Massage Parlor Reports

I was denyed access from BACO because she said I was too young. So I (I'm 20 years old) went to some other towson place and was told only massage. I know I am a newbie and I have eben reading all the post and I haven't seen nobody with my problem. Can I please get some advice. Also where would be the best place to go?

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]I was denyed access from BACO because she said I was too young. So I (I'm 20 years old) went to some other towson place and was told only massage. I know I am a newbie and I have eben reading all the post and I haven't seen nobody with my problem. Can I please get some advice. Also where would be the best place to go?[/QUOTE]
When I was 20, I wasn't worrying about paying for poontang.
Boy, there's acres of it out there waiting for you, for free! Go git some!

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]When I was 20, I wasn't worrying about paying for poontang.
Boy, there's acres of it out there waiting for you, for free! Go git some![/QUOTE]Well I am not looking for sex I just want a good massage and a HJ at the end. Just for the experience.

Dropped by Al's last weekend for the first time. Positive experience for an AMP. Standard fee. Extras on the menu. Attractive provider, 30s, nice body. She did not give a name.

Assisted stand up shower got every part of me clean. Rooms have no doors, just curtains and my provider did talk to the mamasan through the curtain a few times. Very annoying. Massage was decent, opted for topless HJ. Provider did push for more options and more money but I didn't fell the need. I'm not crazy about the neighborhood because it's got lots of people around going to the area stores. Never know who you might run into.

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Well I am not looking for sex I just want a good massage and a HJ at the end. Just for the experience.[/QUOTE]Try Royalty in Catonsville. Read thru the forum to get specifics.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Newbie - Either shit or get off the pot, but either way you're going to have to learn to wipe your own ass. RTFF.[/QUOTE]Hey, looking back I'll admit that was a rather stupid newbee question. I let my enthusiasm get the better of me.

BD’s AMP Rule #1:
Time + Money = Yellow Fever.

Well, I don’t really have much of each, but enough to get the Fever today.

I was torn between the “Parkville Pleasure House” and Alberto’s. [Hey, I have standards; it’s just that they are not as high as some other AMP mongers. An AMP is an AMP is an AMP. Some are better, but the rest are okay. At least good enough for my needs.] I chose Al’s based on the TS (without the “T”) report by Rockerrexxx. Now I haven’t been to Al’s in like 10 years. And by the looks of her, my provider (Jeanie) was probably working the tables back then. She had to be pushing 50!

Oh well. She took me to the shower and then pointed to the soap. Huh? I asked her to help, and she did. Back to the room. And got only about 10 minutes worth of good massage. Then there was about 20 minutes of that tickle and fingernail crap. Hey, it’s nice, but not that long!

Anyways, flip and another ten minutes of tickling and fingernails. Then she “spilled” some oil and started to clean it up with her hands. I wasn’t mush help, because I soon contributed to the mess. But she took care of everything and everyone walked away happy. Man, this was the second time this year that I have palmed a senior citizen’s ass.

LARS™ Rating:

Face 5 (too old)
Body 4 (same)
Attitude 5
Service 6

[QUOTE=9/8/2007 Baltimore Sun Article] [Detective Mike] Bazzell said law enforcement agencies also are watching sites that rate and provide references for prostitutes who frequent Craigslist.org.[/QUOTE]

That goes for AMP’s too. I’m sure that most of you saw this article. And I’m sure that most of you are not surprised at all. If not, you’re naive. Yeah, I’m sure that LE is reading this. But I am also sure that LE knows just as much about AMP’s with or without our “help”. I was a little surprised that they admit to doing this. But I guess it’s ol’ Mike’s way of saying “I know that you know that I know”.

Have fun out there,
Butter Dog

I enjoy going to these massage parlors in Towson, but the talent is usually more mature than preffered.

[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Help

Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Ovaraptor,
Don't worry too much. Bench is a dick! He has nothing better to do than sit around his computer, acting like he's a real man.

Have fun and be safe![/QUOTE]

Hello Jrj2123

A Dick? You have three posts like this and my Dutch Uncle Bench and I are dicks? Ok you little dicked someofabitch, for you I will bring my USMC M2-2 flame thrower out of retirement! OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

Fried Newbie

Big Red

[QUOTE=Whipr2]After my first experience which I reported earlier, I had to return to the scene of the massage. The first time was with Anna at GHI, the second visit was with the older lady with the very large upper body. She greeted me at the door and was very kind and seemed genuinely happy to see me. She could only do the half hour massage which suited me fine cause I only had and hour and a half lunch. The massage was much softer than Annas but very arousing. I used some of the techniques I learned here on the board to let her know what I was in search of. An boy did I find it!

