VanDorn St apt: a limp review, M St spa: a foreboding review, overall: my last review
Not to imply that my 'unspent manhood soap opera' of late is the same level of interest as "The Young and the Restless" but for those following my recent posts you know that I've walked out of several places with a wad of cash remaining in my pocket but also a wad of jizz remaining in my sack. Tonight was no exception.
NoVa.--- I made a bunch of calls from postings out of the WashCP, one posting advertised your choice of either Moo Goo Gai Pan or Bulgogi, however when I called sen ohh fee fee fee sik nan too ohh nan, a dood answered "Asian Massage" and I'm thinking fork this, I ain't goin' no place where I got some mofo lurking in the woodwork so I kept making calls.
Got a pickup from a lady w/a Viet accent. Not exactly my cup of tea but after having made nearly a dozen calls, this seemed to be the only game in town so I went for it. Had me park at BJs across from Landmark since the EOS apt complex doesn't have guest parking.
Went to the apt and the lady who answered looked Spanish, not at all Viet, but believe it or not, about a solid 5/10. So I'm thinking hmm this is interesting, walk inside, walk past another gal in the kitchen. I didn't notice any dudes so I was still ok with everything.
Got down to the negotiation and the one point two was only for a full body massage, huh?
I said I don't need to dam massage, I just need to get my poke on and she said she could do it for one point six. No way, my limit is one point two so I asked for the other girl. She walks in, same thing so I leave.
Both girls were about 5'6" 5'7" the first one was about a buck and a quarter to a buck thirty with a solid see cup upstairs and a little extra weight on the hips. The next was tipping the toledo's at I'the estimate a buck and a half, possibly as high as a buck and three fourths.
I'the do either one but no way at that price. If anyone wants, da digits are sen ohh fee fi ate sen fo sik ate fee
NOTE: I remember when PPV events featured not just a main event but close to a half dozen world championship undercard bouts for $40. Now all you get under the main event is a couple of 'infomercial' showcase bouts and the price tag is $50. When this started happening, I stopped buying anymore PPV on pure principle. I also remember when 60 could get you a hole to hide in, another two dimes would get you at least a 7/10 FS and a full franklin would get you frenching and a bbbjwcsimcws after FS where the use of a hazmat suit was your choice. Now you're laying down three jacksons just to walk in the door? ! ? WTF. And then a franklin for a get up, got off and get out service, ridiculous.
DC
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Go to them St. The one on the 3rd fl, not the second fl. Walk in, lady takes me to a room, calls "Kayyyy", I remember a previous experience with Kay and tugged her and said "NO Kay! ". Puts me in a room, comes back later and asks 'you know that girl Kay? ' and starts to call her again, slightly frustrated I said "NO Kay! ". Then she tells me to wait a while.
This wait was unbearable and I just about upped and left when another girl opens the door. Now she wasn't great in the face but her body had a certain je ne sai quas that got my attention. She asked what I wanted, I made the indication and she said one sixty no massage, I sent her azz back, high price and bad attitude. She should WANT to be nailed by a guy like me! She walked away leaving the door wide open. Then I hear a monger at the front door, he was complaining about something and left. Then another monger walks out of his room complaining about the wait, then a third monger and a girl are having a bit of a spat, he wants his money back because she didn't do anything but she only offers a portion. He leaves disgruntled stating firmly "you all are ripping people off here". Then, believe it or not a fourth monger walks out and is adamant about a refund. When he threatened to call the police, my ears perked up. After a little back and forth, he said "I'm taking my cell phone and dialing nine one one". They sent him out the door without his cashola and I'm getting nervous.
Keep in mind my total wait at this point is roughly and hour.
Finally an older one comes in, not a looker, I'the give it about a 4 tops but I'the still hit it. Then she wants a one point six and I said I'm outta here. She goes to another room and grabs my donation but offers me a jackson less saying 'you talked too much, wasted too much time'.
