Ph D from Streets University
And to think, there are people who borrow money and pay interest on it, and get Professors not near as wise as you.
[QUOTE=TheSwampHawk;3093957]In my continuing quest to help us all educate ourselves, I humbly submit the following translations for commonly used terminology (none of it original, courtesy of TheOldMan in southern FL):
Slender: Drug use causes me to lose weight.
Slender Mature: Pancake tits.
Curvy: Fat with some flab.
Thick: Fat with a big ass.
Thick & Curvy: Obese.
If there are five photos, the one where she is the heaviest and least attractive is closest to her current appearance.
Upscale: Trying to charge more than I am worth.
Generous Gentlemen: Fools who will pay more than I am worth.
Not a Clock Watcher: Does not offer quick visits.
Your Time is Valuable: Has you leave as soon as you nut.
Open-minded: Will do Greek and FS for an upcharge.
Adult Actress: Had a SW experience caught on iPhone and uploaded to PornHub.
Outcalls Only: My baby daddy lives in my trailer.
420 Friendly: Bring me weed and I'll pretend to give you a discount or special favors.
This is not an offer of prostitution: This IS an offer of prostitution.
Older Gentlemen Preferred: You have more money and like to fuck young girls so much you will spend more than the young guys.
Private and discreet incall: I have sheets tacked up over my windows in my trailer.
"Ready to COME over?" I hope you are quick and then get out.
Classy: Good chance you won't be robbed.
My pictures are real: I reversed the images and cropped them so you won't find them from the internet site I stole them by using Google Image Search.
AMP; All New Girls: All new photos from the internet.
AMP; Under New Management: You won't know, all Asians look alike.
AMP; Grand Opening: Same place, same tired women, new business cards.
AMP: Young Girls All answer to Mama-San.
24/7 When my phone isn't shut off.
Always available I have a very bad drug habit.
No Black Men Other than my baby daddy.
Kinky My roommate is sleeping on the other bed.
Attentive To my cell phone during sex.
Ask about our two-girl special We need to take breaks to shoot up.
Mature and Sexy Old and tired.
Back in town I have an outstanding warrant in Broward County.
One Day Only Can't afford another ad.
Newbie Got another phone number and another girl's pics I can use.
You Deserve My Attention As does my phone.
Low Mileage It's loose because of babies.
Always Satisfying Because there is no such thing as a bad blowjob.
You will be AMAZED Because there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob.
I have a mouth like no other I had to have all my teeth pulled due to my drug habit.
My pictures are REAL. My pictures are OLD.
Two Girl Special Neither of us can make it on our own and if you only choose one, she will be there on her phone gabbing during your time.
Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.
-SH.[/QUOTE]
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Went by the Airway Motel this morning.
And there was a full-scale cop crew in the parking lot. Went to 9 news and they reported a woman was fatally shot around 3:00 am Saturday morning (10-15-2016). Tonight 4 news identified the gal, known by friends as Nay-Nay. She looks sort of familiar, but I never met her. They shown a picture of her that I include here. RIP Nay-Nay.
Good find, but put it in the wrong section. Check Escort reports for pictures.
Great Daydream in the neighborhood.
So, had a crazy dream I was driving along coming from dropping a friend off, and cruising the Fax of life. Actually looking for this Ethiopian place, but couldn't find it. Asked an innocent looking female that was on the side street if she knew of it, and she said no. She asked if I would give her a ride to Wendy's, so I said ok. Long story short, she buys her food and offers to buy me something (shocking enough). Then we get to the real deal. She does massages, half body for $80 and Full body for $120. Negotiable, of course. We take a ride to my place, and she gives me a further discount. Swore in my dream she said she usually is on the west side, and it was luck we met, but enjoyable none the less. Hope the week has been great. Time for me to do some more dreaming.