So, I thought to myself well hell lets try some other places. Went down the road a bit and visited another spot, where I met with Honey. She was a beautiful woman with a helluva body unfortunately it was covered with long white pants and a long somewhat tight fitting shirt. I asked for a half hour and was outta there in twelve minutes. A wham bam thank you mam type of visit. Really not wanting to go back.

Returned to GHI for the next visit and Anna was there I got a great table shower and she thoroughly cleaned everything. We went back for the massage and she started to beat the crap out of me. Man I have learned to love it. The flip was much more involved than the half hour. She gave a BBBJ and lots of kissing. After sliding all over she relieved all tension and away I went. I think I was there for an hour and fifteen and felt great. So I took a bit of a hiatus.

I recently had an opportunity to visit the evergreen in baltimore and was greeted by the mamasan who was very business like. She ushered me into a room 1. I asked for a shower. After undressing I was moved to the shower, during the moved there were numerous customers walking through the hall which was very uncomfortable. The shower was self iniated and people were constantly walking by the curtain. It was partially open and I saw a goddess walk by. Thought it would be rude to ask Summer, my girl, what the other lady's name was. The other lady was around 5'10" tall and very stacked. She had a gorgeous smile and was wearing a short one piece dress that was so tight one could see all the curves. I was hoping the girl was going to switch after seeing me but alas it did not happen. Meanwhile summer was a nice woman and gave a so-so massage. The flip was nice and she did relieve my tension.

Can't wait for my next meeting so I can revisit and hopefully get the taller woman.

Mamasan #1
Overall 8
Attitude 9
Face 5
Body 8 (Nice chest but little rear)
Service 8

Anna
Overall 8
Attitude 8[/QUOTE]Where is this place?

It's not coming up in any yellow page searches.

Junior J, you're worthless. Just go away. In four posts, you (1) asked a stupid newbie question, (2) name called two senior members and (3) accused a senior member of being gay (mind you that this is a senior member that has 450 posts on a forum website focused on sex with women!!)

Junior J, I nor anyone else has to stand up here and call you an asshole. You are doing a pretty good job at doing that yourself.

Do us a favor and go slam your dick in a door jamb.

Butter Dog

Never Ceases To Amaze Me.

I just got a very nice request from Mr. Towson. He was requesting some pertinent information, usually available on the board for anyone that cares to examine past posts. "Ah" says I, "not sure I recall the address of Charles St. My memory fails me. Perhaps a taste of your wife, or her girl friend, or Mr. Towson's mom, or even a sister." Surely, Shirley, is available for a bit of frolic in the afternoon. And surely Mr. Towson would love to accommodate a senior member lol.

Stopped by the sacred house the other day for a brief but intense time with Lisa. I was introduced to Ivy, I'm going back. Whew. And it is my pleasure, lol, to announce that Rosie, and her business seems to be growing. For regulars you will know what I mean, and for those unfamiliar, go and find out for yourself. lol.

Did you see Layla. She want to know if I own the site. I told her no, of course, but I do post from time to time, and am passionate about my passion.
If anyone would care to hit her back with a PM vouching for my unswerving desire, lol, for a fine piece of woman, thanks.

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox ;)

Visited two spas last friday in columbia. One of them Kyoto. Well when I visited the above, Mamason took me to the room. I paid for an hour. mamason came back, took me to the shower and gave me a Ts and washed everything. Now I havnt been there for awhile so I took this for good signs to come. I went back into the room. I waited for about 10 min when Jenny came in wearing a cute minidress and done up in makeup. I took this as good sign #2. She began to gve me a rough massage asked me to flip. I did. My hands began to wonder and she shewed me away saying its not allowed!. "WHAT" I tried to reassure her, she said "no". I then began to play with my self, Again "No". She looked at me and said "thank you". WTF!, she finished the massage and nothing happend. HMM, I wondered what up. I then went to GHS down the street. The provider is a much older lady but always takes care of me. paid for 1/2. Then she carried on about a new inspector in Howard county who came by the day before. She said the new inspector is an older lady who is anal about all rules and is looking for Quote: "anything to shut these establishments down". No wonder they were paronoid at the other place. Just wanted to get the word out. Were all on the same team and its good to post the good and bad info here.