With my mouth wide open I think she realized the irony of her statement and hands over the whole thing.
The place on fl 3 is what Simon Cowell would term 'a complete mess'. Learning this lesson cost me yet another evening ending in frustration.
So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.
-Dr. Pussy
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.
Ever heard of Bunnys In Alexandria? Long time ago
Does anyone remember the Massage Parlor called Bunny's. It was in Alexandria Va. I've recently met a very hot older lady. She swears she worked there.
Bunny's back in the '70s?
There were several places in the early '70s around Alexandria. A small yellow house down route one about half way to Belvoir and on the left was a place I really liked. They offered a 3D thing with THREE girls that was especially nice!
Now, Just Me 07 - How about a detailed report of your current activities?
JJ
[QUOTE=Just Me 07]Does anyone remember the Massage Parlor called Bunny's. It was in Alexandria Va. I've recently met a very hot older lady. She swears she worked there.[/QUOTE]
Visting soon, requesting advice
Gentlemen,
I will be visiting the Vienna/Fairfax area soon. (Normally I post on the Massachusetts and Rhode Island boards.) I am reading the Virginia boards to get up to speed. In the meantime, can anybody recommend a good MP with cute younger girls that offers FS. For AMPs, a TS or regular shower is almost a must.
Also, can anybody recommend any full contact SCs?
Am I better off driving to DC? And if so, what are the best SCs and MPs there?
PM me if you prefer. Thank you very much in advance. If I can ever help you in anyway, please let me know.
stakeout of suspected K-salon.
[QUOTE=Sashimi]About a year ago I was walking around the parking lot next to the Afgan Market off of Backlick Road in Springfield and walked into this establishment with blackened windows. I think the name of the place was Elephant Bar. I thought it was some kind of a night club/eating establishment, where I could get a sandwich and a beer. I was escorted out in quick fashion, but noted that there were many korean men and well-dressed young attractive ladies waiting on the tables. The place was set up with a main bar area and little rooms aroung the perimeter. I guess I found one of those private salons.[/QUOTE]I did a stakeout of this place tonight, got there at around 1130pm, stayed for about 45 minutes in the parking lot to see if anyone went in or out. None did It is called Boss. Three signs with the words Boss are on the front overhead roof of the building. The windows are not blacked out but covered over with some white-ish privacy thing. The door is solid, no window to peep through. The store front takes up about 25 feet of the front sidewalk, with two stenciled figures on either end. It is a stencil of a red peacock with its wings extended, in a round circle. From a distance it looks like a scorpion but it's a peacock looking animal. The words "cafe" were hand written on a couple of the window panes. When I slowly walked by I could hear loud music inside, kind of slow, the singing was muffled so I don't know if it was Korean or English. Only 5 cars were in the parking lot, one beat up Honda and 3 late model import sedans, nothing snazzy like a Benz or BMW. And one Japanese import SUV.
In back, the kitchen door was open and I saw a woman there cooking stuff. She was alone.
Obviously not a lot of people were there, so I guess all the Asian men were home banging their wives. Maybe Sat. nights is when they come here to bang the salon chicks. LOL
Interesting. Too bad they only service Asians.
AMP Index April to June 07
This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from April 2007 to June 2007.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Previous Update - 7/5/07 - Wayward One (Jan to Mar 2007)
No Name places
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Yumi - 6/19/07 - Saiyen (+)
??? - 6/16/07 - Benefactor9 - again with the car maintenance
??? - 6/12/07 - Jagjag99 (?)HJ for 1.8
Jenny/Angel - 6/11/07 - Maxypane (+)
Yumi - 5/30/07 - Jet Ranger (+)
??? - 5/23/07 - Benefactor9 - funny
??? - 5/3/07 - Roamin roman (+), new in ffx
sara - 4/12/07 - Zoomster (+)
Sakura
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Candy - 6/14/07 - Mark Bellows (+)
Co Co - 6/8/07 - Dblade72 (?)
