Massage Parlor Reports

I know theres a few girls there that can suck you silly. Bebe was the Head Scholar in my eyes. I don't know what the chick did but she was a pro!

I havent been there in awhile but all the years I have gone I was never really disappointed. Its off Ulmerton across from Airco Golf Course behind BKing.

They are not open 24 hours but you can get in anytime from like 10am and Im not sure when they close I just know its later at night. I dont like being the last guy at the end of the day.LOL!

Have fun --

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Billsohorney]Looking for a good BBBJCIM, any suggestins?

Are there any 24 hr spas that sommeone would recomend?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I will try Bebe. would .6 work for her?

Apreciate the referal. What at the rates there? Typical .8? and what would she expect for this fine "O" conversation ? .6, .8, $?

[QUOTE=Billsohorney]Apreciate the referal. What at the rates there? Typical .8? and what would she expect for this fine "O" conversation ? .6, .8, $?[/QUOTE]Forget about BeBe. She was let go. There were rumors she would steal money from customers who left there wallets/money in the room while getting a TS. She also had a gambling/alcohol problem. Have been to Aloha many times and never had a problem with any girl there. Mamasan is very friendly, I have even let her give me the TS while I waited for my massusse. Standard 60/80 rates apply. Place is very clean. They close early some times if business is slow, so if it is late, its best to call ahead before making the trip there.

Rumors fly about Bebe but I never had any issues with her. I always shoot over there in the morning if I were going to go there. A little morning wake up. If you go on a Monday I find its a good day. Most guys have blown there loads and their money so the girls will wheel and deal with you.

You really cant go wrong there. Im just not into the Mamasan myself. Shes a little on the road hard put away wet look for me. I like an older woman if she has taken care of herself and not abused her body.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Forget about BeBe. She was let go. There were rumors she would steal money from customers who left there wallets/money in the room while getting a TS. She also had a gambling/alcohol problem. Have been to Aloha many times and never had a problem with any girl there. Mamasan is very friendly, I have even let her give me the TS while I waited for my massusse. Standard 60/80 rates apply. Place is very clean. They close early some times if business is slow, so if it is late, its best to call ahead before making the trip there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Forget about BeBe. She was let go. There were rumors she would steal money from customers who left there wallets/money in the room while getting a TS. She also had a gambling/alcohol problem. Have been to Aloha many times and never had a problem with any girl there. Mamasan is very friendly, I have even let her give me the TS while I waited for my massusse. Standard 60/80 rates apply. Place is very clean. They close early some times if business is slow, so if it is late, its best to call ahead before making the trip there.[/QUOTE]

See my post about Osaka on the Tampa board. Even if the extras are not so great, a clean, relaxing massage is at least somewhat stress relieving.

I really need to try Aloha - Ulmerton. I used to go to Aloha - 5th Avenue with mixed results. I like variety - it's just hard to point my vehicle away from OK Spa as I always have a great time there.

I also need to try Pine Tree. It seems o have bad karma every time I try going there - either too many cars in lot, or it is closed, or LEO lurking nearby.

Paid a visit there last Monday evening. Picked Sunshine for a HH and as reported here elsewhere she does have an exceptional ass. Actually, a great body all-around.

As far as a lay goes I've had much better from an asian. She pulled away when I was getting too vigorous from behind and when I flipped her to mish for the finale she was about as lively as a dead fish. With the bath and massage went way over the half hour but the uninspired fucking would not prompt a repeat visit. YMMV

[QUOTE=Billsohorney]Looking for a good BBBJCIM, any suggestins?

Are there any 24 hr spas that sommeone would recomend?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Good luck on that one. Though I have found a few ladies that would comply, they are few and far between. I have had some luck cultivating some women over a period of time, but that is a hit or miss situation. I currently am not aware of a sure fire thing. Most of the time it came as a pleasant (okay, a great) surprise.