Jrj2123,

You are a asshole! First of all you are a newbie (or are you? ). I have the distinct feeling that you have been on this forum before and was kicked off for being a troublemaker! Hopefully Jackson will be able to check this out. You seem to have issues with people that have seniority over you or have paid their dues here.

Respect is something that is earned. The senior members here have put in their time, wisdom, knowledge and probably a considerable amount of money in this hobby. The senior members are also kind enough to share valuable information if you are humble enough and pay your dues. This is how they earned their respect. So respect the senior members because they are truly a wealth of knowledge. Respect the the rules of the forum. Respect Jackson. Respect yourself.

When you are intentionally an antagonist, you are showing a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

Propilot-over and out.

I will be up in Baltimore (actually in Columbia) this week on business. I usually frequent Kyoto, however it has been several months since I have been. Is everything still the same? Anyone new there that I should know about besides Coco and Sunny?

[QUOTE=Fharmonic]I will be up in Baltimore (actually in Columbia) this week on business. I usually frequent Kyoto, however it has been several months since I have been. Is everything still the same? Anyone new there that I should know about besides Coco and Sunny?[/QUOTE]CoCo is still there and I recommend as usual. I would also ad Channel, though when I called last I was told she was on vacation. Hope she has not left the area. She is a keeper!

I TOFTT today and went to a new CP AMP just off 695 in Towson. Location was in a private home, completely unmarked except for address. Standard tuition, no TS in evidence. My attendant was a middle aged Chinese lady, the same one who answered the door, small chest, probably A cup but like erasers. Okay soft massage, and got some visual pleasure on the flip, not as much as I wanted. So far it seems to be a Rub 'n Tug only, but there was a sort of promised more next time. I don;t think I'll take that to the bank just yet. Not sure I'll repeat, but maybe I will just to see.

Be Safe

Baldconan1

Had a nice visit with coco at kyoto last week. Noticed that the table in the table shower room was missing - and that now the mamasan gives the showers ....boring. But coco was as usual, wonderful.

[QUOTE=Baldconan1]I TOFTT today and went to a new CP AMP just off 695 in Towson. Location was in a private home, completely unmarked except for address. Standard tuition, no TS in evidence.........[/QUOTE]I went there a few days ago (I think we're talking about the same place). A little house next to the firehouse. I was almost hesitant to go to this place because 1) the business next door was extremely busy 2) I had no clue where to park. I wound up parking in the busy parking lot and sneaking over to the house. Got a middle aged lady the same descrip as you. Massage wasn't really my taste, I like to be teased a little bit and she never let her hands wander off. Flip and jack. I probably won't be going back anytime soon but on a positive note I did see a slightly younger girl in some tiny shorts as I was leaving so if I do go back it would be with hopes of running into her again.

Needed a massage after biking in Cockeysville. Called LH but their phone was disconnected. Drove past and there was a "For Rent" sign. Didn't know if they were still in business so I passed.

Went to ML about 6:30 was starting to get dark but not yet dark. There were people all over the place-- families with kids walking into the stores, a coupld of guys hanging out right next door, cars coming and going. The nice secluded area has turned into Grand Central Station. Passed.

Anyone know if LH is still open? I know SF posted about LH on 9/11 but not sure if the disconnected phone/ for rent sign happned in the interim.

Thanks

Man, maybe when BP is old enough to collect Social Security will I allow a senior citizen to lather up my nut sack...! Nah, screw that - I'll move my wrinkled ass to Thailand and let some 19-year old spinners do it. lol.

Just bustin' some nuts!

BP

Thought I would give Escape another try. Glad I did. Two good looking, not overweight European women were working. Went with the brunet. Usual questions were asked. Better than decent massage, not rushed at all. Enjoyable time, left happy. Of course it's a bit more expensive, $100 door fee, vs AMP rates. I don't always feel like the AMP bit. This is a good alternative if you want to treat yourself.

[QUOTE=Rockerrexxx]Thought I would give Escape another try. Glad I did. Two good looking, not overweight European women were working. Went with the brunet. Usual questions were asked. Better than decent massage, not rushed at all. Enjoyable time, left happy. Of course it's a bit more expensive, $100 door fee, vs AMP rates. I don't always feel like the AMP bit. This is a good alternative if you want to treat yourself.[/QUOTE]Is the tipping also the same as the AMP rates? Since I know someone was talking about how Royal (another non Asian MP) was charging almost double or even triple for everything and was also $ or $.1 door fee.

