Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RushBlitzer;1629302]Where is su massage, all my searches come up with nothing. I live on the NE side but I haven't seen anything new on Plainfield.[/QUOTE]It's located on Division, just south of 44th on the west side.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1629322]Is Lin the same girl from Pacific? Vietnamese[/QUOTE]Yes she's at Royal now and goes by Lea now.

Beware of this disgusting waste of time. Says its for a massage then strokes with one hand while talking $. The rest of the time was spent with a mix of BBBJ and her trying to get her own self taken care of. Largely over weight with saggy bags for breasts. All this happened after many cancelled appts and strange telephone demeanor.

I just learned of this site and have many more reports to give. She is the first.

[url]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/3470950352.html[/url]

Made a last minute 1 hr appointment last week at Royal and was assigned Lyndsey. She gave a pretty good 35 minute back massage and then nice 10 minute finish after the flop. She had kind of a smoker's voice, if you know what I mean, and wasn't a real looker, but nice massage nonetheless. I'll probably stick with Jennifer or try Lea in the future.

[QUOTE=BigDaddyFirst;1332563]This guy, tonyman is pimping ladies out of his white trailer off exit 402, near straw berry plains. Exit is called mid way exit / this guys name is parently kenny bailey and he is a felon who is running these massages out of his trailer with a flag out front which has a be on it. I went for a massage one night, with dallas and she was greta but I heard the cops are steaking out this place getting ready to run a sting opp on it. Just want to let all of you know. Also, I heard this kenny guy actually watches his hoes give the massages. I wonder if he was gettin his rocks off when she was rubbing me down. LOL and e way, be careful, thats all I'm sayin got to spread the word and keep every one safe peace man, love.[/QUOTE]Here is the post that exposed the operations at the Midway halfway house!

In January, Jennifer is going to be opening a third location on 28th Street between Eastern and Kalamazoo (I think). From what I understand, Jennifer will be based there. Stacey will be at Oasis. Lea will be at Royal. I am not sure how everyone else will be divided up, but they are so close to each other that Jennifer will be able to shuttle girls around with 5 minutes notice.

[QUOTE=MadiWadi;1609492]Hey all were (ashlynn and madison) both now gracing east west with our services call and make appointments as soon as possible "while supplies last" LOL miss you.[/QUOTE]Well, that did not last too long. I called East West for Ashlynn or Madison and I was told neither one was working there any longer. The girl on the phone would not give me any more information.

[QUOTE=SexSurfer;1628907]Has anyone seen or know if Jessica (curly black hair) formerly of Panacea still around? Thanks.[/QUOTE]She was pregnant, and I believe taking some time off. I saw her about a month ago and she is a hottie for sure, but basically bitched about being sick from the pregnancy the entire time.

Thanks for the report. Some of us had been wondering about her and hopeful. Sounds like we should avoid.

[QUOTE=The Scroller; 1630082]Beware of this disgusting waste of time. Says its for a massage then strokes with one hand while talking $. The rest of the time was spent with a mix of BBBJ and her trying to get her own self taken care of. Largely over weight with saggy bags for breasts. All this happened after many cancelled appts and strange telephone demeanor.

I just learned of this site and have many more reports to give. She is the first.

[url]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/3470950352.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Seeing that they were open again and because their advertisement on Backpage showed a couple of hot young Asians (and they put posters age at 29) I decided to take the short drive from GR to exit 73. I'm here to say. What a waste of my time and money. The place is the same as always, everything is on the menu for the right price. Typical $40 half hour, $60 hour entry fee. The lady I had (said her name was coco) was not a hot young thing, the massage was not a very good massage, the hour was 45 minutes and the CBJ I paid $100 for was lame, uninspired and uninteresting for the coin. The condom was so thick I couldn't feel anything through it, I finally had to take it off and have her finish HJ. I would not recommend this place, there are way to many better places in GR to get a HJ.

[QUOTE=Lions54;1624826]Saw Katie at Panacea last week. What a great time! She has an amazing personality and gives a great massage. She has a unique look (which I love) with the tattoos and piercings. She worked the areas of my back that I was struggling with and was very good on the flip with a satisfying ending. Tip was never discussed, but I tipped well. I thought this was great as it did not ruin the mood with negotiations or talk of money. I definitely recommend Katie and Panacea in general.[/QUOTE]Hey, What's her body type? Thin, heavy, athletic?

Great massage here from Paige about a week ago. The massage is good quality "therapeutic" with some stretching included. Something I appreciate. Extras don't seem to be a part of the business direction here. Maybe available?. Didn't expect it here from this masseuse. YMMV

Had another nice massage from Jennifer at Royal, and she confirmed she'll be moving to a new location on 28th Street across from Enterprise Rentacar (between Kalamazoo and Eastern) , called Miracle Massage.

If you've never had her walk on your back, you should ask, 'cause it's pretty awesome. The phone calls and other interruptions in the office were a bit bothersome this time, but I still left feeling relaxed.