CeeCee - 5/29/07 - Telcova (?)
Sabrina - 5/3/07 - Gashman (?)
Seven - 4/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Lisa - 4/24/07 - Mark bellows (+)
Sara - 4/22/07 - Esham (+)
Lisa - 4/21/07 - BigTigger (+)
Sara - 4/20/07 - Oh 2Byung (?)
Sara - 4/19/07 - zoomster (+)
Sara - 4/18/07 - BigTigger (?)
Sara - 4/17/07 - Serpico99 (?)
Seven - 4/12/07 - BigTigger (+)
Seven - 4/7/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
Magical touch
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Daysi/Joy - 6/14/07 - BigTime3 (+)
daysi - 6/7/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Kim/Lin - 5/9/07 - Hungry n horny (-)
??? - 5/3/07 - Gashman (-)
Ruby - 5/2/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Ruby - 4/11/07 - WashDCguy77 (?)
mamasan/other - 4/8/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Sunstar
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Angie - 6/20/07 - Xmore22 (+)
Angela - 5/16/07 - Mason37 (+)
Lily - 5/16/07 - Sleazebum (+)
Angela - 5/14/07 - Xmore22 (+)
??? - 5/7/07 - Dubliner (+)
ATMB
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sunny - 4/21/07 - Roamin Roman (-), massage only
Sunny - 4/17/07 - Dubliner (-)
Jenny - 4/2/07 - Dubliner (+)
Lotus
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May - 6/10/07 - Roamin Roman (?)
April - 5/24/07 - Dubliner (-)
April - 5/24/07 - Mason37 (?)
McArthur
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Heidi - 5/6/07 - Xmore22 (+)
Sylvia - 4/7/07 - A John (+)
Sylvia - 4/1/07 - A John (+)
Kim's Therapy(old Star)
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Izzy - 6/8/07 - Vaampfan (+)
Bebe - 4/5/07 - Wayward One (?)
Changed ownership - 4/4/07 - Jet Ranger
Aromatherapy
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Michelle - 6/27/07 - Dubliner (+)
Michelle - 6/21/07 - Donkey King (+)
Michelle - 6/19/07 - Andrewasted (?)
Michelle - 6/8/07 - Donkey King (+)
??? - 6/5/07 - Dubliner (+)
Nana - 5/23/07 - Donkey King (-), screwed the pooch
??? - 5/13/07 - Masslover (+)
faye - 5/3/07 - Vitrea (+)
Smile (Soo-Goung)
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J - 5/22/07 - Thephlip (?)
Yumi - 5/5/07 - hopplehead (+)
Enliven
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Suki/Lee - 4/18/07 - Fatpig (?)
IVY
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Jenny - 5/11/07 - Max Billion (+)
Eva Therapy
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??? - 5/24/07 - L Knit (-)
Soft touch (TK therapeutic)
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M - 2/13/07 - Crazy Jim Wood (+)HJ
Swan
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Suzi - 5/8/07 - Xmore22 (+)
Pinetree (Winchester)
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Lee - 4/19/07 - Inglewood (?)
Lilys
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Joy - 6/1/07 - Webdog (+)
Backlick
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mamasan - 5/29/07 - the Nub (+)
Zen
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Mandy - 6/10/07 - Harley Dude 29 (+)
VAP
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mink - 6/19/07 - Harley Dude 29 (-), curtains self-wash Hj
Oriental Spicy
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timelessly.net/azn - 4/14/07 - jericholic
Closed Locations
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HWC
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Cookie - 6/26/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Sue - 6/22/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Gigi - 6/18/07 - Ampfreq (-)
Sue - 6/4/07 - likes Fun Peep (+)
Sue - 5/31/07 - Big daddy Don (+)
Sue - 5/27/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Sue - 5/20/07 - BMajor (+)
Sue - 5/19/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Ahme/Sue - 5/16/07 - Vamonger (+)
Sasha - 5/2/07 - Bigtigger (+)
Ami - 4/27/07 - BigTigger (+)
Mari - 4/26/07 - Like Fun Peep (+)
Yorkshire Therapy (Champions)
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Coco - 6/28/07 - Dudeman-12 (?)
