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Stopped by a perennial fav and drew Judy. 1 hour, house fee. Youngish, thick-ish, playful, pleasant until minute 25. Then: "You take care of me?"
Looking like a short-time situation."Sure. .4."
"Can't do anything for. 4". Huh?
"Okay, just give me a massage then." Which, as you might imagine, was thoroughly unpleasant for the entire 5 minutes that remained. Out the door in 30 with a bad taste that will have me schlepping to BS for the near future.
[QUOTE=AngleOfRepose; 1410319]Stopped by a perennial fav and drew Judy. 1 hour, house fee. Youngish, thick-ish, playful, pleasant until minute 25. Then: "You take care of me?"
Looking like a short-time situation."Sure. .4."
"Can't do anything for. 4". Huh?
"Okay, just give me a massage then." Which, as you might imagine, was thoroughly unpleasant for the entire 5 minutes that remained. Out the door in 30 with a bad taste that will have me schlepping to BS for the near future.[/QUOTE].4 won't get you into heaven any more. .6 is the new .4, and 1.2 is the new $.
Personally, I don't mind. I have been doing this for a long time, and this is the first rate increase. What else has not gone up? If you want to play, you got to pay.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1410838].4 won't get you into heaven any more. .6 is the new. 4, and 1. 2 is the new $.
Personally, I don't mind. I have been doing this for a long time, and this is the first rate increase. What else has not gone up? If you want to play, you got to pay.[/QUOTE]Empirically I can't argue. And I will tip. 6 for a full hour with a creative, enthusiastic finish (not being a FS kind of guy). I have tipped even more for Amy and Coffee (and Sunny in her day). However $.3 total with tip up front for a likely 30-35 minute operation seems steep-those are lawyer-type hourly rates (though more fun, I agree!) I guess the bottom line for me is that I can still find FBSM with a finish for $, only now there's fewer places.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1410838].4 won't get you into heaven any more. .6 is the new .4.[/QUOTE]Yeah, been noticing that too, specially at the better places. I guess we have to get used to it. But then again, I don't mind paying the extra. 2, as long as it goes to the [no] dress rental fee. I guess it's like getting something extra for the extra. 2 tip.
BD
Based on reports I read here I decided to make the trek back over to Lotus in Elkridge and once again left very dissappointed, I know that YMMV but the only thing available was a HJ from a masseuse with a giant head and very skinny body, she looked like a lollipop, she would not even flash me. I left without any happy ending, never to return.
CL
Sorry that this is long, don't read it if you don't like rants.
I decided to try RL in Laurel. I remembered the tall young manager, paid the house fee. The gal was new in the area. She was very young, pretty and so cute. I am thinking this is going to be good!
The shower was okay, and back to the room for a first class massage. She was well trained and very good. She knew very little English, but I tried to be nice, polite, and to establish a rapport. Joke around a little. So far so good.
Then the HE. Fully clothed, mechanical to the extreme, and I found out there is one word in English she has mastered, it is 'no. ' Can you. 'NO! ' Could we. 'No! ' At least let me touch you. Oh, is that your knee? Well, here, ooops, an elbow. How about here, how did your foot get here? You know, just forget it, neither one of us is enjoying this at all. Just give me a foot massage.
It was like getting an HE from your wife when she is really, really pissed off at you.
Look, I get that the menu is going to be limited. That is fine. But there are gals, think of Dee Dee or Kay at B&B a couple of years ago, who provide a limited menu, but do it in a style that makes you want to come back again as soon as possible.
I think there may be some of you guys who remained on good terms with Yumi or the young manager. If you can, talk to them, they are not helping themselves. Those of us who are trying the place out now are potential regulars, guys who go to spas. They should want us back, not turn us away for a long time.
Oh well, I am done. On the plus side, I had lunch with a fellow senior member earlier, and we had a great time telling tales and adventures and talking about gals to visit. That was the high point of the day.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1416620]It was like getting an HE from your wife when she is really, really pissed off at you.[/QUOTE]You're lucky. When mine is really, really pissed at me, the LAST thing she will offer is a HJ! :)
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1416620]Sorry that this is long, don't read it if you don't like rants.
I decided to try RL in Laurel. I remembered the tall young manager, paid the house fee. The gal was new in the area. She was very young, pretty and so cute. I am thinking this is going to be good!
The shower was okay, and back to the room for a first class massage. She was well trained and very good. She knew very little English, but I tried to be nice, polite, and to establish a rapport. Joke around a little. So far so good.
Then the HE. Fully clothed, mechanical to the extreme, and I found out there is one word in English she has mastered, it is 'no. ' Can you. 'NO! ' Could we. 'No! ' At least let me touch you. Oh, is that your knee? Well, here, ooops, an elbow. How about here, how did your foot get here? You know, just forget it, neither one of us is enjoying this at all. Just give me a foot massage.
It was like getting an HE from your wife when she is really, really pissed off at you.
Look, I get that the menu is going to be limited. That is fine. But there are gals, think of Dee Dee or Kay at B&B a couple of years ago, who provide a limited menu, but do it in a style that makes you want to come back again as soon as possible.
I think there may be some of you guys who remained on good terms with Yumi or the young manager. If you can, talk to them, they are not helping themselves. Those of us who are trying the place out now are potential regulars, guys who go to spas. They should want us back, not turn us away for a long time.
Oh well, I am done. On the plus side, I had lunch with a fellow senior member earlier, and we had a great time telling tales and adventures and talking about gals to visit. That was the high point of the day.[/QUOTE]You saw Tiffany / Jenny (the manager is calling her Tiffany, but she told me it is too hard for her to say so she is going by Jenny).
