My man van :o
[QUOTE=VanDriver]
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van[/QUOTE]
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My man van :o
[QUOTE=VanDriver]
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Adventure1]Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon![/QUOTE]
Hi yourself you old son of a gun! First time visit to DC, eh? You'll love it. Friendly people, all the monuments and museums, great restaurants. Where will you be staying? How long will you be here? Business or pleasure? Let us know and we'll go right to work putting together an eyepopping suggestion list of places to go and people to meet.
Where are you coming in from? You might want to contact your local Congressman and ask for a guided tour of the Capitol or White House. Cool stuff.
Looking forward to having you visit.
Lax
PS: Neverland is awesome! ;)
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]I know this kind of talk doesn't belong here but you are absolutely right. I cannot believe my good fortune. Last year, when I first appeared on this site and related my story many guys said it wouldn't last, some said it would. It has and Mrs. (that's right, Mrs.) Haeyo is the best thing that ever happened to me.
I don't want to generalize but if you get a K-girl, it's worth a try. If Micky is 43 now I can't imagine what my girl will look like in 9 years!
No more Caucasians![/QUOTE]Sarang,
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Haeyo.
Hmmmmmm. It seems Van and Lax are more deadly with the keyboard. Makes it fun to read the idiocy and don't have anything to add.
In Vegas now, getting ready to go out. local time: 1am.
LL
[color=red]Score![/color] See my [post=533141]report[/post]
[QUOTE=Ngc1981]Sarang,
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Haeyo.[/QUOTE]
I'd flame Adventure1 but as I have a death threat on my hands in CT I have to beg off of this one.
Thanks, Ngc
[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]Neverland is still a mystery. Last time I was past (like 2 weeks ago) it appeared Happiness was closed. There was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the door.
I happened to be down that way and was checking things out. I miss Happiness..... . I was going there before I knew this board existed. There are a couple of other places that aren't mentioned but I'm still trying to figure it out.
Cabbie![/QUOTE]Cabbie,
I was at Happiness (the old Happiness. Now called Han-Sol. Picked up a card there) last week (Thursday). It appears that Han-Sol is the old Royal people located in the old Happiness location (I rang the bell at Royal and nobody answered). When I met mamasan at top of steps, I asked here if they use to be next door and she said yes. My visit there was ok, nothing really to post about, but I will now. I saw mimi, cute, nice rack, good attitidue, pretty good TS, ok massage, service ok. She had a little flabby stomach which made the service last a long time in multiple positions. Repeat maybe.
Later,
BT3
[QUOTE=Adventure1]Visiting DC in 2 weeks
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Better dawn your fireproof suit
If you would have taken ANY time to RTFF, you'd quickly realize that those who give intel, get intel.
Those who give none and ask for some, get NADA.
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]I'd flame Adventure1 but as I have a death threat on my hands in CT I have to beg off of this one.
Thanks, Ngc[/QUOTE]
Hello Sarang and Van
I am dying to flame this Adventurehole, but I have just gotten off 4 months of moderated reviews for various infractions including a shit storm I set off in Indianapolis during football playoffs. You know the whole Colts/Ravens thing, I still can't talk about it. However I have promised Jakson I would behave, so I have hung up my flame thrower and album of USMC M2-2 flame thrower photos. Man this is hard.
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?
Just behaving
Big Red
I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation. No problem, I said, I'll try someone new.
Into the reception area walked "Blue" -- about 5'6", trim, all-natural, and sporting natural C's. We walked through the residential area and I saw about 5-6 other attendants, none of whom I would have rejected. We got to the room and I gave her the usual donation by DC standards for a full workout. The table shower was very good and she thoroughly scrubbed all the areas requiring further attention. Then, it was back to the room. This is where things got a little different...
The massage was professional quality and included a towel between us. This is the first time this has happened to me at this location. I'd been there before but certainly didn't give the impression I was anything other than a real customer. She finally removes the towel and tells me to turn over. Then, still in her uniform, she does a first for me -- massages me abdominal muscles. Then, she tells me to flip over again. This time, she changes her uniform so that we're compatible.
She spoke Asian for a long time and taught me some words I hadn't heard before. Then, she started teaching me French. After a long lesson, I asked if I could talk to her at the same time she was talking to me. She obliged and still kept talking to me in French with no attempt to move on to discussing missionaries, and it was clear that this wasn't on the agenda. A couple of more minutes and I was completely finished, and that was that.
