Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=B Malibu;1117661]Sources say strictly legit.[/QUOTE]Was there the other night. No touching, no riding. I was with 5 guys and we were buzzed when we went it. I think all of us had dances and nobody got anything. All of us tried and were shut down. Maybe since new or we stank like weed and beer. I don't know, but we tried. You know it will get better after 0 tips and the girls need to pay rent. Oh the girls, nothing I would get the excited about except for one latina that was real cute, But she knew it and acted like she was hot, which she was. I might go back if I don't have to pay for anything. LOL

Back to the Bird for a Wednesday afternoon visit. The crazy waitress from last trip was not to be seen, nor was Raylene, the gal that provided me with a good time several weeks ago. I was the only client present at 1:00pm. I sat against the back wall and checked the available dancers out. Nothing jumped out at me and the gals quickly picked up on my vibe after sitting with me for a few minutes. However, one girl stayed and talked and talked despite my curt answers. She didn't move in for the kill and it was some time before her hands got near my lap. Here name is Chanel, a pretty girl-next-door type with teased out hair and an attractive, natural body.

The conversation got a little spicy and when she did suggest a dance I was won over. We negotiated a price before entering the "dance zone" and I was pleased that she was prepared to finish the job for a set price no matter how long it took. Since there was nobody there we stayed in a dark corner of the zone and she got down to business.

Her nipples are something I shall not soon forget. I made her really work and when satisfaction was finally achieved the girl was bathed in sweat. She must have invested a dozen dances with me.

Total cost, entrance fee plus 1.

Another excellent visit to what is fast becoming my fave club in North America.

I had a close call last night at The Bird. I almost left unsatisfied, but it was not to be. I was breaking a drought including several opportunities to try out the highly rated Thurs / Fri Dayshifts (most specifically highly rated by Blackfriar's fav Raylene who told me she won't work those shifts because there are too many hot girls in the house to compete with). All my opportunities foiled by real shitty things that came up that I had to prioritize over my own cheap thrills.

So I'm desperate for a ride around my favorite NASCAR track and against my better instincts, drive down last night since it could be my last opening to make the trip for awhile. Sunday nights can be pretty dismal at this club and last night was no exception. Plus I forgot to bring the free admission coupon (I'm poor, not cheap) , and so end up paying $20 at the door (water included) to walk into a club with way more sausage than avocado on hand. About 5 average dancers working and the back walls are as filled as you can stand with customers if you'd like some privacy and space to enjoy the dancers who may come by. IF they come by because there are many other guys to solicit along the way. Seems wrong to have to be aggressive to get with an average stripper because if you don't, you will be sitting alone observing your water bottle cause the stage is empty most of the time and the sausage is picking off the few roaming dancers before they get to your stock car garage.

Most disturbing, I see a guy working a clipboard for the first time since I've been a patron here. Dude in a suit is lurking around the private dance area with a clipboard. He doesn't seem to be counting dances, but he is observing from time to time. He makes no overt move to chill anybody's mileage or visit any happy couple at all, but why is he there? Dancers here supposedly keep the whole gigantic $10 we pay them for the lap dances, so with the house getting no cut, no need to count, verdad? He certainly didn't cool down my own action when I finally made it to the dance area, but I'm not looking for UHM in the regular dance area. Those who are (and it does happen) will probably find that option unavailable as long as this dude is on patrol. So off to the VIP with all you pervs!

A few hotties begin arriving after 9PM and a couple of them will be instant targets, but I know I'll have to wait a decent period for them to get their pretty nalgitas out to the club floor. Meanwhile I'm visited by a giggly young and pretty dancer who really comes off like a high school cheerleader. I'd met her once before but didn't recall the encounter. She was excellent company on the back wall and could have sploded my shifter at the table but for the fact that being a man of a certain age, my up and down libido though not down, was not hugely up either. Not her fault. Off to the dance area and she was outstanding except for limiting extended pussy play and I will blame Clipboard Suit for that. But no matter, she was GFE, had nice natural pillowy mams the way I like them, and she had the will and the skill but I hadn't taken a pill.