Went to the SAcred house yesterday. Got a Jenny early mid 20`s I believe she said very nice tight body. All was on menu only had time for the standard service on flip no time for FS. Very nice time hands were allowed to roam. Stanard house fee and tip TS was also availble.

Massage7
looks 8
Attitude 10
overall service 9

Tried this MP this evening.

It was hard to identify at first since the sign outside their driveway says its some sort of medical supply building.

Anyhow, You drive up and its the first door you see. I got lucky, I drove up and this older asian woman opened the door. I didn't even knock.

I asked how much and she told me 50 for half 70 for the hour.
I gave her 80 and she supplied with change.

She pointed me into a room with a massage table and asked me to undress. I laid down and she rubbed me for about 45 minutes with some gritty oil.

Afterwards she brought me a bottle of water.

I tried hinting towards other services. Asking why they don't advertise and
how I had to search the place on the internet.

She didn't budge.

I left kinda frustrated.

Massage: 7/10
Looks: 4/10
Price: 6/10 ( considering all i got was a massage )
Overall: Go there if you want a massage. thats it.

Be safe and take care

I have always found the tipping at the escapes or royalty's to be 1/2$ for topless, $ for nude, on top of the entry fee. service is always same, just state of dress changes

[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Is the tipping also the same as the AMP rates? Since I know someone was talking about how Royal (another non Asian MP) was charging almost double or even triple for everything and was also $ or $.1 door fee.[/QUOTE]

I have seen reference to an AMP in Parkville, and I am curious. Is this the place I found in the phone book on W........y Rd.? I have been in this part of town most of my life and was only aware of JHH and TBC, plus the York RD houses. Just trying to expand my horizons.
GTR

Hello all. Kinda newbie here, have posted a number of times to date. I am most interested in FBSM only. It has been about a year since I have seen the lovely 40ish, hot body, nice firms T's, redhead named Carol. She used to run an Ad in the BCP. Her number is shut down, so I am not sure she is still around. Any updates would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Paul

[QUOTE=Search714]Hello all. Kinda newbie here, have posted a number of times to date. I am most interested in FBSM only. It has been about a year since I have seen the lovely 40ish, hot body, nice firms T's, redhead named Carol. She used to run an Ad in the BCP. Her number is shut down, so I am not sure she is still around. Any updates would be appreciated.
Thanks.

Paul[/QUOTE]Hi,

I'm also a new poster but longtime lurker who was on these boards a month ago asking the same question (someone else had mentioned Carol). Below is what I wrote in my last post (Aug. 13). I'd like to find her too. Stick around and let us know if she returns.

I wrote:

"I'm a longtime lurker who has never posted. But a mention of Carol made me want to chime in. Carol was terrific -- a lot of fun, even when you just called her on the phone.

I met Carol originally when she was with a now-defunct place called (I think) LLJ and Associates, that was located near a shopping center in Ellicott City. She then went out on her own. This was ten years ago. Then Howard County cracked down on various venues for idiotic political reasons, and LLJ was run out of town. I didn't realize how good we had it back then.

Anyway, Shame Carol is gone and if anyone knows of her whereabouts, please tell us!"

Had a small case of Asian Fever today, so I made a drive by ML. There was a hand written sign on the door that said "Sorry Closed." Anyone know how long they have been closed, or is this just a one day thing.
Thanks,
Crazy Dick

First post, but I've gotten some good info on this board so I'll start giving some back.

Returned to Balt after an absence and thought to visit a few old haunts. Not much has changed. Hit the place on Charles, twice. Good massage as always.- they give good value there for that at least. No table shower facilities but there's a grungy shower there if you want to clean up before or after. The ending was happy. The staff has always been Chinese there as long as I can remember. A huge roll of carpet was in the foyer so they appear to be upgrading somewhat and it's about time. The Charles place is near where I live so it's a decent walking distance value but just. They are always understaffed but friendly. Before I left Baltimore they had the ugliest woman there I've ever patronized. I thought she might be a man so I roamed a bit during the massage just to allay my suspicions and it turned out she was just ugly. Whew! She gave some great endings however and I miss her ugly mug. I like experienced ugly Asian hags that show enthusiasm, but that's just me.