I went the wonder massage on plainfield and the beltline. In GR. Nice location. Very clean and private. Also the inside allows for a lot of privacy in the rooms. Had a lady named Katie (I think that was her name. Blond 20's) give me a wonderful massage. More was available as it was hinted to a few times but I told her from the start my back had knots in it and that was my focus for the day. I will repeat for sure. Also on the way out the 2 girl was in the hallway very cute brunette and both ladies were attractively dressed.

I went the wonder massage on plainfield and the beltline. In GR. Nice location. Very clean and private. Also the inside allows for a lot of privacy in the rooms. Had a lady named Katie (I think that was her name. Blond 20's) give me a wonderful massage. More was available as it was hinted to but I told her from the start my back had knots in it and that was my focus for the day. I will repeat for sure. Also on the way out the 2 girl was in the hallway very cute brunette and both ladies were attractively dressed.

[QUOTE=GrrrrMonger; 1634524]Had another nice massage from Jennifer at Royal, and she confirmed she'll be moving to a new location on 28th Street across from Enterprise Rentacar (between Kalamazoo and Eastern) , called Miracle Massage.

If you've never had her walk on your back, you should ask, 'cause it's pretty awesome. The phone calls and other interruptions in the office were a bit bothersome this time, but I still left feeling relaxed.[/QUOTE]Recent visit with Jennifer at Royal. Massage is good, ending good. Very, very striking lady. But all of the interruptions just don't work for me. Upon paying for an hour. Elapsed time was about 35 minutes. After subtracting the time for phone calls and interruptions, it was probably a 20-minute session. Not a value in my opinion. Not likely to repeat. You never know I guess. The only thing I see as a plus is the hours of operation into the evening. The value with the independent therapist seems much better to me. Scheduling then can be an issue, of course. As for mp's, East-West seems to work much better for me. Even with the rapid turnover, I have really never been disappointed. Much better value from my perspective.

Went for the 1st time to East West and was very disappointed. The choices were old, way overweight, and ghetto. I chose incorrectly by going the ghetto route. Dallas gave a very subpar massage even though I asked her many times to work deeper. On the flip, she charged way too much for a HE and topless ($60) , especially with the quality of her body and her effort. She had a long litany of things that she won't do and very little that she would do. Very, very disappointed. I'll stick with Panacea.

Hi all,

I'll be flying into GR in a few weeks, getting in around 830pm, is there someplace close to the airport where I could get a massage?

Thanks in advance for the help

Just went to see Valerie from E / W she gives a GREAT massage! Only draw back is that it is in her basement it did not bother me but I can see where it will bother some people. She will be a regular stop for me from now on for sure. PM for details

[QUOTE=Kirkd9; 1639947]HI all,

Ill be flying into GR in a few weeks, getting in around 830pm, is there someplace close to the airport where I could get a massage? Thanks in advance for the help[/QUOTE]Massage paradise and Rainbow are open late.

Where is massage paradise? I have been in GR for 10 years and on this board for awhile and haven't heard of the place. I must have had tunnel vision.

[QUOTE=Donntee;1640612]Massage paradise and Rainbow are open late.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crod6969;1640823]Where is massage paradise? I have been in GR for 10 years and on this board for awhile and haven't heard of the place. I must have had tunnel vision.[/QUOTE]Jennifer's new place (Royal and Oasis). Opens Jan. 8 on 28th Street between Eastern and Kalamazoo on the north side of the road.

[QUOTE=Donntee;1640881]Jennifer's new place (Royal and Oasis). Opens Jan. 8 on 28th Street between Eastern and Kalamazoo on the north side of the road.[/QUOTE]It's the old State Farm Insurance office I believe next to an open field. That place isn't real big and parking can be cramped. Depending on the time of day getting out of there is going to be pure hell to.

Went to Royal yesterday and saw Kia for the first time. Very nice body and a nice massage. Left happy! She will moving with Jennifer to the new 28th street location and I would definitely see her again.

[QUOTE=Kirkd9; 1639947]HI all,

Ill be flying into GR in a few weeks, getting in around 830pm, is there someplace close to the airport where I could get a massage? Thanks in advance for the help[/QUOTE]I see Valerie every two wks I also pay in advance for the next month nd she's always good to me with no problems but she works from home no longer at East / West I have contact info for her if your interested.

OK. Jennifer told me about it but I forgot the name. BTW, had a four hand with Jennifer and Stephanie (Who is usually at Oasis). Nice time.

[QUOTE=Donntee;1640881]Jennifer's new place (Royal and Oasis). Opens Jan. 8 on 28th Street between Eastern and Kalamazoo on the north side of the road.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WolvGuy;1641301]It's the old State Farm Insurance office I believe next to an open field. That place isn't real big and parking can be cramped. Depending on the time of day getting out of there is going to be pure hell to.[/QUOTE]I went by there yesterday, it's a pretty big place across from Enterprise with a pretty big parking lot, but I agree 28th st is busy sometimes. Looked like they were busy getting it ready to open on Tuesday. I called and they said they had a lot of new girls for the new place. Curious to see if any are better than Jennifer.