Quit after a few great dances as I noted the appearance of a desired closer, Precious. Very well known by veteran bird watchers, Precious is a blond with a seriously great slim elegant figure with a beautiful shaved panocha and great handiwork in every moment she shares with you. She is very popular and can be in a bit of a rush to maximize her bottom line, but who can blame her? Time is truly money and thus precious to Precious. But if you're good with a classic Dirty Bird $10 dance routine as I am, she's good to give it to you.

Close call averted. I left happy.

I dropped by Déjà Vu – Westminster. It was '$2 dollar Tuesday'. There was a $5 cover (not bad). The beers were $2 bucks. Maybe all drinks were $2, but I just had beer.

My personal observation: Probably because of the promotion, the club was crowded. I was surprised to see that about 20% of the patrons were female. Yeah there were some single women having a drink by themselves in the club, but most of the female patrons were there with their boyfriend or a mixed group out for the night. The whole atmosphere was more like a nightclub with a burlesque stage. There appeared to be table service for groups.

As a strip club:

The stage is small, but it does have three poles for the dancer to work with. There's one dancer at a time, and she does a two-dance set. The first dance is covered, the second is topless. PRO: The dancers were not lazy. They 'danced' on stage and worked the poles as best they could on 4-inch platform shoes.

CONs: The dancers weren't the best I've seen. IMHO, the bartender and servers were better looking that most of the dancers. The female patrons were hotter than the dancers for that matter. And I suspect that lap dances are 'no mileage'. The lap dances are conducted in an area in the back of the club – not on the main floor. And while this area is separated from the main floor, there is no privacy relative to the other patrons getting a lap dance.

Conclusion: As for myself, I pay a cover to see hot dancers or get a great lap dance – so I think I'll go to another club for that. I might come back again on a Tuesday if I want to people watch.

I did something today that I'd never done before. FS with a stripper in a VIP room. I guess I'd always considered it too much of a gamble. Today, however, I rolled the dice.

The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.

We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.

She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!

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One more thing... has the quality of girls gone down? Or is it because it was daytime? There was one BIG girl there with glasses. Definitely not anyone's idea of a stripper. I'd be afraid of a lapdance from her. Another girl had a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms. Besides the girl I discuss above, there was another hot Latina... taller and definitely sexy.

[QUOTE=Blackfriars; 1118476]I made her really work and when satisfaction was finally achieved the girl was bathed in sweat. She must have invested a dozen dances with me.

Total cost, entrance fee plus 1. [/QUOTE]Can you expand on what you mean by making her really work? Did you get CBJ? HJ? FS? Just curious. So are the boys, I bet.

[QUOTE=DJones; 1122725]I did something today that I'd never done before. FS with a stripper in a VIP room. I guess I'd always considered it too much of a gamble. Today, however, I rolled the dice.

The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.

We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.

She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!

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One more thing. Has the quality of girls gone down? Or is it because it was daytime? There was one BIG girl there with glasses. Definitely not anyone's idea of a stripper. I'd be afraid of a lapdance from her. Another girl had a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms. Besides the girl I discuss above, there was another hot Latina. Taller and definitely sexy. [/QUOTE]I was there around noon. Didn't stay too long. That big girl with the glasses was scary. She wasn't ugly, just BIG.

I saw a light skinned mixed girl. She asked me if I liked happy endings, of course I said yes. We went to the dance couch and she went straight to the stick shift. Never had a dancer just take it out and work on it in the non-VIP area. Even with three other people sitting along side. She started the manual and then went down to get it wet, finished slipping and sliding on the outside of her gstring. She said more was available in the VIP, but. 8 for eight songs got the job done and did not ask for a tip.

[QUOTE=DJones; 1122725]I did something today that I'd never done before. FS with a stripper in a VIP room. I guess I'd always considered it too much of a gamble. Today, however, I rolled the dice.

The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.

We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.

She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!