She actually gives a great massage. On my 1st visit she gave a thai massage, as for HE she didn't want to do it. 2nd visit the new tall younger manager told me she wouldn't do HE only massage which was pretty dam good that time. She left for a couple weeks and decided to return and do the HE, but as Ginger said, YOU WILL NOT enjoy it much.
On her she is extremely cute, and she wears absolutely no make up, no nail or toe Polish. She has not learned she needs to doll up and sell extras yet. In a few months she may change her mind, but maybe not.
The other ladies there were too old and not to my taste so I passed each time I visited and was offered either of the older gals.
So far RL is not worth the $. I contact yumi pretty frequently and now the new 'manager' and will let you know if the girls change.
I think if the new mamasan would provide massage service we would have a home run there. She could be something special but so far, no dice.
The night I tried there I was feeling in a exploratory mood, and was willing to risk a high probability of limited menu for a different visual experience. A very cute European girl was a nice change of pace (since it's now been well over a year since I've been by The Block). Unfortunately the massage was average, and the menu was indeed limited (I knew it wasn't going to be a home run, but some reports had me hoping for perhaps a little more than the minimum, but was not to be).
Awkward physical set-up, but not too bad.
My provider encouraged me to return and visit some of the other girls (the Spanish girls she said). In the past I've found that tends to indicate they've realized you wanted more than they are willing to give, and are trying to steer you towards the girls that 'break the rules'; but that hasn't happened often enough for me to consider it reliable.
A nice massage, the fact they offer a 90 minute session was nice too, I wanted the extended pampering. She was very chatty, and it was nice talking to a pretty lady for a change instead of the yawning silence at the AMPs.
OTOH probably not worth it for a repeat.
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I see that Jazmine, formerly Jade Shiatsu, has changed its' name again. Driving out Frederick Road past the Rita's there I looked over and saw the name change. When it was Jade Shiatsu I had some very good sessions from Kimberly. Then when it was Jazmine my one experience there sucked. I wonder if the new name change has brought a change in service quality. Next time I have extra time and money, and find myself in that part of town I may TOFTT.
Just wondering if anyone has any recent experience there?
I'm not sure but I guess Silk is in this Jessup thread. IF interesed go to PGC thread here for a post I do not feel like retyping. Already lost the "cut and paste". Maybe this post will help some.
I had the pleasure of hitting this up when I had a very good fortune night. Met with Lisa. Younger girl. Says she is 26 and I can not doubt that one bit. Very cute. Very in shape. Spoke actually very decent English. Best I have experienced for AMP. Paid 60 for the half hour. The massage was actually extremely decent in my opinion. Most AMP. Its like. Alright come on hurry up turn over. It seemed like she actually enjoyed giving a LEGIT massage. 60 for tip for basic finish.
Things about this place I do not like it is not a place I would go to during the day. Located right next to a lot of stores and this parking lot is normally packed during the normal work day. I was in the not giving a shit mood. So, I do not care if anyone was eyeing me down to be honest.
At night. Make sure you watch your 6. LEO likes to do patrol for speeders on this road. So, do not give yourself any attention and ruin what I believe is a very good thing to FINALLY come to this area.
[QUOTE=MikedD;1436139]I'm not sure but I guess Silk is in this Jessup thread. IF interesed go to PGC thread here for a post I do not feel like retyping. Already lost the "cut and paste". Maybe this post will help some.[/QUOTE]Your walk of shame is on a sidewalk filled with your fellow hobbist, I have taken it three or four time's. You know sometime you think you have to make a connection first in it will get better, only thing that gets better is how you walk, one foot in front of the other. I also think one or two of the sessions I have had were fun, but the attuide at this place can be a hand full, they act like they are doing you a favor, what is really happening, is you are paying for a service, they make you beleive they will provide. I think it would not be to bad if they were up front, but then I guess we would not pay them as much since we get more for the buck at other places. The two bad sessions have been because they want to fuss when you take money back (which I have done) , you know you get what you pay for, that works both ways. I would never take anything back normally, but when you try to give me a lot of shit, with your attuide, well you cut yourself short, and in most cases, I am an over tipper. But I don't need that shit in the street, I can get that at home, I rubbed one of them on the leg once, she told me I needed to ask her first, how dare me just try to touch, WTF, I had to look around to see where I was, funny now (maybe she was correct, I don't know, but if your are there and I come there to at least touch, or be touched, then what did I miss, maybe it was the memo, no touching) but I was a little hot when it happened, got up started to leave untill she changed her tone, all in all I think they do it because we allow them to, let everyone start taking money back and see what happens.
Just my thought.
[QUOTE=RedskinsAllDay; 1436590]I had the pleasure of hitting this up when I had a very good fortune night. Met with Lisa. Younger girl. Says she is 26 and I can not doubt that one bit. Very cute. Very in shape. Spoke actually very decent English. Best I have experienced for AMP. Paid 60 for the half hour. The massage was actually extremely decent in my opinion. Most AMP. Its like. Alright come on hurry up turn over. It seemed like she actually enjoyed giving a LEGIT massage. 60 for tip for basic finish.
Things about this place I do not like it is not a place I would go to during the day. Located right next to a lot of stores and this parking lot is normally packed during the normal work day. I was in the not giving a shit mood. So, I do not care if anyone was eyeing me down to be honest.
At night. Make sure you watch your 6. LEO likes to do patrol for speeders on this road. So, do not give yourself any attention and ruin what I believe is a very good thing to FINALLY come to this area.[/QUOTE]Park next to the dunkin donuts and use the back door. Walk down the alley the door is clearly marked and open, leads to an inner rear door with a bell.
I previously reviewed Lisa see link below on the PG board since that is where RL is located that is where the reviews should be. Many people will miss them if they keep getting reviewed on the Jessup board.