Stopped by the panacea yesterday. No appointment I was a walk in. Had a beautiful 40 year old lady named megan give me a great massage. Perfect store bought assets to adore. I will repeat as the ending was great.

60 massage.

40 tip.

Tip was voluntary and never discussed or asked for.

[QUOTE=WyomingMax;1641895]I went by there yesterday, it's a pretty big place across from Enterprise with a pretty big parking lot, but I agree 28th st is busy sometimes. Looked like they were busy getting it ready to open on Tuesday. I called and they said they had a lot of new girls for the new place. Curious to see if any are better than Jennifer.[/QUOTE]I gave up on my regular BP girl so I [i]may[/i] Give it a try and report.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1642206]I gave up on my regular BP girl so I [i]may[/i] Give it a try and report.[/QUOTE]Are you finally going to tell us who your BP girl is?

[QUOTE=Donntee;1642789]Are you finally going to tell us who your BP girl is?[/QUOTE]I have been seeing "Jasmine" for maybe 6 months or so. The Jasmine from the Jasmine / Nikki duo. We have parted ways. I wanted to go into details here on the board but changed my mind. I let my heart get involved and got burned in the end. I can't blame her cause I am far from perfect. I always treated her with respect and wanted to make a difference in her life. I wish you the best Jasmine, I know you'll be reading this.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1643186]I have been seeing "Jasmine" for maybe 6 months or so. The Jasmine from the Jasmine / Nikki duo. We have parted ways. I wanted to go into details here on the board but changed my mind. I let my heart get involved and got burned in the end. I can't blame her cause I am far from perfect. I always treated her with respect and wanted to make a difference in her life. I wish you the best Jasmine, I know you'll be reading this.[/QUOTE]Thank you for sharing and I hope 2013 treats you better.

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[QUOTE=Donntee;1643472]Thank you for sharing and I hope 2013 treats you better.[/QUOTE]Ty. I know we all need to be careful how we get connected (emotionally and financially) to providers.

Hey Fellas nd Happy New Years I'm no longer running my special there is a picture posted of me here in the reviews for massage parlors for those of you who need a description of me hope to see you all soon.

I lived in Rockford IL in the mid 90's and used to go to the MPs in Belvidere, IL. There were two all American staff, I just don't like AMP's no offense to anyone. The massages were real massages and the girls would let you massage them, typically anywhere, just no penetration. Body slides, with a body shot finish, or finish Russian, a few BBBJ's after I got to know the 'attendant ' but that was rare. Does anyone know of any provider or have any recommendations for this type of service. These were great massages and super endings, never a rip off. PM if you prefer.

Thanks and Stay safe

Diamond post under beauty on CL and body rubs on backpage. Very pretty pic any info out there? Her phone starts with 419.

[QUOTE=Brian05;1646391]Diamond post under beauty on CL and body rubs on backpage. Very pretty pic any info out there? Her phone starts with 419-[/QUOTE]Your a new member, RTFF and if she's not reviewed and looks good, TOFTT and report.

To celebrate my becoming a senior member after lurking on this board since the beginning of time, I will post my top three providers by category. Please let me know your opinion.

Most Sensual : Cindy at Wonder, Jennifer at Massage Paradise, Natasha at Panacea.

Best Massage : Cindy, Amanda at Royal, Tammy at Pacific.

Hottest Looking Massage : Stacey at Oasis, Natasha, Summer at Panacea, Ashlynn at.

Best Ending : Lea at Oasis, Tammy, Natasha.

Best Attitude : Kea at Royal, Jennifer, Rhonda at Wonder, Most of Panacea staff.

Be Safe!

[QUOTE=Donntee; 1646920]To celebrate my becoming a senior member after lurking on this board since the beginning of time, I will post my top three providers by category. Please let me know your opinion.

Most Sensual : Cindy at Wonder, Jennifer at Massage Paradise, Natasha at Panacea.

Best Massage : Cindy, Amanda at Royal, Tammy at Pacific.

Hottest Looking Massage : Stacey at Oasis, Natasha, Summer at Panacea, Ashlynn at.

Best Ending : Lea at Oasis, Tammy, Natasha.

Best Attitude : Kea at Royal, Jennifer, Rhonda at Wonder, Most of Panacea staff.

Be Safe![/QUOTE]Nice! Thank you. And I agree with most of them, though never really that impressed with Tammy (maybe just me cause I like the petite things). Been quite a while since I've seen Cindy (way back to when she was at Pacific!). Does she take walk-ins at Wonder, or do you have to make an appointment specifically with her these days? I've been there a few times this year and haven't seen her there so was thinking she maybe doesn't really "work" much anymore.