Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1685739]I blame myself for my intentionally ambiguous posting style!

She would alternate: some exfoliating, some spraying, some lotion, repeat.

Carefully![/QUOTE]I decided to take one for the team and I'm not sure I've recovered yet.

First, the huge open windows are not good for discretion. Second, as soon as they open that Shoprite, it'll be Grand Central Station in and out of that intersection. So if you want to try this place before it gets crazy go soon. But I suggest not to. Read on.

I go in and ask for table shower. $55 is the damage and I'm shown to the back area to wait "few minute" in one of two easy chairs right in the middle of the hallway. Zero man traffic control. None. I sat there examining the fire extinguisher trying not to look as some dude exited, yelling about his cell phone.

Was shown into the room and told to disrobe and put my clothes either on an old chest or on some hooks on the wall. Now remember this is an all tiled room and was just used 5 minutes earlier and the floor is soaking wet. How do you take your clothes off and not get them wet? Don't know.

Well, I get my clothes off, socks wet, underwear wet, and get up on the table. This is no table shower table but jut a wooden bench-thing with no padding at all. Just a sheet, new, but still wet from the last guy. How comfortable do you think it was laying on a wet wooden table for 50 minutes? Think cadaver / autopsy / water boarding.

Started face up and soon realized I was freezing. Some application of a spearmint face wash or maybe it was her wad of smacking gum that smelled like that. Semi warm rinse off and a wash of soap then a small dab of salt then soap (?) again. All the while my twig and berries were disappearing.

No sign of foul play at all. Nothing. Turned over and same treatment on back. No plat anywhere. Made sure it was clear that anything was ok to touch, but no joy.

On the final front flip, she used this back scrubber to wash me off and then proceeded to use it like a grill flipper to move my junk back and forth while she sprayed them down.

All done! Correct.

All the while the floor drain is either plugged or too small as he constantly tried to shuffle water to the drain. I was sore from the table, skin was tingling from whatever that crap was she put on me, and my entire body was engulfed in body oil. I thought I might get the lube job then. No.

Avoid? Run away and go to GS. There is no VIP treatment here.

Got in my car and ran the heat on full blast for the ride home.

I went there yesterday on my way throgh the area, what a mistake, Had a nice younger lady I would say early 30, name mandy or mindy? Well got hh. 5 got and table ask how strong, told her medium. Well she barely ran her fingers over me for abouot 5 mins, ok flip. Roll over try to touch her and she blocks all. More fingers very light brushing over chest and abd, some minimal passes over good areas. Then says you take care of me, Sure I wll, ha anyway quick disinterested release, done in 20 mins with No MASSAGE AT ALL. Left her with a 20. She was so not into itmade a very poor experience, won't be back.

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1689705]Went here for the first time, with some hope.

Had Lisa.

Great massage, but no soft touch build up, and she refused to disrobe at all, and clearly didnot want to be touched.

So last 2 times at an AMP have gotten rather cold treatment, other was Tiffany at GS.

I thought a certain level of service was standard, but sadly that no longer seems to be the case[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Frinky; 1690876]I decided to take one for the team and I'm not sure I've recovered yet.

First, the huge open windows are not good for discretion. Second, as soon as they open that Shoprite, it'll be Grand Central Station in and out of that intersection. So if you want to try this place before it gets crazy go soon. But I suggest not to. Read on.

I go in and ask for table shower. $55 is the damage and I'm shown to the back area to wait "few minute" in one of two easy chairs right in the middle of the hallway. Zero man traffic control. None. I sat there examining the fire extinguisher trying not to look as some dude exited, yelling about his cell phone.

Was shown into the room and told to disrobe and put my clothes either on an old chest or on some hooks on the wall. Now remember this is an all tiled room and was just used 5 minutes earlier and the floor is soaking wet. How do you take your clothes off and not get them wet? Don't know.

Well, I get my clothes off, socks wet, underwear wet, and get up on the table. This is no table shower table but jut a wooden bench-thing with no padding at all. Just a sheet, new, but still wet from the last guy. How comfortable do you think it was laying on a wet wooden table for 50 minutes? Think cadaver / autopsy / water boarding.

Started face up and soon realized I was freezing. Some application of a spearmint face wash or maybe it was her wad of smacking gum that smelled like that. Semi warm rinse off and a wash of soap then a small dab of salt then soap (?) again. All the while my twig and berries were disappearing.

No sign of foul play at all. Nothing. Turned over and same treatment on back. No plat anywhere. Made sure it was clear that anything was ok to touch, but no joy.

On the final front flip, she used this back scrubber to wash me off and then proceeded to use it like a grill flipper to move my junk back and forth while she sprayed them down.

All done! Correct.

All the while the floor drain is either plugged or too small as he constantly tried to shuffle water to the drain. I was sore from the table, skin was tingling from whatever that crap was she put on me, and my entire body was engulfed in body oil. I thought I might get the lube job then. No.

Avoid? Run away and go to GS. There is no VIP treatment here.