Went over to Baco as I like the table shower there. Great table shower, can't remember the provider's name. I love the anticipation an AMP wearing blue rubber boots with a shower head in her hand gives me. Decent massage, rushed ending. If it weren't for the table shower it would have been a disappointment. The place is like the Orioles organization. They'll never change, they're not very enthusiastic and they come close to stinking up the joint at times. Baco is not worth the price of the ticket unless you're bored out of your gourd. Hey, maybe next year?

I would have hit Pinetree but after reading here how they've gone downhill (thanks for the info) I'll pass. They've always been hit and miss anyway, mostly miss.

I've noticed that while I was away the Korean establishments seem to have grown. Hopefully a new place in our line of interest might open in that area. Since I'm close by, if I find anything, I'll let you know.

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]Had a small case of Asian Fever today, so I made a drive by ML. There was a hand written sign on the door that said "Sorry Closed." Anyone know how long they have been closed, or is this just a one day thing.
Thanks,
Crazy Dick[/QUOTE]
They were not answering the phone and all was dark on Sunday night...

Stopped by Soothing Touch around 6 pm yesterday. Two girls working. Both girls above average looking. Height and weight were proportional. The price was 80 for 45 minutes. We went to the room and immediate upsell. The price for top removal was 50. All nude was 100. Now I do not want LE to read this report and try to bust them, so I will stop here. Please be safe out there.

Propilot-over and out.

Made a late run to our favorite spot. Arrived just before closing but they were still accommodating. Met with Candy. Beautiful face and awesome body. Got TS and an okay massage. After that she provided BBBJ and FS for the standard fee. I always enjoy going and and can't wait to go back.

Just getting into the game. rtff. Thank you everyone for the years of posts and info. All very good.

Been to JNW twice and Albertos once. Seems there was no selection at all when I've gone, Sundays, and was wondering when is a better time where I might actually have some selection.

Got the same gal both times at JNW. Good massage, but not very enthusiastic on the flip (I had to cheerlead a bit), looked to be 30's or maybe early 40's (Yes, the comment about it being hard to pin down their apparent age seems so true)

Albertos, oh boy, old..Old OLD. Voice fueled by 4 packs of cigs a day. So so massage, but knew her business. (I kept thinking the whole time about someone elses post here about fondling an old womans butt) I'm sick enough that I actually enjoyed the experience, up until I somehow accidently flipped her Jesus switch on and she started talking about holy spirit.

I have a question for everyone. It is a completely selfish one, but I'm hoping to save myself untold searching and dollars here.

I have a total fetish for long fingernials and asian women. Can anyone point me to one of the AMPs and suggest a name (Private message is fine) of one of the gals who has long fingernials? The longer the better. :)

It's what does it for me, and I'm realizing that I'll probably just waste alot of time trying to find it on my own by hunting. Trying to explain what I like is an interesting exercise in language barrier, and as I mentioned earlier, It seems that the few place that I've gone, have had zero selection (bad timing on my part?) Anyway. Thanks in advance for any help!

Even without the fetish piece, I've really enjoyed my experiences so far. Just nice to have a decent massage and a bit of pampering. I'll try and contribute as I explore.

AS

[QUOTE=Lick Longley]Made a late run to our favorite spot. Arrived just before closing but they were still accommodating. Met with Candy.[/QUOTE]I can second that as I was there a little earlier tonight. Candy is yummy and all natural...I think I've developed a sweet tooth already!

The guys who think Candy or Candee is attractive (or yummy) must not have been around for the fine ass babes they used to have there.... like Shasha, BeBe, Angel, etc., etc., etc... I may have forgotten the names but remember the body parts. Candee is the only talent there - unless you count Mamsan! She is all natural, though. But a far cry from the 20-30 year-old something hotties that used to grace that place.

BP

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate]The guys who think Candy or Candee is attractive (or yummy) must not have been around for the fine ass babes they used to have there.... like Shasha, BeBe, Angel, etc., etc., etc... I may have forgotten the names but remember the body parts. Candee is the only talent there - unless you count Mamsan! She is all natural, though. But a far cry from the 20-30 something hotties that used to grace that place.

BP[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to stay out of trouble and you have to go and mention Shasha and Bebe?

You just cost me $160 and an hour long drive.
I hope you're happy.... :)

Hi guys, I'm new to posting here but not new to the site.

I've been to a few Mp's around the b-more area and am not really in to old asian's. The only American place that I've found is TBC and they were a little pricey. Does anyone know of other Mp's with some hotties? Also all I can seem to find is a are&T. I need more. Help.

Hahaha! Sorry Bench!

BP

P.S. It won't happen again!