Strip Club Reports

The SCs around this area are generally quite lame when it comes to mileage. There are only a few spots in PGC where you can get onsite service (all of which have been discussed on this thread). I never really go for takeout in this area, but bear in mind that takeout has different meanings depending on where you're at. From what I here, in this area takeout generally means getting the dancer's # to set up an encounter some other time. Where I'm from takeout means you leave the club w / the chick & go straight to the notel for service! And you only need to do that when there isn't a comfortable place to handle your business inside the club.

So if you're lookin for high mileage & true instant takeout, you'd be better served visiting other cities.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1604822]Went to Irvings last Sat around 3am. I haven't been in there in prob 4 to 5 years. They've def upgraded the look of the place. As for the girls I'd say they ranged from 3-7. Most around 5 or 6. Nothing stunning in there at all. To my surprise laps are now $10 (shows you how long it's been for me) ha. I'm sure you could prob save some dough by paying as you go and not per song. One chick had a nice phat ass but the smell between her cheeks was foul. Sent her on the way quick. Got 1 or two laps from others. Just ok. Found one very thick girl with buck teeth toward the end. I forgot her name though. Got about 4 laps and was pleased. Negotiated a BJ to be done in my car after. Didn't happen though. I left about 15 min before closing and she said she'd be out shortly. I ended up falling asleep in my car and when I woke up there were only like 2 cars left in the lot. Not sure if she was BSing from the start or she couldn't find me. Either way it's prob a good thing. From what I can tell take out shouldn't be very hard to get there. Only prob for me is I rarely hit these spots and when I do it's just to scout for takeout. Not really there for laps. But it's hard to just walk in, get 1 lap, and then say "hey do you want to put a sausage in your mouth." That prob won't work. You can def do that in New Orleans, Houston, and a few spots in Atlanta, but it seems that's a little tough in DC. In New Orleans you can literally be getting your johnson waxed with 5 minutes of arriving. LOL[/QUOTE]

I completely agree. With time comes wisdom, and Pizzlepro just gave a great lesson for the noobs to DC. Every area has their own terms and agreements. I do not sample the takeout here because of what I am used to back home. Just different comfort zones.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1605655]The SCs around this area are generally quite lame when it comes to mileage. There are only a few spots in PGC where you can get onsite service (all of which have been discussed on this thread). I never really go for takeout in this area, but bear in mind that takeout has different meanings depending on where you're at. From what I here, in this area takeout generally means getting the dancer's # to set up an encounter some other time. Where I'm from takeout means you leave the club w / the chick & go straight to the notel for service! And you only need to do that when there isn't a comfortable place to handle your business inside the club.

So if you're lookin for high mileage & true instant takeout, you'd be better served visiting other cities.[/QUOTE]

I know a few guys and girls that throw almost weekly to 2/3 parties a week. I've been to about 10 events this year. Wednesday was by far the best and cheapest, worst area too. Projects near Iverson Mall. So you have to be kind of hood to fit in. Anyhow, it's usually 20$ to enter, buddy let me in free bcuz I usually bring a people with me. We go in around 230am thur and it's about 10 young chicks (18-21) most are very cute and sexy. I like skinny and average sized chicks, I saw one thick chick there. THis was a one bedroom, there was about 10 guys there also, but there were sitting. YOu can get a dances in the living room or pay 5$ to go in the bedroom (VIP). It goes down back there. And for the low. I go back there and it's about 4 guys with 4 dancers, some getting h, one couple going doggy or 2 getting dances. I got a few dances, with my piece out (normal) with a jimmy on. All the mileage you can ask for. Tips as you go, I got about 5/6 dances for. 20. Ask her about FS, she said 1. 2 I was like hell no. She said she usually charges 200. LOL. Whatever. Few minutes later, I ask her about a sample. She said how much you paying. I had tipped her 3 of 20 singles I had, so I had. 17 left. Gave it to her, she said one song, I said ok. .3 full songs later, I was done. Put her on my homeboy, gave him 10$ told him to slow roll it. He got about 10 dances, she finally told him he has to tip. He oh ok. Gives her 5$ and walks off. Ol These girls are true amatuers, fresh out of h. S and don't trip like dancers and stripclubs, bcuz there's no security and there are real street goons here. And not many people spend much money. So 20$ goes a long way and no one wants any trouble. Anyhow these parties are the best. I've smashed chicks for free, just bcuz they were feeling me and / or on Xstacy. LOL. The regulars are old fat dudes, so a young fly dude can get a lot more, for little to nothing. I got a few numbers. My boy has one that delivers it for. 4. I'm planning to throw a party soon.

Excellent info. Thanks for the tip. Check your pm box. You have mail.

Drkrider

Yeah there used to be a few people doing parties like this in different parts of PG county. Mainly in private homes. It's been years since I've been but they were def worth the trip. The talent in my experience wasn't the best but there were usually 1 or 2 dimes to be had.

Gentlemen,

I got the following info from a dancer I hooked up with yesterday.

Lap dance party.

Sat Dec 1at10 pm. Until.

Ft wash mansion.

3504 Brightwood ct.

Ft Washington md.

Catering / byob.

$10 before midnight, $15 after.

I won't be there but I figured I'd pass the info along.