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One more thing. Has the quality of girls gone down? Or is it because it was daytime? There was one BIG girl there with glasses. Definitely not anyone's idea of a stripper. I'd be afraid of a lapdance from her. Another girl had a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms. Besides the girl I discuss above, there was another hot Latina. Taller and definitely sexy. [/QUOTE]Naw, you didn't pay too much; that's the standard VIP price that the house makes the girls' charge for 6 songs. Most dancers, however, will typically include a HJ for the 150 rate, and then try to weasel more out of you for a BJ and / or FS, but you definitely made out. Props!

[QUOTE=DJones; 1122725]I did something today that I'd never done before. FS with a stripper in a VIP room. I guess I'd always considered it too much of a gamble. Today, however, I rolled the dice.

The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.

We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.

She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!

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One more thing. Has the quality of girls gone down? Or is it because it was daytime? There was one BIG girl there with glasses. Definitely not anyone's idea of a stripper. I'd be afraid of a lapdance from her. Another girl had a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms. Besides the girl I discuss above, there was another hot Latina. Taller and definitely sexy. [/QUOTE]Nice report. I know your latina spinner quite well. Very aggressive and all puta since she's pretty recently in the USA from her country of origin. When I met her she gave me her number and urged me to take her to Vegas or some other place, get a nice hotel room and settle in for a couple of days of amor tranquilo is how she put it. Well, I wasn't as ambitious as her and didn't want even the slightest risk of the complications that those kinds of things can lead to, so she settled for a little local outdate and if you think she's a firebrand in the VIP (I have not VIP'd with her) , try her out in a love motel for a couple of hours. Even though I had a great time with her inside and outside the club, she's ultimately not my type though I'm a latina specialist. I prefer them with more of a girl next door exterior and less all out puta, but she really is a pretty special find for a SoCal stripclub.

Dayshifts can be dreary at the Bird but maybe a little better at 2PM than 12:30. I go only during the day if I can help it and always find one or more dancers who do it for me. The day dancers are also much less aggressive about upselling extras as you experienced. You paid standard VIP fee. Most night dancers would have negotiated something extra for the service beyond HJ.

I hope readers had the opportunity to enjoy a holiday today.

I went to F2, but it was dead. I have been to the Bird during the night shift. Never the day shift, so I decided to see what the girls looked like. The kid at the door was decent. He advised me that because of the holiday, there were only "6 girls working". (I only identified 5 ladies on the premises -- if you included the waitress.) I wasn't looking for VIPs. The $10 laps were all I was looking for today. I tried 3 dancers. Got some mutual touching and feeding.

The pick of the group was a gal named "Holly". Does anyone know what her limits are in the VIP? PM if you want to be discreet.

Thanks

First time poster, this board has been very informative, especially about the Flamingo, going to have to try it out soon. I only started going to SC a few months ago, started at California Girls Anaheim. I've gotten a bunch of dances there (always 2 for 1) over the past few months, a few great ones, a few ok ones, one horrible one. I had no idea touching was a possibility though until one night a thick latina named Carolina walked up to me and asked if I wanted to 'go back and suck on her titties'. I thought she was full of it, but I asked, 'touching is allowed? ' and she said, 'it is with me'. It also wasn't a 2 for 1 special, but she said she would do a 2 for 1 for me regardless, said I was really handsome and wondered what I was even doing there, she really knew how to sell a dance LOL. For my first experience with extras it was awesome. She was letting my hands have their way with her big natural tits, she wrapped her mouth around my cock through my pants, stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed me for a few seconds. Then she pulled out a tit and had me suck on it, and as I was she told me to really go at it, 'suck it like an apple or orange', LOL whatever that meant I fit as much as I could in my mouth. Lastly she stood up, pulled her panties aside, grabbed my hand, stuck my finger in her pussy, pulled it out and then put it in her mouth and sucked it, I was like holy shit. All this for a. 2 2 for 1 so I gave her a. 1 tip. I went back to see her the next day and although it wasn't as good she still did some extras, haven't been able to find her since and this was like a month ago, I'm thinking she doesn't work there anymore sadly.