Kanshe - 6/25/07 - Kkbl2 (+)
Co co - 6/22/07 - Gashman (+)
Co Co - 6/16/07 - Sleazebum (+)
Jinhe - 6/6/07 - Jag65 (-)
Judy - 6/2/07 - Dlrzboy (+)
??? - 5/28/07 - Irish Male 2 (+)
Yummy? - 5/22/07 - Mikey (+)
Mimi - 5/15/07 - Novaguy30 (-)
??? - 6/8/07 - Vaspaman (+)
Candie - 5/5/07 - Dlrzboy (+)
K - 5/3/07 - Big daddy Don (-)
Mina - 4/10/07 - Dlrzboy (?)
Mimi - 3/29/07 - Dlrzboy (+)
Apple - 3/24/07 - jag65 (+)
Honey - 3/12/07 - Dlrzboy (?)
A-O
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??? - 6/29/07 - Dexmex (?)
2 girls - 6/9/07 - Pcpc1688 (?)
Jenny - 5/20/07 - Fatpig (-)
Port Royal
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closed - 5/16/07 - Telcova :(
Wayward One
All described acts should be read as interactive fiction.
A dream of birds in Alexandria
Although there have been scant reviews, I had a recent dream of a place where Eagles used to roost, but more docile birds spa at this location now.
I had called ahead for an hour appointment.- and was greated by name at the 2nd floor door by a nice-chick who might have said her name was Suki. I had never been to this roost before.- so was uncertain of my reception.- but I was greeted, almost warmly and immediately relaxed. She was 40 (plus or minus), compact, slender and attractive in the way most who dream would appreciate.
I was dissapointed only by two things.-- first at the very beginning. And then at the very end.
After paying the house. 8, I was told to undress and lay down. DIssapointment #1. No shower or TS. HOWEVER.- the hot towel treatment was wonderful, relaxing, and cleansing.
The massage was very, very good.- worth the admission price.- and I found it interesting Suki did not really want to chat (except to mention it had been a quiet day). Nice lotion massage after the deep muscle work, followed by another hot toweling.
Gentle attention was paid where gentle is appreciated.- firm, deep full weight pressure on the shoulders, lower back, and legs was greatly appreciated.- and the table was extra wide and easily took our full weight as most of the time she straddled my hips or legs
After a full back massage, I was told to turn over. And there were many enjoyable surprises.- unlike the pleasures I've enjoyed during other dreams regarding other places known to this forum.- surprises that included hips straddling, towel displacement, and an interesting assortment of various (and new to me) massage techniques leading to deep relaxation.
My dream had a quite happy ending. Another hot toweling followed. And assitance getting dressed.
As I was waking, the 2nd dissappointment (for me and as it turned out Suki). I always provide a suitable gratuity for NoVA service.- but, Suki obviously thought she had been slighted and asked for a third Jackson. Which I declinded to offer.
There were no strong words, just an unpleasant sense to the room.- I had never been asked to be more greatful.- and I think it inappropriate she asked. I departed with her comment.- OK, next time sweety. But left a little saddended.
As is most correct and polite in these dreams.- I asked for nothing but an hour massage.- and expected nothing more. There was no conversation at all.- but as described, it had been a pleasant 55+ minutes. So this comment in the last five all but spoiled for me a very nice hours dream.
I may or may not return. Until the very end as I was leaving, I would have rated this a top dream.- even without a nice shower that I really enjoy.
Seniors can PM for more details.- but they are most likely what you would think. I would appreciate a thought or two regarding the tip. Who was more wrong? Was I less greatful than I should have been? Thanks