I'm wondering if she was expecting a 6th Jackson, which would have qualified me to be a missionary? This has never happened at this place during the late afternoon...
Buyer beware...
Be safe -- Max
[QUOTE=Adventure1]Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon![/QUOTE]
Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?
[QUOTE=Big Red50]
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?
[/QUOTE]
I'm enjoying a quiet vacation... maybe he'd enjoy the DC Follies?
Bench
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?[/QUOTE]The Don would have seen our new adventurer has been properly greeted by his fellow board members, as you gentlemen have done quite well. (After all, if geing flamed three times for one stupid post is not a leaning experience, a newb probably still wouldn't get it with six flames.) Then TM would extend the hand of friendship with some sage advice on how to become a trusted forum member and that if he accepts his flames graciously and learns from his mistakes we mostly have a short memory for newbie gaffes.
As for me, I am on [post=533141]vacation[/post] also. Heading to TJ today to really make this a fantasy vacation.
LL
I haven't been out mongering for the last few months cuz this was just getting too damned expensive. That said, I've been feeling the urges lately and today called my favorite place south of the border. No answer! I find a place and I try to stick with it, but I remembered the address of a place that was a little green.
(Hint to newbies, when looking for a place always take the phone number with you). Met a cute little lady who called herself Katherine. Nice body, bolt-ons. Not chatty, but this may be because of limited English. I thought she was a little cold, but efficient. She saw the tribute under my cell phone, so we proceeded with a nice t/s with mouthwash. Back in the room, she gave me a ticklish body rub. I was disappointed there was no a/are (I'd feel funny asking for it). There was no problems with positionings and the equipment felt great.
Here's the interesting part. When she brought me a wet towel, we made small talk and she realized it was my first time there. It seemed to make some kinda difference. She became noticeably friendlier. She said her name was Penny (! ). Her english was still limited but she she kissed me and said to come back.
My guess is people are skittish. What's going on?
[QUOTE=Max #01]I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation.
...
Be safe -- Max[/QUOTE]
Went there about that same time on Thursday night. It was kind of strange for me too. I got Michelle (first time with her) and she insisted on full fee up front. No problem, and she was nice enough, but the menu was pretty limited with many of the standard stages of therapy missing. The girls there are pretty, but it seems that it is less than predictable what you may get.
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?[/QUOTE]Sounds like a friendly place.
I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.
I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.
Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.
I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.
Thanks!
This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.
Lax
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.
Lax[/QUOTE]
I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Previous Report posted in Feb'07
Sun (29)
===
Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)
1413 (14k) (13)
====
Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Ok (8)
==
Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
Supra (7)
=====
Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)
Royal (6)
=====
jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492
Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
====================
Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Rio (olympic) (5)
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laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)
IHC (Mini) (5)
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pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)
Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
===================
Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)
GBT (2)
===
Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)
H&H (1)
===
Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)
CPHC (1 - old)
====
Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)
1818 (1)
====
??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)
Eye bar (1)
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Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)
??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
============
Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)
K spa (1)
=====
Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)
617K (mirage, magic) (1)
==============
Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
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Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)
Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
===
May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)
(Hard Rock cafe amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
==================
??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)
Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
==================
??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)
Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++
Star (VA) (1)
====
Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Swan (VA) (1)
====
??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)
Asian privacy (va)
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pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)
Amma (Bethesda, md)
===============
lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)
Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.
[QUOTE=Wayward One]This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
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Ok (8)
==
Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
d be read as interactive fiction.[/QUOTE]
You left out my report for Angela Royal+. IMHO, this might too much info in the current climate.
[QUOTE=Adventure1]Sounds like a friendly place.
I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.
I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.
Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.
I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.
Thanks![/QUOTE]Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.
Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.
My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.
I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by
[QUOTE=Philaborn1967]I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by[/QUOTE]
You've got to be joking seven posts below a new member has just got flamed for the exact same stupid reason.
You need to get familiar with this web site this might entail some research
( WORK ) trust me I'm being nice.
RTFF
[QUOTE=Philaborn1967]I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by[/QUOTE]
I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?
Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?
If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.
Van
[QUOTE=VanDriver]I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?
Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?
If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.
Van[/QUOTE]
How kan he reed if he kant spel?
Ok. After lurking and reading a lot (and being back from a recent trip to FLA) I'm posting my first report. Hope this meets everyone's standards.
Got antsy at work the other day and slipped into a dream. I found myself walking by a place near Dupont that was on the 4th floor with an address that ended in a 3.
Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.
Std jackson spread on the table so she knew the deal. TS was decent, all the standard action there. No mouthwash.
Headed back the room and it was actually a much better and longer massage that I've ever had in a dream before there. I had been getting some short times the past few times there. So I was happy abotu this.
After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.
Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.
ROSE
Face 6
Body 6
Massagi 8
TS 7
Tude 8
Main Event 7
Overall 7
Repeat - I'd prefer an upgrade next time, but would not walk out either...since MMV, I'd see her again and let her try to improve her score.
IH97
Since the spots I'm familiar with are now closed, I decided to go for a trip hoping to play some games at the Olympics in Rio the other day but unfortunately they seem to have some plumbing problems so I went looking for Green-er pastures. I have an idea where it is and circled the area many times but I still can't figure out where the door is to Greenland. So I went down the steps in K.
It took them awhile to open up for me and I thought I would strike out for the day until I heard someone just when I was about to leave. Mamasan welcomed me and seemed to remember me even if it was my first time there (may be I have a look alike? ). The usual talk was given to me before I was ushered into the playing court.
I was matched against young. Although I would say she was in her 30's, she still looked good and came with a sense of humor, a nice body and a huge set of twins. TS was normal fare, and so was the massage. She was straight forward with how to play and we started the game with a CBJ and some raisin twisting until the score was 69 all. We ran a couple of mission offense after the half but used the dog style defense during the final quarter. For the last 2 minutes we ran the cowgirl offense until the final buzzer sounded. Some hot towel was provided after the game.
L - 7
A - 8
R - 7
S - 7
I might ask for a rematch.
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.
Monday morning at work and I have an itch that really needs to be scratched. All through the day that’s all that’s on my mind, can't concentrate, can’t get any work done, its really bad.
Finally at 3pm I give up and start planning a trip to the closest AMP to me with a full menu and with above average talent.
Neverland would be my only stop if they were still open, but alas. You can’t have everything in life.
Through some quick research, I settled on IHC. Stopped by the nearest ATM for the tuition, and was there getting buzzed in by 3:45.
Mamasan led me to a room and asked if I had any preference. I said, "New Girl" and off she went.
In walks the "new girl", she must have been new because her name was not AMP'd or Americanized yet. And I couldn't even say it let alone remember it. She was tall, 5'8" and skinny with no curves. In an emergency she would have been acceptable, but for my situation, I was looking for something with a bit more curves. I looked her over and politely, then asked for, lets call her Kitty1 (true mongers can pm me for further clarification), a proven commodity on here and with acceptable curvage.
In walks Kitty1, looking hot as ever. Tuition + the milk money were there on the table along with a couple raincoats. (In case the first trip is really hot and short, I may want to go for a second trip.)
She collects her tuition, and we get right down to the trip, no TS needed at this time. We started off driving interstate 69, then decided to drive to the edge of the table for some much needed standing mission, from there we went to the rodeo and watched the cowgirls ride, followed by walking the doggies.
Lots of noise and encouragement while we walked the doggies, which is a nice plus, it made the finish that much more enjoyable.
Cleanup and asked for TS followed by massage. TS was nothing worth mentioning, nothing more than some hot water and some soap. A little disappointing, I am spoiled by the GFE TS treatment I used to get at Neverland and these TS was night and day compared to a Neverland TS.
Was led back to the room, and received a nice massage, very average but adequate.
Kitty1:
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 7.5
Service - 8
TS - 4
massage - 6.5
As long as Neverland is closed, I would and probably will repeat, but next time I will make a point to try out more of the talent.
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]How kan he reed if he kant spel?[/QUOTE]I need to break out my english to hillbilly translation book for that one.
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.
Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.
My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.[/QUOTE]I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.
SNAFU.
FUBAR.
HMFIC.
And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.
HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its
Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.
It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.
Peace.
[QUOTE=Islandhopper97]
Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.
...
After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.
Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.
IH97[/QUOTE]I had a dream about the very same Rose this afternoon. CBJ pattern exactly as you described. The slurping actually started to irritate me, but she did demonstrate plenty of room in her throat.
She's the proud owner of a pair of synthetic pillows. She should ask for a refund in my opinion. Sagged more around the edges than in the middle, which made for oddly textured cushions.
In contrast, though, my dream included CG and RCG, with Rose serving both as director and enthusiastic actress. I worked up a nice sweat, and could swear I left handprints on the saddle from my tight grip.