So since she isn't around and no other girls there are like that I moved on, checked out Imperial Showgirls to see some full nude stuff for the first time. Some very nice looking girls there, Brooke has the nicest pussy I've ever seen, I think my jaw dropped during her dance. I sat for a while to see who looked like they would give a good dance and a girl giving one to some other guy on the couch in the corner caught my eye. She was riding this dude as if they were actually having sex, this wasn't some air dance, or slow sensual thing, she was riding, grinding, bouncing, I had to have a dance from her. After she was done with him I made my way towards her direction and she introduced herself as Coco and asked if I wanted a dance, I said maybe later as I was waiting for a special. When the next 3 for 20 came around I went to the couch with her right away, best couch lap dance I ever had, the songs were looong and she just went at it non-stop. She let me touch her all over, ass, tits, I was holding those things the whole time and they were amazing natural B's I'd say, with hard nipples poking through the bikini top. I got so into it I forgot about the bouncers and one walked by at one point and said 'hands at your side buddy'. I mumbled a 'sorry' and Coco said 'sorry I forgot to say watch out for them ha ha'. She rode me hard for a long 3 songs, and when it was over she said she could do better in the VIP, but as much as I wanted to I couldn't that day and left.

I went back yesterday for 'Super Tuesday', but she wasn't there. The only girl in the place that caught my interest was a skinny brunette named Trina. She introduced herself and said she was the new girl everyone was talking about, she was from Florida and said they were naughtier than girls from here. I asked her what she meant trying to get specific and she just said they would do more, I told her maybe a dance later and she said she'd be back with a special offer for me. I should have gotten the. 3 VIP right there because after that she went in with 2 other guys in a row, then got picked up for. 1 dances by another guy, after like an hour of her being with other guys I just gave up and left. Too bad, I wonder how naughty she was.

Lastly, I went to Tijuana's Theater a few times to try it out, it seems like you can get away with more there, curtained off booths, only one guy working the DJ booth and nobody else around to watch you at night, the girls come right up and start grabbing your crotch and rubbing on you, getting in your ear. I should have come prepared for that the first time, but I didn't, pushy girl got me in the. 4 nude booth before I knew what happened. Name was Cassandra I think, she started after a song had already stared and again, it was happening fast and I should have asked her to wait, by the middle of the second song I told her to stop because I didn't have. 8 and didn't want to spend that for 2 songs. The 1 song was fun though, if short, she immediately took her bra and panties off and got on me, told me to stick my fingers in her pussy, let my other hand roam free with her tits. She was warm and pretty tight, and a little after the 2nd song started she asked me if I had a condom. I didn't because I didn't expect that and I didn't come in with enough money to have that much fun. I definitely want to go back and see what I can get from her next time though. I did go back last night and got 2. 1 dances from another latina girl, forget her name, they were ok, asked her how much for a HJ and she said. 5 per song in the nude booth, I said forget it and left. Anyone else get any extras at Tijuana's, or have any experiences with Cassandra or any other girls there that give extras you can report on?

Went to the Bird for the first time today after reading so many great reports about it here, and it didn't disappoint. Got in and sat down in the corner along the wall, first girl that starts talking to me is Raylene. She was nice and everything, and she started giving my shoulders a rub, but I didn't want to go with the first girl I talked to so after a few minutes I just excused myself to go to the bathroom. After I came out I went and sat at a table closer to the stage to see if any girls would approach me as most were sitting by themselves talking along the wall seats. I was approached by a very pretty girl, but she seemed very tame, not even a handshake so I passed on her offer. Next an older looking latina approached and asked straight out if I wanted a dance, said her name was Lisa. If this is the same Lisa that gets good reports on here I would have gone with her, but I wasn't sure because she didn't sit next to me and touch me in any way. So I wasn't about to go straight to the dance area with just a 'you want a dance', no talking before, no discussing what might go on.