Got in my car and ran the heat on full blast for the ride home.[/QUOTE]Waterboarding! Priceless! Thanks for saving us all a lot of misery. Good review.

Hammer

Frinky's post is an excellant example of a complete, detailed review. Finally we can all clearly see what VIP has in store for a table shower. Not Good! No where near what a typical NYC style TS should be like.

Thank you

This to me is upsetting.

These places need to enforce some kind of consistent conduct from their employees.

I mean, its their choice, but they will lose business otherwise.

$110 for an hour or $70 for 1/2 hour is alot of money.

People need to know what they are getting.

I don't know whats suddenly going on.

The first maybe 8 times I went to GS, tit fondling, and usually sucking, happened.

Now suddenly it changes there, and at the new place?

Why?

Its their loss too.

[QUOTE=Bdbear7;1691359]I went there yesterday on my way throgh the area, what a mistake, Had a nice younger lady I would say early 30, name mandy or mindy? Well got hh. 5 got and table ask how strong, told her medium. Well she barely ran her fingers over me for abouot 5 mins, ok flip. Roll over try to touch her and she blocks all. More fingers very light brushing over chest and abd, some minimal passes over good areas. Then says you take care of me, Sure I wll, ha anyway quick disinterested release, done in 20 mins with No MASSAGE AT ALL. Left her with a 20. She was so not into itmade a very poor experience, won't be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1691840]This to me is upsetting.

These places need to enforce some kind of consistent conduct from their employees.

I mean, its their choice, but they will lose business otherwise.

$110 for an hour or $70 for 1/2 hour is alot of money.

People need to know what they are getting.

I don't know whats suddenly going on.

The first maybe 8 times I went to GS, tit fondling, and usually sucking, happene.

Now suddenly it changes there, and at the new place?

Why?

Its their loss too.[/QUOTE]I have to be honest the last 3x I went the place sucked and have been reluctant to go back because of it. I haven't even had a hard on the last 3 flips because of zero teasing, that's when you know it's bad.

Maybe Pauly Walnuts needs to go in and shake this joint up, got to draw the line somewhere, somebody is making big $ giving poor service. They need to bring CeCe back!

[QUOTE=Threeprongplug;1690431]I was able to message her on yahoo and she said her massage was $ 1 / hr. When I asked for an app't I never got a response. Asked for an app't the following day and still no answer. Don't know what to make of it except that it would seem that she might be waiting for more explicit requests to be made in print. I'm not attempting that.[/QUOTE]If you google her supposed yahoo I'm, swoods1112, it shows ads in Columbus and Orlando same time she's supposedly here in Troy.

Cindy got some good reviews (or 2 Cindys)

Just find it wierd that management or ownership seem to have no influence over the business behaviour of their employees.

Its just common sense that for a business to succeed, customers need to know what to expect.

[QUOTE=SilverFox69; 1691956]I have to be honest the last 3x I went the place sucked and have been reluctant to go back because of it. I haven't even had a hard on the last 3 flips because of zero teasing, that's when you know it's bad.

Maybe Pauly Walnuts needs to go in and shake this joint up, got to draw the line somewhere, somebody is making big $ giving poor service. They need to bring CeCe back![/QUOTE]

I have had poor results locally here in the capital district as of late, Therefore I have been traveling to Benn. Vt. I must say for a 45 min drive its worth it to me, I get 1 hr for 80 including very good table shower " on soft padded suppersize table" dried off them to heated massage table, lots of roaming, very nice teasing. I have been 4 times in last 3 months. Everytime was nice and relaxing, I have got Hand are. For 40 and a couple of of times BBBJ facial for 60 because she is familar with me. Name is yeye I think its been a few weeks since I have been there. But always leave happy and relaxed. To me its Much better than anything local. Massues was 40s ok looks slender Bs on top nice butt, lots of roaming with moaning, possible more on menu for right price, have not tried, Happy with what I got. Just A FYI for you all. Good Luck Be safe. Green Spa.

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1692415]Cindy got some good reviews (or 2 Cindys)

Just find it wierd that management or ownership seem to have no influence over the business behaviour of their employees.

Its just common sense that for a business to succeed, customers need to know what to expect.[/QUOTE]

Went to Golden Sunny earlier this week and was met by Mary. She is new to me; I've never seen her before. As usual, very limited English. Mary is short, has a medium build, in her 30s. Early 40s. I asked for Cindy but she shook her head no. I was short on time and no backup plans, so off to a room with Mary.

She asked if I wanted a medium massage and that usually works for me. I was given mediocre massage but with absolutely no ST. I think she missed the lesson that day in massage school. A few times, she had to leave and come back. I don't know why as no one had come in. We get to the flip and, after a few minutes rubbing the shoulders and neck, Mary points and asks,"You want this?" I nod yes and she leaves (!) to get a hot towel. Why then? I don't know. It does allow the towel to cool down by the time it was used, after a very perfunctory release, which was way, way too harsh. I get cleaned up with the now cool towel and it's off to getting my feet massaged for the remainder of the time.