Competent albeit mechanical massage. Effective, but not sensual. Rose is very professional, but good-natured. Kind of a joker in a gritty, seasoned sort of way. Cuddled after the ride, and actually. Well, purred. Not a GFE in my book, but definitely held up her end of the dream.
Face 5
Body 6.5
Massagi 8
TS 6
Tude 7
Main Event 8
Overall 7
Repeat - On occasion, since she was pleasant enough and willing and active and knew her role well. But not the cream of the cream.
Fell asleep at work the other day. Experienced a dream of a session with a K Girl named Lucky at Supra.
Let me be brief. Lucky is gorgeous. Spinner with a great rack. Thought I hit the jackpot. However, she is like a Ferrari with no engine. Lackluster performance. Virtually no massage. No touchy, no AR, no breast massage. Even had to ask for table shower. In and out in 30 minutes. Don't be deceived by her looks and bubbly personality. Says she's been there for 1 week. From NY.
Regular house fee. Standard college tuition, to which she responded with "more".
Will not revisit her. Worst AMP experience by far.
I'm so happy this was a dream and I didn't really waste my time with her.
Wow, thanks for the intel, Nova. Guess we all have disappointing dreams from time to time. Looks like I had the opposite experience. I drew a Ford Mercury, but had pretty good ride just the same.
[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.
SNAFU.
FUBAR.
HMFIC.
And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.
HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its
Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.
It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.
Peace.[/QUOTE]I always wake up with a BEMHO and when it comes right down to it; FIIGMO.
Basic Early Morning Hard On
Fuck It I Got My Orders
Gotta love 'em, AAFE. (An Acronym For Everything)
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?[/QUOTE]
Been a long time since my last post, nice to see things haven't change much! Enjoy it...
GW
[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nova Guy]...Lucky is gorgeous. Spinner with a great rack...she is like a Ferrari with no engine. Lackluster performance. Virtually no massage. No touchy, no AR, no breast massage. Even had to ask for table shower. In and out in 30 minutes. Don't be deceived by her looks and bubbly personality. Says she's been there for 1 week. From NY.
Regular house fee. Standard college tuition, to which she responded with "more".
Will not revisit her. Worst AMP experience by far.
I'm so happy this was a dream and I didn't really waste my time with her.[/QUOTE]I had the same dream. I wasn't so thrilled either. See [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=526328#post526328[/url]
Had to try something new with all the favorites out of action and took a venture behind the Green door. Drew Penny, who seemed a bit cool and businesslike at first but warmed up nicely. Very fit but a bit meatier than the waifish girls, looks quite nice once she relaxed a bit. Above-average performance 7s and 8s all around. More info B/C for members -- I'll share mine if you share yours.
I crashed the two places that are one door away from each other and found nothing of note. I saw basically all providers, decided for one on the cuter side and got a terrible service.
Are you referring to this when talking about the crisis at present?
Would definitely not recommend either these days.
I'm digging all the acronyms/backronyms - but my gut is telling me that this is going to devolve sooner than later.
*fervently resisting urge to devolve*
Bench
Since Sun was set for the week I tried a new location in town and hit up a nice place to relax. Porsche met me and this chick an extremely cute light skinned Laos native. No TS but this was the first time I wanted to drive the Porsche slow. I highly recommend her.
She is 5'4- 5'5" with nice curves. The session shocked me with a bbbj which was nice and unexpected. She's willing to do all the work too if you are in that mood. Not a clockwatcher, actually my session lasted almost 1.5 hours. Maybe because I had to wait for 10 minutes prior but the times up announcement came twice before I left.
She's online, but you'll have to know where to look. Or a nice pm to me would work too if your contributions are close to mine. If it's higher than my posts, than I am the one in debt to the season veteran.
Face - 7
Body - 8
Attitude - 8.5
Service - 9
TS - 0
Massage - 7
[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Had to try something new with all the favorites out of action and took a venture behind the Green door. Drew Penny, who seemed a bit cool and businesslike at first but warmed up nicely. Very fit but a bit meatier than the waifish girls, looks quite nice once she relaxed a bit. Above-average performance 7s and 8s all around. More info B/C for members -- I'll share mine if you share yours.[/QUOTE]
First time poster, long time viewer. Hopefully you don't ream me too hard.
I, too drew Penny the other day, very nice indeed. I would highly recommend and would repeat. Almost a little too GFE for my likes. She tried to cuddle after activities were completed. Still, A+.