Finally a really cute young Black girl (can't remember her name, really wish I could) came up to me and started a fun conversation, this is what I was looking for. Asked me what kind of girls I like, if I prefer tits or ass, if I like naughty or nice girls, if she could grab my cock. She said some guys are surprised when she does it without asking and get all nervous or something, I told her I didn't mind at all. She asked me if I liked her tits and of course I said I did as they were natural, she talked about how she thought about getting a boob job but decided against it and I agreed that she did not need it. She said she was the youngest girl there and only 18 I believe, not sure if I believed that but she did look pretty dang young. After a while she asked if I wanted to go to the dance area when I believe she said the 'naughty corner' opens up. I asked what goes on there, she said everything, I was sold. First song the tits were out, my hand and mouth were free to do what they wanted, her tits were so nice, great nipples. She worked me good with her hand through my pants and by the end of song 3 I got my HE, mission finally accomplished. I got what I'd been looking for countless times at other OC clubs in the past few months in only one 3 song trip to the Bird. I'll definitely be going back, this is my new place, best mileage out there, nice looking girls, pretty clean place overall, good lighting inside, and the drink push didn't bother me at all as it was easy to just say no over and over.

[QUOTE=WeezySlob;1125714]Finally a really cute young Black girl (can't remember her name, really wish I could)[/QUOTE]Did her name have anything to do with a belt fathers put on their young daughters?

[QUOTE=Bushman426;1125969]Did her name have anything to do with a belt fathers put on their young daughters?[/QUOTE]I honestly can't remember, she might not even have given me her name ha. That could have been it though, she was one of only two Black girls in the place at the time though so I think there's probably only so many girls it could have been. Whoever it was she was really cool, fun conversation, took care of me on the couch, cute and upbeat, nice girl. She was also the only girl to come up to me and start a conversation and not just ask if I wanted a dance, I appreciate that.

[QUOTE=Bushman426;1125969]Did her name have anything to do with a belt fathers put on their young daughters?[/QUOTE]My last visit she gave me the exact same line of questioning. Her approach must be pre-scripted. Works for me!

[QUOTE=Bushman426;1125969]Did her name have anything to do with a belt fathers put on their young daughters?[/QUOTE]Young? 18 yo? Chastity? I don't think so.

Went to the Bird last Saturday afternoon. Dead-dead-dead. UUUUgh, was there for 1-1/2hrs and there were [3] dancers on stage during this time. Finally caved in and got private dances from Ivy (?) and after two dances she durprises me with an offer for private room at $300. Wow, duuude. That's steep. So, during the 3rd (and final) dance I surprised her as well with FIV. Hahahaha. But she did not back away, just stood there enjoying. Anyhow, cut her lose immediately as she was planning to have me go out with blue blls. So, as she's dancing on stage, I get a tall latin and for $150 we're both relieved, much to Ivy's dismay. Her loss.

Later

[QUOTE=Courious G; 1128674]Went to the Bird last Saturday afternoon. Dead-dead-dead. UUUUgh, was there for 1-1/2hrs and there were [3] dancers on stage during this time. Finally caved in and got private dances from Ivy (?) and after two dances she durprises me with an offer for private room at $300. Wow, duuude. That's steep. So, during the 3rd (and final) dance I surprised her as well with FIV. Hahahaha. But she did not back away, just stood there enjoying. Anyhow, cut her lose immediately as she was planning to have me go out with blue blls. So, as she's dancing on stage, I get a tall latin and for $150 we're both relieved, much to Ivy's dismay. Her loss.

Later[/QUOTE]Speaking of Ivy. Does anyone know her schedule? Saw her a few days ago and want to get a dance from her but I arrived right as shift change started from day crew to night crew. By the way that is the worse time to go. Day crew anxious to leave and night crew late to arrive equals 1-2 dancers on the floor for about 1. 5 hrs. Back to Ivy white pale skin, dark hair a little goth looking with natural B's with nice small nipples. Anyone have any reports with her? Tried Gia fucking hot Latina but service on the $10 bench was a little rushed. Got up after first dance and was puttng shoes back on before she even asked me if I wanted another dance, again because it was almost time for her to clock out. Got to try to get there right after lunch.

Anyone know the name of this dancer? That sounds like my kind of lapdance.

[QUOTE=DJones; 1122725]The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.

We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.

She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!

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Went at night for the first time Tuesday, lots of dudes, but patiently waited for the right crotch grabber to stop by. Can't remember her name, but she's a thin brunette with bolt ons and glasses. Offered me VIP for the going rate and I asked her what I would get. She responded," Me and you naked, with a purse full of condoms." This place never disappoints. Day or night.