People with more then 50 post PM me for some valuable AMP info and a mind blowing experience.

If you all remember snow white then youll know what I'm talking about.

Happy Holidays

Please no fuckin new people asking for the info it will only be ignored.

[QUOTE=Jaws Iii]Good luck on that one. Though I have found a few ladies that would comply, they are few and far between. I have had some luck cultivating some women over a period of time, but that is a hit or miss situation. I currently am not aware of a sure fire thing. Most of the time it came as a pleasant (okay, a great) surprise.[/QUOTE]

It is almost always covered. In the handful of instances in my life where I have built up a relationship good enough for a surprise BBBJ, it has never been CIM.

It's just not in their culture.

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Jaws,

You must be doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]

Then please enlighten me as to the proper techinque that I am apparently not using. PM is ok.

And sorry, CB, but it has always been cim, with an occasional bird of true love - the swallow

The economy is really hurting business and the Korean marketing plan includes extra attention to all customers needs.


Enjoy...

Travelrr

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]People with more then 50 post PM me for some valuable AMP info and a mind blowing experience.

If you all remember snow white then youll know what I'm talking about.

Happy Holidays

Please no fuckin new people asking for the info it will only be ignored.[/QUOTE]Someone else who thinks the number of posts someone has is a badge of honor. Having a lot of something or being something a long time doesnt make someone good at it or reliable. My grandfather has been driving for 60 years, does that make him a good driver? No hes a horrible menace on the road and I wouldnt trust my kids with him. So if some nube comes on here and replies too 50 posts with an "I agree" or just asking questions you will share info with them because they have run up some sort of tally. But someone who offers only a few quality posts here and there that any REAL monger can tell the difference on, gets nothing from you? They have gone over this on the Orlando board so many times. Its sad when a post count is what makes you believe someone is trustworthy or worthy of some sort of additional respect. I bet when you were a kid when Uncle Joe held out 4 shiney pennies in one hand and one dull quarter in the other for you too choose from, you took the pennies.

Sometimes you need to explore other avenues. I found a $60 great massage for one hour with 5 minutes of anything you wanted. It was at this time all the rules came out! It was such a great massage for the price.This is a post menopausal 55 yr old who worked me over good. The HE was within the rules.

I think the picture was photo shopped.

[url]http://www.nuturedbycj.com/[/url]
727 290-6107

Travelrr

If you zoom in on the picture you get a better sense of what she brings to the table (so to speak), plus you get to see her parents (maybe?) in the photo on the wall. Sounds like she's the right prescription for aching bones though.

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Travelrr 433]Sometimes you need to explore other avenues. I found a $60 great massage for one hour with 5 minutes of anything you wanted. It was at this time all the rules came out! It was such a great massage for the price.This is a post menopausal 55 yr old who worked me over good. The HE was within the rules.

I think the picture was photo shopped.

[url]http://www.nuturedbycj.com/[/url]
727 290-6107

Travelrr[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Someone else who thinks the number of posts someone has is a badge of honor. Having a lot of something or being something a long time doesnt make someone good at it or reliable. My grandfather has been driving for 60 years, does that make him a good driver? No hes a horrible menace on the road and I wouldnt trust my kids with him. So if some nube comes on here and replies too 50 posts with an "I agree" or just asking questions you will share info with them because they have run up some sort of tally. But someone who offers only a few quality posts here and there that any REAL monger can tell the difference on, gets nothing from you? They have gone over this on the Orlando board so many times. Its sad when a post count is what makes you believe someone is trustworthy or worthy of some sort of additional respect. I bet when you were a kid when Uncle Joe held out 4 shiney pennies in one hand and one dull quarter in the other for you too choose from, you took the pennies.[/QUOTE]

While I understand the concern of BS limiting responses to senior members, I sent a PM to him last week via this site and got no response. So, if there is information to be shared, I hope it will be forthcoming soon.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]My grandfather has been driving for 60 years, does that make him a good driver? No hes a horrible menace on the road and I wouldnt trust my kids with him.[/QUOTE]

So your kids are safe, but you leave gramps on the road to possibly harm us or our loved ones? Nice!