The dancer, Stormee, was straight. I got her info from another dancer who referred her to me. Stormee needs business. LOL. Met her in S. E. At a house near Eastover. I'll post a pic later. Everything covered but one of the best cbjs I ever had. No lie. Doggy and mish. Surprisingly a snug fit. She's a neat freak germaphobe and likes to talk but I'd def. Repeat. 1.0 was the damage. She wanted 1. 5 but because nothing was discussed prior to my arrival. 1.0 was accepted. She wants to wait a bit before I give out her digits. She should be at the party though.

Drkrider

I am one of the few mongers here who can really say that I have been able to regularly pull dancers out of the EI and get takeout during and after their shifts. It's to the point that one of the security guards / dj has nicknamed me "The Hunter". You can get what you want if you just get straight to the point. I don't waste a lot of time zeroing in on my victim or shelling out tons of cash on worthless lapdances. If any mongers want a refresher course on takeout, PM me and and I can teach a class.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1605655]The SCs around this area are generally quite lame when it comes to mileage. There are only a few spots in PGC where you can get onsite service (all of which have been discussed on this thread). I never really go for takeout in this area, but bear in mind that takeout has different meanings depending on where you're at. From what I here, in this area takeout generally means getting the dancer's # to set up an encounter some other time. Where I'm from takeout means you leave the club w / the chick & go straight to the notel for service! And you only need to do that when there isn't a comfortable place to handle your business inside the club.

So if you're lookin for high mileage & true instant takeout, you'd be better served visiting other cities.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drkrider; 1608685]Gentlemen,

I got the following info from a dancer I hooked up with yesterday.

Lap dance party.

Sat Dec 1at10 pm. Until.

[b]Ft wash mansion.

3504 Brightwood ct.

Ft Washington md. [/b]

Catering / byob.

$10 before midnight, $15 after.

I won't be there but I figured I'd pass the info along.

The dancer, Stormee, was straight. I got her info from another dancer who referred her to me. Stormee needs business. LOL. Met her in S. E. At a house near Eastover. I'll post a pic later. Everything covered but one of the best cbjs I ever had. No lie. Doggy and mish. Surprisingly a snug fit. She's a neat freak germaphobe and likes to talk but I'd def. Repeat. 1.0 was the damage. She wanted 1. 5 but because nothing was discussed prior to my arrival. 1.0 was accepted. She wants to wait a bit before I give out her digits. She should be at the party though.

Drkrider[/QUOTE]Hot boys! Baby you got what I want. Smh.

Hi Guys,

I am visiting the DC area today through till Saturday afternoon. I am wondering if any one know of a good party going on tonight or tomorrow night. If not where is the best clubs to hang out.

LePanther

Hey Guys I am in town for two days. Is there any parties going on tonight or Friday night . As I fly out on Saturday Afternoon. If not where are the best spots to hang out and get some action.

Hey Guys is there any parties going on in the next few days. I am in town for the next two days and is looking for some affordable action. So please let me know if there is any good parties or where is a cool place to hang out to get some serious action.

LE Panther

I think I may have run into Stormee a few years ago at parties I used to go to in Capitol Heights. Is she a cute, slender dark-skinned chick with really nice jugs?

[QUOTE=Drkrider; 1608685]Gentlemen,

I got the following info from a dancer I hooked up with yesterday.

Lap dance party.

Sat Dec 1at10 pm. Until.

Ft wash mansion.

3504 Brightwood ct.

Ft Washington md.

Catering / byob.

$10 before midnight, $15 after.

I won't be there but I figured I'd pass the info along.

The dancer, Stormee, was straight. I got her info from another dancer who referred her to me. Stormee needs business. LOL. Met her in S. E. At a house near Eastover. I'll post a pic later. Everything covered but one of the best cbjs I ever had. No lie. Doggy and mish. Surprisingly a snug fit. She's a neat freak germaphobe and likes to talk but I'd def. Repeat. 1.0 was the damage. She wanted 1. 5 but because nothing was discussed prior to my arrival. 1.0 was accepted. She wants to wait a bit before I give out her digits. She should be at the party though.

Drkrider[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LePanther; 1609051]Hey Guys is there any parties going on in the next few days. I am in town for the next two days and is looking for some affordable action. So please let me know if there is any good parties or where is a cool place to hang out to get some serious action.

LE Panther[/QUOTE]With the name LE Panther and no posting history, I highly doubt that someone is going to give you the information that you desire.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78;1608776][b]If any mongers want a refresher course on takeout, PM me and and I can teach a class.[/b][/QUOTE]Personally I collect numbers and set the stage for later.
LoL, I know OM78 personally and on two occasions I actually witnessed him ordering takeouts at the club.

[u]His style:[/u]
[b]Constant rapid fire conversation[/b]
aka
[b]Dazzle'em with brilliance and baffle'em with bullshit[/b]

[u]Ok OM78, class is ova![/u] LoL



[b]X[/b] . . . [i]Also a touch of [/i][b]'Swag'[/b], [i]it goes a long way[/i]

[QUOTE=LePanther; 1609051]Hey Guys is there any parties going on in the next few days. I am in town for the next two days and is looking for some affordable action. So please let me know if there is any good parties or where is a cool place to hang out to get some serious action.

LE Panther[/QUOTE]OK [b]'LE'[/b] Panther, [b]Drkrider[/b] posted all the info you need.
If you're still here till the 1st of the month and you decide to attend, give us the 411. [u]Let us know if it was a bust or not.[/u]

[b]X[/b] . . .[b]Smdh[/b]