I went to the bird on the 15th. It was pretty packed and once I got in and sat down there was a latina chick who came up to me and sat down. She said it was her second time working at the bird. She was talking to me for a while about 20 minutes and was pushing for me to get a VIP with her. I asked her what the prices were for the 3 dance room and told me it was for $. I tried to bargain the price down to. 6 but she wouldn't budge. So after a long 30 minutes of talking I finally did a VIP for $. Halfway through the session she says to me that I can "play with myself" and finishes up my dances. I did not want to "play with myself" for $. So I gave her a disappointed fail look and she felt bad and gave me two free pass cards and went back in the dressing room. I don't recommend her at all. I had high hopes for her but in the end it failed horribly. Total damage was $.2

[QUOTE=WeezySlob;1125714]Finally a really cute young Black girl (can't remember her name, really wish I could) came up to me and started a fun conversation, this is what I was looking for. Asked me what kind of girls I like, if I prefer tits or ass, if I like naughty or nice girls, if she could grab my cock. She said some guys are surprised when she does it without asking and get all nervous or something, I told her I didn't mind at all. She asked me if I liked her tits and of course I said I did as they were natural, she talked about how she thought about getting a boob job but decided against it and I agreed that she did not need it. She said she was the youngest girl there and only 18 I believe, not sure if I believed that but she did look pretty dang young. After a while she asked if I wanted to go to the dance area when I believe she said the 'naughty corner' opens up. I asked what goes on there, she said everything, I was sold. First song the tits were out, my hand and mouth were free to do what they wanted, her tits were so nice, great nipples. She worked me good with her hand through my pants and by the end of song 3 I got my HE, mission finally accomplished. I got what I'd been looking for countless times at other OC clubs in the past few months in only one 3 song trip to the Bird. I'll definitely be going back, this is my new place, best mileage out there, nice looking girls, pretty clean place overall, good lighting inside, and the drink push didn't bother me at all as it was easy to just say no over and over.[/QUOTE]The girl you described is my go to girl for Friday afternoon stress relief! Super friendly, great attitude, and those sweet chocolate titties! I've done 3-4 x $10. 00 sessions with her a number of times, HE each time. Talk about value! I have yet to meet up with her with enough $$$ in pocket to venture behind the curtain. I asked her what I could expect if I took her back there, and she said I would just have to find out. Based on her quality work at the $10. 00 level, how can I guy go wrong with her behind the curtain?

[QUOTE=Bushman426; 1122913]I was there around noon. Didn't stay too long. That big girl with the glasses was scary. She wasn't ugly, just BIG.

I saw a light skinned mixed girl. She asked me if I liked happy endings, of course I said yes. We went to the dance couch and she went straight to the stick shift. Never had a dancer just take it out and work on it in the non-VIP area. Even with three other people sitting along side. She started the manual and then went down to get it wet, finished slipping and sliding on the outside of her gstring. She said more was available in the VIP, but. 8 for eight songs got the job done and did not ask for a tip.[/QUOTE]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]Bird=Flamingo@Anaheim

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]I was going to rant at you for being a hopeless incompetent idiot but then realized that you would have had to read thru 3 whole pages to get your answer! That's when I decided I better just tell you the answer because 3 pages of reading is beyond your IQ!

[QUOTE=Wishyou;1130601]I live in la. So I have no idea where the bird is?[/QUOTE]Flamingo Theatre in Anaheim

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo;1130823]Flamingo Theatre in Anaheim[/QUOTE]What? My answer wasn't good enough? Had to boost your post count?

[QUOTE=Lerrena;1130876]What? My answer wasn't good enough? Had to boost your post count?[/QUOTE]Your one word answer,"Flamingo" was a little short. You spent more time bitching and moaning that the answer is 3 pages back, when you could have just gave the info he asked for. Any more questions?