Since B-Slap is a friend of mine and hes not on here as often to read this. I think you need to realize he was stating very clearly if you haven't participated and gave some informative posts then he won't waste his time with you.
B-Slap chose the number 50, heck it could have been 25 or 100 who really cares what the number was. It was his information and his call,

If you wrote me I wouldn't tell you anything either. Now that you have introduced yourself why don't you put on a fat pair of Arabian Goggles on your face and go play in traffic or something..

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Someone else who thinks the number of posts someone has is a badge of honor. Having a lot of something or being something a long time doesnt make someone good at it or reliable. My grandfather has been driving for 60 years, does that make him a good driver? No hes a horrible menace on the road and I wouldnt trust my kids with him. So if some nube comes on here and replies too 50 posts with an "I agree" or just asking questions you will share info with them because they have run up some sort of tally. But someone who offers only a few quality posts here and there that any REAL monger can tell the difference on, gets nothing from you? They have gone over this on the Orlando board so many times. Its sad when a post count is what makes you believe someone is trustworthy or worthy of some sort of additional respect. I bet when you were a kid when Uncle Joe held out 4 shiney pennies in one hand and one dull quarter in the other for you too choose from, you took the pennies.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]Since B-Slap is a friend of mine and hes not on here as often to read this. I think you need to realize he was stating very clearly if you haven't participated and gave some informative posts then he won't waste his time with you.
B-Slap chose the number 50, heck it could have been 25 or 100 who really cares what the number was. It was his information and his call,

If you wrote me I wouldn't tell you anything either. Now that you have introduced yourself why don't you put on a fat pair of Arabian Goggles on your face and go play in traffic or something..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I realize exactly what he said and am happy for you that he is your friend. What you need too realize though, is I was not looking for a super secret PM from him, you or anyone else. I am not going too insult you in return because its not worth it and there is enough worthless posts on these boards with little girls getting thier feelings hurt and calling each other names back and forth using up perfectly good space. I do not need too PM anyone, there is enough information out there on this forum and in other places for people too get what they need. Look at how many members there are and how few actually post. All I was doing was pointing out the humor of the 50 post badge of honor he thinks someone needs too pass his security test. Its been discussed here and on other area forums about the whole idea of being a Senior Member and what it really means. If he is worried about LEO he needs a different plan, they have plenty of people on here, Tampa's board and in Orlando, see ASSA Day spa that just got busted and where the MBI (thats Orlando's undercover force) got thier information from. Its not the quantity of the posts, its the quality. Sorry if you were offended by me talking too someone else and you chose too insult me for it. But I am sure he is a big boy and can defend himself if he felt offended by it. Anyone else that was offended. Sorry. I am going too play in traffic with my new Arabian Goggles and will be back later to read about and discuss the true purpose of the forum.

MM

So I recently noticed two spas in Palm Harbor, Suki and Ocean Sauna. Has anyone tried them out and can rate them for me?

[QUOTE=Formalwear]So I recently noticed two spas in Palm Harbor, Suki and Ocean Sauna. Has anyone tried them out and can rate them for me?[/QUOTE]

Suki has tended to be on the high side as far as tipping. Haven't been to Ocean but I've heard it might be more reasonable.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I am going too play in traffic with my new Arabian Goggles and will be back later to read about and discuss the true purpose of the forum. MM[/QUOTE]

With all of 14 posts to your credit, do you really think you have the credibility to lecture a very well respected senior member like RConsultant about the "true purpose of the forum"?

He has contributed 100 times what you have here in volume alone and when you compare the value of the content, he's contributed 1000's of times of what you have here. I think the point Bitchslap was trying to make was well proven here by your conduct. That is "if you don't know how to conduct yourself in this forum, why should he unleash you on a good provider and ruin things for everyone else?"