The weird thing is she's all serious and no smiles during and up to the release but only during the last 5 minutes is she all smiles and lovey dovey. I guess she thought that would help her with her tip. It didn't. $50/20. No, Mary was not happy with that. That made two of us.

[QUOTE=Koii322; 1693018]Went to Golden Sunny earlier this week and was met by Mary. She is new to me; I've never seen her before. As usual, very limited English. Mary is short, has a medium build, in her 30s. Early 40s. I asked for Cindy but she shook her head no. I was short on time and no backup plans, so off to a room with Mary.

She asked if I wanted a medium massage and that usually works for me. I was given mediocre massage but with absolutely no ST. I think she missed the lesson that day in massage school. A few times, she had to leave and come back. I don't know why as no one had come in. We get to the flip and, after a few minutes rubbing the shoulders and neck, Mary points and asks,"You want this?" I nod yes and she leaves (!) to get a hot towel. Why then? I don't know. It does allow the towel to cool down by the time it was used, after a very perfunctory release, which was way, way too harsh. I get cleaned up with the now cool towel and it's off to getting my feet massaged for the remainder of the time.

The weird thing is she's all serious and no smiles during and up to the release but only during the last 5 minutes is she all smiles and lovey dovey. I guess she thought that would help her with her tip. It didn't. $50/20. No, Mary was not happy with that. That made two of us.[/QUOTE]I've suggested this before and I will again. We should start our own AMP. Each of us can take turns being the papasan. I think it would be easy. Where's the paper, there must be a vacant building somewhere on Fuller Road.

Before you reply, don't. Ha ha ha

Stopped into Broadway AMP earlier this week and saw Jennifer. A little younger than the usual masseuse. Nothing special to look at. Good with English, but didn't speak much.

Very good hour of massage with zero extras. I know some of you will say I didn't try hard enough, but I certainly made my intentions known. She wasn't having it. She worked hard to avoid OTC touch, and paid zero attention to the little guy pre or post flip. You know you're doomed when the towel keeps ending up on you after it mysteriously falls off!

Got the whole hour, but so what? I left wanting more. And still do.

One last weird thing. When I opened the door to exit the room (yes- she left me in there alone, maybe to self service!) , there were two other girls sitting there on a couch nearly directly outside the door. They were giggling, and I swear one looked VERY young. Too young to be in a place like that. But then again it was 100% legit to my dismay. I will not return. 70/20.

Stopped in yesterday and was met by Lisa. Probably in her 40's and not very attractive at all. Her English is terrible. Went for the hour. Decent massage have had better and much worse too. After about twenty minutes she moves down to my legs and this is when all the fun began. Great ST playing with my ass, balls and my now rock hard cock. That lasted for nearly ten minutes. Then she asked me to flip. She took her time striking me and rubbing my asshole. After a few minutes she asked me if I was ready-I like that. She gave me some prostrate action while she was jerking me off-I like that too! She allowed me to roam freely and didn't say no to anything I tried. I sucked on her nipples a little during HJ. After she finished me she was gave me a foot massage. That's when she noticed I had was half hard again and she said "you want 2" making that hand gesture they do and laughing at the same time. I said yes! So she left my feet and came right over and gave me another HJ. Very accommodating. Very unattractive but her pleasing attitude made up for it. I wouldn't doubt if I could get a BBBJ from her next time. 70/50. First time I ever left 50 at the GS but she deserved it.

Two Thumbs Up!

Cindy at Golden Sunny gives one of the best massages ever. I have seen her twice over the last month and have left happy every time. She has a great personality, very friendly and funny each time I've seen her. 70/50 and very worth it. She allows a little roaming but won't let the girls out (I asked). Ends with a relaxing foot rub.

[QUOTE=Schenectadysam;1701416]Stopped in yesterday and was met by Lisa. Probably in her 40's and not very attractive at all. Her English is terrible. Went for the hour. Decent massage have had better and much worse too. After about twenty minutes she moves down to my legs and this is when all the fun began. Great ST playing with my ass, balls and my now rock hard cock. That lasted for nearly ten minutes. Then she asked me to flip. She took her time striking me and rubbing my asshole. After a few minutes she asked me if I was ready-I like that. She gave me some prostrate action while she was jerking me off-I like that too! She allowed me to roam freely and didn't say no to anything I tried. I sucked on her nipples a little during HJ. After she finished me she was gave me a foot massage. That's when she noticed I had was half hard again and she said "you want 2" making that hand gesture they do and laughing at the same time. I said yes! So she left my feet and came right over and gave me another HJ. Very accommodating. Very unattractive but her pleasing attitude made up for it. I wouldn't doubt if I could get a BBBJ from her next time. 70/50. First time I ever left 50 at the GS but she deserved it.[/QUOTE]I'm still new to the AMP scene, what the likely-hood of a four hand massage at GS?