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo;1130927]Your one word answer,"Flamingo" was a little short. You spent more time bitching and moaning that the answer is 3 pages back, when you could have just gave the info he asked for. Any more questions?[/QUOTE]Your reply only proves that you missed the entire point of my post, like you did last time. Saving time was not my purpose, stating a point was. Apparently, you are not a believer of "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime." I guess if Malibu is captain-save-a-ho, you are captain-save-a-monger, trying to befriend hobbyists one post at a time. Speaking of Captain Caveman. O captain my captain! We should go to BCs club and get Tenderized!

[QUOTE=Lerrena;1131009]Your reply only proves that you missed the entire point of my post, like you did last time. Saving time was not my purpose, stating a point was. Apparently, you are not a believer of "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime." I guess if Malibu is captain-save-a-ho, you are captain-save-a-monger, trying to befriend hobbyists one post at a time. Speaking of Captain Caveman. O captain my captain! We should go to BCs club and get Tenderized![/QUOTE]Except the point you are making here is how fr*king stup*the you are. Because if the dude is asking what's the bird obviously he's some sort of noob or out of towner but obviously that's way beyond your IQ to reason that out. So Pablo is just trying to be exact so the out-of-town guy won't mistaken we're getting our lapdances at the zoo. (or wait a minute maybe you DO get your lapdance at the zoo) because logically there could be many different wording combination and permutations, it's exactly the same thing like a out of town guy asking you for directions and you only reply with part of street name. If you going to make a half-ass effort doing a shitty job why even bother? It's like trying to take a shot without trying to make the goal, it just doesn't make sense. So instead just make a good answer in your first try now you are wasting post space whining because someone else post a better answer and thus prove smarter than you. Dude just stop whining, grow-up and get over it. Obviously from your reactions we can tell you are a immature kid so get off mommy's computer and go wash her dishes, because after you're done maybe she'll let you take a peek at one of her nipple. Or do your homework so you can un-retarded-ify yourself if that's possible. This here is a forum for adult men not boys. Peace Out

Not taking sides, but there is an understanding that information is easy to find if one would "SEARCH" for it. I think that was the point Lerrena was trying to convey.

Perhaps Lerrena was a bit overly informative, but who knows who this newbie is. It might be rookie monger OR for all we know an UC LEO.

Attacking other established members of this site is uncalled for no matter what the reason may be.

[QUOTE=Azesus;1132091]Except the point you are making here is how fr*king stup*the you are. Because if the dude is asking what's the bird obviously he's some sort of noob or out of towner but obviously that's way beyond your IQ to reason that out. So Pablo is just trying to be exact so the out-of-town guy won't mistaken we're getting our lapdances at the zoo. (or wait a minute maybe you DO get your lapdance at the zoo) because logically there could be many different wording combination and permutations, it's exactly the same thing like a out of town guy asking you for directions and you only reply with part of street name. If you going to make a half-ass effort doing a shitty job why even bother? It's like trying to take a shot without trying to make the goal, it just doesn't make sense. So instead just make a good answer in your first try now you are wasting post space whining because someone else post a better answer and thus prove smarter than you. Dude just stop whining, grow-up and get over it. Obviously from your reactions we can tell you are a immature kid so get off mommy's computer and go wash her dishes, because after you're done maybe she'll let you take a peek at one of her nipple. Or do your homework so you can un-retarded-ify yourself if that's possible. This here is a forum for adult men not boys. Peace Out[/QUOTE]I did post a complete answer, informing the member where to find his answer. Here it is for your laziness:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3451-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1101318&viewfull=1#post1101318[/url]

And apparently I was not the only one who felt this way:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3451-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1101322&viewfull=1#post1101322[/url]

But I don't expect you to understand these higher complexities. We can all see your maturity with your clever high school banter.

[QUOTE=Guyfrom714; 1132159]Not taking sides, but there is an understanding that information is easy to find if one would "SEARCH" for it. I think that was the point Lerrena was trying to convey.

Perhaps Lerrena was a bit overly informative, but who knows who this newbie is. It might be rookie monger OR for all we know an UC LEO.

Attacking other established members of this site is uncalled for no matter what the reason may be. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the props 714!

