thought it was only fair that I do the same. You read as someone that has a standard set of knowing just what he wants from a provider and I will no longer give you flack over it. We all play this game and have more in common than you think.

Lex