I know your first impulse will be to post some derogatory drivel here about me here too. But try to "listen and learn". We were all newbies at one time or another. The "senior members" here really don't have anything against new members, you just need to contribute here and earn your credibility. Posting like you have and insulting a well respected senior member is definitely not the way to do this. Think about it.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]With all of 14 posts to your credit, do you really think you have the credibility to lecture a very well respected senior member like RConsultant about the "true purpose of the forum"?

He has contributed 100 times what you have here in volume alone and when you compare the value of the content, he's contributed 1000's of times of what you have here. I think the point Bitchslap was trying to make was well proven here by your conduct. That is "if you don't know how to conduct yourself in this forum, why should he unleash you on a good provider and ruin things for everyone else?"

I know your first impulse will be to post some derogatory drivel here about me here too. But try to "listen and learn". We were all newbies at one time or another. The "senior members" here really don't have anything against new members, you just need to contribute here and earn your credibility. Posting like you have and insulting a well respected senior member is definitely not the way to do this. Think about it.[/QUOTE]I don't need credibility too lecture someone and you having 2 posts or 10000 doesn't give you the credibiliy to lecture me. It means you have spent a lot of time at your computer. Credibility. LOL. Do some of you people listen too yourselves and what you are talking about? Does your "senior status" get you a special pin? Get you too the front of the line at a restaurant? Does it get you a promotion at work? Does it REALLY get you some sort of respect? From who? No, it gets you " posting status" on an anonymous board where people talk about where when and how too get their rocks off. I am not insulting anyone and frankly do not care what you or anyone else on this board thinks of it if they do not like it. I can make a new name and make 50 shitty posts and none of you would be a word too the wiser. But instead you get my honest opinion on the thought of someone wanting some sort or post limit before he would divulge information. Some people can't handle honesty. Post counts and status on this board don't mean shit in the real world. If some newbie (according too your post count theory) wants too rub your balls because you have posted a lot, then thats great for them and great for you that you can hold your chin up because of it. Don't like what I have too say? Ignore me. I will still get sleep tonight. And too correct you, I never said RC did not understand what this board is about, I said I wasnt going too do exactly this, get in a pissing contest and have everyone else have too read people lecturing one another and calling names. So you were mistaken. I am not going too insult you, just as I said I was not going too do to RC. So I have broken my word in not posting again, but I admit it and its only because you on piped in on me for my post that was not too you and my reply that was also not too you. I even said sorry too those who were offended. I didn't have too. So again, I will attempt too move forward and stay on topic of Massage Parlors. Lets see if everyone else can.

I asked before but didn't sound like anyone had tried this yet. I tried twice, once was too early (noon on a sat? ) and the other time they didn't answer and said they were in back when I called. I am anxious to give it a shot but that makes ma a little leery. Anyone?

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/955118943.html[/url]

Thanks guys

Guess my first one didn't go through? Has anyone tried this yet? I went twice but no luck. First time closed at noon on sat, other time no answer? Would love some feedback, thanks.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/955118943.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I can make a new name and make 50 shitty posts [/QUOTE] It can only improve your credibility here.

Credibility. LOL. Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning. Good post. Hey. And its one more on your tally. Your credibility just went up too!

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]It can only improve your credibility here.[/QUOTE]


CB, you didn't heed my mothers advice....."ignore it and it will go away"

Cruising the CL ads I found this one just before the summer break and now I see she is back for the winter.This old babe was an Atlantic City icon and has set up shop in a seniors condo complex. This 65yr old is as horny as they come.

Her old man and I do mean old is out by the pool while she is practicing her trade.She is delightful and she gives a great massage with special attention to your feet!Nice touch!

I fly every week and come home like a pretzel and sometimes you just want a nice rub. I was not ready for this old who mounted me without her little dress revealing these big excited titties. She was as wet as any 35 yr old broad.I though Oh Fuck! I didn't sign up for this...I am not old yet!