Damn whats up with you noobs? All the info is here. Its easy to find anyplace thats talked about here. There is no secret code. There are only like 10 strip clubs in OC and can find them easy with a quick search. Is it that hard? This thread goes back years and the addresses have been posted over one hundred times. Stop with the attitudes. People come up with names for places (in short) not to make it a secret but to make it funner to talk about. Sheesh why all the hate?

Some of you guys have a lot of nerve to come shooting at the mouth to members that have been contributing for years. I'd prefer if you were to attack a person's intellect that you'd preferably use complete sentences and grammatical completeness. There's no secret code for these places, there are short names that derived from slang water cooler talk. When a place is called the bird it is probably called the bird a few times amongst the members, a simple search would find the answer you seek, however you expect everyone to take time out to search for the name location and address every time someone new is arriving into town and wants to see a few girls?

Short answer, if you don't like the way the members are replying then leave. No harm no foul. You ask for the advice and guidance of experienced mongers and attack the method in which it was delivered? I personally believe one should not give out full info on my places simply because those that contribute regularly understand the lingo and can keep up. If you don't add to the bowl of knowledge, you therefore do not attain that knowledge and therefore are a leach feeding off the trials and tribulations of other members. You can always leave if you do not like the way this place operates.

[QUOTE=Green Gopher; 1132477]Some of you guys have a lot of nerve to come shooting at the mouth to members that have been contributing for years. I'd prefer if you were to attack a person's intellect that you'd preferably use complete sentences and grammatical completeness. There's no secret code for these places, there are short names that derived from slang water cooler talk. When a place is called the bird it is probably called the bird a few times amongst the members, a simple search would find the answer you seek, however you expect everyone to take time out to search for the name location and address every time someone new is arriving into town and wants to see a few girls?

Short answer, if you don't like the way the members are replying then leave. No harm no foul. You ask for the advice and guidance of experienced mongers and attack the method in which it was delivered? I personally believe one should not give out full info on my places simply because those that contribute regularly understand the lingo and can keep up. If you don't add to the bowl of knowledge, you therefore do not attain that knowledge and therefore are a leach feeding off the trials and tribulations of other members. You can always leave if you do not like the way this place operates. [/QUOTE]You guys are funny. Still talking about this 3 days later. Anyways, you 100 posts seniors, if you want to answer questions by saying stupid shit like,"RTFF" fine, if I know the answer, I'll give it. If you don't like it, put me on ignore, or leave, I don't care.

I don't normally log onto this forum everyday or keep up with these threads so your bickering or reply may warrant a reply from me a few days later so sorry if I'm a bit late. Correct me if I'm wrong but seniority has something more to do with time or am I wrong. I'm not sure how its done but I've been participating on this board for a few years I'm sure. I think Jackson did the whole seniority thing back in the day around 04 or 05 so I'm not too sure if getting over 50 post counts as senior. I don't really care either way, we've never traded info on PM so why bother, I already got my fix this morning. I think the purpose was just to make people more responsible in their efficiencies. There was a time when we could give out all sorts of good intel but around 2000 all those good spots were getting popped. I talked to a few members who told us how it used to be in the early 90's and it just makes me wish I was old enough to partake during those times. Today those good spots are far and few and when they are operating they tax a premium because they know the market is tight. This probably isn't as much of a concern for a strip club thread but you get my jist.

Lerrena opened the doors to the Magic Kingdom for me, the place of awesomeness, the MP whose name I cannot speak. I back his play completely. His credibility is not in question to me, nor do I doubt it ever could be based on what he has shared with me. There are others who, IMHO, are above reproach. Those currently flaming are not among them. Those who are above reproach have been around a long time, they have contributed much, and shared a lot. Usually via PM. Almost always after I've spent time typing out and sharing my experiences. Both hits, misses, and other information as I've deemed appropriate and topical. That is the way of things, and that is how this works. It takes time, effort, and first-hand experiences. But it is well worth it!

I was thinking about hitting up the Bird on Friday afternoon around 3. Anyone else up for it?

RIP Captain Creams.

It looks like Captain Creams got evicted last week. I know the place wasn't any good for mongering but it has been a landmark for decades.