Long story great BBJ and a $20 tip ! Holy Shit! You never know.

So now she is back and advertising..


$80 FULL HOUR OF BLISS

HRS 9am to 9pm....7 days a week

call ANDREA 727-278-4966

[QUOTE=AlterdBeast]I asked before but didn't sound like anyone had tried this yet. I tried twice, once was too early (noon on a sat? ) and the other time they didn't answer and said they were in back when I called. I am anxious to give it a shot but that makes ma a little leery. Anyone?

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/955118943.html[/url]

Thanks guys[/QUOTE]I've been to this place. Met with Chastity and had a great time. I can't vouch for any other ladies there, but I did enjoy my time.

Hey Travelrr, Did you know about her "seniority" prior to partaking? I'm curious as to your reaction on first sight. I may have to check this one out.

Let's be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Travelrr 433]Cruising the CL ads I found this one just before the summer break and now I see she is back for the winter.This old babe was an Atlantic City icon and has set up shop in a seniors condo complex. This 65yr old is as horny as they come.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swlnmmbr]I've been to this place. Met with Chastity and had a great time. I can't vouch for any other ladies there, but I did enjoy my time.[/QUOTE]I tried it out today. Not real complaints. Did the job. Met a blond chick, forget her name. Wanted $$ though. Better looks and price at the one nearby, but like I said, did the job soooo? Not that bad.

[QUOTE=Travelrr 433]Cruising the CL ads I found this one just before the summer break and now I see she is back for the winter.This old babe was an Atlantic City icon and has set up shop in a seniors condo complex. This 65yr old is as horny as they come.[/QUOTE]

Well, with all the 401Ks down the drain & others out significant cash on account of the Bernard Madoff scandal, I bet we'll start seeing a lot more "older gals" on Craigslist trying to supplement their Social Security. Could be a buyers market for those mongers inclined to play...

That's gotta be a 'niche' market, to be sure, but for those grandma's willing to it's gotta pay more than being a cashier at Publix. I'd be curious to see a pic of this ol' gal.

[QUOTE=John Kelly]That's gotta be a 'niche' market, to be sure, but for those grandma's willing to it's gotta pay more than being a cashier at Publix. I'd be curious to see a pic of this ol' gal.[/QUOTE]


I will give this granny a try and post a report...

Thanks!

DM

According to the statistics Grandma's need love to. Can you guys imagine when she gets to the nursing homes and she starts draining all the Grandpa's checking accounts. Grandma's gonna have a monopoly going for her.

LOL!!

Happy Hunting..


QUOTE=John Kelly]That's gotta be a 'niche' market, to be sure, but for those grandma's willing to it's gotta pay more than being a cashier at Publix. I'd be curious to see a pic of this ol' gal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]According to the statistics Grandma's need love to. Can you guys imagine when she gets to the nursing homes and she starts draining all the Grandpa's checking accounts. Grandma's gonna have a monopoly going for her.

LOL!!

Happy Hunting..
[/QUOTE]

That's the problem - all of the other Grandma's aren't "draining" anything. That's why Grandpa is out looking for a silver Cougar love-mate. And it's got to be easy money for the lady. She isn't really getting rammed. More like waiting for it to stiffen and leak out a few drops I would imagine. Easy money for senior bingo.

[QUOTE=Dirtymike]I will give this granny a try and post a report...

Thanks!

DM[/QUOTE]


Make sure you get her to take out her teeth. Best part with the really older women is that they forget that you just finished and start you up all over again.

[QUOTE=Sawsy]Make sure you get her to take out her teeth. Best part with the really older women is that they forget that you just finished and start you up all over again.[/QUOTE]June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Visited today and was told they will close for 3 days beginning New Year's day. Was very busy when I stopped but standard fare of sauna, TS, massage and HE.